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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Why The Kibaki Administration Is Insisting On New Constituencies

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At an unguarded moment recently Justice Minister Martha Karua let it slip that new constituencies "are a must". The clear implication was unlike the minimum reforms being pushed for by the opposition, the Kibaki administration is keen, nay desperate to have the number of MPs increased.

And true to her word, that bill has already been published and is now awaiting debate.

The big question is why is the Kibaki administration so keen on new constituencies just now and why is it so urgent?

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New SMS campaign technique for Parliamentary and presidential elections in Kenya

Why Chris Murungaru Should Be Re-Appointed To The Cabinet Immediately

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WARNING: This is a tongue-in-the-cheek post


Dear Kumekucha,

Allow me some space in your blog which is losing readership, contrary to what your hit counter is showing, but where I am pleased to note that people like Luke have acknowledged that the economy is growing so much so that they are constantly admiring its' upward swing.

I suspect that you will not publish this post because yours is clearly Raila Odinga's 3rd campaign site. The first is www.raila.com, the second is www.jaluo.com and Kumekucha is the third.

However I am no idiot and I have my own strategy to ensure that you publish this important patriotic post. I am reliably informed that you never read posts contributed by others and only use the spell checker to find certain words and phrases to hurriedly post them. I hereby include those words to be found by your spell checker so that you duly publish this post. Here are the magic words; Raila, Raila Odinga, Tom Mboya, JM Kariuki, Robert Ouko.

Now let me get to my point and the whole reason for writing this. I have watched with interest and I must say lots of delight and overwhelming joy as certain cabinet ministers linked to the scandal that never was, called Anglo Leasing have been re-appointed to the cabinet...

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New SMS campaign technique for Parliamentary and presidential elections in Kenya

Why a free ad in the Kenya Online Directory will be so effective

Monday, July 30, 2007

Dr David Awuor's Press Conference On Nairobi Earthquakes Gets Press Blackout

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I often wonder would happen if Kumekucha called a press conference in Nairobi to reveal his true identity. Would most of the press ignore the summons or would it be packed?

There was a time when Dr David Awuor's press conferences would hardly attract a journalist. What would you expect from a man who says he is a prophet God speaks to? Well, yesterday when he called a press conference, the place was packed with every media house you can think of as well as plenty of curious Kenyans.

They all wanted to hear the latest from "Upstairs" concerning the Nairobi earthquakes. The man did not disappoint and dived straight into the topic. But today newspapers mostly ignored the story...

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Police Commissioner Who Died So Strangely And Why Raila Can Do A Lot About Solving Ouko Murder

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Yesterday was exactly 10 years since the death of a key witness in the Robert Ouko murder enquiry, and former police commissioner, one Philip Mule Kilonzo.

The strange circumstances behind the death of this police commissioner whose appointment was influenced by former powerful but illiterate Machakos Kanu branch chairman, the late Mulu Mutisya, happened in 1997 and still sends chills down the spines of many.

Kilonzo had already left the force and was having a beer in one of his many business premises in Yatta when he was told that there was...

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Online Forensic Experts Point Out Possible Identity Of Porn Poster To Kumekucha

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A former journalist who appears to be pretty idle now has been linked to the posting of pornographic material in this site. Evidence gathered based on the IP addresses from where the posts are being made and the writing, which compares with the writer's style elsewhere so closely that it is difficult to miss has left Kumekucha and an expert with little doubt as to who this mysterious poster is.

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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Blog Under Attack By Porn Poster

My dear brothers and sisters,

Over the last two weeks or so, I have appeared to be a little paranoid to many of you and some of my actions here have puzzled many of you. However today, what has emerged is the clearest evidence so far that I have not been boxing with mere shadows.

Somebody has been very busy today posting pornographic posts here. It seems that because we have managed to smoke out the guys with some strange objectives, they have now come up with a Plan “B”.

Today alone I have deleted about 4 pornographic posts so far.

As it is, it looks like I will soon be forced to moderate all comments, which will greatly reduce our enjoyment of this blog and probably help these people achieve their objectives. I am still monitoring the situation closely.

What do you guys think? Any other ideas of how we can fight these people?

One thing I can assure you. They WILL NOT WIN.

Just How Corrupt Is Hon Raila Odinga?

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This is the most difficult post I have ever had to make here since Kumekucha started (now going to 3 years). It is difficult because I am faced with the prospect of disturbing the peace in this blog and losing a very good dear friend I have made here.

Nobody has contributed so many useful insider scoops to this blog than this good friend of mine that I am talking about. I value this guy very much and I am not ashamed to say that I need him here in this blog. Not only that, this guy works amongst the less privileged Kenyans, the masses of voiceless-down-and-out Kenyans—which already gives him a very soft spot in my heart. You all know that I believe the key to the future is with this group that many of us hardly understand. I asked a question here about how many people have visited the slums and as you can see the silence is deafening—apart from a few counted people (including this treasured friend of mine).

I am praying against all hope that he will not only remain my friend after the information that I am about to disclose, but will be a closer friend because we have one thing in common. We both desire nothing more than a better Kenya. The motherland first, our friendship second...

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Rare Tom Mboya Video Clips

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It is with great joy that I present today three links that will lead you to view some very rare footage of Tom Mboya's funeral procession. Tom Mboya is the fallen patriot to whose memory this blog is dedicated to from the first word that was ever written here.

See the dramatic scene where the widow collapses in grief as she enters the church and has to be held from hitting the ground. See the frightened policemen with crowds surging forward.

See the funeral car arrive in Rusinga Island and splashing in the waters of Lake Victoria before touching the soil that was TJ's final resting place.

