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Thursday, March 12, 2015

Woman Pays Horrifyingly High Price For Stealing Scratch Cards

This blog has always been lucky in that our policy of strictly protecting our sources and even editing stories to further protect the identity of the people giving us inside information has yielded fruit. The result is that we always receive some extremely fascinating more-than-bizarre stories of what is happening in our society.
The following article is one such example;

Corruption is a vice that is in the very fabric of the Kenyan society and Kenyan who find themselves in a position of responsibility will tend to think of it as good fortune and their turn “to eat,” just like our politicians do.

This is exactly what Rita did but with rather disastrous and horrific consequences.

Rita was married with 2 children and lived in a well known Nairobi estate (name with-held). She could not believe her luck when she landed a job distributing cell phone scratch cards. She hurriedly shut down her small mboga kiosk in the estate which was bringing her more headaches than income to concentrate on the lucrative new job. And things got even better.
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Apart from a basic salary of Kshs 10,000 she discovered that she was also to get a commission if she hit her targets for scratch cards sold. It was easy because there were already established clients and she had to do was persuade each client to take a little more than usual and she would surpass her target by far. Her total take home package amounted to about Kshs 30,000 per month which is not much money in Kenya these days but Rita had never handled such money in her entire life time.

And things got even better. About a week into the job, a fellow sales lady introduced her to a certain “deal” that was going down in the place. They would distribute stolen scratch cards and get a hefty commission. So apart from her salary, Rita now had cash that was coming in daily. The racket was really an elaborate scheme where she stole from her own employer.

Things could not have been better for Rita and her lifestyle changed suddenly and very dramatically. The cold and strictly vegetarian household was now warm with meat being eaten every day. Nobody was suspicious that there might be anything wrong. After all everybody knew that Rita “alipata job fit sana.” The house that never used to see visitors now suddenly had too many of them. Many new-found friends came for small “soft loans” and word quickly spread that whatever time of the month it was, you would never miss cash at Rita’s house.

But as they say, thieves get caught on their 40th day. Now the fortieth day may take 20 years to come, but it will surely arrive some day. Sadly Rita’s 40th day arrived less than 6 months into the job. As usual the thieves got caught simply because of their greed. The small amounts that they had started off stealing were not easy to detect because of the large volumes of cell phone scratch cards that were being sold. But the people in the racket got greedy and decided that if they had gotten away with the small amounts, there was no reason why they could not get away with larger amounts.

Rita’s overall boss at the office was a man called Omondi. He was overweight and was always sweating. Mr Omondi may have been overweight, sweaty and maybe didn’t smell too good, but he was very intelligent. He called Rita into his office one day and explained to her that he had already unearthed their schemes of theft and was going to call in the police. Rita was too frightened to even move. Omondi picked up the land line on his desk and started dialing. Rita quickly recovered and is said to have quickly gone down on her knees begging him. Omondi just continued dialing.

“Hello is that Central police station?”

By this time Rita was tagging at his shirt sleeves and already in a cold sweat.

Omondi slowly put down the telephone receiver and gave his conditions for the “forgiveness” Rita was cornered and she knew it. The conditions included her giving full information to Omondi on how exactly the racket was carried out and who was involved. The other condition to her horror but not surprise was paying her boss with a sexual favor, right there and then in the office.

Rita tried to think of a way out but there was none. The smiling Mr Omondi wanted the sexual favour before anything else. He lifted the phone and told his secretary to hold all calls as he did not want to be interrupted. He carefully locked the door as Rita looked on feeling like a trapped bird. She took her position on the desk. It seemed to last forever but finally it was over. He reached inside his desk and handed her toilet roll to wipe herself.

Although Rita felt defiled and very dirty, her ordeal was far from being over. She gave all the details of her partners in crime who were promptly picked up by the police and locked up in cells. She wrote a statement at the police station and was notified of the date she needed to appear in court to give evidence against her former colleagues.

For a week she held on to the belief that things had not turned out so badly since she had managed to retain her job. If she had not caught some crazy disease from the "encounter" with Mr Omondi, she would be okay, she kept telling herself. But a nasty surprise awaited her at the end of the week.

