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Friday, November 11, 2016

What Will Happen To Undocumented Kenyans In The US?

...As Hate crimes against Muslims in the US surge
Trump will break Obama record on deportation
It is no secret that curbing immigration into the US was the single big issue that got Donald Trump elected president. It matters little now that it is immigrants who have made the country a super power over the last handful of 100 years. Indeed the truth is that the only indigenous natives in that country are the red Indians made famous in the old cowboy versus red Indians movies and comic books.

It is instructive that about a decade ago the population of Kenyan "students" in the US hurtled past that of the Nigerians to claim the number one spot. Bottomline there are a lot of Kenyans in the country and a vast majority of them are undocumented. Hawana makaratasi (they don't have the papers to make their stay there legal).

Few people know about one Obama record and many will be shocked to learn about it. Actually the outgoing president deported some 2.5 million people between 2009 and 2015, more than any other US president in history. This caused some Hispanics and rights organizations to start calling him "Deporter in Chief".

Now Kumekucha informants are sure that Trump will deport many more and maybe double or even triple that Obama record. Other analysts are saying that the new president will be under considerable pressure to fulfill this particular campaign promise from the large chunk of white working class voters who propelled him to his stunning victory.

Who will wash the dishes? Who will harvest the crops and clean the toilets. Definitely not some blonde, not even the dumbest ones. So the big mystery is what will happen next as Trumps' big economic prosperity plans take off.

My heart goes out to all those Kenyans cowering in some corner and shivering with fear. Finding a good sympathetic lawyer and reserach on various legal technicalities that will help keep you in the country is probably the best and only course of action at your disposal.

Ultimately it seems that Kenyans at home need to brace themselves early for a mass exodus of their brothers and sisters returning home from the land of apple pie.

In other news hate crimes against Muslims living in the United States have surged. Read more.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Budget Masai Mara Safari From Nairobi, Kenya

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HOTLINE for this safari;  +254 789 208947
The most convenient place to start your budget Masai Mara Safari from is in Nairobi, the capital city of Kenya. Actually you can arrange to go straight from the airport to your safari.

It is said that many tourists who arrive in Kenya at the main JKIA (Jomo Kenyatta International Airport) expect to find elephants and lions at the airport when they land. Actually the Nairobi National Park is not too far from the airport. However the best view of real big game is the Masai Mara.

Below are various packages that will no doubt be of great interest.

4 Days Masai Mara Safari
The safari is 4 days and 2nights in Masai Mara & 1night in Lake Nakuru. It is a group camping safari with accommodation for 2 nights in a budget tented camp in Maasai Mara and 1 night accommodation in a budget 2 star hotel in Lake Nakuru town. All meals are included while on safari.

Day 1: Nairobi to Maasai Mara
Pick up from your hotel or airport.  After safari briefing at our offices, depart at 08:15hrs for Masai Mara and drive north ascending the Great Rift Valley for a breathtaking views and photography.
The Rift Valley was formed millions of years ago. Stretching some 5,000 miles from Jordan to Mozambique, it’s the largest Rift on Earth. Descend the escarpment and drive to Narok-town where you will stop for early hot-lunch. Proceed to Masai Mara after lunch arriving in good time to your camp. After checking-into your camp, freshen-up then go for an introductory game viewing drive. Masai Mara is famous for its black manned lions and yearly migration of wildebeests and the big-five.
Dinner and overnight stay at Miti Mingi Eco camp
Day 2: Full Day in Maasai Mara
After breakfast, go for a full day of game viewing-drive across the rich savannah grassland and rolling hills. The famous Mara is renowned for its great herds of plain game, black-manned lions, leopard and cheetah but also contains numerous elephants and virtually every type of wildlife to be found here in the Mara. Picnic lunches will be served at the Hippo pools and dinner and overnight at either.Dinner and overnight stay at Miti Mingi Eco camp

Day 3: Maasai Mara/Lake Nakuru

You will have a pre-morning game drive and then depart after breakfast for Lake Nakuru with game drive enroute to Lake Nakuru with Picnic lunch enroute. You are going to arrive Nakuru in the early evening to check in the hotel and have dinner and overnight at the golden palace hotel.

