Shocking Reason Why You Do Not Have Enough Customers

Just a decade and a half ago you would see most people buried in newspapers and books but mostly idling. Today virtually everybody is buried in their smart phones. Even whilst driving (not a good idea).

Clearly the world has changed dramatically. But have you changed with it or are you still stuck in habits and strategies that would have worked best in the 70s and 80s?
 
A fascinating analysis carried out by this writer recently revealed a shocking state of affairs. Desperate customers cash on hand and ready to spend right away cannot find the services and products they need using their smart phones. On the other end desperate businesses are idling and even shutting down for lack of enough business. Would you believe that?


So... what is the problem here? Simply put business owners in Kenya are still marketing and selling their businesses using tactics that would have worked like magic in the 70s and 80s.
 
Verified statistics show that there are people searching for services/products who find it impossible to get what they are looking for. Sadly in most cases these are customers and clients ready to spend right away to solve their immediate problems using specific products and services.

I will give just one example. When they search on Google for your services/products they are unable to find your contacts, company names and details that confirm you have what they are looking for.

Think back to a time recently when you were looking for a spare part for your car, a good restaurant to lunch with an important client, a certain product to solve a problem in the office or a service for an upcoming function and you will see exactly what I am talking about here. Chances are that you had cash on hand but you ended up frustrated not able to find what you were looking for. So you ended up applying time wasting solutions like physical visits or calling others for the information.
 
My research also shows that most businesses would need only very minor adjustments to correct this sad state of affairs. Most have the capacity to do this in-house with their current staff and with little or no outside help.

And one does not even need a website to do this. Another thing most Kenyans are stuck on is the pre-Google era of 15 years ago where a dot com website address was like an upmarket office address. A website is important but why set up one when you do not yet have a massive advertising budget like Safaricoms' to promote it and lead traffic there? What your customers will ordinarily do is google for information and they will care less whether they find it on a Facebook page or an obscure shared domain on the web. What they want is accurate info that they can use right away.

You will be interested to know that there is an amazing FREE opportunity that you can take advantage of RIGHT AWAY to cast a hard look at your strategy for landing more business and more customers. Actually there are more people than you think looking for you out there who do not need you to sweat it out selling them because they already want what you have.

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When we have analyzed all the data from the questionnaire, we will (within 3 days) send you a brief report that will help you and your staff make minor adjustments so that you become more accessible to all those people out there looking for you on their smart phones. What are you waiting for? Just call Chris now on 0721 623 092 and get the ball rolling to get more customers coming in. It doesn't matter how small you think your business is.
 

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Married Nyali Woman Tests Positive For HIV After Affair With Man Who Gave Her A Strange Bracelet

How Coast Men Are Using Witchcraft To Ensnare Rich Married Women

How evil can a man get because of money?

Every woman needs to be very careful even if they believe dark forces are nothing but fiction

Times are hard and people have to survive. Most of the times survival can get pretty ugly and desperate so much so that the methods used to earn money are devoid of any morals or awareness of the damage being done to others. As you read this a Mombsa couple (married for over 10 years) is still trying to come to terms with a nightmare straight from hell.

The husband and wife approached Kumekucha devastated and the tale they had to tell (with documentary, photographic and other forms of proof) has left me numb with shock. The husband says that the story is about to appear in the mainstream media “because he is determined that no other family goes through what he has gone through.”

The following is this harrowing tale (that I am told is common in Mombasa these days), but first the highlights for those who may not have the time to read through the details.

·   *  Mombasa graphic artist Joseph Amani, pictured above, (himself married with one child) seduced a woman (name with-held but let us call her Stella in this article) he knew was married right from the word go because he first met her in a plush Nyali house with her four children playing in the house (aged between 1 year and 7 years). The woman also told him she was married.

   * Shortly after being lured into a meeting with the man (where no sex took place but she received a strange bracelet from the man) the married woman started behaving strangely and was to later confess to a spiritual expert that she honestly “does not understand why she did the things she did after receiving the bracelet, even if everybody has got an evil side to them.”

·   * Happily married Stella found herself paying for hotel rooms for the two to meet for passionate sex. She could not have enough of him despite previously having a very satisfying sexual relationship with her husband.

·    * The woman found herself telling Amani everything private including what was happening on her marital bed with her husband and other intimate details that are supposed to remain only with a couple. Amani persistently demanded for these details in text messages seen by Kumekucha.

·   * The man begged Stella to allow them to make love on her marital bed while the husband was away.

·   * Amani convinced the married woman to get pregnant with his baby (to cement their love) the rich husband was going to be fooled to raise the child as his own.

·   * Amani repeatedly told the woman about a printing machine he wanted to purchase costing Kshs 250,000 and asked her to “help him find finances.”

