Nairobi Day Trips: Elephant Orphanage Tour With Wild Animals At Close Quarters Safarilinks Africa Limited

Can you imagine touching an elephant? With your hands?? Wow! Is that really possible? 

Actually it is and happening now even as you read this. At the world famous Sheldrick Elephant Orphanage.

Day Tour from Nairobi-David Sheldrick Elephant Orphanage and Giraffe Center

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Day Tour from Nairobi-David Sheldrick Elephant Orphanage and Giraffe Center

This is a one day tour offering you the chance to discover Nairobi’s beauty and history within a short time. This tour includes a visit to the famous Sheldrick Elephant Orphanage, the Bomas of Kenya and Nairobi city, Nairobi national park, the Giraffe center, and the Karen Blixen museum. Highlights Close encounter with wildlife Enjoy a day away from the hustle and bustle of the city Enjoy fantastic aerial views What You Can Expect Best Of Nairobi Day Tour Enjoy an unique experience in Nairobi

7am- 10am – Nairobi Park Tour – Enjoy wildlife game viewing at Nairobi National park with close luck of lions and rhino among other animals

11am-12pm: Visit the David Sheldrick Elephant orphanage, where young orphaned elephants are brought after being rescued and fed till they are mature to be released to the wild.

12pm-1pm: Visit the Giraffe Centre where you feed the friendly Rothchilds Giraffe. They accept a kiss as they pick their food from your palms! Stop over at some shopping areas enroute.

1pm-2pm: Take a quick break for lunch at the Utamaduni – Verandah restaurant (paid direct as per your choice of menu. Enjoy some free time for shopping around.

2pm-3pm: Visit the Karen Blixen museum, the house in the movie out of Africa.Visit the kazuri beads enroute.

3pm-4pm: Visit Bomas Of Kenya – Nairobi Tribal Toura Place named a tourist village in Langata, Nairobi. Bomas (homesteads) displays traditional villages belonging to the several Kenyan tribes.enjoy local tradition dances and acrobats and clients join as well in celebration local culture !
4:30pm: drop to airport for your onward flight or your hotel for a deserved rest.
Children must be accompanied by an adult

Call +254 0710 880 624 for a quote.

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Greenspan Mall, Nairobi Kenya
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Phone: +254 710 880 624
Phone: +254 733 130 611

Whatsapp: +254 720 885 545   

All their tours are tailor made to suit their client’s needs, so should you require any changes or inclusions please let them know.

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Will Kalonzo Be Appointed Foreign Affairs CS by Uhuru When Amina Moves To The AU?

Kalonzo Musyoka: Out in the cold from being VP has been rather chilly

One of the saddest things about politics is the fact that a politician gets pretty used to the limelight. So much so that when they are out in the cold it really does get chilly... very very chilly.

Especially if you are the kind of politician Kalonzo Musyoka is. Even if you are reading this and you don't like Raila Odinga take a moment to compare the ODM leader with Kalonzo. Raila has reinvented himself and remains very relevant in Kenyan politics.

In stark contrast Kalonzo's game plan has looked uphazard, desperate and unorganized. Even in his own backyard he has serious problems from Charity Ngilu. After falling out with JUBILEE the determined lady who once stood for president against Moi, looks like she is positioning herself to claim a throne she has always believed is hers; that of Kamba tribal Queen. And I dare say she has the votes tally and development record to prove it. Not to mention governor Mutua who has also laid claim to the very same throne and is no doubt the front runner in Ukambani politics as you read this.

Recent moves by Kalonzo to position himself as the best united opposition candidate to face the incumbent President Uhuru Kenyatta have not quite worked according to plan. Even Kalnzo's staunchest financial backer Senator Johnstone Muthama seems to have hidden away his cheque book.

And so when rumour mills started spewing out this story about Kalonzo being appointed the next foreign affairs cabinet secretary to replace Amina Mohamed who has a good chance of becoming the next African Union (AU) Commission chairperson, this blogger was not too surprised. The truth is that Kalonzo can gladly accept such a prestigious globetrotting job anytime. Even if it is for the few months between January and August or thereabouts when the country is expected to go to the polls.

Would Raila accept a similar appointment? Would Wetangula accept a similar appointment? There you have it, that is the kind of politician Kalonzo Musyoka is.

To be fair to Kalonzo he denied that he would accept such a post. Read his denial HERE. Do you believe him?

See also;
Remember when Kalonzo Musyoka led the presidential polls?