See people from all walks of life arriving for the funeral. And a lot more. If you find tears flowing down you cheeks, don't be too surprised. This was...

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About Kumekucha And The PKW Saga

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Thank you guys for being real. I am not perfect and I openly accept criticism. There is a huge difference between criticism and vulgar abuse that says nothing but call somebody names (which I have also tolerated a lot of here).

And yes, I am human and I showed a lot of that human part yesterday and shared a little of my life with all you nice guys out there who I consider to be my best friends.

However the issue between me and PKW is not about emotions. When I come here, I leave my emotions at home. How many comments do you think I would have deleted if I came here emotionally? Some comments you good people have even begged me to delete and I haven't. Because anybody can say anything here without fear, except abuse the intelligence of others—I'm going to be very tough on that one and that's why I made a point yesterday.

There is a lot I cannot tell you guys now, but stick with me...

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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Late Extra: Trouble With Comments And Raila Worship

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Two quick issues.

Firstly there are readers who have said that they are having problems making posts. Kindly give me details of the exact nature of the problem, because nobody blocks comments here. Another option when you get problems posting, is to send your comments via email to the email address umissedthis (at) yahoo.com

Secondly one of our prominent commentators made a comment yesterday, which I am surprised was not challenged. He said of his preferred candidate; “You cannot corrupt the incorruptible.”

He’s a good guy that I like and I’m sure he was just getting excited and emotional as I often do myself, because obviously the man in question is NOT incorruptible.

Tomorrow I carry some interesting details on new revelations that raise even more questions, about the man who at the moment stands the highest chances of being president. Don’t miss it. It’s all happening right here at Kumekucha.

More Slum Talk: Can Kenyans Handle It?

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I looked at a friend’s braided hair (locally referred to as twist) with admiration at the way it was done. It was neat and shining making her look so elegant. I told her you must take me to that place you did your hair.

She told me it was done in Kibera slums at a place called Kianda, which is near the main road connected to Ayany estate and asked me if I would still want to go, I said why not I don’t have a problem going to the slums, I grew up in an estate next to the slums most of my childhood, so I am familiar with the area and its not such a big issue going to the slums. She told me they are very much cheaper compared to town yet it is done exactly the same way. The lady running...

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A Day In The Life Of Kumekucha

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It is true that my heart skips a beat every time I hear a strange sounding car in the neighborhood close to our gate. Alas, nothing but what can be called an occupational hazard. I still have no regrets about the path I have chosen for myself.

And that is one of the reasons why my heart goes out to the really brave folks like one John Githongo. The Kibaki administration is determined to peddle the lie that he is a spy for foreign governments and sadly it seems that some Kenyans have swallowed that one. Yesterday somebody repeated that ridiculous assertion that...

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Iko Kitu

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Have you noticed that those "strange comments" have disappeared since I raised the red flag in this blog and the quality of debate has gone two to three notches higher?

I am grateful that not all readers of this blog are insensitive. I put Kalamari and Taabu at the top of the list of the most sensitive readers to strange and often subtle moves by some who visit this blog religiously. Of course some of the innocent are helping their cause by making fun of the whole thing and now readers criticizing me warn; "you will probably call me a NSIS agent."

Still I know what I was talking about and I do have evidence to prove...

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The Kenyan Race And Why It Is Symbolic

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You know the Kenyan race. Yep that race where only fellow Kenyans can compete and so the frequently expected result is a Kenya one, two three.

I am of course talking about the 3000 metres steeplechase.

And the strangest of all things is that...

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Missing Oil Contracts And The Swiss Connection: Why Raila Needs To Come Clean

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There have been accusations in parliament leveled against ODM presidential hopeful Raila Odinga in connection to some oil contracts that have "vanished."

I made a few enquiries a few hours ago about the Swiss companies involved. The reason why I am getting a little jittery about this oil business is because both Goldenberg and Anglo Leasing had critical "connections" to Switzerland. I pray that I am wrong this time and that everything is above board concerning this oil contract business, although all my instincts and the information so far tell me otherwise.

I found out the following scanty information about one of the companies mentioned, Vitol (SA) Geneva...

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We Have Made A Difference Already And Hope To Do Much More

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Why Kumekucha Is Not "Just For Whiners"

I just want to bring to the attention of our regular readers and even casual readers, what is happening in this blog with mostly those leaving comments.

As traffic grows in leaps and bounds, many folks arriving here have been referred here by various people and arrive here with certain prejudices, which are at the top of their minds before they read a single sentence. These prejudicial views of course depend a lot on the views of the Kenyan who has referred them.

While I welcome all readers kindly note that when you rush to make sweeping statements and prejudicial remarks, when you have not taken the time to even read through one post, it is annoying to other readers.

You are of course welcome to your own views, and that is something I would defend on your behalf because it is the essence of the democracy we aspire to so much in our beloved motherland.

However I do not agree with the view that...

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Thursday, July 26, 2007

My Dear Kenyan, What Legacy Would You Like To Leave Behind?

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As much as we all have different political leanings and ideas on the way forward for Kenya, we all agree about one thing; that the country is in the mess it is in today because our fathers, mothers and uncles mostly decided to do nothing, through 40 years of misrule.

Alas, they had a good excuse, with the cold war that propped up murderous dictatorial governments in Africa opposing a government in those days was a sure death sentence.

But despite the fact that you and me are in a much better position to do a lot today, most Kenyans would rather not get involved...

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Is Kenya Headed In The Right Direction?