·   * Even after the husband found out about the adulterous affair Amani looked for a way to communicate with the married woman without detection and went as far as creating a fake Facebook account and linked it to messenger on his phone and that of the married woman. After every discussion he begged her not to forget to delete the chat in her phone.

·   * In one of the secret chats Amani begged the married woman to send him photos and video clips of her private parts shortly after masturbation.

·   * Amani made fun of Stella’s husband (the man paying the bills, even his hotel room where he was having sex with a married woman) after he discovered the affair and criticized him to Stella at every opportunity while his own wife continued to suffer from neglect and regular snubs and even occasional beatings from him.

·   * Amani continued to have sexual affairs with other rich women while pretending that he was only seeing this one married woman.

·   * Amani turned down an offer by the husband to come and collect the married woman if he was really in love with her and go live with her.

·   * In text messages seen by Kumekucha, Amani confessed to stalking the family when the husband was around (because of his alleged deep love for the woman; he just wanted to get a glimpse of her from afar) as they went out shopping at Naivas supermarket in Nyali and elsewhere.

·   * The affair broke off shortly after the married woman informed Amani that she did not have any money of her own to give him and any huge sums of money made available to her would have to go through the husband’s close scrutiny.

·   * Tests done shortly after the affair ended show that the wife is now HIV positive. Mercifully the husband is still negative but has been told to wait for a few weeks before going for another test. Stella swears that she has not had any other sexual affair outside her marriage.

A Mombasa man skillfully seduced a married woman using bizarre and strange powers to the extent where the woman completely forgot herself and not only put her marriage in jeopardy but also caused a lot of pain and suffering to her unsuspecting young children as the couple’s previously peaceful home turned chaotic with constant quarrels and strange behavior from the woman and at one point even her husband.

Joseph Amani (pictured) a graphic artist in Mombasa started off sending text messages every morning to a married woman he had come across in Nyali Mombasa. The woman lives with her husband in a plush apartment block complete with a swimming pool.

He then lured her to a meeting in a bar close to where she lived and it is from this point that Stella tearfully says she does not quite understand what happened next. Or what happened in the following weeks. Spiritual experts consulted say that it may have had something to do with a strange bracelet that he handed over to her at this meeting. Several other meetings for passionate sex quickly followed (starting from the day after she received and wore the bracelet) where the woman for the first time left her suckling child with the maid even as the child cried most of the night. She also paid for the hotel room where they had sex.

Talking to Kumekucha, the husband is still defensive of his wife’s actions; “I know my wife. She is no angel but I know what she is capable of and what she is not capable of. I can tell you with confidence that this was not her.”

The affair culminated in the man entering the woman’s plush apartment when the husband was not in. The married woman says he was very excited about the prospect of having sex on her marital bed and kept peeping into the bedroom even as they had supper and waited for the children to sleep so that their hot lovemaking would start. Amani left in the wee hours of the morning forgetting that there were numerous witnesses to his escapades including a very buffled night watchman at the gate and the caretaker of the apartments who both knew the couple and the husband very well.

But what was even more shocking was what happened after the husband discovered the affair complete with the details of lovemaking on his marital bed.

In a bitter exchange of SMS messages between the husband and Amani which Kumekucha has seen, Mr Amani begged for forgiveness claiming that he did not know the woman was married. He swore that if forgiven he would vanish from their lives forever. The husband forgave both the man and his wife and tells Kumekucha that he did it because he loves his wife very dearly and had heard about the escapades of Mombasa men on unsuspecting married women. However Amani continued to communicate with the married woman and in one text even asked her to send him “pussy pics”. He demanded that the pictures should be taken shortly after she masturbates while thinking of him and should show “wetness.”

In blind rage Stella’s husband visited Amani’s offices in Mombasa CBD but after a heated non-violent confrontation the two agreed to end the matter amicably.  Amani promised yet again that he would never communicate with the woman again nor receive her calls or respond to her messages.

However a few days later he secretly sent the following email to the married woman;

From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2016 14:16:50 +0300
Subject: Greetings
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
3^O7 O773H
Greetings from this side of town.
Its been long since we communicated.
Because I'm too much of a coward to actually talk/text you, I just
stare at your little green circle until it disappears.
Hello, it's me!
I was wondering if after all these days of agony you'd still like to meet
To go over everything, They say that time's supposed to heal you
But I ain't done much healing
I'm in my little room dreaming about who we used to be
When we were innocent and free
I've actually  forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet
I must have tried more than a thousand times to write to you but i
just cant get the right platform for u to get me without leaving a
trace,
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that you were falsely told i did.
I have and will never in my lifetime betray you so as to say anything
negative about you. I didn't tell anyone about room payment nor say
anything you wouldn't like me say.
I was also told so much things against you but believe me i didn't
believe on any of them.
I just wish this platform will make us meet ... soonest without any friction
Hopefully,
3^O7 O773H

The baffled husband watched as his previously happy marriage disintegrated right before his eyes. To make matters worse his wife’s strange behavior escalated. In one bizarre incident she attacked her husband with kicks and blows. This shocked the husband beyond words because the couple both agree that even in the most bitter disagreements and quarrels they had previously had in their years of marriage, it had never once even come close to looking like it could turn violent. Not even once. Not only that, Stella had never in her life even fought with another woman, let alone attack her own husband.