Day 4: Lake Nakuru to Nairobi

After breakfast proceed for a game drive to Lake Nakuru which is world renowned for its masses of flamingos and is often referred to as the "Pink Lake". Beside birds, it is possible to see small game like Water Buck, impala, rhino and buffalo in the gardens surrounding. After lunch depart to Nairobi arriving around 4/5pm in the evening.
PRICE $520 PER PERSON


Included

  • Park fees (for non-residents)
  • All activities (unless labeled as optional)
  • All accommodation (unless listed as upgrade)
  • A professional driver/guide
  • All transportation (unless labeled as optional)
  • All Taxes/VAT
  • Roundtrip airport transfer
  • Meals (as specified in the day-by-day section)
  • Drinking water (on all days)

Excluded

  • International flights (from/to home)
  • Additional accommodation before and at the end of the tour
  • Tips
  • Personal items (souvenirs, travel insurance, visa fees, etc.)
  • Government imposed increase of taxes and/or park fees
  •  
HOTLINE Call Nancy Now;  +254 789 208947 

More information on Masai Mara and Kenya from the Kenya Tourism Board

Or visit our Best Budget Masai Mara Safari website. 

See also;

Why go to Masai Mara

Masai Mara Visitors' comments

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

Why The Trump, Clinton Polls Were So Wrong

How to get on Google Search From Kenya

Kenyans will remember a pornographic magazine called Seen that littered our streets for many years and made the publisher, whom I know, a fortune. It had a huge circulation but most of the folks who purchased the magazine were "invisible."

One ploy used to purchase the sordid rag was to ask a street vendor for a copy of the Daily Nation and then instruct him "weka hio yengine ndani" (put the other publication inside). All newspaper vendors would understand immediately  and slip the magazine inside the pages of the Daily Nation and the respectable, usually aging gentleman would walk away innocently. What everybody saw was a nice old man carrying the days' newspaper under his arm.

My immediate guess as to why the US presidential elections pollsters were so, so, so, wrong was that the vast majority of US voters were of the same mindset  as readers of SEEN magazine. And so I went straight to Google to ask the American experts if I was right.

The answer popped up immediately;

The Los Angeles Times/University of Southern California tracking poll consistently pegged Trump as the leader throughout the final months of the campaign — and to much derision from political pundits.

Arie Kapteyn, director of the University of Southern California’s (USC) Dornsife Center for Economic and Social Research, which jointly runs the poll, said some voters were apparently sheepish about admitting to a human pollster that they were backing Trump. But the L.A. Times/USC poll was based on an internet survey of a recruited group of voters.

Read the full how pollsters got Trump, Clinton election wrong article.

Well, if you did not know why porn sells so much better on the Internet than anywhere else, now you know... for sure.

The idea of Trump being president of the United States of America was a joke. Apparently so funny that the man was derided all the way into power and is now set to be the most powerful man on the planet. Yep, stop laughing because hundreds of millions of lives including yours and mine will be affected every time he coughs. Some joke I tell you.

The truth is that Trump has never looked presidential. Even now I am having great difficulties imagining the guy being called Mr President. Or the so-called-joker walking out of Airforce One to the salute of Marines. Don't even talk about a sit down with the joint chiefs.

Hardly surprising then that most of the folks who voted for him were too ashamed to admit the terribly shameful thing that they were about to do. However they had absolutely no problem doing it in secret at the ballot box. So whose laughing now after months of great fun on social media and elsewhere at Trumps' expense? I bet you some Kenyan somewhere is asking for a recount or the American IEBC to be disbanded immediately. Gosh!!!

They have always said in showbiz that no publicity is bad publicity. I never imagined in all my years of analyzing politics that this would also be true in politics. And I can tell you for free now that there are many parts of Kenya where our fellow countrymen had absolutely no idea who Donald Trump's challenger for the presidency was. Donald Trump anasimama na yule mwanamke sijui bibi ya nani (Donald Trump is running against that woman, somebody's wife, I have no idea what her name is.) I kid you not folks.

Wow!! and wow again!! 

It is no longer a joke that is why you must read;
What A Donald Trump Presidency Means For Kenyans

What A Donald Trump Presidency Means For Kenyans

How to get on Google Search From Kenya

A Donald Trump win in the just concluded US elections is not good news for most Kenyans.

A vast majority here view the man as an opinionated racist. Based on his campaign and utterenaces there is little to discount this widely held view which has been repeatedly expressed on social media locally.

It is instructive that Trump won mainly because he promised stricter control on immigration into the US and more jobs and prosperity for Americans. The jobs will mainly come from massive investment in infrastructural projects in that country. The most memorable of these is the wall he threateningly promised to build across the porous Mexican border details of which are still rather sketchy.

The bottomline is that any Kenyan planning to immigrate to the US who is a Muslim will have a pretty hard time if the president elect makes good his repeated campaign promise. Even non-Muslim Kenyans will encounter problems because Trump promised to keep immigrants from any country that has had a history of terror activity or incubation of the same at bay.

