Showing posts with label Kenya on Sale. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kenya on Sale. Show all posts

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Lukeconomics: It is Your Fault to be Poor.....

.........in today's Kenya.

Read that post title again slowly this time. let it sink it.
Thank heavens we're now back to 4.5% economic growth but the question you must ask yourself is if you couldn't make money when the economy was 7% in 2007,what hope do you have at 4.5% in 2010?

Too many Kenyans spend too much time endlessly politiking,rushing to leave "comments" here on Kumekucha in the name of airing their opinions and seeking the political kingdom.During the few seconds it takes to angrily e-bang those keyboards you could have been harvesting off the rains pounding the country in Flash floods in Narok and plant maize with the new variety hybrid seeds introduced by the forward thinking minister for Agriculture.Farmers across the land are reaping bumper harvests and spending it all in one night in a bar while we are busy with endless "domo domo"

PRESIDENTIAL SECRETS
When will kenyans change their mentality from always politiking? learn the economist President Kibaki's secret:1%politics+99%money=success. See even how Post poll chaos commissions are raking in billions of fortune in shillings even as they seek so called Truth and Justice on behalf of Kenyans-why can't you do the same? PSC conducted expensive week long retreat at your expense to give us a constitution that could simply have been amended in Moi days. meanwhile you are busy saying "naomba serikali" Epuka tafadhali

It's your fault if you're poor in Kenya today. See young McDonald Maringa is earning mega bucks millions each week shrewdly kicking a piece of leather across the grass in Manchester-you think he begun that way?Drive with me to Muthurwa and see the humble "juniors" playing "mpira wa juala" in the open playing fields city council has refused to develop.That's how it starts-what are you doing still tarmacking in the name of joblessness?Kick something fool

EASY MONEY
Kenya is a great country you don't even need a job just invite tourist to look at natural landscape and pay you. you can even stand in your birthday suit as they pet the elephants across your fence.Even here at Kumekucha the blog is earning money while you read-Google ad sense is making Chris smile widely with post-molars showing at the back of his mouth.politics and money

Forget about seeking "justice"-this is Kenya just make money anyhow and you will soon be smiling with all the rest of us. the new constitution will not add ugali to your table or will it?so why do you want to be a footsoldier all the rest of your life for a politician who doesn't even know your name let alone care you exist?how comes the "new" constitution does not address job creation and getting rich?

FOLLOW THE LEADERS
Equity bank and Nakumatt holdings head honchos are among top 50 emerging new business leaders world wide-wacheni wivu please. Never mind nay sayers shouting about domination of business and government by ONE particular tribe-watch Citizen TV Sunday live every Sunday night to see who really "owns Kenya"-how comes no one is complaining of Kenyan Asians dominating the economy owning half of all companies in Kenya?

Forget the naysayers ati "Birates" of Somali are making a fortune dangerously guarding the waters of their coast and pushing up the local housing market. Let's come to our senses. 2012 is almost here.Like Jimmy Kibaki's Simama Kenya ask yourself-je wewe mwenywe umesimama aje?hebu simama before the economy hits 10% for vision 2030 and you're still broke.
A word to the wise is enough-WACHENI MPANGO WA POLITICS BILA PESA

Friday, July 24, 2009

Kibaki: Migingo is Kenya’s Policed by Uganda


Kenyans must learn to take President Kibaki seriously. Now that they have forced Kibaki to declare Migingo as belonging to Kenya, they must stop whining about the one acre WASTELAND. Kibaki came to Nyanza for more weighty business and reducing him to commenting of some rocky patch was a waste of his Excellency’s time.

And in forcing Kibaki’s hand, Migingo fishermen must brace themselves for a prompt reaction from Museveni whose police suffocate the island. We are good neighbours and must learn to share resources. Gifting landlocked Uganda with one acre won’t diminish our national sovereignty or pride.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Let Aggrieved Kenyans Go to Court

It defeats any sane and logical reasoning why Kenyans would want Finance Minister Amos Kimunya to make painful and costly history by resigning due to public pressure. We must learn as a country to RESPECT authority. Only the DULY ELECTED HE President Kibaki has the powers to dismiss Kimunya. Other pretenders to the throne in the shape of committees must be ashamed of abrogating themselves powers they don’t have in the first place. In all honesty why would SHAMELESSLY apportion yourself the power to recommend a minister’s resignation while your opinion was not sought on his appointment?

All political propagandists baying for Kimunya’s blood must be seen for what they truly are. Theirs is all heat and no light clothed in quest for mob justice theatrics. Shame of these cowards who are only cleverly angling to besmirch youthful and COMPETENT accountant Kimunya. For starters Hon Kimunya ate nobody’s goat. And if you ever thought one Bernard Chunga had monopoly for bravado UK has done better in defending Kimunya by SIMPLY asking what has been stolen, by whom, and from where? You can smell seasoned and CALCULATIVE politician miles away. The scion of Jomo knows when to zip his mouth and brains. He can only comment authoritatively and usefully after CONSULTATION - when the coast is clear. And that is measured leadership from the front and by example.

Kenyans have unwittingly fallen for lynch mob mentality. Kimunya made it very clear the Grand Regency sale was an inter Government deal and why would Gaddafi deal with a mere minister and not his peer? Simply put we are collectively having our guns on the WRONG head. Meanwhile Kimunya deserves accolades and promotion to DPM for his unrivalled bravery to STOP the bullet for the boss who is busy offering REAL leadership albeit in silence. Add to that Kimunya's SPECIAL and IRREPLACEABLE role in Kibaki's family and you see why the president as a caring father cannot betray his own blood. No sane person would.

Top legal brains
Kenya is a civilized country rules by an educated economist. We must not allow mob psychology to derail our national efforts to industrialize in 2010. The likes of Orengo must stop splitting hairs and take the long beaten path to civilization. Let aggrieved Kenyans take their case to our internaltionally respected law courts. Kimunya is not a hawker or a fishmonger. All his actions benefited from the services of best legal brains in the name of Gichira Kibara, who was the chair of the Kenya National NGO Council not long ago. Nolw you see why the civic society and their noise is a mile behind this top notch lawyer.

It is time Kenyans consolidated their energies to help HE Kibaki build a prosperous African Tiger. Forget the fight for working institutions, they never bring food on the table. Even citizens of the most developed countries of the West are politically ILLITERATE to an extent of not knowing their leaders. In tandem we must pursue jealously the economic growth of our leaders and ask no questions lest we detract them from their clever schemes at our collective peril. We are a fortunate nation thanks to a farsighted president. We have an army colonel who not only doubles up as our National Security Intelligence Service Director but most important of all an astute businessman that cuts red tape when it matters. It is in the DNA people. Kazi iendelee.