This was the strange behavior that caused the husband to start thinking that the whole thing was not just a normal affair but something much deeper and most probably spiritual and to do with witchcraft. And his thinking was vindicated because almost immediately after the prayers the couple had, his wife came back to her senses. She was a bundle of emotions and shock over what she had actually done. Mercifully the husband seems to have understood and the couple is still going through healing as a result of the ordeal.

Sadly things can never be the same again because amongst other issues they still have to grapple with the fact that the wife has now tested positive for HIV AIDs.

Looking satisfied after sleeping with "mke wa wenyewe."

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Kumekucha Exclusive: How Raila-led demonstrations forced IEBC commissioners into resignation

IEBC Commissioner's Quit Letter exposed!

As the debate on the fate of the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission  (IEBC) rages, Kumekucha has obtained copy of the actual resignation letter in which four electoral commissioners submitted their voluntary resignation to the President during the height of opposition led public protests that saw numerous civilians shot dead and many others injured by Kenya Police.

This is the first time the resignation letter is being made public showing that opposition pressure was bearing fruit and it was a matter of time before the entire commission, enjoying constitutional security of tenure, collapsed.

Although mainstream media have reported on these resignations as may have happened, the letter in our possession clearly indicates four commissioners at pains to resign and whose abrupt resignation has taken top echelons of  government by surprise.

The resignation letter also reveal that commissioners Yusuf Nzibo, Albert Bwire, Kule Galma Godana and Abdullahi Sharawe had written to President Uhuru Kenyatta in June declaring their intention to voluntarily quit. Among other reasons, the four admit they want to avoid being dragged through the process initiated by Parliament to remove them from office.

It is believed Jubilee are actively lobbying the Commissioners to remain, at least past the 2017 elections. Legal experts indicate the resignation renders the commission unconstitutional and handicapped to discharge it's mandate if the resignation go on record.

With this damning exposure, questions are bound to be raised as to the motive of President Uhuru's failure to respond to the resignations which he has the option of accepting or rejecting. Even more significantly, if the Commissioners remain in office and declare winners in any election after this resignation, losers can petition courts to nullify respective election results including the presidential election.

The conspiracy of a month of silence points to a sinister motive that puts serious doubt on the ability of the IEBC as currently constituted, and with four commissioners not committed to work, to effectively manage the 2017 general elections in a free, fair and accountable manner. Insiders in ODM told this blogger they are ready for Uhuruto!

Police Kill for Sport: Failing State in Militant Denial

 The mindset of a criminal is often betrayed by the plastic demenour and careless speech.

Cabinet Nkaissery's bragging about no lack of teargas and belittling police vetting was the hallmark of a clueless regime headed by a dynamic clueless duo.

It takes a superlative airhead to claim that we cannot have civilians commanding uniformed people. Well, Nkaiserry's worldview seems restricted to Kajiado Central and even Nairobi mesmerises him leave alone such civilian oversight bodies like the Independent Police Complaints commission (IPCC) in the UK.

Superlative airhead

The CS is living in his military head where every Kenyan must submit to his afande shouts.

But make no mistake where the rot lies. The loud silence from the dynamic clueless duo speaks volumes of where their hearts desire in abetting brutality to cow and intimidate opponents.

And the cops know it after a thumbs up following battering to pulp peacefully demonstrating Kenyan to please their bosses.

Forget the fact that vetting of police by the National Police Service Commission is a constitutional requirement aimed at weeding out the corrupt, violent, and incompetent members from the force.

Nkaiserry would rather please the officially armed criminals lest they expose the executive rot from the top.


Just like top civil servants saw the opportunity to rape Kenya's coffers when all the government machinery and resources were singulary trained on defeating ICC at The Hague, the cops know the acute dearth of moral authority from the top to question their murdering spree.

Regime apologists

John Michuki may be dead but his legacy to support police killing and maiming lives on. The twin latest episodes witnessed in the crude brutality meted out to peaceful anti-IEBC protestors and spiced last week by the seizure and subsequent horrific torture and murder of lawyer Willie Kimani together with his driver and a client are just tips of a massive iceberg.

Regime apologists may continue firing from all cylinders protecting the rotten House but soon the brutality and incompetence will affect and infect them to open their eyes to reality of our steady and briskly walk to abyss shepharded by the clueless dynamic duo.

