Three
years ago today, at almost the precise time I started writing this
post, the man whose sperm was responsible for producing me was dying.
It was ironic that a man who had survived so many threats and attempts on his life including one serious one in the 70s when somebody put slow acting but deadly poison in his office tea would die in his quiet rural home at the ripe age of 75 far away from all the dark forces that had threatened him for no other reason other than being a straight cop. Actually the only reason he survived the poisoning was the quick action of my late mother who happened to be a medical professional and was at home when he suddenly collapsed with serious pains in his stomach.
It was ironic that a man who had survived so many threats and attempts on his life including one serious one in the 70s when somebody put slow acting but deadly poison in his office tea would die in his quiet rural home at the ripe age of 75 far away from all the dark forces that had threatened him for no other reason other than being a straight cop. Actually the only reason he survived the poisoning was the quick action of my late mother who happened to be a medical professional and was at home when he suddenly collapsed with serious pains in his stomach.
To
be very honest with you my relationship with my late dad was often
rocky and it took me many years to understand the hard disciplinarian
who often confused the boundaries between the police station where he
worked and his home. Still I ended up loving him like any son would love
a father. And in the end I will be forever proud to carry the name of a
man who was prepared to die for his principals (not many of those in
our banana republic).
The man kept on repeating that the standards and the discipline of the police we had inherited from the colonials (he joined the force in the 1950s) and which they had taken many years to establish had been eroded very quickly by politics. He always added that it would be impossible to restore the police to what it was supposed to be because the rot had grown into a cancer that would not be removed without killing the patient.
As I watch the current vetting of police officers and the crime wave sweeping across our country today, I remember the old man and his words always spoken with bitter disappointment.
Without boring you with details (you can read them all and much more in my book Dark Secrets of the Kenyan Presidency) the final nail on the coffin of the old disciplined police force was driven in by the Jomo Kenyatta administration in the 70s when widespread blood oaths were administered amongst willing senior police officers. The oaths were to ensure loyalty to president Kenyatta’s administration at all costs. Taking the oath was a ticket to untold riches because nothing you did and no corruption would be prosecuted as long as you were on the list of loyal officers.
My dad’s colleagues viewed him as a stupid fool for strongly resisting all efforts to get him to take the oath. Virtually all of them ended up taking it and as a young man growing up I wondered why all our family friends were so fabulously rich and we were just average. Later when I discovered the truth I agreed with the assessment of his intelligence by colleagues. I don’t any more otherwise Kumekucha would not exist would it?
With this kind of heads up why should anybody be surprised about a police officer’s account having millions of shillings whose source cannot be accounted for? Why should it be a shock to Kenyans that a police officer whose take-home is barely Kshs 50,000 owns prime property in Nairobi? And remember that is the property he was careless with and many of them have lots of other property and assets under the names of their wives, mothers and other relatives.
Well folks I am sad to report that it is now pay back time. Serious economic hardships and careless upbringing by parents have driven many Kenyans into serious crime. Many of the young men in crime today are much better educated and knowledgeable than our cops and so the result is an unprecedented crime wave sweeping right across the country. In any case it is no secret that most policemen (including one who appeared for vetting and denied that he owned rental houses in a Nairobi suburb) have been known to regularly aid and then split the loot with criminals.
The long and short of it is that we are in serious trouble as a nation.
Just to give you a small illustration to drive the point home. In all my years on this earth I have never been a victim of crime. Luck mostly but I am also paranoid about my personal security (what do you expect from a cop’s son?). But in 2013 alone I have fallen victim of serious crime twice. An informant who lives in Mombasa tells me that he has lived in the Likoni area for years (and his family for at least 2 generations) and their only problem has been house burglaries and occasional muggings of drunks. But in Likoni last week alone there were three armed robberies of shops (two people were shot and died) and 3 incidents of suspected terrorist lobbying grenades into police vehicles. IN ONE WEEK ALONE!
The story right across most parts of the country is the same.
That my dear friends is the state of affairs in our dear banana republic.
Terrorist who came back from the dead
The GOK has insisted that all the terrorists involved in the September 21st Westgate shopping Mall attack were killed. Well in a fascinating development local newspapers have reported the testimony in court by a brave Administration policeman a Mr Ali Miraj who told a Nairobi court on Thursday that he shot one of the terrorists in the leg but he quickly limped away. Read his testimony. Western intelligence sources have identified the name of the man and have revealed that they are currently in hot pursuit of him in Southern Somalia (more details including his photograph in my latest raw notes and Intelligence report as well).