It will however be interesting to see how the infrasructural projects will pun out because there are certain hard labour activities that are the preserve of immigrants. The kind of jobs that Americans don't really like.

Relations with the Kenyan government should not see any major changes because the president-elect is as American as they come and the policy in Washington has always been to keep important strategic partners happy. Kenya as a country can hardly be ignored or put in the back burner when it comes to Uncle Sam's dealings in the region. Indeed it is virtually impossible to get anything done in the region without the partcipation of our country. Little wonder that President Uhuru issued a statement moments after Trumps' victory.



Mercifully the powers of the US presidency are limited and it is unlikely that many of the more controversial Trump campaign pledges that may affect Kenyans at home and abroad will ever see the light of day. If they do not go belly up in Congress, the courts will be kept busy interpreting the liberal American constitution to them.

It should also be said that even Trump's ability to captain some of the overly ambitious economic dreams he sold to the electorate is in doubt. The man has had a long history of failed and bankrupt businesses before he finally rose to fame mainly riding on a success whose foundation was his father's real estate business. 


My prediction is that there will be an initial surge in the American economy which will be difficult to sustain as the new president settles into the realities of the job and by the time his four year term ends the tide will have turned significantly enough for the yankees to be itching for a Hilary Clinton presidency.




What President Uhuru had to say about the Trump victory

Kenyans react to Donald Trumps' win
 

Friday, November 04, 2016

Why Jubilee Will Lose The Elections In 2017 And What They Can Do To Reverse Things

See another trending article in this blog; How to get on Google Search From Kenya

                        Things that are impossible to shake off, Mr President?

They say a week in politics can be a very long time and that is absolutely true. Ukweli mtupu.

Two days before the massive Ministry of health Kshs 5.3 billion scandal broke somebody asked me for a prediction on who will win next year's presidential general elections.

"If things remain the way they are," I said, "President Uhuru will be re-elected nyweeeeeeee (rough translation; without breaking into a sweat."

The person who was asking is an old friend and is a firm supporter of ODM and CORD. But he is a wise and a keen political analyst. And he acknowledged my prediction as being accurate. 

The truth is that Uhuru's JUBILEE kicked off their campaign for re-election even before the ink had dried on the president's aoth of office document. Even as the opposition continued to fumble around, completely directionless in all their moves.

You may want to remember that there was a massive distribution of title deeds in Coast province which is an opposition stronghold. And there are numerous other examples I can give. The results were more effective than most Kenyans realize. In politics you do not need to win over the whole stronghold. All you need to do is make inroads and I can tell you that a significant number of CORD votes were moved in the direction of JUBILEE. Not enough for a turn around but enough to reduce the opposition votes significantly. My estimate is at least 20% and that is HUGE.

Then this 5.3 billion scandal came calling and everything has changed rather dramatically and suddenly. For soccer fans, what JUBILEE did was to not only score an own goal but they actually did it by giving the opposition striker a through pass. Never mind that the goalkeeper dived the wrong way when the shot was fired into the net.

Now all the opposition needs to do is to ensure that the narrative sticks to corruption in the JUBILEE administration. And that will not be too difficult to do. Already ODM (the principal party in CORD) is planning demonstrations to force Ministry of health officials out of office.

You see human decisions are all made based on emotion. We then quickly dress our emotional decisions with logic when we have firmly decided. The emotion ruling Kenyan hearts right now revolves around financial difficulties and that is just perfect for the opposition. All they need to do is remind Kenyans that corruption eats away at whatever money that is either already in their pockets or that they should have received. That gets voters very angry very quickly and angry voters vote decisevely with their anger.

In all my years of analyzing general elections in Kenya I can tell you that this fact alone is something that Uhuruto will find virtually impossible to shake off as we head to the elections.

One of the reasons is that JUBILEE cannot possibly do what needs to be done to neutralize this serious political threat. And that is to arrest everybody involved and to turn even the heaviest stones to prosecute all those involved in this massive swindling of public funds in broad daylight. But alas, that can NEVER happen in our banana republic. NEVER!! 

P.S. In the next weeks and months expect a lot of stories like this one;
Top 20 corruption scandals under Uhuru's watch. Billions stolen

How to get on Google Search From Kenya

 * How does this work? Simple example; Everybody uses a smart phone these days with access to the internet. And so your car breaks down and your trusted mechanic tells you that you need to to replace the front suspension. So you go to Google and type; "front suspension Toyota Noah". You get a site with a number and call it and you rush there and buy your spare part. Chances are that you will not even remember the name of the company or what website you saw it on. All you wanted was urgent information to solve your problem and where to buy. This is important because some companies are still preoccupied with the name of their business appearing in Googloe search. That is NOT how hot prospects looking to buy from you find you.