OLE WETU.

Ababu-led PAC was a ruthless blackmail and extortionist organization

The Parliamentary Accounts Committee (PAC) is responsible for the examination of the accounts showing the appropriations of the sum voted by the House to meet the public expenditure and of such other accounts laid before the House.

By the very nature of its role as the public spending watchdog, PAC is one of the most significant and powerful Committees in parliament, since it has a critical role to play in ensuring that there is accountability and transparency in the way Government agencies allocate, spend and manage their finances and also more importantly, in guaranteeing that the taxpayer receives value for money for every shilling spent.

At the start of the 11th Parliament in 2013, Budalangi MP Ababu Namwamba was given the mantle and trusted with heading this crucial committee by the official opposition. Unbeknown to us all, this marked the start of what would be the biggest scandal in the history of parliament in Kenya. The failure was spectacular and embarrassing!

After traveling the world for close to two years collecting sitting and traveling allowances amounting to millions of shillings, that included all-expenses paid business class investigative trips, some of which he tagged his beloved wife along, Hon Namwamba and his committee did not table a single report to justify its mandate.

Instead, an internal probe exposed Ababu’s PAC as deeply corrupt. The verdict was direct and damning. It found the PAC members had acted dishonestly and corruptly. PAC had dealt unprecedented damage to their work and undermined public trust and confidence ... having conspired to extort what were in substance bribes from the institutions they were supposed to investigate through systematic acts of blackmail.

Parliament unanimously agreed with the Powers and Privileges Committee and adopted its investigative report into the dirty affairs of PAC leading to the premature disbandment of the Ababu-led PAC which is one of the House’s most important oversight committees. The disgraced PAC members were ordered to apologise to the rest of the House and barred from the new PAC.

The specific five members of the old one that were debarred were its chairman Ababu Namwamba (Budalang’i, ODM), Ahmed Abass (Ijara, ODM), James Bett (Kesses, URP), Omondi Anyanga (Nyatike, ODM) and Cecily Mbarire (Runyenjes, TNA). Under normal circumstances, they were supposed to face criminal charges in an anti-corruption court. They did not.

Hon Namwamba’s team became the first watchdog committee to be disbanded on allegations of corruption in the 53 year old history of the Kenyan Parliament.

In their paid “working” holidays overseas, the disgraced and debarred Chairman Ababu Namwamba and his team forgot that PAC signifies one of the essential constituents of Parliamentary watchdogs which is the culpability of Public money.

They instead used their positions to extort money from suppliers and other organizations that they were investigating. This is information is not something that is made up. It is in fact recorded in the hansard as actual events. If there was anything that ever exposed Ababu as a fraud, the dissolution of the PAC was it. It is time some people got off their high horses.

Despite of the enormity of the scandal, the ODM and its leadership stood by its beleaguered Bundalangi MP. As if that was not enough, Ababu went ahead made a brazen secret recording of his private meetings with the Party Leader who has always defended him.

Karangi in, Ruto's neck for 2022 political noose

DP Ruto is one astute Kenyan politician who prides himself being a hustler even if the tag is a clever ruse meant to spice his grand graft past and present.

While it may sound foolhardy, the truth is that the hustler has being politically outsmarted and boxed into a corner where he belongs.

While Rachel's hubby is busy lighting fires in Western buying LPK for pliable ODM MPs, the real premier league Uhuru succession is being militarised with ex-army chief Karangi replacing Kimaiyo at Kenya Airport Authority with no pretence to ceremony.

Truth is in Kenya there are some dockets that has its owners. And lest we forget Kimunya's prolific  profiling of a whole community by reminding them that "The stock exchange is not a fish market".

Stereotypes and chauvinism

KAA is one lucrative department that must be controlled by insiders complicated enough to market graft as strategy not one functionally illiterate ex-police boss who can't pronounce SIEGE.

Forget the hitherto victimhood card, the ruling tribe now operates with a sense of entitlement with no trace of pretence.

The two rich ministries of Transport and Energy tells it all. Board meeting can be conducted in mother tongue and those fussing about it can seek the deepest part of Lake Victoria and take a dive not to resurface.

It is the political homestretch and we haven't seen anything yet. The old guard from the ruling tribe have acquired digital recruits oozing bigoted, reckless and derogatory comments with abandon. Woe unto you those who dare challenge or question their divine right to rule and plunder as the taxpayers take the tab.

National unity my foot!

The only unity that matters is within the ruling tribe uniting behind one of their own. Ruto's dispensable flower girls (real Kalenjins) must count their stars for breathing royal oxygen while being allowed to loot petty cash as the big money goes to the owners of Kenya.