The day Kalonzo Musyoka lost it and wanted to attack a voter

What Kalonzo's intimate TV profile revealed

Using The Best Event Planners in Kenya is Cheaper Than Doing Everything Yourself? Really??

See also; The Best Event And Party Management Outfits In Kenya

You are a serious business, whatever your size, and it is the festive season again. And even if it wasn't, you would at one time or other need to organize an event. A launch for a new product or some motivational event for your staff.

So would you organize everything on your own or would you seek to hire from some of the best event and party organizers in Kenya?

Recently a close associate bulked to pressure and reluctantly decided to hire an event management company for the first time. He has always said that hiring such firms is a waste of time and money. They increase the budget, never get things done right etc. We had the accountant closely monitor the expenditure and then compare with previous ocassions when he has done everything inhouse.

Okay to cut a long story short it got one of his long time employees fired. It was discovered that the nice, innocent looking lady had been inflating at least two items on the list and pocketing the difference. But even minus those misapproptiated funds it cost Kshs 495 less when he hired the event organizer.

And then you have to factor in the time he and other staff members had to put in running around and making calls. Valauble time that would have been better spent serving clients to earn real money for the business.

This true story just confirmed what I have always known. You cannot compete with people who do the thing every day. They know the cheapest suppliers and they know where things usually go wrong blah blah blah. If you get the right company with good references they will always end up being cheaper and more efficient. Period.

Interesting and instructive food for thought for any business executive or even private party planner.

You can contact;
Valentine Catering Services
HOTLINE: 0718 134 175
Corporate Functions: – cocktails, trainings, team buildings and year end parties.

Social Functions: – weddings, birthdays, mbuzi parties, graduations, chama meeting etc. 

Call or WhatsApp Wedding Services Kenya on: 
+254 718 134 175 / +254 718 134 185
Email us: info@weddingserviceskenya.com

The Best Event and Party Organizers Kenya: Valentine Catering Services Ltd.

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Valentine Catering Services: One of the best event and party organizers in Kenya

HOTLINE: 0718 134 175
Corporate Functions: – cocktails, trainings, team buildings and year end parties.
 
Social Functions: – weddings, birthdays, mbuzi parties, graduations, chama meeting etc.
 
Valentine Catering services is your best choice for all your personal or professional functions. We will work hard with you to always create the concept or image that you want projected.

Valentine Catering Services will oversee all the details (small and big) for you, leaving you able to relax and enjoy the function knowing that all will go as planned.
 
And all this in a cost efficient manner that will work within your budget.
 
We will be thrilled to work for you on your next important function

Call or WhatsApp Wedding Services Kenya on: +254 718 134 175 / +254 718 134 185
Email us: info@weddingserviceskenya.com

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Real Reason Behind Martha Karua Joining Jubilee

Martha, Martha, what have you done?

Martha Karua does the unthinkable in the CORD playbook

Martha Karua as always chose her words very carefully in making her bombshell announcement to support Uhuru Kenyatta for re-election in 2017.

How To Use The Best Debt Collectors In Kenya To Dramatically Increase Your Profits

She said she was not dismantling her NARC party but was simply supporting the incumbent meaning that the party will not field a presidential candidate BUT will have candidates for all other elective offices.

Still word on the street was Karua amerudi JUBILEE (Karua has returned to the JUBILEE party). But wait a minute. Return? She has never been a member of JUBILEE in her life has she? There is a simple explanantion here. What folks on the street were saying is that Martha has returned to her Kikuyu brethren whom she had abandoned for ile jaruo.

For those who know what they are doing when analyzing Kenyan politics there is no mystery here. Or as the Americans would put it; this is a no brainer.

Still let us spell it out so that there are no doubts. Martha is a vibrant active politician. She has been out in the cold for almost 5 years now. Her initial game plan was to mount a serious challenge for the presidency in 2013 and then ride on that to win it in 2017. But what happened? She got slightly over 40,000 votes (I am proud to say one of those votes was mine). Very few legislators made it to parliament with than number of votes, let alone consider such small figures for the presidency of Kenya. Bottom line she was nowhere.

And so she has to face reality this time round. Naturally a good place to start is as governor of her home county Kirinyaga. Now voters in that region are blind to anything other than JUBILEE and president Uhuru Kenyatta. Indeed any association with CORD in the area will always be firmly rejected, almost to a man, by voters.

So what Martha has done is to simply make herself visible. And she has had to say stuff that she does not believe in in the process. Like saying she fully supports the steps the president is taking to fight corruption (ouch!!). Just take a close look at what Martha has had to say about that subject in the last handful of years. The very opposite. Read This. And also read that. Anyway this is politics. Kenyan politics.