Mr Omondi called her into his office again and fired her. But not before having her one last time.

As far as we know Rita is still jobless.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Female Bank Manager In Trouble For Buying Underlings (men) Shirts: Tabia mbaya causes nice woman to lose her job

Bank employees are still stunned after a female bank manager at a prestigious Nairobi based bank branch was recently fired after the wife of one of the underlings he bought shirts for turned up at the CEO’s office and caused quite a scene at the usually quiet and serene bank environment.
This is the incident that triggered the interest of Kumekucha Relationship stories in this saga but on further digging this writer unearthed details that are so shocking that even now as I type this story I am blushing repeatedly. I have also been forced to leave out a lot of stuff that I cannot publish in this family blog.

We have been reliably informed that the bank manager, Millie, had an exceptionally big appetite for men in the office and dated quite a number of them. However in the end the man responsible for getting her fired was shockingly enough the manager of a rival bank. We shall call the man Tom. It is not clear whether she was mining trade secrets out of the man (described as quiet and without maneno mingi).

Sources at the bank are still puzzled about 32 year old Millie. One source puts it thus;

“She did not have anything really special to make men turn. No legs that cause men‘s eyes to pop out, no butt, plain face and all. But it seems that the minute a man dated her the poor guy would just go crazy. Obviously I have no idea what she was giving them in private.”

The source goes on to point to the case of Tom who was in his 50s and seemingly a responsible family man until he started pushing with Millie.

Even as that passionate affair was going on, with the pair being seen together at popular social spots all over town, the bank manager was still busy buying shirts for one of her male employees (several years younger than her) at the bank branch she headed.

She was also giving him some extra attention after office hours. She is said to have admitted to another female employee who helped her secure a date with the hunk, that she had a crash on him. Mercifully the young employee (in his late twenties) is not married. Kumekucha has confirmed that the young man got a raise of almost double his salary in the annual review at the end of last year.

But it was her affair with Tom that brought disaster. Tom’s wife soon found out that she was the laughing stock of the city in the sun and was obviously not amused. She paid Millie a visit. Sources say that she kept her cool and behaved very arrogantly towards Tom’s wife. And what is worse, she continued seeing Tom with a vengeance.

The next thing workers at the bank knew was that Tom’s wife turned up at the Bank CEO’s office in a posh office in a Nairobi high rise building. The minute the woman got to the bank CEO’s office and confirmed that he was in, she caused a scene and started shouting at the top of her voice when the secretary told her it was not possible to see the boss, just then.

The commotion caused several workers to come out of their offices in panic wondering if the bank was being robbed by a crazed woman. Her trick worked like a dream and she was hurriedly granted audience with the embarrassed CEO and went on to explain her problem in great detail. Other workers in the office could hear her loudly and repeatedly asking what kind of people the bank employed that went after other people’s husbands'.

It is said that the CEO was shocked and had a heavy heart when he learnt that the woman was complaining about Millie. This is because Millie was one of his best managers.

Employees at the bank branch where Millie used to work remember her as a tough boss who could get an employee fired with a single telephone call.

Because her branch performed extremely well and was said to be the best, she seem to have always had the bank managements’ ears, including that of the CEO who fired her so abruptly.

One employee at the bank prepared a detailed report for Kumekucha;
 
“Whatever she requested … I mean demanded, it was given immediately. Be it need of more staff, some upgrade or modification of a certain function in the branch … it was granted … while other branch managers literally had to beg long and hard for such things. If one of her staff seemed more capable than her, he/she was quietly shut down by work overload or sheer frustrations that were not worth it at the end of it all. So powerful was she that she literally determined the kind of salary increment you would get, once you were put under her.

This led to many of the staff excessively sucking up to her… especially the men. It is said that she was such a performer that she quickly rose to branch Manager without the usual papers required for such a post.


She frequently screamed at employees because hers was what had to be done and done to perfection and any slight mistake was met with plenty of venom. She was definitely one with a lot of energy… and it seems her energy did not end at the office, hence her downfall.”

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