Why Baringo Politicians Were Assassinated

Mystery still surrounds the motive behind the killing of Baringo County MCA Frederick Cheretei and Tiaty parliamentary aspirant Simon Pepee. Too many questions and no answers. And the questions are mounting. Kumekucha investigates and comes up with some amazing new facts that are shocking to say the least.

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Several Cheating Wives "Trapped" In The Act By New Ukambani "Mganga" In Kisii Town

A woman witchdoctor from Ukambani has invaded Kisii and is causing chaos.

We all know that Kenyans have taken to extra-marital affairs like there is no tomorrow. And in these days of equal rights wives are not being left out of the game.

the result is total chaos. In a short span of a few weeks, the usually busy but controversial-free Kisii town has been disturbed with screams usually coming our of lodgings where couples literally "get stuck" during intercourse after being caught in black magic spells by suspecting husbands who consult the Kamba woman.

Apparently the whole ordeal is so painful that the same of being caught becomes secondary.

And if you are the unbelieving type the whole action has been caught on Prime time TV news and you can take a look at the video of the latest incident above.

What I find interesting is that witchcraft is a criminal offence which the lass in question is apparently not aware of.

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So you are sure you know who the JUBILEE presidential candidate will be? Read this and re-think or maintain your position

Events in the background have been unfolding rather rapidly in recent weeks as we head to certain deadlines that are required by the IEBC for the 2017 polls which have already been dubbed the most difficult Kenya has ever faced in its' history.

And one cannot help but agree with that asessment. Kenyans go to the polls in August as a deeply divided nation after the very unfortunate events of 2007 set in motion a chain of events that have tested the republic to its' very limits. Some believe that something has to give sooner or later.

Over the years I have been fortunate to build up sources of information that have helped me keep my readers ahead in terms of what is going to happen next. Experience on the other hand has helped me create certain rules that have served me very well in the eyes of my readers and in my enviable record of accuracy in the very tricky territory of breaking stories before anybody else even has a whiff of what is happening.

And that is the chief reason why I have held back for a long time what I have published just a few minutes ago in Club595. I have even deliberately tried to play it down because it is without doubt the biggest story I have ever handled.

But alas, what do you do when you get information and then you start clearly seeing the signs all around you and also start to get other information that seems to confirm what you have been told but decided to sit on because it was too hot to handle? Do you keep on ignoring it because it is too far fetched? Do you get scared because the story is way too big for you or any writer for that matter?

All those emotions and thoughts have passed through my mind over the last few hours as I agonized before I made the final decision to release the story a few minutes ago. In releasing it I have empowered my readers to read, watch the video attached and make their own judgment and conclusions as we wait to see how things play out.

I can only urge you to give yourself the opportunity of being amongst those who read, watch and decide for yourself this latest bombshell, even as you enjoy the tons of other highly sensitive information (a lot of which is now unfolding and turning out to be true after all).

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Presidential Candidate Unmasked (SHOCKER), Esther Passaris Unmasked, Both Like Never Before

It should greatly DISGUST Kenyan voters how our politicians and those who seek to stand for public office in our banana republic treat US, the voting public. Incase you did not know, let me spell it out. They treat us as idiots who did not go to school and can easily be swayed based on tribal emotions and cheap propaganda. In short, they see voters (YOU and I) as idiots and having no brains kabisa.

And that is why they will make you believe that their private lives should remain private, even when they are elected into office. Unfortunately some of us voters have been tricked into believing that lie.

Why the heck would you want to put your very life in the hands of a person you hardly know and don't want to know? As we have seen in recent times, our leader is responsible for our very safety and the safety of our loved ones. Let me just give you all a very simple example. From the information I had then and have now, thousands of those poor innocent Kenyans who lost their lives in the senseless killings of the 2008 post election violence would still be alive and with us today if somebody somewhere whom we elected with all our hearts (me included) had shown just a little leadership. Just a little.

Anyway let me not get carried away venting. Bottomline, if you want your life to remain private, then just remain private and stay away from public office and keep your sordid secrets there. BUT if you want to lead us...

Kalonzo Musyoka wants to be your president and Nairobians, Esther Passaris is keen to be your governor.