Kirinyaga Governor Joseph Ndathi: Umeanza ku-pack boss?

Meanwhile on the ground the iron lady has caused serious tremors with this latest move of hers. The most frightened man on the ground (who has no doubt broken into a cold sweat) is of course the current Kirinyaga governor Joseph Ndathi. You see Martha is wildly popular in Kirinyaga and she has NEVER lost a single election there. In other words bwana Ndathi might as well start packing early because it is rather obvious who the next governor of Kirinyaga is going to be.

Very sad that even a principaled politician like Martha Karua has to bow to the pressures of that evil monster called tribalism in Kenyan politics. Very sad indeed.

See also; The very latest predictions of the Martha versus Waiguru battle for Kirinyaga County

Martha Karua's bombshell announcement to support Uhuru

How To Use The Best Debt Collectors In Kenya To Increase Your Profits

Unpaid debts is one of the major problems for many Kenyan companies. As a debt ages, the chances of collecting on it continue to decrease dramatically. Do not fall into the trap of just sitting there and doing nothing.

Many times it becomes a better use of your company's time and resources to concentrate on other aspects of your business and hand it over to some of the best debt collectors in Kenya. 

Of course the other option is to hire an inhouse credit manager. But those who have been in business long enough are well aware of the headaches of hiring a new employee and having to spend a lot of your valuable time supervising them. Especially if that new employee is handling a sensitive issue like money. 

And so hiring a debt collector will more often than not be the smart move to make inorder to save money and increase your profits.


What are the signs that you need a debt collector?
    
* A new customer does not respond to the first request to pay up. For some unknown reason, the consumer will not or cannot pay. 

* Your payment terms fail. Some of your crafty clients may choose to pay when they feel like. This group is responsible for 25 to 50 percent of the cost of collections. You will reduce your costs and potential losses dramatically by quick action.

* Your customer makes repetitious, unfounded complaints and it becomes obvious that the main motive here is to delay or fail to pay you. Such characters are often better handled by a debt collector. The small percentage you will need to pay the debt collector is a better option than wasting your valuable time here.

* You are divorced and your ex-husband delays sending money for the upkeep of your children. Chances are that he will take a debt collector much more seriously.

How Debt collectors get paid
Most debt collectors charge a commission or percentage based on the many factors of the accounts they are trying to collect. Here is a good one you can use;
Tropical retrievers 
Rahimtulla Trust, 1st Flr Moi Ave 
Phone +254-202319654      Mobile phone 0725808080

Best Debt Collectors In Kenya: Tropical Retrievers

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How To Use The Best Debt Collectors In Kenya To Dramatically Increase Your Profits

Hotline: 0725 808080

Kenyans living in the diaspora and even those based in the country will at one time require the services of a debt collector. Situated along bustling Moi Avenue in Nairobi, Tropical retrievers is one of the best debt collectors in Kenya and offer an efficient, reliable and quick service for their long list of clients.

The company does debt collection at a commission ofbetween 10%-30% depending on the nature of the debt and the duration it has been outstanding. Clients will be happy to know that they do not charge fee upfront but only after successful collection. However an incidental fee is charged where investigations are required.

Actually Tropical retrievers is also a private investigation firm and those who also wish to engage this service need not go elsewhere once they have found their way to them. This Kenyan debt collection company has been in existence since 2007.


Tropical retrievers
Rahimtulla Trust, 1st Flr Moi Ave, 6565-00200 City Square, Nairobi, Kenya
 
Phone +254-202319654
 
Mobile phone 0725808080

Contact the editor of this website (umissedthis at gmail dot com) if for any reason you believe that this firm is not one of the best debt collectors in Kenya

0725808080

What Will Happen To Undocumented Kenyans In The US?

...As Hate crimes against Muslims in the US surge

Trump will break Obama record on deportation

It is no secret that curbing immigration into the US was the single big issue that got Donald Trump elected president. It matters little now that it is immigrants who have made the country a super power over the last handful of 100 years. Indeed the truth is that the only indigenous natives in that country are the red Indians made famous in the old cowboy versus red Indians movies and comic books.

It is instructive that about a decade ago the population of Kenyan "students" in the US hurtled past that of the Nigerians to claim the number one spot. Bottomline there are a lot of Kenyans in the country and a vast majority of them are undocumented. Hawana makaratasi (they don't have the papers to make their stay there legal).

Few people know about one Obama record and many will be shocked to learn about it. Actually the outgoing president deported some 2.5 million people between 2009 and 2015, more than any other US president in history. This caused some Hispanics and rights organizations to start calling him "Deporter in Chief".