* How do I get on Google? a) You can buy an ad and appear on the side adjacent to the organic results. b) You can create a page on your website OR ANYWHERE else and optimize it so that it appears in Google search for the words that your customers type in when they are looking for you e.g. haircut Huruma, affordable haircut Nairobi CBD etc. If you call 0727-217920 or the number at the bottom of this article you will be able to talk to somebody who can help you do this and sometimes they have a FREE offer for one keyword.

* What Kind of money can I make from this? There are businesses all over the world and in Kenya that make serious money just because they can be found on Google when people search from their smart phones or computers. Figures? Worldwide a company like Orbitz that relies heavily on traffic from Google made $757,500,000 in a recent year. Locally a very small business I know rakes in well over Kshs 900,000 monthly purely from customers who found them through Google. I am certain there are other local businesses that make much more. Bottom line; make no mistake about it, this is serious business.

Some personal experiences from Kenyans I have met;

I launched this hotel in Mlolongo in 2007 and realized that I was close to the airport and people landing at the nearby JKIA could avoid the traffic jam stress and come straight to my budget hotel. Chris organized it and people typing anything about cheap accomodation close to the airport could find me. I was pleasantly amazed at the response. It works.

Competition is tight when it comes to computer accessories in Mombasa. But everything changed when I met this guy who got me to be found through Google. And the guys who call are usually looking to buy right away.

 My courier business had a very slow start. Very slow. My research before launching had some very wrong assumptions. Lots of stress until this google thing. Two years later, I have no complaints even when the economy is not doing so well.

I supply quality uniforms from my small Mombasa shop. Have lost count of how many clients have called me after doing a search on Google and some of them have given large orders.

There you are. You now know a little more about how to get on Google search from anywhere in Kenya and why it is important. Now all you need to do is take action and change the course of your business. Call Chris right away on 0727-217920.

Google search tips for Kenyans 

Tuesday, November 01, 2016

A Veterinary Surgeon In Diani?? And They Say Kenya Is A Third World Country

Diani Vet shocks Kumekucha, here's why...
Whilst holidaying with family members in Diani South Coast last year, my brother suddenly fell ill and required urgent specialized medical assistance. We ended up getting an ambulance all the way to Mombasa Hospital (over 35 kilometres away).

That is the reason why I was pretty shocked the other day when I discovered that there is actually a very experienced vet surgeon right in Diani who is well equipped to handle all kinds of emergencies.

Diani is populated by scores of tourists and foreigners who jet in to enjoy the white sandy beaches. Many of the older tourists have extended stays in the country, others live in the country for several months every year to get away from the cold winters. Naturally this means that the population of pets in the area is bound to be high. And I would bet you that most who come pray that all will be well with their pets because if something were to go wrong they would have to go into a lot of trouble to find the kind of highly qualified, experienced and specialized treatment that one would expect only in Nairobi or at times in Mombasa. But surely not right there in Diani.

Just one more pleasantly surprising thing about Kenya that should be music in the ears of visitors and pet owners close to the area.  

Full contact details of the said vet. doctor below.

See also VIDEO; How many qualified Veterinary Surgeons in Coast and Diani?

Dr. Peter N.K.
All animals
Specialize on dogs and cats
Coming from Mombasa turn right after Nakumatt Diani
Head to Bazaar area, Diani
Entrance to clinic right next to Full Moon Discotheque

Full veterinary services
Vaccinations
Export import permits
Treatment
Surgery

Tel +254 721 763 100
Email:- southcoastvets@gmail.com
peternyagah2000@yahoo.com

Sunday, October 30, 2016

OiLibya Sole Lubricants Distributors Mombasa: Huseini Lubricants

Oilibya Lubricants Mombasa Hotline; 0722 820392
Huseini Lubricants: OiLibya Sole Lubricants Distributors Mombasa
 

Why choose Oilibya lubricants? Why Choose their sole distributors in Mombasa Huseini Lubricants?

Did you know that the use of low grade lubricants will dramatically shorten the lifespan of your car engine and any other equipment and lead to many more breakdowns and downtime? The oil or lubricant you choose makes a huge difference.

Are you looking for a range of products providing you with an opportunity to protect your valuable equipment using a unique blend of high performance-based oils and advanced additive systems? Then you are looking for Oilibya. Our products are suitable for use in a wide variety of industries including transport, construction, quarrying, cement and manufacturing, among others. The product family has both multi-grade and mono-grade products.