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People living in Havana in the 1960s learnt how to live with the constant shrieking voice of some woman screaming "Fatherland or death" every time they picked up the phone, instead of the customary dial tone

What is really sickening about this question is the fact that anybody should be asking it at all. It should be so obvious that this should be a stupid question to ask.

Sadly a clever sustained campaign by the Kibaki administration to lie to the public (for self-preservation) has convinced many that Kenya is headed in the right direction and we just need to be patient...

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Crime Has Reached Historically Low Levels: Police Commissioner Says

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It is indeed true that figures can be used to prove anything.

A few hours ago, the police Commissioner Major General Ali called a press conference to report that due to concerted efforts by his police force, crime has now gone down to a level last witnessed 2 years ago.

I leave it to Kenyans on the ground to pass a verdict over that. However there is one very important consideration the commissioner missed...

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Dangers Of Moism Without Moi

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NEO KIBAKISM: IS THE OPIUM OF THE OPPRESSED KENYANS

If you are keen enough you will see of late the kind of initiatives the Kibaki administration is laying out in an effort to “upgrade” the livelihood of the people.

Notably I wish to cite the Thika road, the roads ministry has proved to be a true disciple of Macadam the father of tarmac roads by showcasing a dazzling repair works, scraping and filling pot hills and potholes respectively.

This is just a tip of the iceberg, developmental projects have become the order of the day, employing close to a million Kenyans directly or indirectly surpassing their election pledge of 500,000 jobs yearly. But hey there is a catch this being an election year according to Kenya ’s political calendar which is meant to signify political sunset for the unlucky politicians and political groupings (parties). Therefore no prizes offered for guessing why the current generosity and sweet talking (read bribery). This is no different from Moi’s era only that the package is different (size and/or type) hence the warning by Ngugi wa Thiongo...

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GRAND CORRUPTION: KIBAKI MUST ACCOUNT

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A STATEMENT BY THE CIVIL SOCIETY TASK FORCE ON ACCOUNTABILITY FOR GRAND CORRUPTION

GRAND CORRUPTION: KIBAKI MUST ACCOUNT

Mwai Kibaki has once again demonstrated his complete lack of commitment to fight corruption and, even more, that he is a beneficiary of it. The Anglo Leasing and the corruption scandals of Moi, and Kenyatta before him, will remain unresolved so long as Mwai Kibaki is the President. His continued dalliance with Daniel arap Moi is proof enough of his going back on his word to Kenyans that 'Corruption will cease to be a way of life in Kenya'. So too is the reappointment of the disgraced Daudi Mwiraria.

Kenyans must remember that the Anglo Leasing scandal is as yet unresolved and has cost them Ksh.56 billion that we know of from the Controller and Auditor General's report. The scandal of Irrevocable Promissory Notes (IPNs) also remains with us. Undisclosed amounts in the IPN's are floating out there exposing Kenyans to pay for what they never received. In spite of the reports by Kroll and associates of 2004, which found Ksh. 79 billion stashed abroad, nothing has been returned to Kenya while the government claims its impotence to recover stolen assets...

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

What Kibaki And Moi Are Planning Against Kenyans

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Recently President Kibaki had yet another meeting with former President Moi that sent jitters down the spines of those in the know. (As I was posting this, news came through that Moi has been appointed special envoy to the Sudan. Still I don’t believe that this is the only thing No2 and No3 were discussing).

Contrary to common belief, the two old men have not fallen out with each other and insiders say that the meeting was designed to put the final touches to their campaign strategy.

Apparently as we head towards the polls, meetings involving the two will dwindle and disappear altogether. The idea is that...

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David "Signed Anglo Leasing documents" Mwiraria's Return To The Cabinet

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The Message That The President Is Sending Is Sending Forth Is That Anglo Leasing NEVER Happened

The words on the Anglo Leasing tapes are still pretty clear on the minds of many Kenyans.

"I will use my own way…" Mwiraria said audibly meaning that he would use his own way to get to the bottom of the identity of the shadowy figures said to have embezzled and then allegedly wired back huge amounts of funds to the Central Bank. Actually billions of it.

Now the man who was also heard saying in the same Githongo tape that if they were not careful, this was something that could easily bring down the Kibaki government, seems to have had his "own way" and like his tribes-mate, Energy Minister Kiraitu Murungi, has bounced back into the Kibaki cabinet ahead of the general elections.

Even more interesting is the fact that not too long ago...

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NSIS And The Kibaki Administration Are Terrified Of A Githongo Candidature

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Sadly the intelligence community in Kenya, as well as numerous foreign ones are pretty busy with mischief at the moment as we hurtle ever closer to the general elections.

One interesting aspect has emerged. It is rather clear that the NSIS are very wary of a John Githongo candidature in the coming general elections. There is mounting evidence that links several attempts to discredit Githongo with them. Starting with a curious newspaper article that was somehow sneaked in and ended up appearing in the Daily Nation labeling Githongo a foreign spy.

The latest is a site that has clearly been designed to discredit the character of presidential candididate Mr Githongo. Here is the link...

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Mathare Killing Fields: The Untold Story Of A Massive Massacre By The Kenya Police Part I

Kumekucha Exclusive Investigation

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The blood has dried. The tears have dried too. But the hearts of the poor residents of the Mathare slums are still bleeding and crying for justice.

The violent police crackdown on people suspected to be adherents of the outlawed Mungiki sect in the sprawling Valley of Death is still fresh in the minds of many. June 2007 is perhaps the worst bloodbath the residents have ever witnessed. It was similar to what happened in North Eastern Kenya during the infamous Wagalla massacre.

