Analyzing the Uhuru Presidency

It is now over 8 months since the 4th President of the Republic of Kenya took office.

The President is today a very different person when you compare him to the easy-going smiling presidential candidate of last March. Indeed he started off by showing signs that he was going to change things drastically... for the better.

As he announced his cabinet appointments in shirt sleeves with the Deputy president looking on, it looked like Kenyans were going to be treated to a very different presidency. Today the outlook is not that positive. In fact it is increasingly looking like business as usual at State house with the latest bombshell being the appointment of Kenyans who use false teeth products.

To be fair to President Uhuru, what is happening to him is nothing new. Indeed all the three men before him in office were all very ordinary simple good men who were transformed into something very different by the presidency. 

His father Jomo Kenyatta was a humble teetotaller after publicly promising church elders in the 1920s that he would never touch alcohol again in his life. 30 years later there was evidence that Kenyatta not only kept his vow to the church but detested alcohol and strongly believed that the drinking of liquor was hindering the coming of independence for Kenya. However when Jomo landed at State house not only did he resume his drinking but he became the most feared president Kenya has ever had. A demi-god you would not dare dream of crossing if you valued your life.

Moi grew up walking extremely long distances to school and developed into a strong patient and tolerant man who could forgive almost anything. The presidency changed him into the ruthless dictator who straddled Kenya for 24 long years with no appetite for anything that was not domineering Kanu.

Emilio Stanley Mwai Kibaki was a staunch Catholic and brilliant economist who attracted the attention of the young Kanu party because of his educational background at a time when it was very rare for an African to have a high school education let alone be a university lecturer. This prompted Tom Mboya to drive from Nairobi all the way to Makerere University in Kampala, Uganda in an air cooled VW beetle to persuade Kibaki that his country needed him more than Makerere University did. Mboya is said to have come back
with Kibaki in the VW. Always the reluctant politician and determined to retain his dignity and stick to his principals, Kibaki became a very different person when he entered State House. Kenyans got a glimpse of the new Kibaki when elections 2007 came calling and he was not prepared to be a one term president, whatever the verdict of the voters was going to be. During the post election crisis of December 2007 and January 2008 that followed his nightime swearing in at State house a friend of mine was so shocked that he just kept on muttering under his breath…
 
"This is not Kibaki, this is not Kibaki," over and over again.

The easy going compassionate Uhuru is already rapidly changing into something else quite similar to his predecessors in office.

In my book Dark Secrets of the Kenyan Presidency I make a strong case for the office of the president to be done away with in our constitution and to be replaced by a strong parliamentary system. Get a FREE version of the book NOW. 

What are your views on this?

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The Day My Dad Died And How Police Corruption Was Launched At State House

Three years ago today, at almost the precise time I started writing this post, the man whose sperm was responsible for producing me was dying.

It was ironic that a man who had survived so many threats and attempts on his life including one serious one in the 70s when somebody put slow acting but deadly poison in his office tea would die in his quiet rural home at the ripe age of 75 far away from all the dark forces that had threatened him for no other reason other than being a straight cop. Actually the only reason he survived the poisoning was the quick action of my late mother who happened to be a medical professional and was at home when he suddenly collapsed with serious pains in his stomach.

To be very honest with you my relationship with my late dad was often rocky and it took me many years to understand the hard disciplinarian who often confused the boundaries between the police station where he worked and his home. Still I ended up loving him like any son would love a father. And in the end I will be forever proud to carry the name of a man who was prepared to die for his principals (not many of those in our banana republic).

The man kept on repeating that the standards and the discipline of the police we had inherited from the colonials (he joined the force in the 1950s) and which they had taken many years to establish had been eroded very quickly by politics. He always added that it would be impossible to restore the police to what it was supposed to be because the rot had grown into a cancer that would not be removed without killing the patient.

As I watch the current vetting of police officers and the crime wave sweeping across our country today, I remember the old man and his words always spoken with bitter disappointment.

Without boring you with details (you can read them all and much more in my book Dark Secrets of the Kenyan Presidency) the final nail on the coffin of the old disciplined police force was driven in by the Jomo Kenyatta administration in the 70s when widespread blood oaths were administered amongst willing senior police officers. The oaths were to ensure loyalty to president Kenyatta’s administration at all costs. Taking the oath was a ticket to untold riches because nothing you did and no corruption would be prosecuted as long as you were on the list of loyal officers.

