Friday, February 14, 2014

What Future JUBILEE Government After 3 Explosive Developments Yesterday?


If there was nothing terribly wrong with our media in Kenya then the top TV news items last night should have come in the following order;

1.    Letter from National Security Advisory Committee (NSAC) chairman Francis Kimemia to the Foreign Affairs ministry asking them to IMMEDIATELY summon United States Agency for International Development (USAID) over "credible intelligence" that the US government (through USAID) is trying to destabilize the Kenyan govt by financing demonstrators.


2.    Peaceful demonstrations at Uhuru Park led by activist Boniface Mwangi Reverend Timothy Njoya and musician Eric Wainaina broken up by riot police (picture above shows traffic policeman kicking away enlarged doll used in the demonstrations yesterday).


3.    The Public Investments Committee finally names the Kenyan directors of companies at the centre of the standard gauge railway saga. Shockingly they are a Mr Peter Maingi Gatere and Leonard Mwangi Ndungu who are the registered directors of China Road and Bridge Corporation-Kenya.

All 3 items were missing from most of the top TV news stations.

Instead the most watched 9pm Prime TV news had as one of its' lead stories the saga of a woman who delivered a 7Kg baby which is fine, except that the country is burning and people are talking about overweight babies.

Any top political analyst who is neutral will tell you that so explosive are those 3 news items that they are enough to trigger the downfall of the JUBILEEE government (I discuss the solid reasons in my latest raw notes). The superstitious (like one Facebook friend who survived the Moi era) will tell you that it is a very bad omen to have Rev Njoya in a demonstration against your government. It means that the said government is doomed (I also discuss that in my raw notes).

In a nutshell we are now firmly back in the Moi days and the writing is so clearly on the wall that even the blind can "see" it.

But even more interesting is the fact that we did not get here suddenly and without ample warning. The path to the very dangerous place where the banana republic is today was clearly documented here and in the books with highly sensitive information that I have been churning out (see full list at the bottom of this email.

So what is the way forward from here? Expect the following to unfold in the coming weeks and months;

- More anti-government demonstrations.
- Postponement or halting of international aid as they wait to get a clearer picture of what is unfolding in Kenya.
- Desperate measures by a government faced with empty coffers including going ahead with the long postponed laying off of 100,000 civil servants to cut down on the government wage bill and more taxes on already over-taxed Kenyans.
- Unprecedented tough economic times as a result of the consequences above and reduced direct foreign exchange injections into the economy. Foreign exchange controls quite likely if the situation persists.
- Boiling point for ordinary Kenyans as economic implications bite harder
- Unpredictable chaos. Widespread riots and demonstrations etc.

Will the last person leaving Kenya remember to switch off the lights.


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Thursday, February 13, 2014

The day DPP Tobiko issued an arrest warrant for CBK governor Professor Njuguna Ndungu: CBK Governor Case Linked To 2 Untouchables

It was Baba Jimmy who made the phrase Bure kabisa popular in Kenya-speak. During his speeches even today he usually predictably utters the words and the audience is always guaranteed to burst out in laughter.

Ironically there were a lot of bure kabisa moments during his own administration and although many Kenyans (including this blogger) had hoped for a fresh start with Uhuruto the current government seems to be even more efficient in delivering Bure Kabisa moments in quick succession. And some of them are highly entertaining.

Take the CBK governor (pictured above) Professor Njuguna Ndungu’s saga for instance.

Parliament discussed him eons ago and expressed grave concern over some of the things that had gone down at the bank under his watch. But nothing happened until the banana republic’s chief prosecutor Keraiko Tobiko went looking for front page headlines (and got them) by revealing that he had issued an arrest warrant for the CBK governor.

Now there is this true story about Kenyans in distress some years back who called the cops only to be told that they had no petrol and so could the good Kenyans (surrounded by thugs) bring petrol so that the cops come to their rescue? Mpesa did NOT exist in those days.

Now assuming that the cops did not have petrol to fuel a car to arrest CBK governor Ndungu, Vigilance house is right next to CBK. So a short 2 minutes walk would have gotten cops into the CBK. The CBK is also within very short walking distance from Tobiko’s office at Sheria house. Forget the excuse that Ndungu was out of the country bcause if they were serious they would have waited for his return and arrested him. Period.

Instead Kenyans have been treated to this bure kabisa charade in a desperate bid to convince Kenyans and the international community that the government is serious about fighting graft. Go tell that to the birds. Indeed the script is now very clear and is as follows;

1) Issue arrest warrant for Ndungu through the press (headline to prove JUBILEE are fighting corruption delivered).

2. Ndungu goes to court to block arrest (has already happened)

3. Court battle to drag on until nobody is paying attention.

4. Hio maneno itaishia hapo. End of story!

5. Plan B: If those alert idiots on Facebook and Kumekucha follow up too much charge Ndungu in court and follow the Kamlesh Pattni script. 

GAME SHOT, another ingenious move by this genius government. Muta-do???

The truth is that to successfully prosecute Ndungu he would have to go down with 2 other untouchable Kenyans. Highly sensitive details on who they are and what they did that can't be published online.

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