One day while in parliament buildings, Raila happen to mention to another legislator friend from Nyanza the fact that he had had a nightmare recently had that caused him to wake up sweating and shaking in horror. He had woken up shouting the words, wapi Kibaki.
Kalonzo overheard that last remark and was shocked and quickly approached Agwambo. "Agwambo, my friend," he said in his usual hypocritical high-pitched voice, I had exactly the same nightmare. How can this be? I also woke up screaming the words wapi Kibaki. Please describe the nightmare."
Raila started sweating and told Kalonzo; "Please it is too terrifying, you describe your nightmare first?"
So they argued back and forth and finally moved on to their other duties in the August house without revealing the exact nature of their dreams which seemed to have been similar and ended with them waking up while they were still screaming the words; Wapi Kibaki?
It was only later that close aides and confidantes whom the two had described their nightmares to, discovered details of the identical "bad dreams" the two politicians had.
Raila had dreamt that he was standing at Uhuru park and that Kalonzo was lifting a bible in his right hand to take the oath of office for the presidency. He tried to move to stop him in the dream but could not. It was as if his feet were made of heavy lead. So he strated screaming at the top of his voice, "Wapi Kibaki, wapi Kibaki?"
Klaonzo had an identical dream only that in his version, Agwambo was holding up the bible to take the oath of office.
Both men work up sweating profusely, shaking and terrified beyond words.
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Hey Chris
ReplyDeleteYou promised to publish on Saturday and Sundays, but I see you skipped Saturday.
You had promised to name your nominated presidential candidate months ago. I am not sure if you have done this to date.
Although we do not have any MOU on these matters, I'd like to request you to please stick to your promises.
phil are u asking Chris to name his preferred presidential candidate? The bible tells those with eyes to see. i am one of them and I can tell with 100% certainty that Chris' candidate is a guy called Raila Odinga. I respect that preference but nobody should try some coaxing on me coz it will never materialise. Did he lie to you that he has a presidential candidate other than raila? That was a white lie. At the end of time, he will tell u "After careful consideration, i decided Raila is the compromise candidate". that will be sweet music to you Phil and I wish u happiness.
ReplyDeleteThere is one thing i am sure of though guys. the next president of Kenya is Mwai Kibaki with 80% probability or kalonzo Musyoka 20% chance. Anyone can print this post and use it next year against me if need be.
I wish u guys quick recovery afteer the big shock
@ Phil.
ReplyDeleteAngalia vizuri. I did publish on Saturday. Must be something wrong with your browser because everybody else's has Saturday published. The headline to the main story on sato was "Fascinating side shows at Grace Wahu's funeral."
When you see it please apologise for painting a wrong picture of my good self.
I will not be provoked to name the Kumekucha presidential candidate before the time is ripe. As you know timing is everything, Phil, my friend. Besides I did not give a deadline and therefore I have not broken my word yet.
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