Indeed Kalonzo Musyoka is just the kind of person who becomes president of Kenya even as people are making fun of him. Our history is such that the Dedan Kimathis, JM Kariukis, Tom Mboyas, Kenneth Matibas, Raila Odingas and Gitobu Imanyaras never end up as our presidents. It is always those guys who play it safe like Jomo, Moi, Kibaki and Uhuru who end up as President. NEVER EVER the real champions or the guys who really do the fighting and hard work to make our lives better.

Very sad but very true.

For that reason chances are high that history could very well repeat itself and through some strange shift of fate and bid to have a compromise candidate (all Kenyan presidents so far have been compromise candidates) Kalonzo could end up on the ballot as a top contender to be your next president. So you need to take the guy seriously and you also need to know a few things he never wants you to know about him.

Personally I like Esther Passaris. I really do and yet I have no idea why. Maybe it is because I am a normal man. But as a writer I have to present you with the facts. And let me assure you. Shocking is a very weak inappropriate word to use to describe the facts about Esther.

Club595 members will this morning receive 2 red hot special reports that unmask these two characters like never before.

How did a struggling poor lawyer like Kalonzo Musyoka suddenly come into wealth? Why did he kneel down before an illiterate, uncouth but powerful politician called Mulu Mutisya? Why did a P.S. who did not believe in GOD point hands at Kalonzo Musyoka when while seated at his office which is in the building called Office of the President, he was attacked and almost killed by forces he could not see (incident recorded in the daily press)? Why were several bulls slaughtered in honor of Kalonzo before his most bizarre entry into parliamentary politics? In fact bizarre is not the word because it started with a very strange still unexplained today incident at some AP camp. What statement was he given by a witchdoctor that he repeated in public most recently?... several times.

You really do not want to see the list of the powerful, rich and famous who have dated Esther Passaris. Trust me, you really don't. Still it is published in my special report (for your eyes only, if you are a club595 member).

See you on the other side where my hands do not shake when I release some of this highly sensitive info, as they are shaking violently even now.

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Why Trouble Will Come Long Before The Elections

 I shall keep this brief.

Experience has taught me NOT to rush to publish when I receive information. Especially when that information is way too alarming or sensational.

For weeks now I have sat on a certain piece of information. Even when I got similar information from a second source that suggested that as unlikely as it looked, it was true.

It took a harrowing weekend with a desperate informant scared for his life (who ended up suddenly vanishing into thin air) for me to put it all together. Then I remembered my most recent headline stories here have sounded just as far fetched before the info was confirmed in the mainstream media.

Now I can write my article and indeed am doing so as you read this.

Everybody is worried about trouble breaking out during the actual election. So worried that they are ignoring current developments and what they mean. And who can blame you? We have become so numb with shocking news that nothing shocks us anymore.

Why trouble before the elections? What are the key events that we have ignored that are leading us where nobody wants to go? What precisely will be the trouble? What can an individual do to limit their personal risk and that of their loved ones in it all?

The answers are in my special report published for Club595 members. It is easy to join and you will have access not only to this info but to all Kumekucha books, latest videos and articles. See you at the club.

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“This thing” they created grew and became an enormous un-tamable beast that has caused untold distress, suffering and death to Kenyans.  

Kumekucha’s account dissects this subject ruthlessly without fear or favour and what emerges is a shocking tale. From the very unlikely presidency of Jomo Kenyatta who as a young boy had been told he would be a great leader but late in life still saw no signs of the prophecy ever coming true. To the even more unlikely Moi presidency of a man who had been a ‘toy’ in the hands of the ruthless blood thirsty dreaded Kiambu mafia. To the Makerere university don who loathed a political mud fight with all his heart. 

You will read a lot of shocking things in this book and that probably explains why it has been such a hot seller over the years, since it was published in 2010. 

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Listen to Kumekucha's Voice On A Radio Talk Show Where He Correctly Predicts Something That Happened Later

Listen to Kumekucha's Voice For The First Time: On A Radio Talk Show Where He Correctly Predicts Something That Happened Later

I have always operated as the anonymous blogger known as Chris Kumekucha deliberately avoiding the limelight that others seek. It has saved my life more than once. Very few people know my true identity.

But last night a long-time reader who knows what I look like sent me an old radio interview I participated in (2013, Kenya diaspora radio) when I correctly predicted the Supreme court judgment on the presidential elections. And this reader dared me to post it here "so that people hear your voice." I have humoured her.