The descendants of Mathare residents will forever remember June for it’s the month that armed police backed by the dreaded General Service Unit turned the slum into a killing field to avenge the killing of just three of colleagues on the night of June 4—but on innocent wananchi and not the real perpetrators. A major security operation that was launched a few minutes after...

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Mathare Killing Fields: The Untold Story Of A Massive Massacre By The Kenya Police Part II

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Kumekucha has reliably been informed that a key Mungiki figure, Kimani Ruo, met the same fate that befell the five men shortly after he was acquitted by the High Court on charges of being in possessing of a firearm and drug trafficking.

We have been informed that Ruo was abducted by plainclothes detectives from the Special Crime Prevention Unit outside the High Court and bundled into a police car and handcuffed. The car sped off towards Mombasa road. Police officers privy to what took place informed us that Ruo was shot dead and his body thrown into the Nairobi National Park. It’s believed the body was mauled by lions and other wild animals and there will never be any trace of him. Ruo’s abduction was captured by KBC cameras but senior police officers ordered the state-owned station to destroy the tapes fearing it might betray them.

When Ruo’s family started exerting pressure on the police...

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ODM's Illegal Line Up: All Animals Are Equal But Some Are More Equal Than Others

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George Orwell was a journalist and a struggling unknown author until he wrote a little harmless-looking book titled Animal Farm. The book just sold and kept on selling and today almost 60 years later, the damn little book is still selling like crazy. He went on to write the big brother book, 1984, which he is also well known for, but it has never beaten Animal Farm in sales.

So, what is so special about Animal Farm? It is the fact that it struck a chord with many about what goes wrong with so many revolutions, which start with good intentions until human nature kicks in. Animal Farm, many believed talked about communist Russia.

This is an excellent time for Kenyans to read and re-read this small book, because they will recognize a lot of what is going wrong in the motherland in that book...

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Is Raila That Popular In Mombasa?

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An excited Raila Odinga fan based in Mombasa got in touch with me this morning and very excitedly revealed that a popular radio station on Mombasa did a call-in survey to measure the popularity of three of the leading presidential candidates, namely Raila Odinga, Kalonzo Musyoka and Mwai Kibaki. Raila got...

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Bombshell Revelation on Both The Kenyatta Family And Moi Family Corruption Rackets

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A very knowledgeable and credible source who was close to the inner workings of the Kenyatta administration and then the Moi presidency as well has made a bombshell of a revelation into the way things have been run in Kenya for a long time.

Makes one wonder about the mysterious 5 per cent Safaricom ownership, does it not?

This is what they have told Kumekucha...

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Monday, July 23, 2007

August 1st 1982 Coup Attempt: Unanswered Questions Linger

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The nation will mark the 25th anniversary of the failed Kenyan coup attempt of 1982 this August in the face of a number of unresolved
questions.

Amongst this is the fate of the dramatic broadcast by the de facto head of the coup attempt and Chairman of the self-styled Peoples’ Redemption
Council (PRC), Senior Private Hezekiah Ochuka. The said broadcast was made at 6.00 a.m., Sunday morning, 1st August 1982 on the General Service of the Kenya Broadcasting Corporation (then Voice of Kenya – VOK).

It is unclear how many people across Kenya heard...

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Innocent Kenyans Who Lost Their Lives In Mungiki Crackdown In Mathare

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Kumekucha has come across the chilling story on the Mathare massacre. The first-hand account of how the Mathare killings started is sickening to say the least and has been supplied by impeccable soures who also helped me cross check certain critical details.

Other shocking revelations include:

1) How a well-known victim was abducted by a police squad, executed along Mombasa road and his body dumped in the Nairobi game park so that wild animals eat it, thus leaving no trace of him.

2) The crackdown on Mungiki has so far claimed more than 1,000 youths and majority of them are innocent!

3) Contrary to the figure of 27 given by the police, 60 youths were killed in the Murang'a massacre. Six of them were innocent pupils.

Don’t miss this amazing Kumekucha exclusive, here tomorrow.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Why Do Kibaki, Raila And Kalonzo Want To Rule On Borrowed Time?

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Fellow Kenyans, countrymen, lend me your ears and please leave your hearts out of this weighty matter before us.

Let us start with the facts. Tony Blair took over as Prime Minister of one of the major Western powers of this planet in 1994 when he was a tender 41 years old. Looking at his tenure and even despite criticism, he has done a reasonably good job. Mr Blair is now retired at the age of 54. That age in Kenya is way too young to become president.

Bill Clinton was 47 when he was inaugurated as the 42nd President of the most powerful nation on earth in 1993. To date he is one of the most successful democratic party presidents in the history of

This November 15th Mwai Kibaki, baptized Emilio Stanley by Italian missionaries (but he never uses those names), will be 76. If elected to another term as President of an almost obscure 3rd world country, he will complete that second term at the age of 81. Age is nothing but a number, but surely@#! Assuming that we do this thing the Kenyan way where the presidency is some sort of monarchy that hands down power to the VP (that’s why George Saitoti was so angry that Moi did not hand over the presidency) then Moody Awori should expect to receive the instruments of power in 2012. He will be a “youthful” 85 years old.

Raila Amolo Odinga who many believe is...

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Can You Recognize Any Of These Mombasa Swimmers?



This unique photograph was brought to the attention of yours truly by a friend of Kumekucha. I’ve stared at it for a long time.