Now Kumekucha informants are sure that Trump will deport many more and maybe double or even triple that Obama record. Other analysts are saying that the new president will be under considerable pressure to fulfill this particular campaign promise from the large chunk of white working class voters who propelled him to his stunning victory.

Who will wash the dishes? Who will harvest the crops and clean the toilets. Definitely not some blonde, not even the dumbest ones. So the big mystery is what will happen next as Trumps' big economic prosperity plans take off.

My heart goes out to all those Kenyans cowering in some corner and shivering with fear. Finding a good sympathetic lawyer and reserach on various legal technicalities that will help keep you in the country is probably the best and only course of action at your disposal.

Ultimately it seems that Kenyans at home need to brace themselves early for a mass exodus of their brothers and sisters returning home from the land of apple pie.

In other news hate crimes against Muslims living in the United States have surged. Read more.

Budget Masai Mara Safari From Nairobi, Kenya

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HOTLINE for this safari;  +254 789 208947

The most convenient place to start your budget Masai Mara Safari from is in Nairobi, the capital city of Kenya. Actually you can arrange to go straight from the airport to your safari.

It is said that many tourists who arrive in Kenya at the main JKIA (Jomo Kenyatta International Airport) expect to find elephants and lions at the airport when they land. Actually the Nairobi National Park is not too far from the airport. However the best view of real big game is the Masai Mara.

Below are various packages that will no doubt be of great interest.

4 Days Masai Mara Safari

The safari is 4 days and 2nights in Masai Mara & 1night in Lake Nakuru. It is a group camping safari with accommodation for 2 nights in a budget tented camp in Maasai Mara and 1 night accommodation in a budget 2 star hotel in Lake Nakuru town. All meals are included while on safari.

Day 1: Nairobi to Maasai Mara

Pick up from your hotel or airport.  After safari briefing at our offices, depart at 08:15hrs for Masai Mara and drive north ascending the Great Rift Valley for a breathtaking views and photography.
The Rift Valley was formed millions of years ago. Stretching some 5,000 miles from Jordan to Mozambique, it’s the largest Rift on Earth. Descend the escarpment and drive to Narok-town where you will stop for early hot-lunch. Proceed to Masai Mara after lunch arriving in good time to your camp. After checking-into your camp, freshen-up then go for an introductory game viewing drive. Masai Mara is famous for its black manned lions and yearly migration of wildebeests and the big-five.
Dinner and overnight stay at Miti Mingi Eco camp

Day 2: Full Day in Maasai Mara

After breakfast, go for a full day of game viewing-drive across the rich savannah grassland and rolling hills. The famous Mara is renowned for its great herds of plain game, black-manned lions, leopard and cheetah but also contains numerous elephants and virtually every type of wildlife to be found here in the Mara. Picnic lunches will be served at the Hippo pools and dinner and overnight at either.Dinner and overnight stay at Miti Mingi Eco camp

Day 3: Maasai Mara/Lake Nakuru

You will have a pre-morning game drive and then depart after breakfast for Lake Nakuru with game drive enroute to Lake Nakuru with Picnic lunch enroute. You are going to arrive Nakuru in the early evening to check in the hotel and have dinner and overnight at the golden palace hotel.

Day 4: Lake Nakuru to Nairobi

After breakfast proceed for a game drive to Lake Nakuru which is world renowned for its masses of flamingos and is often referred to as the "Pink Lake". Beside birds, it is possible to see small game like Water Buck, impala, rhino and buffalo in the gardens surrounding. After lunch depart to Nairobi arriving around 4/5pm in the evening.
PRICE $520 PER PERSON

Included

• Park fees (for non-residents)
• All activities (unless labeled as optional)
• All accommodation (unless listed as upgrade)
• A professional driver/guide
• All transportation (unless labeled as optional)
• All Taxes/VAT
• Roundtrip airport transfer
• Meals (as specified in the day-by-day section)
• Drinking water (on all days)

Excluded

• International flights (from/to home)
• Additional accommodation before and at the end of the tour
• Tips
• Personal items (souvenirs, travel insurance, visa fees, etc.)
• Government imposed increase of taxes and/or park fees
•  

HOTLINE Call Nancy Now;  +254 789 208947 

More information on Masai Mara and Kenya from the Kenya Tourism Board

Or visit our Best Budget Masai Mara Safari website. 

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Why go to Masai Mara? 