Well a positive identification of the same man seems to have been made using footage from CCTV cameras at Westgate and foreign intelligence records. Apparently the man has been under surveillance for quite some time now. As you read this scores of agents from the West are pursuing him in Southern Somalia.
The only logical explanation for this is that he died at Westgate but miraculously resurrected, albeit still with his leg injury, somewhere in Southern Somalia. Wow!!
The man kept on repeating that the standards and the discipline of the police we had inherited from the colonials (he joined the force in the 1950s) and which they had taken many years to establish had been eroded very quickly by politics. He always added that it would be impossible to restore the police to what it was supposed to be because the rot had grown into a cancer that would not be removed without killing the patient.
As I watch the current vetting of police officers and the crime wave sweeping across our country today, I remember the old man and his words always spoken with bitter disappointment.
Without boring you with details (you can read them all and much more in my book Dark Secrets of the Kenyan Presidency) the final nail on the coffin of the old disciplined police force was driven in by the Jomo Kenyatta administration in the 70s when widespread blood oaths were administered amongst willing senior police officers. The oaths were to ensure loyalty to president Kenyatta’s administration at all costs. Taking the oath was a ticket to untold riches because nothing you did and no corruption would be prosecuted as long as you were on the list of loyal officers.
My dad’s colleagues viewed him as a stupid fool for strongly resisting all efforts to get him to take the oath. Virtually all of them ended up taking it and as a young man growing up I wondered why all our family friends were so fabulously rich and we were just average. Later when I discovered the truth I agreed with the assessment of his intelligence by colleagues. I don’t any more otherwise Kumekucha would not exist would it?
With this kind of heads up why should anybody be surprised about a police officer’s account having millions of shillings whose source cannot be accounted for? Why should it be a shock to Kenyans that a police officer whose take-home is barely Kshs 50,000 owns prime property in Nairobi? And remember that is the property he was careless with and many of them have lots of other property and assets under the names of their wives, mothers and other relatives.
Well folks I am sad to report that it is now pay back time. Serious economic hardships and careless upbringing by parents have driven many Kenyans into serious crime. Many of the young men in crime today are much better educated and knowledgeable than our cops and so the result is an unprecedented crime wave sweeping right across the country. In any case it is no secret that most policemen (including one who appeared for vetting and denied that he owned rental houses in a Nairobi suburb) have been known to regularly aid and then split the loot with criminals.
The long and short of it is that we are in serious trouble as a nation.
Just to give you a small illustration to drive the point home. In all my years on this earth I have never been a victim of crime. Luck mostly but I am also paranoid about my personal security (what do you expect from a cop’s son?). But in 2013 alone I have fallen victim of serious crime twice. An informant who lives in Mombasa tells me that he has lived in the Likoni area for years (and his family for at least 2 generations) and their only problem has been house burglaries and occasional muggings of drunks. But in Likoni last week alone there were three armed robberies of shops (two people were shot and died) and 3 incidents of suspected terrorist lobbying grenades into police vehicles. IN ONE WEEK ALONE!
The story right across most parts of the country is the same.
That my dear friends is the state of affairs in our dear banana republic.
Terrorist who came back from the dead
The GOK has insisted that all the terrorists involved in the September 21st Westgate shopping Mall attack were killed. Well in a fascinating development local newspapers have reported the testimony in court by a brave Administration policeman a Mr Ali Miraj who told a Nairobi court on Thursday that he shot one of the terrorists in the leg but he quickly limped away. Read his testimony. Western intelligence sources have identified the name of the man and have revealed that they are currently in hot pursuit of him in Southern Somalia (more details including his photograph in my latest raw notes and Intelligence report as well).
Well a positive identification of the same man seems to have been made using footage from CCTV cameras at Westgate and foreign intelligence records. Apparently the man has been under surveillance for quite some time now. As you read this scores of agents from the West are pursuing him in Southern Somalia.
The only logical explanation for this is that he died at Westgate but miraculously resurrected, albeit still with his leg injury, somewhere in Southern Somalia. Wow!!
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