My dad’s colleagues viewed him as a stupid fool for strongly resisting all efforts to get him to take the oath. Virtually all of them ended up taking it and as a young man growing up I wondered why all our family friends were so fabulously rich and we were just average. Later when I discovered the truth I agreed with the assessment of his intelligence by colleagues. I don’t any more otherwise Kumekucha would not exist would it?

With this kind of heads up why should anybody be surprised about a police officer’s account having millions of shillings whose source cannot be accounted for? Why should it be a shock to Kenyans that a police officer whose take-home is barely Kshs 50,000 owns prime property in Nairobi? And remember that is the property he was careless with and many of them have lots of other property and assets under the names of their wives, mothers and other relatives.

Well folks I am sad to report that it is now pay back time. Serious economic hardships and careless upbringing by parents have driven many Kenyans into serious crime. Many of the young men in crime today are much better educated and knowledgeable than our cops and so the result is an unprecedented crime wave sweeping right across the country. In any case it is no secret that most policemen (including one who appeared for vetting and denied that he owned rental houses in a Nairobi suburb) have been known to regularly aid and then split the loot with criminals.

The long and short of it is that we are in serious trouble as a nation.

Just to give you a small illustration to drive the point home. In all my years on this earth I have never been a victim of crime. Luck mostly but I am also paranoid about my personal security (what do you expect from a cop’s son?). But in 2013 alone I have fallen victim of serious crime twice. An informant who lives in Mombasa tells me that he has lived in the Likoni area for years (and his family for at least 2 generations) and their only problem has been house burglaries and occasional muggings of drunks. But in Likoni last week alone there were three armed robberies of shops (two people were shot and died) and 3 incidents of suspected terrorist lobbying grenades into police vehicles. IN ONE WEEK ALONE!

The story right across most parts of the country is the same.

That my dear friends is the state of affairs in our dear banana republic.

Terrorist who came back from the dead
The GOK has insisted that all the terrorists involved in the September 21st Westgate shopping Mall attack were killed. Well in a fascinating development local newspapers have reported the testimony in court by a brave Administration policeman a Mr Ali Miraj who told a Nairobi court on Thursday that he shot one of the terrorists in the leg but he quickly limped away. Read his testimony. Western intelligence sources have identified the name of the man and have revealed that they are currently in hot pursuit of him in Southern Somalia (more details including his photograph in my latest raw notes and Intelligence report as well).

Well a positive identification of the same man seems to have been made using footage from CCTV cameras at Westgate and foreign intelligence records. Apparently the man has been under surveillance for quite some time now. As you read this scores of agents from the West are pursuing him in Southern Somalia.

The only logical explanation for this is that he died at Westgate but miraculously resurrected, albeit still with his leg injury, somewhere in Southern Somalia. Wow!!

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Part Of The Crime Wave Or Co-ordinated Chaos?

Some really bizarre things are happening in our country.

* An explosion at the ultra-high-security JKIA inside the JAVA restaurant destroys a section of the roof. The Inspector general of police tells newsmen with a straight face that "it was just a loose light bulb that fell..." Wow!! Quite some light bulb to have caused such serious destruction. The incident has left Kenyans with plenty of hard questions. Those who have used the airport recently know that it would be extremely difficult for a mouse to get through security let alone somebody carrying an explosive device.

Later a bullet riddled car is found in Shauri Moyo in Eastlands, Nairobi with Java branded packages and the dead body of a man of Somali origin in the back seat. Investigators have linked the car to the airport "loose-bulb-falling" incident because eye-witnesses say they saw it speeding from the airport moments after the blast.
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Even stranger is the fact that the man who drove the bullet-ridden car to the scene where he abandoned it choose a spot with plenty of witnesses and started by telling them he had a flat tire then promptly jumped onto a motorbike saying he would be back and vanished into the night. Quite rightly those witnesses (some who wasted no time in stealing the car battery ad were looking for other things to steal when the dead body inside stopped them dead in their tracks) were terrified about talking to the press on camera.

* One of the brave police officers who made a name for himself nationally rescuing those trapped inside the Westgate Mall during the September 21st terrorist attack reports a very curious but deadly incident. Chief Inspector Stephen Lelei is driving along the Thika superhighway at the ungodly hour of 3am on Saturday morning with his wife, Matrida Muroso, 36 when he hears a loud bang. He quickly stops and gets out of the vehicle but discovers that "the bang" has badly injured his wife who was seated next to him. She is so badly injured that on being rushed to hospital she dies. Read the Daily Nation story HERE.

