Sunday, February 17, 2013

Zombies prepare to invade polling stations, but Dida has no zombie followers


Zombies in Kenya ready for the elections; Mohamed Dida refreshing non-zombie

What are zombies? According to Bwana Google it is; A soulless corpse said to be revived by witchcraft…

Well, Kenya is preparing for March 4th 2013 when millions of Zombies will invade polling stations to cast their votes. They will vote according to the chants you hear coming out of their smelly dead mouths.

Let me explain.

I have tried. I have really tried to have issue-based discussions with some of the most brilliant minds in Kenya on social media and even in social places all over the country. It has proved to be a futile mission. All I have met are Zombies programmed by either CORD or Jubilee. Their idea of a balanced debate on issues is a discussion that paints their candidate in good light and nothing else. Anything negative gets a predictable reaction from them. They huff and puff and start to get very annoyed and if you are not careful you will get a missile (like a bottle with the contents of EABL products still inside) hurled in your direction.

It seems that so many people have been bitten and turned into Zombies. I have met very few Peter Kenneth, Martha Karua or Mohamed Dida supporters but they have been joy to speak to. These folks you can have an intelligent discussion with. These people are non-tribal and love their country with a passion. I wish there was much more of them.

March 4th is going to be pretty predictable. CORD zombies in CORD zones and Jubilee zombies in Jubilee zones will troop obediently and in a trance to polling stations all over the country to vote for the side that bit them and turned them into Zombies.

Why waste time and money on presidential debates when Zombies cannot take in the contents of a debate? Why waste time releasing manifestos? Zombies don’t and can’t read, let alone comprehend and analyze the policies.

Why bother with opinion polls in a country of Zombies where all the people do is chant who they are supporting. Votes cast in stone that will not be changed by an earthquake.

That is why political rookie Mohamed Dida made such a huge impact on those of us who are still non-zombies. What impression do you expect a non-zombie to make amongst zombies? Right from the moment he first opened his mouth when he was presenting his papers to the IEBC the former Lenana school teacher has struck a chord in my heart. His speeches and remarks have inspired me as I am sure they have inspired so many Kenyans. Chances are that this is the man I will vote for on March 4th and don’t even think of telling me that cr** about losing my vote or wasting it. What does that mean in democracy? Don’t give me zombie talk, I am no zombie. I am still thinking and will continue to do so even as I vote.


Lively chat on social media as Dida steals the show

Deep inside the Jubilee and CORD campaigns

7 comments:


  1. Chris,I worry about you sometimes, I really do. How can you say you've tried and tried? in doing what? Remember what you promised us beginning of the year? well, all I have seen here is a Cord sycophant who is frustrated and wavering. Hakuna matata.

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  2. "I have tried. I have really tried to have really tried to have issue-based discussions with some of the MOST BRILLIANT MINDS in Kenya on social media and even in social places all over the country. It has proved to be a futile mission. All I have met are Zombies programmed by either CORD or Jubilee. Their idea of a balanced debate on issues is a discussion that paints their candidate in good light and nothing else."


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    MOST BRILLIANT MINDS?

    A white lie! No brilliant mind has time for OPIUM SESSIONS. Period!

    More so, we suspect you Chris, have joined GIKOMBA UNIVERSITY where they teach people to be ABUSIVE.

    xxxx

    If those minds you mention are that BRILLIANT, then, instead of wasting time on STERILE issues, you guys ought to have been discussing the COMING FASCISM as we read here:

    "Private firms to handle multi-billion-shilling public jobs."

    Then, you are told this:

    "Its introduction is set to usher in a raft of REFORMS at the bonds section of Nairobi Security Exchange as the government moves to boost its capacity to provide long term financing to private investors."

    Then, you read this:

    "The legislation allows investors to sign contracts for building and operating key infrastructure projects for an agreed number of years before handing them back to the government.

    The Act establishes a Project Facilitation Fund to finance project preparation, OFFER SUBSIDIES and COMPENSATE investors for losses from projects deemed to be of great public good."

    Did you get that:

    (a) they TAX you,

    (b) they then use YOUR TAX to do feasibility studies, give your taxes/loan guarantees as subsidies and then, compensate the "losers,"

    (c) then, when you use THAT ROAD, the so called private players, TAX YOU AGAIN when you were TAXED to give them subsidies!

    When that Act was passed, wasn't all those guys/gal in that Parliament?

    And, you tell us supporters of Kenneth bla bla bla love Kenya? Get serious Chris!

    Was this in the so called debate organised by the so called media?

    If DOUBLE TAXATION/ROBBERY is not an issue worthy of debate, what the HELL were the ZOMBIES from the MEDIA asking the so called candidates?

    And, its GETS EVEN BETTER:

    "The partnerships [OF BIG STATE & BIG BUSINESS = FASCISM] are expected to help the Treasury reduce reliance on borrowings and free domestic resources for use in provision of SOCIAL SERVICES. Most of the projects are in the energy and transport sectors."

    Translated for ZOMBIES who believe in OPIUM SESSIONS:

    They are planning a TWO TIER TAX system whereby:

    (a) all the taxes you pay and SHALL continue paying, will be used to BRIBE the ZOMBIES in the name of SOCIAL WELFARE for those are 70 years and above etc, and

    (b) the new taxes will be used to pay for common infrastructure.

    The only small problem is this:

    This second TAX, will only make Kenyan goods NOT COMPETITIVE in the world market and thereby, SINKING YOU and YOUR BRILLIANT MINDS into more poverty.

    That is what BRILLIANT MINDS ought to discuss and not these CHILDISH issue of that monkey and that monkey.

    Source: http://is.gd/XvNqHb

    With that, the African Teacher leave to enjoy:

    Wrong ideas mixed with vain imagination:

    http://is.gd/0LGiut



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  3. Chris,

    Are you a rehabilitated ZOMBIE? Just asking na sio kwa ubaya.

    You see non-zombies are ABSTRACT and not ILF graduates. They wax knowledgeable. Are you?

    BD: It is easier to be critical than correct.

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  4. Taabu wrote:

    "You see non-zombies are ABSTRACT and not ILF graduates. They wax knowledgeable. Are you?"

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    Wewe mwalimu wa haina gani?

    Abstract in the context you use means something like:

    Not applied or practical; theoretical or difficult to understand, abstruse, or Thought of or stated without reference to a specific instance.

    How can discussing a SPECIFIC STATUTE in the Kenyan Laws which was PASSED by the Parliament composed of RAILA, UK, KENNETH, KARUA etc and is being ACTUALIZED as we speak, be considered ABSTRACT??

    Get serious bwana!

    Anyway, may we expect too much from an ILF mwalimu.

    So, we leave to listen to the African Teacher:


    http://is.gd/FTqiqJ

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  5. Am inspired by his talks ...I'll vote for him and I believe he touched lots of hearts not only us and the rest haters stop your negative talks!

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  6. Only one will win. It doesnt matter with or without tricks.

    This is our struggle.

    The leadership of Kenya mistakenly went to Kabarak once.
    For the next 200 years it will be where it should be.

    In Central Kenya.

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  7. Voting for Dida is the most Zombie behaviour there is. You are just moved by his compassion without thinking of what it takes to run a nation. Dida is a man of excellent character and heart but his best role is not as leader of Kenya.

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