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Prophecies on Kenya Poll Violence 2017 PLUS Breaking News Alert

For your information ONLY. BREAKING NEWS ALERT: At precisely 1:30PM Kenyan time, Thursday 9th February Kumekucha will break what he claims to be his biggest story this year so far. It will be send directly to Club595 members. Because of the highly sensitive nature of the contents that story will NOT appear anywhere else. NOT EVEN on this Kumekucha blog. This is to inform club members so that they look out for it. The reason the story is being broken at 1:30PM will become clear once you read through the first few paragraphs. Not a Club595 member yet?

Prophecies on Kenya Poll Violence 2017:  Some predictions alarming, others surprising and what the one who has always gotten it right is saying

Prophecy is a very tricky thing indeed.

It is true that Kenyans are generally deeply religious but the truth is that apart from the majority others belong to many different religions. And some religions do not believe in prophecies of any kind.

You can therefore understand my hesitancy for a long time in publishing this special report. Kenyans are already so deeply divided that it seemed to me throwing in religion as another front for disagreements would just make things worse.

Then there is the fact that prophecy has to be taken with a lot of maturity because there is only one test for a true prophet; that what they predict comes to pass.

Have you heard of the Bible Code? This is where computer software used on the scriptures and words read in different angles produce amazing prophecies. It is claimed that the Bible Code predicted President Barack Obama’s unlikely win of the presidency and his re-election too. But another prediction about his assassination while still in office never came to pass because he has recently completed his last term in office.

This is the open approach I would like our readers to take when reading this special report about the predictions on Kenya in 2017 and especially on polls violence. We will look at the most sensational and then finish off with my analysis of all the prophecies. I will also cover one particular man of God who has never gotten the presidential polls outcome wrong since 2002.

This chapter will hit Club595 members’ inbox shortly. Not a member yet? Read what to do HERE so that you too get this free special report like the others.

My personal belief is that one cannot ignore prophecies. After all you lose nothing by listening or analyzing them. Also very important is do not believe somebody 100% just because one of their prophecies came true. That is the trick con men use to lure the unsuspecting into their schemes.

KDF Shows Journalists Drone Images To Prove That al Shabaab Claims Are False

The most important rule for a journalist is to protect their sources of information. A few years ago during the Kibaki regime some sensitive information I published in Kumekucha led back to my source even though I had not mentioned them. I never heard from them again to this day. I still have nightmares about what may have happened to them.
 
Major Denis Girenge, the commanding officer at Kulbiyow speaks to the Nation at Defence Forces Memorial Hospital in Nairobi on February 4.
(photo courtesy of Nation) 

Since then I usually go out of my way to carefully disguise sources of my usually highly sensitive information here.

However there are times when for the sake of national security a journalist has a patriotic duty to the motherland to reveal their sources to authorities. In my view the sources that the Standard newspaper used to pen their sensational story last weekend that claimed 68 KDF soldiers were killed in the Kolbiyow attack should be revealed to authorities. You can read that Standard story HERE. Why do I say that? Because those sources were obviously sympathetic to al Shabaab and their propaganda objectives. Clearly so!!
Over the weekend the Kenyan Military did something they have never done before. They called in journalists from the Daily Nation and allowed them access to the survivors of Kolbiyow including the commanding officer whom the terror group had claimed was killed in the attack.

And they did not stop there. They showed highly classified drone footage to the journalists to prove what was being said. Read the Nation story HERE.

Clearly somebody at KDF had to have been well and truly fed up with al Shabaab lies to have done something so unprecedented in the history of our country.

Our enemy is a master of deception and propaganda. In my latest special report sent free to most of you who are already club members, I emphasize the reasons why the terror organization is so desperate. And don't make the mistake of popping the champagne on that, these lunatics are most dangerous when they are desperate.

To them their image is everything and telling lies to achieve a favourable image or switching photos of dead bodies from one attack to another is the norm. In fact a few days ago I received a very strange comment (that I highly suspect was from some al Shabaab sympathizer) on the Kumekucha blog (see screen shot below);
 
Incidentally in the Daily Nation report the Kolbiyow commanding officer tells us all why the photos being referred to in the comment above were fake and taken from elsewhere.