Well, the ruling tribe has ranked and profiled other Kenyan communities but one thing is for sure, they will be ranked too, and painfully so very soon.

that undermine national unity. Comments like ‘the stock exchange is not a fish market’ are

The arrogance and demeaning reference to other Kenyans is one sure recipe for tension. But who care?

One thing is for sure. The ruling tribe has ranked and profiled other Kenyan communities and they will be surely ranked too, and painfully so very soon.

It is 2016 and you don't expect to RULE a people with contempt packaged in superlative stereotypes and chauvinism.

Kenya: Banana republic ruled by digital tribalists

Hypocrisy galore from the highest echelons of power in Kenya. And the adage goes hypocrisy is the homage that vice pays to virtue.

What a shame that while Kenya is executively steamrolled down the garden path of abyss by the dynamically clueless duo, their apologies are applauding all the resulting stench.

Well, let them enjoy the beauty of every floor on their way down oblivious of the sturdy pavement awaiting to painfully crack their tribal skulls.

Truth be said, nothing is ever achieved by a bigoted government running on slick PR devoid of substance. Even the hitherto suave Tony Blair hired to globalise and sanitise the rot has taken a back seat drawing his pay cheque without breaking a sweat.

And what is more, already executive hustling is in top gear to perpetuate more of the same come  2022 and even worse.

You know you live in a banana republic in militant denial when her politics is so predictable a deputy president starts measuring the drapes of State House more than a half decade in advance.

It is superlative impunity to negate the fundamentals of democracy making political outcome certain while keeping the process (read IEBC) fluid and unpredictable.

Katiba raped
The hitherto progressive katiba promulgated in 2010 has been raped and bastardised to its bare bones.

Forget the facade of hiding under the same shredded constitution claiming to protect and operate under established institutions which have all been emasculated to serve narrow twin-tribal interests.

Promoting national graft and packaging it as hustling and seeling it as a virtue is the height of lack of moral compass. But hey, who would blame the ruling duo who only asked successfully for ethnic backs to ride on to power to extricate themselves from the yoke of ICC. You only reap what you sow.

The clueless duo are so street smart they know how to mint and grow national confusion to mask their incompetence.

Just look at the shamelessness of EACC as an executive lapdog licking the feet and whitewashing mega graft scandals like NYS.

Add that to the executive-induced circus at the judiciary for obvious reasons and you get an original script on the manual of how to make a banana country and deny it in ethnic vitriol.

Jubilee: Rogue government defined by evil trinity

So NACADA's director Wilfred Kogo has finally let the cut out of the bag and set it into full flight by revealing that drug barons have sought leadership positions in the present government?

No surprise there for those Kenyans who have refused the temptation to rival ostrich with wet ground ready to burry their heads.

These barons are not stupid and they invested heavily financing political campaign of the dynamically clueless duo. Now it is harvest time and with a regime as guilty as sin itself with no moral ground to point a finger, the bottomless pit that is government coffers are theirs for cleaning.

No free lunch
Well, there is no free lunch, remember. What is more, the ill-gotten wealth must be protected for evil posterity. MTADO!.

Jubilee is a rogue government defined by the evil trinity of fraud, deception, and lies.

The twin musketeers's forte is enshrined in raw bravado and taunting Kenya's other 40 tribes.

This is a regime renown for procuring everything evil. Even the capital City's a police Commander Japeth Koome won't blink in front of camera shamelessly disparaging unnamed people stocking grenades without naming or doing what he is employed to do, arrest and charge them.
 
Even that blatant and shameless lie to justify use of lethal force didn't fly.

Stupid drama

Add that to the previous incompetent soap opera conducted by none other than principal secretary for Interior, Dr Karanja Kibicho, and the Inspector-General of Police, Boinnet, parading police officers supposedly injured who can afford to salute with slings dropping from their hitherto bandaged arms just after a short 45 minutes flight from Kisumu to Nairobi.

The stupid drama is spiced some more when you have a cop is made a government spokesman and starts accusing unnamed neighbouring countries plotting to use the opposition to overthrow the government.

You see, to make true fake prophesies, governance by lies and disinformation becomes handy ingredients to brew more fraud and chaos.

Welcome to the den of incompetents patronised by a clueless due bent on ruining Kenya ridding on the back of two tribes.</>

Moi's Condition Still A Top Secret But Source Confirms Former President Is...

Update June 10th
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 Former president is much alive and well and very busy, his spokesman Lee Njiru said yesterday (June 9th). Mr Njiru and Moi handlers must know that the only way to dispell such rumours is for the person in question to make a public appearance, even if it is via video feed. Anything less (even a strongly worded statement like Mr Njiru's) hardly clears the air.

=====Earlier story====
Persistent rumours have been doing the rounds about the health of former President Daniel Toroitich arap Moi.