Masai Mara Visitors' comments

Why The Trump, Clinton Polls Were So Wrong

How to get on Google Search From Kenya

Kenyans will remember a pornographic magazine called Seen that littered our streets for many years and made the publisher, whom I know, a fortune. It had a huge circulation but most of the folks who purchased the magazine were "invisible."

One ploy used to purchase the sordid rag was to ask a street vendor for a copy of the Daily Nation and then instruct him "weka hio yengine ndani" (put the other publication inside). All newspaper vendors would understand immediately  and slip the magazine inside the pages of the Daily Nation and the respectable, usually aging gentleman would walk away innocently. What everybody saw was a nice old man carrying the days' newspaper under his arm.

My immediate guess as to why the US presidential elections pollsters were so, so, so, wrong was that the vast majority of US voters were of the same mindset  as readers of SEEN magazine. And so I went straight to Google to ask the American experts if I was right.

The answer popped up immediately;

The Los Angeles Times/University of Southern California tracking poll consistently pegged Trump as the leader throughout the final months of the campaign — and to much derision from political pundits.

Arie Kapteyn, director of the University of Southern California’s (USC) Dornsife Center for Economic and Social Research, which jointly runs the poll, said some voters were apparently sheepish about admitting to a human pollster that they were backing Trump. But the L.A. Times/USC poll was based on an internet survey of a recruited group of voters.

Read the full how pollsters got Trump, Clinton election wrong article.

Well, if you did not know why porn sells so much better on the Internet than anywhere else, now you know... for sure.

The idea of Trump being president of the United States of America was a joke. Apparently so funny that the man was derided all the way into power and is now set to be the most powerful man on the planet. Yep, stop laughing because hundreds of millions of lives including yours and mine will be affected every time he coughs. Some joke I tell you.

The truth is that Trump has never looked presidential. Even now I am having great difficulties imagining the guy being called Mr President. Or the so-called-joker walking out of Airforce One to the salute of Marines. Don't even talk about a sit down with the joint chiefs.

Hardly surprising then that most of the folks who voted for him were too ashamed to admit the terribly shameful thing that they were about to do. However they had absolutely no problem doing it in secret at the ballot box. So whose laughing now after months of great fun on social media and elsewhere at Trumps' expense? I bet you some Kenyan somewhere is asking for a recount or the American IEBC to be disbanded immediately. Gosh!!!

They have always said in showbiz that no publicity is bad publicity. I never imagined in all my years of analyzing politics that this would also be true in politics. And I can tell you for free now that there are many parts of Kenya where our fellow countrymen had absolutely no idea who Donald Trump's challenger for the presidency was. Donald Trump anasimama na yule mwanamke sijui bibi ya nani (Donald Trump is running against that woman, somebody's wife, I have no idea what her name is.) I kid you not folks.

Wow!! and wow again!! 

It is no longer a joke that is why you must read;
What A Donald Trump Presidency Means For Kenyans

What A Donald Trump Presidency Means For Kenyans

How to get on Google Search From Kenya

A Donald Trump win in the just concluded US elections is not good news for most Kenyans.

A vast majority here view the man as an opinionated racist. Based on his campaign and utterenaces there is little to discount this widely held view which has been repeatedly expressed on social media locally.

It is instructive that Trump won mainly because he promised stricter control on immigration into the US and more jobs and prosperity for Americans. The jobs will mainly come from massive investment in infrastructural projects in that country. The most memorable of these is the wall he threateningly promised to build across the porous Mexican border details of which are still rather sketchy.

The bottomline is that any Kenyan planning to immigrate to the US who is a Muslim will have a pretty hard time if the president elect makes good his repeated campaign promise. Even non-Muslim Kenyans will encounter problems because Trump promised to keep immigrants from any country that has had a history of terror activity or incubation of the same at bay.

It will however be interesting to see how the infrasructural projects will pun out because there are certain hard labour activities that are the preserve of immigrants. The kind of jobs that Americans don't really like.

Relations with the Kenyan government should not see any major changes because the president-elect is as American as they come and the policy in Washington has always been to keep important strategic partners happy. Kenya as a country can hardly be ignored or put in the back burner when it comes to Uncle Sam's dealings in the region. Indeed it is virtually impossible to get anything done in the region without the partcipation of our country. Little wonder that President Uhuru issued a statement moments after Trumps' victory.


Mercifully the powers of the US presidency are limited and it is unlikely that many of the more controversial Trump campaign pledges that may affect Kenyans at home and abroad will ever see the light of day. If they do not go belly up in Congress, the courts will be kept busy interpreting the liberal American constitution to them.