I am happy with this latest development and NOT because of anything to do with me (please believe me). I am happy because Kenyans who may not know me too well or my long history in political blogging will start to believe some of the more sensational and hard-to-believe facts I have been talking about here in recent days... more so because this thing is about to explode in our collective faces as a country in a very bad way. 

The details are in my special report on why al Shabaab stole the BVR kits at the Mandera AP post but the long and short of it is that we need to urgently change tact and stop calling for the withdrawal of our troops from Somalia, which is actually sympathizing with the enemy. The biasharas being done in Somalia under cover of the occupation is very bad BUT it is a side show that cleverly diverts attention from a much bigger issue that affects you and I. More so in the days and weeks to come.

I find it interesting (but I am not surprised) that the "cash cow" issue of Kenyans doing business in Somalia as our soldiers die was re-introduced into our national narrative and debate recently on LIVE TV by a Kenyan Somali MP. See the video for yourself below;

Hint: the Somali agenda is ONE and they are all reading from the same script, both al Shabaab and Kenyan Somalis (if there is such a thing as a Kenyan Somali and Somalian Somali). Show me a single one of them saying that our troops should remain in Somalia.

Please make sure you read my special report to understand what I am saying here. It also contains a harrowing video clip taken deep in Somalia in a terrorist hide out that proves my point. Unfortunately this information is way too sensitive to publish online and so you will bear with me and read it in your email inbox.

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Kumekucha's Raw Notes: Sensitive Secrets From My Raw Notes

To mark 12 great years of amazing political blogging on Kenya I am releasing some very, very sensitive secrets from my raw notes. Before releasing the secret I will ask a question. Can you take up the challenge of trying to answer it before you access the real answer? Why not have fun doing exactly that? Visit our Facebook page to find the latest question and then access the very sensitive secret by sending a blank email to the address given. You will receive an automated reply instantly (if it delays 30 seconds or so). ALL FREE, no catch. Have fun and celebrate with Kumekucha.

HAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY KUMEKUCHA. MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE.

FAQs (Frequently asked questions) 
 you are welcome to add your own in the comments area below. I will answer them all here.

Q1. Why do I have to send an email to get the information? Why not just publish it online?

Answer: A lot of this information has never been published online. the raw notes have always been accessible only via email. And with good reason. Most of the information on it is way too sensitive. Hence email is the only safe way to pass it onto you. A small inconvenience that we are sorry for BUT the information you get instantly should more than make up for that.

Q2. How true are are these stories?

Answer: The Kumekucha brand and the raw notes in particular have built quite a reputation for themselves over the years. Currently hundreds of Kenyans do a search on the raw notes every month. This has not happen by us giving false information or rumours. Usually we try our best to verify sensitive information via one other indipendent source and that has really helped.

Q3. How much do I need to pay to subscribe to your raw notes?

Answer: Currently a year's subscription costs only Kshs 1,200. However you can take advantage of our Dark Kenya secrets celebration here where if you send an email to get an answer to any one of the controversial questions you will get the prize of one year's subscription to the raw notes for FREE. Take full advantage of it while it lasts.

Q4. I have heard so much about you, Kumekucha. Thank you for the wonderful selfless job you have done for Kenya for over a decade now. How can I get more information about who you really are?

I have always kept my identity secret and blogged annonymously as Chris Kumekucha, although that has not stopped me being threatened over the years via email and even telephone calls I prefer for my own personal security to keep it that way. We are still a very young democracy.

Q5. Why do some questions dissapear so quickly?

Answer: Again the issue here is the sensitivity of the material we are dealing with here. That is also the reason why the questions are posted on our Facebook page and NOT on a web page like this one.

Why Did al Shabaab Steal 3 BVR Kits? Shocking Answer. Not what you could even begin to imagine

Why are the terrorists subjecting one community to so much cruelty when they capture POWs?

The presence of Kenyan soldiers in Somalia has always been shrouded in mystery and when attacks happen there are always more questions than answers. 

My personal view is that whether we want to admit it or not, we as a country are at war and the rules when you are at war change dramatically. This happens all over the world and has happened since the beginning of time.

But what has really shocked Kenyans was the recent news that the Somali-based terror group stole 3 BVR kits belonging to the IEBC during the attack on the Mandera AP camp at a place called Arabia. Now why on earth would they want to do that? What do they want to do with the BVR kits?