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Extreme left Dr Njoroge Mungai close relative and personal physician to President Jomo Kenyatta. Also foreigh minister responsible for bringing major UN office to Nairobi which remains to date. On the dark side a member of the Kenyatta Kitchen cabinet when Mboya was assassinated. Next is Johnstone Kamau himself, better known to the world as Jomo Kenyatta. Next is Mwinga Chokwe from Mombasa, a one time speaker of the senate in those days. Extreme right, the man Kenya wants to forget but Kumekucha is refusing, Tom Mboya.

I wonder what would have happened if somebody would have stepped in from the future and described the chaotic Kenya of today. Would they have felt guilt, would it have changed anything?

It is difficult to estimate exactly when this photo was taken, but my guess is that it was taken shortly before independence in 1963.

Nasty men habit that women hate with a passion

Why are cheating spouse private investigator services on the rise?

What Grown Men Do When Their Wives Say, "Not tonight sweetie"

How Corruption Was Launched At State House Nakuru

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Some Kenyans believe that it is impossible to ever bring down corruption to manageable levels in the country. It would be useful at this juncture to take a closer look at the two incidents both approved by the executive that launched serious corruption in Kenya.

The first is the much-talked about Ndegwa commission that recommended that civil servants be allowed to indulge in business. The excuse of course was that there weren't too many qualified Kenyans then and the idea was to speed up development. What followed was chaos. How many civil servants since independence have become multi-millionaires by influencing the dishing out of key contracts to their own companies?

The second happened in parliament where an MP asked the government to release the names of those involved in a Cloves smuggling scandal...

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Friday, July 20, 2007

Sudden Smoking And Plastic Ban Are Clear Proof That This Government Is Disorganized...

...and doesn't care

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The reason why Kenya is in a mess became abundantly clear last week when several things that impact on the common man all happened at the same time.

The government had already increased taxes on the plastic paper bags that have become a nuisance to our environment during Kimunya's latest budget speech in June. The new excise duty is however supposed to become applicable in October thus jacking up the prices of virtually every consumer product that you can think of (but that is a story for another day). But before consumers and manufacturers of the nuisance products that employ and support hundreds of thousands of Kenyan across the nation could recover, the Nairobi City Council banned the plastic bags in the city and its' environs.

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REVEALED: What Grown Men Do When Their Wives Say, "Not tonight sweetie"

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Men, it is said are really babies who never grow up. I am a man but unfortunately there is too much evidence to support that allegation.

The excuses wives come up with to avoid submitting to their husbands' conjugal rights are centered on the nagging headache that magically and conveniently appears the moment the man of the house wants to get "heavily romantic."

All hell breaks loose in many Kenyan homes mainly because trouble starts with the way the man asks...

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A Second Term For Kibaki?

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President Kibaki's declaration that he will now seek a second term in office is yet another betrayal of the NARC ideology in which he had assured his NAK partners that he, as DP Chairman, would be strictly a one term president. Michael Kijana Wamalwa must be turning in his grave!

This is not to mean that Kibaki does not have a constitutional right to go for the second term. But we must ask ourselves, what is it that has motivated Kibaki to reiterate his desire for a 2nd term? Does he have any new policies to introduce to the nation? Or does he want to continue the legacy of his first term? Either way, it is still not a foregone conclusion that he will be re-elected, although he does enter the race as a front runner with a clear head start...

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All About Yvonne Khamati And Big Names Dominating Kenyan Politics

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Guest post by Sue

Reading an article in today’s Daily Nation weekend magazine on Yvonne Khamati. Her career, the rumors (about her affairs with some prominent politician) and politics. I admired how she’s risen in social life and career at a very young age of 26 years only.

At only 21 years she contested on SDP Party ticket for Makadara constituency seat...

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Do You Know The Political Party To Beat In Elections 2007?

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Here's a quick quiz for you.

Which is the party to beat in 2007?

My good friend Phil will say that the answer is obvious. It is ODM-Kenya.

Wrong!

There are those who see Narc-Kenya as the party to beat. What with all the resources of the provincial administration that reaches every little tiny village in the republic fully behind it. Surely this is the political party that will easily grab the vast majority of seats in parliament.

Wrong!

Both political parties are missing a vital ingredient for winning at anything and not just elections. Unity and in this case, party unity.

The party to beat in 2007, it is now clearly emerging, will be...

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The Kalonzo Musyoka Comedy Of Errors in ODM

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"…I am probably your most serious challenger for the presidency."

In welcoming President Kibaki to his Mwingi North constituency this week, area MP Kalonzo Musyoka said those words in his brief speech delivered in his usual style of speaking in Swahili polluted with big English words which one wonders whether the majority of the simple village people that make a huge percentage of his constituents ever understand. In fact the quoted part was fully delivered in English.

Now let us reverse roles here a little...

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Violent Teachers And The Cane

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Guest post By Ritchie
Of late, there have been cases of teachers accused of inflicting untold suffering and injuries on students and pupils. Instrument of torture? The good old cane.

One is left wondering what the intention of the teacher was prior to the 'accident'. Did the teacher intend to correct a misdoing (by use of corporal punishment) or to maim the student to show that he/she is in control of the class. These thoughts are doing their rounds in my head.

I remember when I was in school in the eighties, the cane was the trademark of any 'proper' school. In other words, cane and school were twin brothers. When I was in Standard Four, for instance, my Mathematics teacher used to 'burst' into class, a nyahunyo (Maasai whip made from car tyres)...

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Resume Writing Services: Little Known Free Online Service That Will Help You Secure That Position

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By Faith McCoy
Some folks are not aware of the fact that there are free online resume writing services that make a big difference in helping you secure that all important position that you have been desiring.

What is a resume and what difference does it make for anybody seeking a job?