Kumekucha has just learnt from a reliable source that it is indeed true retired President Moi is not well. However family members are keeping his condition a closely guarded secret and it is difficult to ascertain just how sick the man who ruled Kenya with an iron hand for 24 years is.

Moi was last seen in public on Saturday 28th May this year when he presided over the thanksgiving ceremony for Dr Henry Kiptiony Kiplagat, the Kabarak University Deputy Vice Chancellor in charge of Administration and Finance, who graduated on Friday with Doctor of Philosophy (PhD) at the Catholic University of Eastern Africa. Those who attended the function say that he looked uncustomarily frail and was not his usual energetic self.

Moi is 91 years old and that is an age where plenty can go wrong healthwise for anybody. This is despite the fact that the man has always been known to keep an extremely healthy diet and was a teetotaler his whole life. An interesting aside here is that during his presidency the previously busy bar within presincts of State house Nairobi remained firmly shut and only resurrected when President Mwai Kibaki took over residency and the reigns of power in 2002.

Picture below shows President Moi in 1980 at State house Nairobi with recently deceased boxing great Mohamed Ali.

What Kenyans Think About This Luo Kikuyu Thing

The following is a conversation ongoing on Facebook that was triggered by the posting of the photograph and comment above (that photo of an innocent small boy has been widely used for Luo bashing in conversations of a certain community right across social media). The varied responses received which I reporduce below should be an eye opener to thinking Kenyans...


G.M: True

K.C.: weee wacha uchokozi

R.N.: I do feel that this is under the belt M.K., that is a child who has no personal input to your post!! Just my opinion.

M.K.: Mmmmmh noted

O.A.: Some people just thrive on abusing others and in my youth no female of their community ever denied me ati I was not circumcised

M.K.: Thats Because you must have been legendary in matters after hours

K.C.: My buddy M.K. what we need most in our beautiful country right now is tolerance, empathy and the ability to see things from the other guys' point of view. In my personal view JUBILEE is the best, most efficient government we have had since indipendence. Try and get an ID replacement and you will agree with me. HOWEVER it is also true that our much maligned brother on the other side of the divide won the election in 2007 (by a landslide). Turn the tables and imagine what you would have felt. I know you are NOT a tribalist coz I know you well and your close friends too who run across the political divide.

M.K.: SoooooooO??? Make your point sir!

M.K. .....and what landslide is this you are referring to?

M.O.: Train up a child in the way he should go...and when he is old he shall not depart from it...

M.K.: Proverbs 22.-6

K.D.M.: I thought this was an okay post - nothing to do with anyone. Let's not catch feelings unnecessarily.

C.M.: Let's make this brief. .
Denigrating anyone based on their ethnic or religious background is myopic and dangerous.
Veiled tribalism/racism disguised as humour is downright shameful. Having being raised in a cosmopolitan neighbourhood with people of various backgrounds and nationalities has made me privileged. I can't say the same for all. . R.N. thanks for your courage. . With you 100%. . way below the belt. .!!

M.K.: I don't know about you, but if before you comment, bother to reflect and count the number of times you have thrown a stone pre/post circumcision. ....mmmmmh

K.C.: How many US presidents have been circumcized? Very very few indeed. And that's the toughest job in the world. Also latest research has revelealed that circumcision is one of the causes of erectile dysfunction in men from a very young age (it all has to do with sensitivity). Finally it is very easy to profile any tribe in Kenya in a negative way. No tribe is superior I choose to deal with and profile individuals instead. And so if one politician or me for instance gets under your skin why profile the entire community I come from?

K.C.: GOD has interesting ways of humbling us. Take a situation where you have a life-threatening illness and you are referred to the top specialist who happens to belong to a certain tribe you have been profiling and ridiculing (very likely in this case as you all know, these guys are brilliant and end up as top doctors, engineers etc). Would you do a Kimunya (I would rather die than...)????

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IEBC Protests Turn Bloody 6th June 2016

One human life lost because of a political protest that was supossed to be peaceful is bad enough but today at least two people died. Two precious Kenyan lives. My sources on the ground say that the official figures are as usual much lower than the reality.

According to Reuters NAIROBI at least two protesters were shot dead in Kenya today as anti-government protests turned violent, with police opening fire to disperse demonstrators in the country’s third biggest city, Kisumu. One corpse had clear bullet wounds according to Red Cross workers on the ground.

The news of the deaths spread like wildfire and the reaction of the usually emotionall charged good people of Kisumu was very predictable. Police opened fire before using tear gas and water cannons to quell the protests.

If you are surprised you shouldn't be. Because this is Kenyan politics where grandstanding and daring your opponent is normal and you never give an inch lest you be labelled weak. You see the electorate abhor weak politicians. In fact Kenyan voters can forget the worst sin by any politician but NOT that of cowardice. Just ask Kalonzo Musyoka how long and hard he has been working to shrug off that image in vain.