It should also be said that even Trump's ability to captain some of the overly ambitious economic dreams he sold to the electorate is in doubt. The man has had a long history of failed and bankrupt businesses before he finally rose to fame mainly riding on a success whose foundation was his father's real estate business. 

My prediction is that there will be an initial surge in the American economy which will be difficult to sustain as the new president settles into the realities of the job and by the time his four year term ends the tide will have turned significantly enough for the yankees to be itching for a Hilary Clinton presidency.




What President Uhuru had to say about the Trump victory

Kenyans react to Donald Trumps' win

 

Why Jubilee Will Lose The Elections In 2017 And What They Can Do To Reverse Things

See another trending article in this blog; How to get on Google Search From Kenya

                        Things that are impossible to shake off, Mr President?

They say a week in politics can be a very long time and that is absolutely true. Ukweli mtupu.

Two days before the massive Ministry of health Kshs 5.3 billion scandal broke somebody asked me for a prediction on who will win next year's presidential general elections.

"If things remain the way they are," I said, "President Uhuru will be re-elected nyweeeeeeee (rough translation; without breaking into a sweat."

The person who was asking is an old friend and is a firm supporter of ODM and CORD. But he is a wise and a keen political analyst. And he acknowledged my prediction as being accurate. 

The truth is that Uhuru's JUBILEE kicked off their campaign for re-election even before the ink had dried on the president's aoth of office document. Even as the opposition continued to fumble around, completely directionless in all their moves.

You may want to remember that there was a massive distribution of title deeds in Coast province which is an opposition stronghold. And there are numerous other examples I can give. The results were more effective than most Kenyans realize. In politics you do not need to win over the whole stronghold. All you need to do is make inroads and I can tell you that a significant number of CORD votes were moved in the direction of JUBILEE. Not enough for a turn around but enough to reduce the opposition votes significantly. My estimate is at least 20% and that is HUGE.

Then this 5.3 billion scandal came calling and everything has changed rather dramatically and suddenly. For soccer fans, what JUBILEE did was to not only score an own goal but they actually did it by giving the opposition striker a through pass. Never mind that the goalkeeper dived the wrong way when the shot was fired into the net.

Now all the opposition needs to do is to ensure that the narrative sticks to corruption in the JUBILEE administration. And that will not be too difficult to do. Already ODM (the principal party in CORD) is planning demonstrations to force Ministry of health officials out of office.

You see human decisions are all made based on emotion. We then quickly dress our emotional decisions with logic when we have firmly decided. The emotion ruling Kenyan hearts right now revolves around financial difficulties and that is just perfect for the opposition. All they need to do is remind Kenyans that corruption eats away at whatever money that is either already in their pockets or that they should have received. That gets voters very angry very quickly and angry voters vote decisevely with their anger.

In all my years of analyzing general elections in Kenya I can tell you that this fact alone is something that Uhuruto will find virtually impossible to shake off as we head to the elections.

One of the reasons is that JUBILEE cannot possibly do what needs to be done to neutralize this serious political threat. And that is to arrest everybody involved and to turn even the heaviest stones to prosecute all those involved in this massive swindling of public funds in broad daylight. But alas, that can NEVER happen in our banana republic. NEVER!! 

P.S. In the next weeks and months expect a lot of stories like this one;
Top 20 corruption scandals under Uhuru's watch. Billions stolen

How to get on Google Search From Kenya

 * How does this work? Simple example; Everybody uses a smart phone these days with access to the internet. And so your car breaks down and your trusted mechanic tells you that you need to to replace the front suspension. So you go to Google and type; "front suspension Toyota Noah". You get a site with a number and call it and you rush there and buy your spare part. Chances are that you will not even remember the name of the company or what website you saw it on. All you wanted was urgent information to solve your problem and where to buy. This is important because some companies are still preoccupied with the name of their business appearing in Googloe search. That is NOT how hot prospects looking to buy from you find you.

* How do I get on Google? a) You can buy an ad and appear on the side adjacent to the organic results. b) You can create a page on your website OR ANYWHERE else and optimize it so that it appears in Google search for the words that your customers type in when they are looking for you e.g. haircut Huruma, affordable haircut Nairobi CBD etc. If you call 0727-217920 or the number at the bottom of this article you will be able to talk to somebody who can help you do this and sometimes they have a FREE offer for one keyword.