A resume or curriculum vitae (CV) in other parts of the world usually makes all the difference between landing and losing a job. That is how important it is. This is the tool that sells you to prospective employers. It is therefore hardly surprising that resume writing services are so popular these days.

The big secret you need to know about resume writing is that if you can manage to show how you will solve the problems the employer wants to solve by filling the position, then it matters little how high the competition for the position is, it will go to you. And yet accomplishing this feat is not as difficult as it may seem at first.

One way to accomplish it is to hire the services of a skilled professional resume writer. Still there is nothing that can stop you being your own highly skilled professional resume writer. All you need to understand are a few basics.

Start by carefully reading the job description for the vacant position several times and making the effort to understand it. The most common mistake people make is to read the job title and make all their conclusions. Remember that companies are different and usually have different priorities and different systems in place. Besides there are many times when positions are created specifically to deal with certain emerging problems in an organization and what they do is scurry around for the job title that comes closest to describing the position. When you are aware of all these facts, you will definitely have a head start over many others.

The truth of the matter is that to secure most desirable jobs and positions these days, you will have just have to find a way of doing some research. Naturally you will need to be very careful about this because some organizations disqualify candidates who call in seeking further information. So what this means is that you have to use any inside information you get very wisely so that it does not look like you have the information in the first place.

But let me emphasize from experience that any trouble you take to do research will more often than not pay dividends for you many times over. It will help get your resume fished out of the heap and carefully kept aside. It will help you land the job interview and ultimately, if you play your cards right, will help you secure that highly desirable but extremely competitive position.

And after you have gathered all the information you need, this wonderful free online resume writing service will help you organize an impressive job-winning professional resume.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Yet Another Tremor And SMS Messages Cause Panic In Nairobi

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The Nairobi earth tremors recorded their first damage to the Kenyan economy when the entire city of Nairobi virtually came to a stand still this morning with hundreds of thousands of man hours lost because Nairobians were too scared to go up to their offices in high rise buildings to work.

It all happened shortly after yet another tremor ocurred in the early hours of this morning followed by a flurry of SMS messages

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Trial Of Man Who Shot Mboya Should Have Been Declared a Mis-trial, New Evidence Now Reveals

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Evidence unearthed by one of Kumekucha's researchers has revealed glaring and gaping holes in the trial of one Nahashon Njenga (the man convicted of firing the fatal shots that killed Mboya). Loopholes that may have been enough to declare a mistrial.

The then powerful attorney general, Charles Mugane Njonjo, led the prosecution in the trial, and he deliberately refused to follow up on the "big man" allegation that Njenga made. Njenga's bizarre defense was...

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Why Kenyan Politicians Can't See Beyond Their Noses

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It delights me that more and more Kenyans are thinking more deeply about the plight of the vast majority of our contrymen who go through great difficulties to put food on the table regularly. This and the so-called cartels who control prices in Kenya have to be at the top of the elecetion campaign agenda.

I carry some comments by Gachinga Warima that made a lot of sense to me...

Guest column By Gachinga Warima

You know, I learned something a few years ago in an economics class that if implemented, would completely solve all our problems in Kenya. This philosophy completely changed my thinking.
African governments have all missed it....

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

This Is The Post That Was "Attacked" Earlier Today...

I have been forced to delete the post that was "attacked" earlier today and I have re-posted here complete with the comments. Those who have always thought that I have been joking when talking about real enemies of the Kenyan people within the Kibaki regime, can now sample their first piece of evidence. These guys do not want Kenyans to know the truth about these scandals involving huge sums of money.

-Kumkeucha-

Monday, July 16, 2007

Scandal Bigger Than Anglo Leasing

For legal reasons I cannot say very much about this scandal that has been dubbed bigger than Anglo Leasing. But I will be able to do so very soon. The plot in question is a huge chunk hived off the world famous Masai Mara game reserve. If you are in a position to, just check details of the plot Talek 155.

Even a Google search on Telek 155 yields this link to a story that appeared in one of the dailies.

Several very prominent people in the current administration have been named as beneficiaries of this controversial allocation. This is probably the reason why no action has been taken over the petition lodged almost a year ago (see article for details).

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posted by chris at 11:20 AM

6 Comments:
Magothe said...
Chris, unrelated topic. Some months ago, you did an interview with Kassam, he of the Trade Bank infamy. You know what the Bible says "evil flourishes when good men do nothing". Did this guy mention James Mwangi, Equity's CEO and how much moollah he carried away or didn't as the case maybe?

2:18 PM
derek said...
Magothe, there is no judge here. Please, as you have said it in unrelated, I maintain and I believe Chris will also say it that it is a totally unrelated topic and James Mwangi should find a better way of fending off his enemies. This was a matter that came up in parliament and I would not like to challenge that or comment on the contrary, but the privileges that it has within the august house will remain respectful to some extent, from me.

Now, the best thing to do is to contact Assam for a better answer or check with Mwangi if your chances of getting the truth can be settled.

I believe that Chris only opines and has no authority, legal or otherwise to draw conclusions on Trade Bank and associates.

Kindly observe protocol. Did Mwangi sleep with dogs? Believe you me, he will rise with fleas!

3:46 PM
Anonymous said...
Derek, didn't you know you spoke for Chris. Kwani Chris hana akili yake?
Like I said, they are many who pretend to be developing Kenya, but don't want to stand to be counted

10:27 PM
Magothe said...
Derek-Tx for your response.
Anon-tx for the your answer. Apparently, Derek suffers from an ailmnent known as "illusions of grandeur" for which despite extensive research, there is no known cure.