But who suffers in all this? Who takes the brunt of the contest when two African elephants fight? The grass naturally. And today the grass people of Kenya have suffered greatly. Remember that most times people who are killed or badly injured are the innocent. The participants usually come prepared with exit routes and plans all mapped out well in advance. So spare a thought for that poor dad and bread winner whose kids are waiting at home but may not realize that they will never see them again.

The fortunate ones are the dads who will go home empty-handed to a family that will sleep hungry tonight. All because it was impossible for them to do what they do every day to earn money in their miserable hand to mouth existence.

 So who is to blame?

Both sides of the divide are WRONG in this IEBC-must-go issue. 

CORD has not exhausted other avenues of sending the IEBC commissioners home. Indeed there are many other more effective ways of forcing the JUBILEE government to the negotiation table. Clearly Raila Odinga has never heard of Mahatma Gandhi.

JUBILEE are wrong in gleefully asking CORD to use parliament knowing very well that they dominate the house in numbers and any motion by CORD will be dead in the water before it even starts.

This is NOT news and neither is it rocket science.

Now I have a question for all those die-hard supporters of either side about to go ballistic on me. What if the tables were turned and CORD was in power? Would they be comfortable with JUBILEE protests, peaceful or otherwise?

Bottom line ALL politicians in Kenya are exactly the same. Wanainchi get out of your stinking tribal pits and realize that what we do in every election is replace one devil with another. 

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Kenya: Country ruled by hustlers, in militant denial

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Yes, Kenya is a fast-failing country in deep denial.
Granted the national rot did not start with the dynamically incompetent duo presently oiling the wheels to self-destruction.
Since her flag independence in 1963, Kenya has never had a LEADER. The three tribalists rulers before Uhuru and Ruto are defined by bigotry, insecurity and spinelessness respectively.
All the malaise afflicting Kenya are traceable to acute lack of TRUE LEADERSHIP.

Of all the sectors, education has been hit hardest by the toxic effects of the dearth of wholesome leadership.

Sexually and tribally induced degrees
In a country where fraudulent past is laundered and packaged into celebrity hustling culture one can fail to see parents selling their souls to the devil to buy exams for their kids. What is more, the same parents shamelessly offer a metre wide diameter of smile on cameras celebrating such fraud following release of results.
Take it a step further and our hitherto citadels of academic excellence have been turned into intellectual brothels churning out sexually and tribally induced degrees.

If you can't join the dots here is a preview of where cluelessness has permanent home. Just like the NYS scam was authored when its budget was exponentially increased to obscene levels within one year without expanding the capacity to utilise the funds, the universities were thoughtlessly expanded with no commensurate resource to sustain them.

Then enter the real elephant in the national house, parallel degree program. Even Kisii Univerity outdid itself laundering pass degrees for first class after rudimentary one year crash post-graduation program.

What is more, each university must be destructively led by a local and the few not fitting that template always in turmoil as evident at University of Eldoret.

Why my bile at the university, you may ask?

Am mean, I make medicine sick
Well, because of political expediency (read country on fraudulent auto pilot), Kenya is destroying her hitherto potent asses in the name of human capital. Soon the time bomb that are the quacks graduating as doctors (you don't fail module II milk cows) will leave our morgues overflowing.

Am not shouting fire in a crowded theatre but simply refusing to join the national queue of militant deniers.

What a shame to have a country thriveg in cheap celebrity culture worshipping fraud and hustling vice? Add to the rule by an insecure elite whose modus operandi is exclusively defined by hell-for-leather hubris hurtling along a super highway paved in golden self-destructive marbles.

To paraphrase the late Muhammad Ali, THE GREATEST, among regime apologists my punches on the clueless Tom and Jerry duo last week must have amounted to murdering a rock, injuring a stone and hospitalising a brick. I must be so mean I make your medicine sick.

More sweet lies and obtuse propaganda please!

Kenyatta and Odinga Secret Joint Account

Jaramogi Oginga Odinga and Jomo Kenyatta

Kenyan politicians are all the same. Yep the politicians we want to die for have a lot more in common than you think. So how do Kenyan voters decide? Development record? NOPE. Charisma? NOPE. Actually ALL voting decisions are made in the heart (NOT the brain) and it is all about what tribe the candidate is. Where they come from. Kenyans will always vote for Mtu wetu wa nyumbani. 

So why waste all those campaign funds on an electorate whose mind is already made up long before the elections?

Maybe you do not quite agree that all these politicians are the same? Sample the following amazing story from the past touching on the Kenyatta and Odinga family...

Jomo Kenyatta (father of president Uhuru Kenyatta) had a top secret joint account with Jaramogi Oginga Odinga (father of Raila Odinga) with millions in it. The source of the funds remains a mystery to date.