* What Kind of money can I make from this? There are businesses all over the world and in Kenya that make serious money just because they can be found on Google when people search from their smart phones or computers. Figures? Worldwide a company like Orbitz that relies heavily on traffic from Google made $757,500,000 in a recent year. Locally a very small business I know rakes in well over Kshs 900,000 monthly purely from customers who found them through Google. I am certain there are other local businesses that make much more. Bottom line; make no mistake about it, this is serious business.

Some personal experiences from Kenyans I have met;

I launched this hotel in Mlolongo in 2007 and realized that I was close to the airport and people landing at the nearby JKIA could avoid the traffic jam stress and come straight to my budget hotel. Chris organized it and people typing anything about cheap accomodation close to the airport could find me. I was pleasantly amazed at the response. It works.

Competition is tight when it comes to computer accessories in Mombasa. But everything changed when I met this guy who got me to be found through Google. And the guys who call are usually looking to buy right away.

 My courier business had a very slow start. Very slow. My research before launching had some very wrong assumptions. Lots of stress until this google thing. Two years later, I have no complaints even when the economy is not doing so well.

I supply quality uniforms from my small Mombasa shop. Have lost count of how many clients have called me after doing a search on Google and some of them have given large orders.

There you are. You now know a little more about how to get on Google search from anywhere in Kenya and why it is important. Now all you need to do is take action and change the course of your business. Call Chris right away on 0727-217920.

Google search tips for Kenyans 

A Veterinary Surgeon In Diani?? And They Say Kenya Is A Third World Country

Diani Vet shocks Kumekucha, here's why...

Whilst holidaying with family members in Diani South Coast last year, my brother suddenly fell ill and required urgent specialized medical assistance. We ended up getting an ambulance all the way to Mombasa Hospital (over 35 kilometres away).

That is the reason why I was pretty shocked the other day when I discovered that there is actually a very experienced vet surgeon right in Diani who is well equipped to handle all kinds of emergencies.

Diani is populated by scores of tourists and foreigners who jet in to enjoy the white sandy beaches. Many of the older tourists have extended stays in the country, others live in the country for several months every year to get away from the cold winters. Naturally this means that the population of pets in the area is bound to be high. And I would bet you that most who come pray that all will be well with their pets because if something were to go wrong they would have to go into a lot of trouble to find the kind of highly qualified, experienced and specialized treatment that one would expect only in Nairobi or at times in Mombasa. But surely not right there in Diani.

Just one more pleasantly surprising thing about Kenya that should be music in the ears of visitors and pet owners close to the area.  

Full contact details of the said vet. doctor below.

See also VIDEO; How many qualified Veterinary Surgeons in Coast and Diani?

Dr. Peter N.K.
All animals
Specialize on dogs and cats
Coming from Mombasa turn right after Nakumatt Diani
Head to Bazaar area, Diani
Entrance to clinic right next to Full Moon Discotheque

Full veterinary services
Vaccinations
Export import permits
Treatment
Surgery

Tel +254 721 763 100
Email:- southcoastvets@gmail.com
peternyagah2000@yahoo.com

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The Best Budget Masai Mara Safari From Mtwapa, Kenya

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4 Days Masai Mara Safari

The safari is 4 days and 2nights in Masai Mara & 1night in Lake Nakuru. It is a group camping safari with accommodation for 2 nights in a budget tented camp in Maasai Mara and 1 night accommodation in a budget 2 star hotel in Lake Nakuru town. All meals are included while on safari.

Day 1: Nairobi to Maasai Mara

Pick up from your hotel or airport.  After safari briefing at our offices, depart at 08:15hrs for Masai Mara and drive north ascending the Great Rift Valley for a breathtaking views and photography.
The Rift Valley was formed millions of years ago. Stretching some 5,000 miles from Jordan to Mozambique, it’s the largest Rift on Earth. Descend the escarpment and drive to Narok-town where you will stop for early hot-lunch. Proceed to Masai Mara after lunch arriving in good time to your camp. After checking-into your camp, freshen-up then go for an introductory game viewing drive. Masai Mara is famous for its black manned lions and yearly migration of wildebeests and the big-five.
Dinner and overnight stay at Miti Mingi Eco camp

Day 2: Full Day in Maasai Mara

After breakfast, go for a full day of game viewing-drive across the rich savannah grassland and rolling hills. The famous Mara is renowned for its great herds of plain game, black-manned lions, leopard and cheetah but also contains numerous elephants and virtually every type of wildlife to be found here in the Mara. Picnic lunches will be served at the Hippo pools and dinner and overnight at either.Dinner and overnight stay at Miti Mingi Eco camp

Day 3: Maasai Mara/Lake Nakuru

You will have a pre-morning game drive and then depart after breakfast for Lake Nakuru with game drive enroute to Lake Nakuru with Picnic lunch enroute. You are going to arrive Nakuru in the early evening to check in the hotel and have dinner and overnight at the golden palace hotel.