11:49 PM
Taabu said...
Hope we are not descending to the battlefield guys. First point of correction Bw. Magothe. The Kassam series of interview early this year were conducted by Std (Dr. John Mulla, US) and not Kumekucha.

That said, information is never old till you know it and your only sin was to ask. You gave a clear disclaimer that yours was an aside but it apparently pricked brother Derek and hence his bile. There is nothing like old and new thieves, JM can't hide under the plastic growth of Equity to cover his stinking dark past. We are no MPs to warrant lectures on parliamentary immunity. Otherwise everyything would be subjudice.

See, I am already sucked in it. As you can see in the heat of all this we miss the light and you can see that all the four posts above have nothing in response to the main post. Come on guys allow people to differ with you without being emotional. That is not asking for to much, or is it? Bring them on.

3:40 AM

Red Alert: Kumekucha Under Attack!!

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This is an important notice to all our readers.

When former ethics PS John Githongo posted the famous David Mwiraria Anglo Leasing tapes online, his blog was attacked by some nut who posted masses of government documents in the comments area. The idea was to stop any genuine comments by Kenyans getting through and they succeeded.

Kumekucha is under a similar attack which started the minute I posted a story about some grabbed land right in the middle of the Masai Mara. Some of you may have seen a lengthy pornographic post intended to divert attention away from this issue of national importance which for legal reasons I cannot say very much about. For some strange reason I am having difficulties technical difficulties deleteing it (but I am working on it). I have also been informed by my sources that there is already great fear within the administration insiders over this scandal (which involves various big names in the Kibaki administration) being revealed.

I have therefore moved quickly and taken a number of precautions. If the attack persists, I will have no option but to moderate comments before they appear. I know that we have all enjoyed the chats here a lot, and I sincerely hope that it will not come to this. Obviously they are very determined that the truth does not come out.

I am closely monitoring the situation.

Why Is Hon Michuki bullying his youthful challenger?

The photographs Kumekucha feared to publish.

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Major Earthquake in Nairobi Imminent?

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Over the last 36 hours or so, residents of Nairobi and it’s environs have reported experiencing earth tremors and violent shocks. Indeed it has been reported by geological experts that most of the seismic activity is originating from around the lake Natron area. Lake Natron is in neighboring Tanzania and within the Rift Valley that also sweeps across Kenya and is fairly close to Nairobi.

Now those who have heard the prophecy of a bearded professor of molecular biology turned prophet, Dr David Awuor must be getting the jitters...

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Earthquake Precautions... Just Incase

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The thing to fear is fear itself. During an earthquake it is very important to remain calm. A few basic precautions from kumekucha... just in case.

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Monday, July 16, 2007

President Kibaki's Secret Election—Winning Strategy

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I hope all you good folks know who Mutahi Ngunyi is. It is very important that you know because he is at the center of an election campaign winning strategy that has been carefully implemented even before the chaotic referendum of 2005 that is designed to see the ailing sickly President Kibaki back in power for another 5 years term.

Mutahi Ngunyi is that guy in specs who used to make cutting edge analysis in the run up to the 2002 general elections, mostly on KTN TV. He has admitted himself that during those elections he also did some consultancy work for the Kibaki team (which he says in one column that was published in the Daily Nation, candidate Kibaki at that time did not appreciate and arrogantly wondered whether he (Ngunyi) knew what he was talking about.)

In the early years of the Kibaki administration Mutahi Ngunyi's column in the Sunday Nation had become a must-read, especially because of his biting, but well-researched...

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Why This Luo Thing Hurts Me So…

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Today's posts are all dedicated to the closest friend I ever had, the late Ger Nyanjom, whose life was brutally cut short before he could achieve his dreams. The man who shot him at point blank range in a Nairobi office and stole nothing in 2005 has never been arrested to this day. Circumstances point to the fact that my friend "G" as he was fondly known to those who were close to him, lost his life because he was a Luo (sorry, I can't give details).

Thank you "G" for being there for me when I was down and out. I will not rest until all the Luo propaganda, that has caused so much anguish to this community and which was partly to blame for your death, is reversed and all Kenyans reach a place where they understand and appreciate the Luo community as precious Kenyans whose contribution to our beloved motherland has always been downplayed and undermined. I dream that one day soon, a popular Luo president will be elected in Kenya and the electorate will not even notice that he is a Luo…



I was born in Kisumu and yet strangely enough my parents were not residents of this beautiful Luo Nyanza lakeside city. They were in fact traveling and Kumekucha just couldn't wait to get into this world—if only I knew the nature of this world then, I would not have been in such a hurry.

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How Jaramogi Odinga Denied Kenya A Leadership Free Of Tribalism

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Jaramogi Oginga Odinga in a moment of jealous rage denied Kenya the perfect non-tribal beginning she deserved and at the same time took away the presidency from his own Luo community and handed it over to another Kenyan community.

The spiritual implications of this action make it difficult for the community to win back the presidency that was there's in the first place but was given away and more so the man's son Raila, (who is as different from his father as light is to day). Something you give away to frustrate your own is not easy to get back.

This is what happened…

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Kibaki Holds On To Solicited Award At Function

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I watched in amusement early this month when an excited President Kibaki refused to hand over the UNPSA award to his Aide de Camp prior to addressing members of his cabinet at State House. It was a sight to behold because this was a special ceremony that required the attendance of all ministers, their assistant ministers, permanent secretaries and other senior government officials.

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Dangerous Presidents-In-Waiting…

It is amazing how very few Kenyans are able to see the ticking time bomb that is in the country today. Even now when it is before our very eyes in increased violence and unexplainable crime wave levels.