It gets stranger because the police report the incident as a fire and "bang" carefully avoiding words that would shed more light on the matter like "explosion" or "gunshot" and add that Lelei's wife died from burn injuries. In the car was a loaded AK47 rifle, police add and say that it was "completely destroyed". Now what kind of "bang" causes a fire so quickly that it burns somebody to death? And this fire is selective because it only heads straight for the officer's wife and leaves Lelei unscathed.

What the he** is going on in our country?

In the first case experts say that there are two possibilities. The first is that somebody assembled an explosive device close to where it was detonated. You may not be aware of this but one can carry some very everyday ordinary items (like a toothbrush and what looks like toothpaste) into a place and then assemble them in a certain way and cause an explosion big enough to kill somebody. The second possibility is that somebody in security or a person disguised as such walked into the airport with an improvised explosive device (IED) and planted it where it went off.

Questions and more questions and absolutely no answers.

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Westgate: Why are the FBI contradicting numerous foreign Intelligence Sources?

 14 years ago FBI experts said that this man, a bitter enemy of the then Kanu regime had committed suicide. This was obviously false even to villagers and both houses of the United States Congress passed a joint resolution calling Fr. John Kaiser’s death "an assassination," and calling for the US State Department to investigate. Still the killers were never identified nor found. Now the FBI is saying that the Westgate Mall attackers died at the Mall when there is plenty of emerging evidence to suggest otherwise. Is this Kaiser II?

Despite confirmation from multiple international intelligence sources that the Westgate Mall attackers (believed to be 4 in number) escaped, the GOK has stuck to its story that they were killed in the attack. But then the same international intelligence sources keep disproving one thing after another that our banana republic government told us with a straight face about the Westgate mall attack.

Now shortly after I recently published some startling updates here about the Westgate attack the media was suddenly awash with this FBI interview where it was said that there is no evidence to prove that the attackers escaped and that they were all killed during the attack (they conveniently forgot to mention that there is also absolutely no evidence that they were killed which would usually be much easier to find).

You can be sure that the timing of that false story was no accident and was designed to counter any buzz that would have arisen from the Kumekucha story.
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The FBI statement had its' desired effect because to many younger Kenyans everything the FBI says is gospel truth. Many would not know that this is not the first time the American crime-busters are telling Kenyans a fib in support of the government of the day. In 2000 shortly after the body of Father John Kaiser was found with the back of the head missing the FBI told the Kenyan public that their expert concurred with the GOK's position that Kaiser had committed suicide. Kenyans familiar with the case were both shocked and confused. To them only African governments were involved in cover ups and the safi kama pamba mzungus would never ever lie.

Mercifully the ploy did not work. Kaiser was a known bitter enemy of the then KANU government mainly because he never hesitated to defend the less privileged against government excesses. In fact the Moi administration even tried to deport him at one time. In any case the Roman Cathlolic Father was a selfless courageous man who knew the risks he was taking and had once famously said in a book he wrote;
“I want all to know that if I disappear from the scene, because the bush is vast and hyenas many, that I am not planning any accident, nor, God forbid, any self destruction. Instead, I trust in a good guardian angel and in the action of grace.”

The situation was only saved when both houses of the United States Congress passed a joint resolution calling Fr. Kaiser’s death "an assassination," and calling for the US State Department to investigate. Still the killers were never identified nor found.

The recent FBI statement raises even more suspicion about the fate of the attackers. Read the startling possible motive in my Kumekucha Real Time Intelligence Reports.

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The Most Expensive Slap in The History of Kenya

Moments before the most expensive slap in history

Negotiations for a settlement between two Nairobi leaders, Governor Evans Kidero and Women's rep Rachel Shebesh is proving elusive. How much is fair compensation for being slapped on national TV and then made fun of on social media? It has to be a lot of money but the figures being thrown around as settlement that Shebesh has so far rejected from Kidero is mind boggling. Sources have told this blogger that a generous double digit million was offered agreed on and then later turned down. Controversial blogger Robert Alai claims in a recent update on social media that 100 million has been offered and rejected. When I first read this figure I immediately dismissed it and then to my utter shock was informed by an impeccable source that it may be true because Shebesh initially demanded Kshs 150 million. But even more interesting is the fact that other people have also offered Shebesh money to go to court (names with-held but get more info for FREE HERE)