In an earlier report I published in one of the Kumekucha newsletters distributed free to Kumekucha club595 members I made a statement that did NOT go down well with some of my readers. I said that the terror group is first and foremost political and that they have now entered the 2017 polls as a major player. Fortunately I have a thick skin for criticism and am never shaken by the often loud and uninformed views of others because my long and rapidly growing list of readers do not read what I have to say because it pleases them. They read it to get as close as possible to the truth and so I must always remain very focused. As I have been for the last 12 years running Kumekucha.

Why should I be bothered when those readers who have been with me for over 10 years know only too well that they often read next months’ screaming newspaper headlines in a Kumekucha newsletter (such as Kumekucha’s Raw notes) today?

That statement on al Shabaab politics was of course said long before the Mandera AP camp attack and theft of the BVR kits.

Kenyans are very sensitive these days whenever reading anything political online and usually they want to determine what side of the political divide the person writing the article belongs to. I’ll save you time on that. I am neither NASA nor JUBILEE I am for KENYA. Period. 

If you want to know more, I hate the political class and the way they always trick Kenyans. And the political class means all the politicians across the political divide. They are all the same. And the time has come for all of us to unite and face our common enemy together as one nation before it is too late.

Anyway, apart from using our politics to play us against each other, the Somali enemy has a very clear agenda of what they want to achieve during this elections period. The theft of the BVR kits should be clear and conclusive evidence of that.

But even if you are not convinced I have a lot more irrefutable evidence, including video evidence to prove what I am saying and to also show you very clearly what the whole objective of stealing the BVR kits is leading to. And most of all why every Kenyan of goodwill should be more than a little concerned, irrespective of what side of the political divide they belong.

The information is extremely sensitive. Trust me I am NOT exaggerating. And for this reason I cannot share it openly on a web page like this one. But you can have it in your email inbox in seconds. And please do NOT under any circumstances forward it to anybody after reading it. I implore you.

As promised there is a lot of information in the email including evidence obtained from a video which experts believe was taken at a secret location of an al Shabaab camp deep in Somalia, that proves everything that I am saying.

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Why Al Shabaab Mandera Arabia Raid Is Worrying

The latest Mandera attack comes barely two weeks after Al-Shabaab militia attacked Jabane Hotel and Equity Bank building in Mandera town with explosives on the night of January 23.

Details are still coming in about a devastating al Shabaab attack on Kenyan soil a few hours ago where an AP camp in Mandera, at a place called Arabia, was raided and guns and ammunition, as well as vehicles stolen. A Safaricom mast Tower in the area was also completely destroyed breaking off all communications via cell phone.

Curiously, also stolen were four voter registration kits belonging to the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission.

It is still not clear whether anybody within the camp survived in the attack that took place at 1:30am this morning. The camp was a fairly large AP camp and I am still trying to establish the exact numbers.

This is not just another attack in Mandera. A lot of information here is a little sensitive to share on a web page but you can read the full details via email simply by subscribing to the Kumekucha intelligence group (simply send an email to; 
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Keen readers will quickly note that this, coupled with the other information Kumekucha readers have received in recent days, is very worrying news. More so coming at a time when Kenyans are preparing to go to the polls.

It would seem that the new mode for the terror group is to attack in large numbers. The government says that the Mandera AP camp attackers were around 100 in number which would seem to be on the high side for a camp of this size.

It has also been reported that the camp received a tip off and as a result virtually all the officers in the camp managed to escape and take cover, thus minimizing on casualties.

The attack came barely two weeks after suspected Al-Shabaab militia attacked Jabane Hotel and Equity Bank building in Mandera town, the night of January 23.

It was suspected that they were targeting eight non locals residing at the hotel.

See video footage below on the government report on the incident;

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Is The Wild Man Of America A Reincarnation Of The Wild Man Of Africa?

Striking similarities or Reincarnation?
* Mass deportations
* Strange statements
* Mass firings
* Subject of psychiatrist claims
* Idea of their presidency drew laughter and ridicule.
The Daily Show agrees 1000% check out this hilarious clip...

 

Kolbiyow KDF Horror: The Inside Story Most Kenyans Will Never Know

War has always been an ugly thing, modern warfare more so because many times there are hardly any remains left to be buried. But the ugliest thing of all about war is that it is usually almost impossible to get to the truth of what really happened. 