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Secret bank accounts of other politicians and public figures in Kenya plus other info that cannot be published online.
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Before they fell out, then Kanu leaders Jomo Kenyatta and Jaramogi Oginga Odinga ran a joint bank account in London where money from various sources was received. Read more in this Daily Nation article.



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Uhuruto: The dynamic duo of digital incompetence, Kumekucha disagrees

Kumekucha is back, and back with a MASSIVE bang. For the love of the motherland.

That break was costly as Kenya burnt. True, Kumekucha is guilty as charged with treason. But that is story for another day.

First things first.

To the uninitiated you better tighten and choke yourself in your seat belt. Buckle up, sit straight, brace yourself. True to its signature slogan of new dawn, Kumekucha hits hard where is politically hurts most. Here we spare no pretending royalty using his executive powers to rape Kenya as we bend over some more.

Kenya is a country in militant denial albeit served in cheap political polemics.

What is more, Kenya is hurtling to self-destruction at breakneck speed. And in its wake Kenyans are left furious.
Well, if you are not mad and angry then either you are one very cold heartless human creature suffering from an acute bout of political dementia or you have your head so deeply buried in the sand that you are better not live near an ostrich farm.

Hold you bile. Before you start foaming at the mouth inducing self-destructive heart attack just sit back and honestly reflect on the political incompetence oozing from every pore of the present leadership.

Please, there is no need for that cheap justification using comparative misplaced logic. Just accept the naked fact that the rot is so widespread and unprecedented so much so that we are thoughtleslly auctioning ourselves and many future generations.

No moral authority
Forget the brouhaha about Madaraka day celebrated in Nakuru and the perpendicular (parallel my foot!) Cord rally at Uhuru park. You see, the usual suspects are on a mission. The hitherto progressive 2010 katiba has been serially raped and bastardised to shreds.

It is all (cheap) politics, stupid. Both President Uhuru and DP Ruto are simply expanding their toxic brand of ethnic politics moving Madaraka day celebrations to Nakuru. And don't get me started with that devolution nonsense. The dynamically incompetent duo wouldn't know how to spell the word even with the capital and bold letter thrashed in their face.

Kenya is presently smarting from the abominable curse of three shameless tribalists in the name of former presidents whose lack of philosophical depth on matters leadership was masked in cheap populist slogans. Make no mistake, Uhuruto takes the biscuit for shamelessly digitalising incompetence oiled by massive official graft.

But again seriously, both Uhuru and Ruto never promised anything apart from cleverly hipnotising their ethnic base to provide their backs for a ride out of ICC. Corruption which is presently choking every orifice of body Kenya is domiciled at the heart of the government.

Raping the willing
Those Kenyans old enough must know how the government works. Civil servants saw the very top leadership marshal and misuse Kenya's national resources to fight their personal wars at The Hague. And with no no moral authority to lift a finger the graft flood gates were flung open and Kenya must bleed to the last drop of blood.
Just look around you, what do you see? Very mad Kenyans except they are angry for all the wrong petty and partisan reasons. Kiraitu was so spot on with his "raping the willing" analogue.

And you know what, we haven't seen anything yet. No need to be evangelical about it.

Kenya iko na wenyewe.
Na bado!!

Kumekucha Chris Response

Is this man fit to be president? Seriously??

My dear fellow pensioner,


Reading your piece above one would be forgiven for thinking that there are chaos in Kenya.

The truth is that if there is any chaos going forward it will have been caused by CORD. Take this CORD fiasco at Uhuru Park yesterday. Why else would you want to hold a parallel Madaraka day celebration to snub the democratically elected president of the republic other than to divide Kenyans? One would have to be blind not to see that all Raila wants is to be president. He does not care at what cost. He does not care if innocent Kenyans die in the process. Can this kind of leader be taken seriously.

Raila's own father begged Moi to allow him to sit on the coveted seat even if it is just for a few minutes. Now the son is hell bent on fulfilling that selfish ambition.

It is just mind boggling how some Kenyans can be so blind. Look at the CORD principals carefully and tell me what kind of people these are who some Kenyans are following. Raila was involved in a coup attempt against Moi in 1982 (showing that the desperation for the presidency of this man started a long time ago). Kalonzo Musyoka should NOT even be in politics. He has not built even a single pit latrine in the Mwingi constituency where he has been MP for decades until he abodoned the seat for his pipe dream of being president. How does such a man even dream of being president of Kenya? Most of the things I would want to say about Wetangula are unprintable, even here. But Kenyans need to know that his behaviour over the years cry out for linguists to define the terms "womaniser" and "coniving corrupt".

Fellow Kenyans are these really the kind of people any sane person would want to give power to?