OiLibya offers a full range of automotive, industrial and special purpose oils for numerous applications. Our products meet the most critical equipment builder specifications around the world. These products are readily available through our service stations, and sole distributor in Mombasa Huseini Lubricants and can be supplied directly to our customers on request.

Lubricants range includes

    - Petrol engine oil
    - Diesel engine oil
    - Gear Oils
    - Automatic Transmission Oils
    - Brake Fluids
    - Industrial/commercial oils - Hydraulic Oils & Industrial Gear Oils
    - Greases

    - LPG
    - Gas


Huseini Lubricants
Haile Selassie Road, Mombasa KENYA
Tel:- +254 722 820392

email:- karim@ikenya.com
huseiniautospares@yahoo.com


More information on Oilibya consumer lubricants

Monday, October 24, 2016

The Best Budget Masai Mara Safari From Mtwapa, Kenya

HOTLINE;  +254 789 208947

4 Days Masai Mara Safari
The safari is 4 days and 2nights in Masai Mara & 1night in Lake Nakuru. It is a group camping safari with accommodation for 2 nights in a budget tented camp in Maasai Mara and 1 night accommodation in a budget 2 star hotel in Lake Nakuru town. All meals are included while on safari.

Day 1: Nairobi to Maasai Mara
Pick up from your hotel or airport.  After safari briefing at our offices, depart at 08:15hrs for Masai Mara and drive north ascending the Great Rift Valley for a breathtaking views and photography.
The Rift Valley was formed millions of years ago. Stretching some 5,000 miles from Jordan to Mozambique, it’s the largest Rift on Earth. Descend the escarpment and drive to Narok-town where you will stop for early hot-lunch. Proceed to Masai Mara after lunch arriving in good time to your camp. After checking-into your camp, freshen-up then go for an introductory game viewing drive. Masai Mara is famous for its black manned lions and yearly migration of wildebeests and the big-five.
Dinner and overnight stay at Miti Mingi Eco camp
Day 2: Full Day in Maasai Mara
After breakfast, go for a full day of game viewing-drive across the rich savannah grassland and rolling hills. The famous Mara is renowned for its great herds of plain game, black-manned lions, leopard and cheetah but also contains numerous elephants and virtually every type of wildlife to be found here in the Mara. Picnic lunches will be served at the Hippo pools and dinner and overnight at either.Dinner and overnight stay at Miti Mingi Eco camp

Day 3: Maasai Mara/Lake Nakuru

You will have a pre-morning game drive and then depart after breakfast for Lake Nakuru with game drive enroute to Lake Nakuru with Picnic lunch enroute. You are going to arrive Nakuru in the early evening to check in the hotel and have dinner and overnight at the golden palace hotel.

Day 4: Lake Nakuru to Nairobi

After breakfast proceed for a game drive to Lake Nakuru which is world renowned for its masses of flamingos and is often referred to as the "Pink Lake". Beside birds, it is possible to see small game like Water Buck, impala, rhino and buffalo in the gardens surrounding. After lunch depart to Nairobi arriving around 4/5pm in the evening.
PRICE $520 PER PERSON


Included

  • Park fees (for non-residents)
  • All activities (unless labeled as optional)
  • All accommodation (unless listed as upgrade)
  • A professional driver/guide
  • All transportation (unless labeled as optional)
  • All Taxes/VAT
  • Roundtrip airport transfer
  • Meals (as specified in the day-by-day section)
  • Drinking water (on all days)

Excluded

  • International flights (from/to home)
  • Additional accommodation before and at the end of the tour
  • Tips
  • Personal items (souvenirs, travel insurance, visa fees, etc.)
  • Government imposed increase of taxes and/or park fees
  •  
HOTLINE Call Nancy Now;  +254 789 208947

Or visit our Best Budget Masai Mara Safari website. 

See also;

Why go to Masai Mara

Masai Mara Visitors' comments

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Would You Dare Refuse To "Ingia Box" And Elect This Man In 2017?


The young people of Kenya have a nice phrase that I really love. “Kuingizwa kwa box” (to be put into a box). It is used to refer to a situation where you have been chasing this girl and she has shunned you until one day she gives in to you and accepts her fate with you. She “ingias kwa box”. Guys let us refuse kuingia kwa box.

I have an idea. Why don’t we all elect somebody who is out of the box in 2017? Somebody who is not even seeking the presidency as we speak. Why don’t we hand pick our very own leader? Somebody who is acceptable to all tribes because I honestly don’t know what tribe he is and I really don’t care. And more importantly neither do his die-hard supporters.

Let us all together demand that this person stands for president and then let us all ignore the circus that has been elaborately prepared for us and elect this guy just to teach the political class a lesson. To remind them that we have the power. Because we do.