The winning side will never resist the temptation to exaggerate their victory many times over. And the losing side will never concede defeat and will always paint a much better picture of what really happened. Videos and pictures will be carefully edited to leave out their casualties while highlighting those of the enemy. 

So for starters, anybody seeking the facts cannot trust anything said by either side. Guys that is the reality of war, anywhere on the planet since the beginning of time. And with good reason whatever anybody wants to say.

The recent attack on the KDF Kolbiyow base (just 18 short kilometres from the Kenyan border) is no exception.

In this article we shall stick to the facts and make our analysis based on ONLY the facts and without taking sides.

To start with perspective is extremely imperative for anybody to have a chance of making an accurate analysis of what really went down. And to get the right perspective here we must start with the numbers. 

The attackers numbered about 550. The Kenyan base had just 123. And not all 123 were battle-hardened soldiers. In that number were support staff like engineers, technical support etc.

Clearly this must be the reason why al Shabaab chose this particular target in the first place. On the surface of things it looked like a pretty easy one, especially with 550 heavily armed personnel complete with suicide bombers. It is also important to note that recent attacks on Amisom soldiers in Somalia have not gone too well for al Shabaab and the terror group has suffered massive losses that even their clever publicity and social media propaganda has not been able to mask. Hardly surprising when you consider the fact that you are attacking professional soldiers and no matter how incompetent you think soldiers are (from Burundi for instance) they will always be better prepared for the next time.

Allow me to give you a little nugget from the previous El-Adde attack on a KDF base. The general story in the minds of most Kenyans is that al Shabaab just walked in and massacred defenseless KDF soldiers. What has never been revealed is that as an extra precaution the Kenyans had a hidden sniper position off camp that the terror group was not aware of. Unfortunately it was not enough to save the day but it took out numerous al Shaabab militants and cancelled what would have been an easy victory. But back to the present.

When you look at the Kolbiyow numbers the whole story immediately changes. Because we know for a fact that the terrorists did not take over the camp in spite of greatly outnumbering the defenders of the base. Journalists covering this attack focused on the number of casualties on the Kenyan side and trusted BBC even stated that KDF lost at least 50 soldiers. That number, they admitted, was quoted from what al Shabaab said.

Experts tell Kumekucha that even if this number is correct (all of them doubt it and speculate that less than 40 would be more accurate) then writing any story about a KDF defeat would be grossly inaccurate given the numbers of the attackers and the fact that they were repelled in the end. To stick to the facts without favour it is also true that the besieged Kolbiyow camp received outside help in reinforcements within good time and that is how the fighting extended for over a day.

However the real horror of Kolbiyow was how a big section of the terrorist militia were cornered and massacred by KDF forces mainly using heavy artillery. With help from the oldest trick in the book, the Kenyan soldiers made a tactical retreat which the militants misjudged and rushed in straight into a trap. Over 180 terrorists were ultimately killed in the fighting.

Currently there are stories circulating on the web about a major victory for KDF. In my view the true story is one of valor, bravery and tactical genius that saved lives and turned around a situation from what would have been a total disaster into a victory. Costly, but still a clear victory.

And that brings me to the other key story and what I am certain will be going through the mind of most Kenyans reading this post. And admittedly it is the main story here; What are Kenyan soldiers doing in Somalia? Why not withdraw them immediately to save Kenyan lives?

With the information I have, I often laugh at that naive conclusion and so-called solution to what is a complex issue. Let me confess to being familiar with this war for a very long time. Indeed unknown to most Kenyans it started in the 1960s albeit with the enemy having a different name then, but definitely the same enemy with the same intentions.

But that is a very sensitive story that the authorities have carefully kept under lock and key for reasons best known to them. However you can read it in great detail by subscribing to the Kumekucha intelligence group (simply send an email to; 
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For now what I must tell you (and this is another indisputable fact) is that believing that withdrawing from Somalia will save Kenyan lives is like the poor women students of Garissa univeristy (now deceased) who believed the al Shabaab militants when they were told that the group does not believe in harming women and they should therefore come out of hiding. They came out of hiding and you know what happened. 

If the next Kenyan government withdraws from Somalia I assure you (ask any expert) that we will be jumping from the frying pan into the fire proper.

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