WARNING: This is a tongue-in-the-cheek post
Dear Kumekucha,
Allow me some space in your blog which is losing readership, contrary to what your hit counter is showing, but where I am pleased to note that people like Luke have acknowledged that the economy is growing so much so that they are constantly admiring its' upward swing.
I suspect that you will not publish this post because yours is clearly Raila Odinga's 3rd campaign site. The first is www.raila.com, the second is www.jaluo.com and Kumekucha is the third.
However I am no idiot and I have my own strategy to ensure that you publish this important patriotic post. I am reliably informed that you never read posts contributed by others and only use the spell checker to find certain words and phrases to hurriedly post them. I hereby include those words to be found by your spell checker so that you duly publish this post. Here are the magic words; Raila, Raila Odinga, Tom Mboya, JM Kariuki, Robert Ouko.
Now let me get to my point and the whole reason for writing this. I have watched with interest and I must say lots of delight and overwhelming joy as certain cabinet ministers linked to the scandal that never was, called Anglo Leasing have been re-appointed to the cabinet...
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Chris,ever since a certain commentator complained here “how come no one here mentions the good things this Govt. has done over the past 5 years, only mentioning the bad like Artur Mamluk, General Mathenge etc.”, I made it my active duty to stick to admiring economic growth from Kenyan 1963 model to now UN 1984 model of GDP with forever various estimates (sic)
ReplyDeleteGrowth where the employees we elected (wonder why; they are ALL useless even the supposed “clean” ones) have improved so much and the rest of us pumbavus who have not are lazy (sic again) because this is now a working nation one just needs a head and a hand and you will experience 6.1% GDP
Upon closer inspection I realise you don’t even need to do any work in this economy to improve; just ask assistant ministers- “yes we answer the phone all day, read newspapers (so many nowadays Business Daily, Daily Star, East African, Kenya Times, Kumekucha etc so it takes time) for 4 ½ years, cry foul at the eleventh hour but we’re still 6.1% je na wewe?”
Even our opposition leaders’ faces nowadays look a bit Kamanguish, although the briefcase is a step-up from any one politician.
Stop these games Kenyans please. How long will we tolerate dishonourables? Long enough! Do you really think they-any of them-have your best interests at heart?
(sigh) here we go again….. IT’S INTEGRITY NOT THE ECONOMY STUPID
You mean this is what PRIMITIVE ACCUMULATION OF KNOWLEDGE is. Then, I think this world is doomed and I do support Taabu for saying that this blog hosts INTELLECTUAL PARASITES.
ReplyDeleteLock, stock and barrel, PRIMITIVE ACCUMULATION of parasited intelligence. By the way, I am not a whinner, I am simply against people misusing this forum or dragging this forum to a level that you belong. What do you feel when someone calls you from a foreign country to tell you that he saw you posted a pornographic material? Before he settles, he reads your comments, then he thinks wow! another deranged one joins the lot of thinkers.
Another point, I have never visited the Raila For President website, and will not. I am waiting for the launch of Kibaki2012 website and I will religiously watch it grow, and thereafter, December 29 to exercise my democratic birth right at Catholic Parochial, vote for any NARC MP, and any NARC Councillor to extend the era of development by another KOBOLE (DP slogan). I am a true Kenyan. Najivunia
Wow, that was quite a mothful Vikii. If you are right then Chris must have fried himself out of the pan. Never before have I seen or read Vikii that enraged. Chris please clear the air, I am really HURT on Vikii's behalf. Mark you I remain his BB anytime anyday and I demand and explanation. Please comply lest....
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile Bw Vikii take a deep breath and exhale. Don't allow yourself to be caged. Getting mad would be playing into the hands of your enemies. I know for a fact you are smarter than that. May the REAL Vikii please stand up to this crap? Lala unono bro.
I have been reading with amazement to the post and I cant help but settle for the idea that it could actually be Chris kicking up dust to get attention. We know for sure Chris is a pro-Raila agent and a reversal of psychology by such postingwould push up his bar especialy during this period.
ReplyDeleteIts been said... desperate times call for desparate actions
Over to you Chris!
Being a keen reader of this blog. This article is from someone who is well conversant with the usual commenters of this blog and wanted to pass on a message or get a reaction from them. This is non other than Chis himself. Instead of posting hot issues like Kalonzo defecting to LPK and the future of ODM without him. He decides to attack his commenters.
ReplyDeleteSo folks better be anonymous like me or get busy with your blogs or other stuff.
Tulizeni wasee, what do you understand by this disclaimer -
ReplyDelete"WARNING: This is a tongue-in-the-cheek post"
Chris, a lot has happened in the last two days politically. Keep us updated please. (Was that you running with civil society at bunge jana or you were at K-Foundation offices receiving defectors?)sic...
I for one agree that we all have something to learn from one anothers' post and comments, but you have to kick-start it!