Gideon Sonko has many things about him that I don’t like. Actually my list is pretty long. BUT he understands the common man. He knows what the ordinary mwananchi goes through. And that is why he is extremely popular on the ground and most of all… roll the drums please! The thing I like the most… he is tribeless. Yes!! That is the big cancer we must get rid of NOW before it consumes all of us together with our children. Sonko has no tribe to favour. Although I dare add that having a person who belongs to your tribe in State house has NEVER been known to put any ugali on anybody’s plate. Ask your Kalenjin friends what they benefitted from President Moi’s 24 years in power. Ask our Kikuyu brothers what they have to show for Kibaki’s 10 year rule. I dare add that when you have your tribe in State house it is in fact a disadvantage because they have to work very hard not to look like they are favouring you. The result is that you will be disfavored for the next 5 years.

So let’s just cancel out this tribe thing and look for a tribeless guy to be our next president.

Now I can see you twisting your face in horror at my very suggestion and wondering what I am smoking as I write this. Guys I am extremely sober.

President Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma is the President of South Africa. That economy is much more complex than ours and much bigger too. Sample this; if you lived in South Africa instead of Kenya you would;
-    have 40% more chance at being employed
-    make 6.3 times more money
-    use 36.1 times more electricity
-    consume 6.3 times more oil
-    spend 10.7 times more money on health care
-    have 18.15% less chance of your yet to be born toddler dying in infancy

That country is in the hands of a man with less education than our own President Gideon Sonko.

Oh yes I know what the law says about the qualification of a presidential candidate but that is something that can be challenged in a court because you do not need a law degree to see how unconstitutional it really is. The rich kids go to school and they don’t want the poor kids to ever become president because some folks in some ivory tower seem to think that Kenya suffered under Moi because of his poor educational background. I don’t agree. Kenya has suffered the most in the hands of educated people who were crooked and did not care about the ordinary folks because they will never understand them. Most of them believe that poor people are poor because they are fools. I beg to differ.

But I digress.

I and a lot of people in this country would love to see Gideon Sonko on the ballot paper for president on March 4th. I dare the guys who own Kenya to put him there and let the people decide. Please don’ limit our choices.

Musituweke kwa box!

P.S. Kindly forward/photocopy etc this article to other voters. Grab this opportunity to have something to brag about to your grand children, it may be your only chance.
P.S. You are free to suggest any other tribeless candidate of your choice that we can all comfortably vote for. For better or for worse let’s do something different this time round instead of doing the same thing and hoping for different results. As you know that’s the definition of madness and surely Kenyans are NOT mad.

Monday, October 17, 2016

Shocking Reason Why You Do Not Have Enough Customers

Just a decade and a half ago you would see most people buried in newspapers and books but mostly idling. Today virtually everybody is buried in their smart phones. Even whilst driving (not a good idea).

Clearly the world has changed dramatically. But have you changed with it or are you still stuck in habits and strategies that would have worked best in the 70s and 80s?
 

A fascinating analysis carried out by this writer recently revealed a shocking state of affairs. Desperate customers cash on hand and ready to spend right away cannot find the services and products they need using their smart phones. On the other end desperate businesses are idling and even shutting down for lack of enough business. Would you believe that?


So... what is the problem here? Simply put business owners in Kenya are still marketing and selling their businesses using tactics that would have worked like magic in the 70s and 80s.
 

Verified statistics show that there are people searching for services/products who find it impossible to get what they are looking for. Sadly in most cases these are customers and clients ready to spend right away to solve their immediate problems using specific products and services.

I will give just one example. When they search on Google for your services/products they are unable to find your contacts, company names and details that confirm you have what they are looking for.

Think back to a time recently when you were looking for a spare part for your car, a good restaurant to lunch with an important client, a certain product to solve a problem in the office or a service for an upcoming function and you will see exactly what I am talking about here. Chances are that you had cash on hand but you ended up frustrated not able to find what you were looking for. So you ended up applying time wasting solutions like physical visits or calling others for the information.
 

My research also shows that most businesses would need only very minor adjustments to correct this sad state of affairs. Most have the capacity to do this in-house with their current staff and with little or no outside help.

And one does not even need a website to do this. Another thing most Kenyans are stuck on is the pre-Google era of 15 years ago where a dot com website address was like an upmarket office address. A website is important but why set up one when you do not yet have a massive advertising budget like Safaricoms' to promote it and lead traffic there? What your customers will ordinarily do is google for information and they will care less whether they find it on a Facebook page or an obscure shared domain on the web. What they want is accurate info that they can use right away.