Day 4: Lake Nakuru to Nairobi

After breakfast proceed for a game drive to Lake Nakuru which is world renowned for its masses of flamingos and is often referred to as the "Pink Lake". Beside birds, it is possible to see small game like Water Buck, impala, rhino and buffalo in the gardens surrounding. After lunch depart to Nairobi arriving around 4/5pm in the evening.
PRICE $520 PER PERSON

Included

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• All activities (unless labeled as optional)
• All accommodation (unless listed as upgrade)
• A professional driver/guide
• All transportation (unless labeled as optional)
• All Taxes/VAT
• Roundtrip airport transfer
• Meals (as specified in the day-by-day section)
• Drinking water (on all days)

Excluded

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• Additional accommodation before and at the end of the tour
• Tips
• Personal items (souvenirs, travel insurance, visa fees, etc.)
• Government imposed increase of taxes and/or park fees
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Would You Dare Refuse To "Ingia Box" And Elect This Man In 2017?

The young people of Kenya have a nice phrase that I really love. “Kuingizwa kwa box” (to be put into a box). It is used to refer to a situation where you have been chasing this girl and she has shunned you until one day she gives in to you and accepts her fate with you. She “ingias kwa box”. Guys let us refuse kuingia kwa box.
I have an idea. Why don’t we all elect somebody who is out of the box in 2017? Somebody who is not even seeking the presidency as we speak. Why don’t we hand pick our very own leader? Somebody who is acceptable to all tribes because I honestly don’t know what tribe he is and I really don’t care. And more importantly neither do his die-hard supporters.
Let us all together demand that this person stands for president and then let us all ignore the circus that has been elaborately prepared for us and elect this guy just to teach the political class a lesson. To remind them that we have the power. Because we do.
Gideon Sonko has many things about him that I don’t like. Actually my list is pretty long. BUT he understands the common man. He knows what the ordinary mwananchi goes through. And that is why he is extremely popular on the ground and most of all… roll the drums please! The thing I like the most… he is tribeless. Yes!! That is the big cancer we must get rid of NOW before it consumes all of us together with our children. Sonko has no tribe to favour. Although I dare add that having a person who belongs to your tribe in State house has NEVER been known to put any ugali on anybody’s plate. Ask your Kalenjin friends what they benefitted from President Moi’s 24 years in power. Ask our Kikuyu brothers what they have to show for Kibaki’s 10 year rule. I dare add that when you have your tribe in State house it is in fact a disadvantage because they have to work very hard not to look like they are favouring you. The result is that you will be disfavored for the next 5 years.
So let’s just cancel out this tribe thing and look for a tribeless guy to be our next president.
Now I can see you twisting your face in horror at my very suggestion and wondering what I am smoking as I write this. Guys I am extremely sober.
President Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma is the President of South Africa. That economy is much more complex than ours and much bigger too. Sample this; if you lived in South Africa instead of Kenya you would;
-    have 40% more chance at being employed
-    make 6.3 times more money
-    use 36.1 times more electricity
-    consume 6.3 times more oil
-    spend 10.7 times more money on health care
-    have 18.15% less chance of your yet to be born toddler dying in infancy
That country is in the hands of a man with less education than our own President Gideon Sonko.
Oh yes I know what the law says about the qualification of a presidential candidate but that is something that can be challenged in a court because you do not need a law degree to see how unconstitutional it really is. The rich kids go to school and they don’t want the poor kids to ever become president because some folks in some ivory tower seem to think that Kenya suffered under Moi because of his poor educational background. I don’t agree. Kenya has suffered the most in the hands of educated people who were crooked and did not care about the ordinary folks because they will never understand them. Most of them believe that poor people are poor because they are fools. I beg to differ.
But I digress.
I and a lot of people in this country would love to see Gideon Sonko on the ballot paper for president on March 4th. I dare the guys who own Kenya to put him there and let the people decide. Please don’ limit our choices.
Musituweke kwa box!
P.S. Kindly forward/photocopy etc this article to other voters. Grab this opportunity to have something to brag about to your grand children, it may be your only chance.
P.S. You are free to suggest any other tribeless candidate of your choice that we can all comfortably vote for. For better or for worse let’s do something different this time round instead of doing the same thing and hoping for different results. As you know that’s the definition of madness and surely Kenyans are NOT mad.