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Actually even if the good governor does not pay a single cent in compensation (highly unlikely) the cash he has already spent so far from minutes after his hand landed on the soft cheeks of the attractive women's rep is pretty high. Getting lawyers to run around filing those injunctions is not cheap, and this has not been the only expense. I would imagine that he deeply regrets his actions which when this saga is finally concluded will be extremely high. How high is anybody's guess because assuming that the case goes to trial and Kidero is convicted he will lose his seat as governor. How much money is that worth? It is also highly likely that Shebesh will then follow up by suing him for a hefty amount in court. When you do the sums and include what the governor spent on his election campaign that figure is definitely over 500 million. That makes this particular slap undoubtedly the most expensive one in the history of the banana republic.

Sober minded neutral Kenyans will not fail to sympathize with the governor. More so because the man has many enemies including extremely powerful shadowy figures (names with-held but get this info for FREE HERE) who have been putting immense pressure on him to approve a highrise building expansion that this blogger has labelled a lunatic's project which will endanger the lives of Kenyans. And then there is the fact that where the man comes from slapping women is no big deal in fact there are certain customs that involve the thorough beating of widows on the night they are inherited by their late husband's relative.

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Chilling Link Between Wetangula, Mutula And The ICC cases

I long for the old poorly educated journalists to come back. Many of them have joined their ancestors now and others are in quiet retirement. When I joined journalism almost 30 years ago I found them and I feel so privileged to have interacted with those hard-drinking ordinary folks who did extra-ordinary things. Their copy was full of grammatical errors (stories were actually re-written by sub-editors in those days) but they had something our journalists don't have these days. The ability to smell a story from a government press release that does not quite make sense. 

Today our well educated journalists are just press release copy and paste scribes. They write well and there is less work for subs but in the end the public suffers reading polished English and no substance. That is why one of them linked the Wetangula shooting incident to the Harun Mwau one where bullets were fired from inside the car (remember that one?). Talk about two incidences that are as different as night and day.

And that is why when the intelligent public is looking for answers in the Wetangula shooting incident the mainstream press is just confusing everybody even more.

Did somebody fire shots at Senator Wetangula’s car last Thursday or did the senator and CORD leader Raila Odinga just create a story? And if they created a story what would the motive possibly be?

Those are the questions that most Kenyans are asking. But here are some other questions they should also be asking; why are the police in such a terrible rush to prove that there were no shots fired at the senator’s car? Why are the police behaving out of character here? We all know that their investigations take a long time and usually in the interim they keep their mouths tightly shut about any possible theories. Why is it different this time round? Why are the police so desperate that they have now put pressure on the senator’s driver to change his statement and say that he hit a billboard?

Let us assume for a minute that the CORD gang are liars and that Wetangula faked his own attempted assassination. That would mean that he is in the wrong career. He needs to get to Nigeria pronto and start acting in movies because the performance he gave of being shocked at the police station was Oscar winning quality that would make him a front runner candidate to win best actor. So shaken was Wetangula that Raila’s security detail had to escort him to his Karen home that night. Well we know Kenyan politicians are serial liars BUT they are certainly not good actors. I read their body language all the time and report back to you things that turn out to be true. And so do so many other Kenyans out there.

As I write this chills are going down my spine because this whole charade has some similarities to what happened to Mutula Kilonzo shortly before he died last year. Just look at this chain of events and you will understand what I am talking about. Full details published in the latest Kumekucha Real Time Intelligence Report

Any case of a human life being threatened should not be taken as lightly as this Wetangula case has been taken by the government and the police. Not to mention the fact that the man we are talking about is an elected leader of the people who has right to full protection by the police. Launching a propaganda campaign in the press on such a serious matter to prove points of view that are yet to ascertained by any solid evidence is nauseous to say the least. Anybody who sits down to really think about it will see clearly that the guilty party are trying to defend themselves vigorously and early in lieu of the investigations being completed. So who is going to trust that their findings will NOT be fiddled with like so many things are fiddled with in the banana republic (not only elections).

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A clear understanding of the confusing South Sudan conflict: Who is in the wrong?