You will be interested to know that there is an amazing FREE opportunity that you can take advantage of RIGHT AWAY to cast a hard look at your strategy for landing more business and more customers. Actually there are more people than you think looking for you out there who do not need you to sweat it out selling them because they already want what you have.

Using a simple questionnaire online we will collect data from you that will later be analyzed by our in-house experts who will be able to send you a FREE report on exactly what to do to adjust your strategy so that you land all those valuable customers using their smart phones this very minute and already seeking you out.




How will we benefit Yet We Are Not Selling You Anything?

While keeping all your personal info and identity private and highly confidential, we will deliver the general research data and findings to our clients who are very interested in getting their hands on it.
 


How will YOU Benefit?

When we have analyzed all the data from the questionnaire, we will (within 3 days) send you a brief report that will help you and your staff make minor adjustments so that you become more accessible to all those people out there looking for you on their smart phones. What are you waiting for?
Just call Chris now on 0721 623 092 and get the ball rolling to get more customers coming in. It doesn't matter how small you think your business is.
 


Get more information on how you can make minor adjustments in your small business today to correct this situation by calling Chris now on 0721 623 092

Monday, October 10, 2016

Married Nyali Woman Tests Positive For HIV After Affair With Man Who Gave Her A Strange Bracelet


How Coast Men Are Using Witchcraft To Ensnare Rich Married Women


How evil can a man get because of money?

Every woman needs to be very careful even if they believe dark forces are nothing but fiction

Times are hard and people have to survive. Most of the times survival can get pretty ugly and desperate so much so that the methods used to earn money are devoid of any morals or awareness of the damage being done to others. As you read this a Mombsa couple (married for over 10 years) is still trying to come to terms with a nightmare straight from hell.



The husband and wife approached Kumekucha devastated and the tale they had to tell (with documentary, photographic and other forms of proof) has left me numb with shock. The husband says that the story is about to appear in the mainstream media “because he is determined that no other family goes through what he has gone through.”



The following is this harrowing tale (that I am told is common in Mombasa these days), but first the highlights for those who may not have the time to read through the details.




·   *  Mombasa graphic artist Joseph Amani, pictured above, (himself married with one child) seduced a woman (name with-held but let us call her Stella in this article) he knew was married right from the word go because he first met her in a plush Nyali house with her four children playing in the house (aged between 1 year and 7 years). The woman also told him she was married.



   * Shortly after being lured into a meeting with the man (where no sex took place but she received a strange bracelet from the man) the married woman started behaving strangely and was to later confess to a spiritual expert that she honestly “does not understand why she did the things she did after receiving the bracelet, even if everybody has got an evil side to them.”



·   * Happily married Stella found herself paying for hotel rooms for the two to meet for passionate sex. She could not have enough of him despite previously having a very satisfying sexual relationship with her husband.



·    * The woman found herself telling Amani everything private including what was happening on her marital bed with her husband and other intimate details that are supposed to remain only with a couple. Amani persistently demanded for these details in text messages seen by Kumekucha.



·   * The man begged Stella to allow them to make love on her marital bed while the husband was away.



·   * Amani convinced the married woman to get pregnant with his baby (to cement their love) the rich husband was going to be fooled to raise the child as his own.



·   * Amani repeatedly told the woman about a printing machine he wanted to purchase costing Kshs 250,000 and asked her to “help him find finances.”



·   * Even after the husband found out about the adulterous affair Amani looked for a way to communicate with the married woman without detection and went as far as creating a fake Facebook account and linked it to messenger on his phone and that of the married woman. After every discussion he begged her not to forget to delete the chat in her phone.



·   * In one of the secret chats Amani begged the married woman to send him photos and video clips of her private parts shortly after masturbation.



·   * Amani made fun of Stella’s husband (the man paying the bills, even his hotel room where he was having sex with a married woman) after he discovered the affair and criticized him to Stella at every opportunity while his own wife continued to suffer from neglect and regular snubs and even occasional beatings from him.



·   * Amani continued to have sexual affairs with other rich women while pretending that he was only seeing this one married woman.



·   * Amani turned down an offer by the husband to come and collect the married woman if he was really in love with her and go live with her.



·   * In text messages seen by Kumekucha, Amani confessed to stalking the family when the husband was around (because of his alleged deep love for the woman; he just wanted to get a glimpse of her from afar) as they went out shopping at Naivas supermarket in Nyali and elsewhere.



·   * The affair broke off shortly after the married woman informed Amani that she did not have any money of her own to give him and any huge sums of money made available to her would have to go through the husband’s close scrutiny.



·   * Tests done shortly after the affair ended show that the wife is now HIV positive. Mercifully the husband is still negative but has been told to wait for a few weeks before going for another test. Stella swears that she has not had any other sexual affair outside her marriage.



A Mombasa man skillfully seduced a married woman using bizarre and strange powers to the extent where the woman completely forgot herself and not only put her marriage in jeopardy but also caused a lot of pain and suffering to her unsuspecting young children as the couple’s previously peaceful home turned chaotic with constant quarrels and strange behavior from the woman and at one point even her husband.



Joseph Amani (pictured) a graphic artist in Mombasa started off sending text messages every morning to a married woman he had come across in Nyali Mombasa. The woman lives with her husband in a plush apartment block complete with a swimming pool.



He then lured her to a meeting in a bar close to where she lived and it is from this point that Stella tearfully says she does not quite understand what happened next. Or what happened in the following weeks. Spiritual experts consulted say that it may have had something to do with a strange bracelet that he handed over to her at this meeting. Several other meetings for passionate sex quickly followed (starting from the day after she received and wore the bracelet) where the woman for the first time left her suckling child with the maid even as the child cried most of the night. She also paid for the hotel room where they had sex.



Talking to Kumekucha, the husband is still defensive of his wife’s actions; “I know my wife. She is no angel but I know what she is capable of and what she is not capable of. I can tell you with confidence that this was not her.”



The affair culminated in the man entering the woman’s plush apartment when the husband was not in. The married woman says he was very excited about the prospect of having sex on her marital bed and kept peeping into the bedroom even as they had supper and waited for the children to sleep so that their hot lovemaking would start. Amani left in the wee hours of the morning forgetting that there were numerous witnesses to his escapades including a very buffled night watchman at the gate and the caretaker of the apartments who both knew the couple and the husband very well.



But what was even more shocking was what happened after the husband discovered the affair complete with the details of lovemaking on his marital bed.



In a bitter exchange of SMS messages between the husband and Amani which Kumekucha has seen, Mr Amani begged for forgiveness claiming that he did not know the woman was married. He swore that if forgiven he would vanish from their lives forever. The husband forgave both the man and his wife and tells Kumekucha that he did it because he loves his wife very dearly and had heard about the escapades of Mombasa men on unsuspecting married women. However Amani continued to communicate with the married woman and in one text even asked her to send him “pussy pics”. He demanded that the pictures should be taken shortly after she masturbates while thinking of him and should show “wetness.”



In blind rage Stella’s husband visited Amani’s offices in Mombasa CBD but after a heated non-violent confrontation the two agreed to end the matter amicably.  Amani promised yet again that he would never communicate with the woman again nor receive her calls or respond to her messages.



However a few days later he secretly sent the following email to the married woman;



From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2016 14:16:50 +0300
Subject: Greetings
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3^O7 O773H

Greetings from this side of town.

Its been long since we communicated.

Because I'm too much of a coward to actually talk/text you, I just
stare at your little green circle until it disappears.

Hello, it's me!

I was wondering if after all these days of agony you'd still like to meet
To go over everything, They say that time's supposed to heal you
But I ain't done much healing

I'm in my little room dreaming about who we used to be
When we were innocent and free

I've actually  forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

I must have tried more than a thousand times to write to you but i
just cant get the right platform for u to get me without leaving a
trace,
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that you were falsely told i did.
I have and will never in my lifetime betray you so as to say anything
negative about you. I didn't tell anyone about room payment nor say
anything you wouldn't like me say.

I was also told so much things against you but believe me i didn't
believe on any of them.

I just wish this platform will make us meet ... soonest without any friction

Hopefully,

3^O7 O773H



The baffled husband watched as his previously happy marriage disintegrated right before his eyes. To make matters worse his wife’s strange behavior escalated. In one bizarre incident she attacked her husband with kicks and blows. This shocked the husband beyond words because the couple both agree that even in the most bitter disagreements and quarrels they had previously had in their years of marriage, it had never once even come close to looking like it could turn violent. Not even once. Not only that, Stella had never in her life even fought with another woman, let alone attack her own husband.



This was the strange behavior that caused the husband to start thinking that the whole thing was not just a normal affair but something much deeper and most probably spiritual and to do with witchcraft. And his thinking was vindicated because almost immediately after the prayers the couple had, his wife came back to her senses. She was a bundle of emotions and shock over what she had actually done. Mercifully the husband seems to have understood and the couple is still going through healing as a result of the ordeal.



Sadly things can never be the same again because amongst other issues they still have to grapple with the fact that the wife has now tested positive for HIV AIDs.


Looking satisfied after sleeping with "mke wa wenyewe."

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