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Yet another deadly attack as terror escalates in Kenya

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Hazina Lunatic project is the reason Kidero is being roasted

New anti-rape device promises to "bite" rapists out of business

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Setback to ODM as party loses one precious seat

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Chilling 2014 predictions

"You are a traitor," Keter tells Ruto

Raila and Nyanza MPs very worried about Kidero cash

How Coke can be deadly

Kenya still a paradise for human traffickers 

Sudan: Crafty Macher fools many about how trouble started

Did Blogger die because of Shebesh/Sonko nude photos?

Githu to Bensouda: There is no way I can give you Uhuru's net worth... EVER 

Can President Uhuru tell the difference between "tribal" and "political"

President and his deputy want to go on trips with more women 

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Westgate shocker: Police were shot from behind as they closed in on terrorists

Western intelligence and security sources continue to criticize the way the Kenyan government handled the Westgate terror attack. Apart from pointing out that virtually all the information given by the government has proved to be false (something Kenyans have been suspecting all along) the latest reports have introduced some very disturbing new revelations.

The report praises the police tactical team and says that they were actually closing in on the terrorists when KDF soldiers shot them from behind in circumstances that have never been explained.

The reason why this new revelation is so disturbing is because for months now persistent rumours have been doing the rounds that the KDF and other security organs in the country actually aided the terrorist attack. That coupled with some very strange things that happened during the attack (still unexplained) makes this probably the most disturbing news that has ever emerged that is linked to the terror attack.

This latest report also confirms earlier indications that there were very few terrorists involved in the attack and states that they were actually only 4. Interestingly one of them was injured in the attack and had a very serious leg injury but somehow still managed to escape with the rest.

Full details published in the latest Kumekucha Real Time Intelligence Report

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A clear understanding of the confusing South Sudan conflict: Who is in the wrong?

JUBILEE government behaving like PEV '08 never happened

Yet another deadly attack as terror escalates in Kenya

Are you a nice guy women are never passionate about?

Hazina Lunatic project is the reason Kidero is being roasted

New anti-rape device promises to "bite" rapists out of business

Another Obama in the making: Kenyan becomes first Black MP in European country

Kidero, Shebesh to be charged 4 months later... why??

Setback to ODM as party loses one precious seat

Wamalwa tells Ruto to go for 2017 presidency

Chilling 2014 predictions

"You are a traitor," Keter tells Ruto

Raila and Nyanza MPs very worried about Kidero cash

How Coke can be deadly

Kenya still a paradise for human traffickers 

Sudan: Crafty Macher fools many about how trouble started

Did Blogger die because of Shebesh/Sonko nude photos?

Githu to Bensouda: There is no way I can give you Uhuru's net worth... EVER 

Can President Uhuru tell the difference between "tribal" and "political"

President and his deputy want to go on trips with more women 

So eager to die, she couldn't wait for Christmas


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Wetangula Shooting: It was NOT An Assassination Attempt... So What Was It?

Wonders will never cease in the banana republic. Information just in from a seasoned security expert suggests that last night's incident where the Bungoma senator's car was fired at by unknown gunmen was NOT an assassination attempt after all.

In a compelling detailed dossier to this blogger the expert points to several inconsistencies that seem to rule out an assassination attempt.

So what was it? Actually it seems to have been "a message." Somebody somewhere was trying to send a very clear message to Moses Wetangula who is a co-principle within the opposition coalition, CORD. And it seems that the message got home loud and clear. The Bungoma senator was so shaken that he had to be escorted all the way to his Karen home by a large chunk of former PM Raila Odinga's security detail. Raila arrived at the Kilimani police station where Wetangula had gone to report the incident moments after the 10:45PM shooting where no bullet even grazed any occupant of the vehicle.

The security experts' dossier to Kumekucha describes the gunmen as "skilled jokers" who had NO intention of harming a single piece of hair on the senator's head.

"With the automatic weapons we have these days, even a 90 year old Chuchu (grandmother) with a very unsteady hand would have caused serious harm to the occupants of the vehicle. At that angle (described in reports) and considering that the vehicle must have been slowing as it approached the City Mortuary roundabout, all they would have needed to do was point in the general direction and release the bullets and they would have been sure that at least a handful of bullets would have found their mark," the expert says. In other words it took a highly skilled gunman to miss in this situation."

Whoever ordered the shooting had done their homework and thought through the whole process because the media and all blogs (including the Kumekucha blog) are now busy reporting an assassination attempt and trying to analyze that while the real motives remain well hidden.

Read the Kumekucha Real Time Intelligence Report (published just a few minutes ago) to get an idea of what all this may have been about.

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