One of the things that the Moi administration did was to dramatically increase the number of university graduates the country churns out every year. This is both a good thing and also a very bad thing. A good thing in that Kenya is now reaping dividends in massive foreign exchange inflows from professionals working abroad. In fact repatriated cash from Kenyans working in virtually every country of the world you can think of is the highest foreign exchange earner currently.

It is a bad thing in that a lot of these highly educated young people are jobless and frustrated. The most dangerous thing for Kenya is the fact that we have too many people who are frustrated and have nothing to lose. That is one of the reasons why the Mungiki terror gang continues to recruit in large numbers.

There is nothing more dangerous than having millions of people who go around mostly hungry and have no idea where their next meal is going to come from. These are extremely dangerous masses to have because they really have nothing to lose. The situation exactly shortly before the bloody French Revolution.

Yet none of the men who want to be president has seriously addressed this issue which is already breaking up the country. And if they have, it is to suggest that the people eat cakes if bread is scarce...

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Bizarre Kenyan Economy: Shilling Strengthens But Prices Rise Steeply

One does not need to be an economist to grasp a simple truth.

When the currency of a country strengthens against major foreign currencies, it means that imported inputs become cheaper and costs of production and distribution of products and services should fall (and this impacts everybody because goods also need to be transported and a stronger shilling means that we need less shillings to buy petrol for example). In other words it is rather obvious that prices should fall.

But look at the situation in Kenya today. As the shilling continues to strengthen, the prices continue to go up.

So what's wrong?

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Saturday, July 14, 2007

Kalonzo Musyoka’s Worst Nightmare Comes True

From the latest Steadmann Polls, we now know why Kalonzo Musyoka wanted the ODM presidential candidate decided early. What his handlers feared would happen has come to pass, at least according to the latest poll where he has continued to slip further behind as Raila surges ahead.

We also know that amongst the “lies peddled by current prominent ODM luminaries was that Kalonzo would be the opposition’s presidential candidate. That would explain the sudden popularity of the Mwingi North MP and his high score even in Luo Nyanza for the presidency. But now that the rift within ODM has become common knowledge, it seems that the popularity of the candidate is melting fast before our very eyes.

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Kenyan Fairy Tales

Count down to general elections jokes;

Emilio’s grand son asked his grand-dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time...?" Emilio replied, "No. Some begin with 'After I'm elected..."

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Friday, July 13, 2007

Kalonzo Musyoka And The Top Kenyan Who Failed Badly In A Recent Job Interview

Kenyans are renowned for their job interview skills.

In fact I have personally witnessed situations where Kenyans are so good at the job interview that they end up being disappointing at the actual job because they showed more promise than they actually possessed at the job interview. In the job market we refer to such candidates as "job interview professionals". So good at landing jobs, but hopeless when it comes to doing the actual work they landed a position to do.

The Mwingi North MP has sent an implication to a prospective employer for the position of CEO and recently in one of the interviews with his prospective employer he did what you never, EVER do at a job interview. He lost his temper. I once went to a job interview where the Italian executive did everything possible, and came very close to succeeding, in making me lose my temper. He made fun of my qualifications, mimicked something of the things I said in a comical jeering manner. Said things about my upbringing etc.

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A Time And A Chance For Change In Kenya

Bill Gates, until recently the richest man in the world and founder of Microsoft, once said that the reason why he did the sort of thing that if he were a Kenyan would have resulted in a curse from the clan (that is dropping out of Harvard) was because he saw a window of opportunity. And he took it.

Obviously windows of opportunity do not remain open indefinitely and had Mr Gates waited and finished his degree in Harvard, Microsoft and his fortunes would never have been.

This is the reason why I have made an impassioned plea to our brothers who would rather wait for 2012 to get involved in any initiative to bring about change in Kenya. We have a unique window of opportunity now because...

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

The 4th President Project Update No 1

It is amazing what happens when two or three minds get together. You can imagine what will happen when our numbers reach 2 or 3 million, which will be very soon. As I write this I already have very workable detailed strategic action plans of how to meet our objective here that have arrived via email.

I take this opportunity to thank all those who have already volunteered to "get their hands dirty" towards meeting our 4th-President-project whose objective is to put a president of our choice into State house. I really like what Jeff said in a comment elsewhere in this blog. I have reproduced his comments below. The most striking thing is that things have already started happening and if anything comes out of this we can never claim to be the ones who started it. Kenyans everywhere are already fed up and have decided to do something about it.

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Myth On The Presidency That Has Fooled Even Intelligent Kenyans

How two unqualified chaps fooled a nation, the third simply appended his signature

The last time I checked, Kenya is not a kingdom. And yet that is precisely how even highly educated Kenyans some of whom read this blog treat the office of the president. This is proving to be a big obstacle in the search by ordinary Kenyans for the right candidate.

For those who are unaware, a King owns all their subjects and everything that they have. You breathe and live at the pleasure of your King. (An interesting aside here is that in our country all civil servants still serve at the pleasure of the president and that is why President Moi was within his constitutional rights one day when he instructed at a public meeting; Nikifika Nakuru sitaki nione hio nyangau English translation; "When I reach Nakuru, I do not want to see that animal in office." The Kings's word is not just final, it is the law...

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Kidnapped 3 Year Old Child's Severed Head And Hands Found On The Banks Of Nairobi River

As the police supposedly continue to win their war against crime, a child disappeared on Sunday in the Baba Dogo area of Nairobi and the mother has been looking everywhere for the 3 year old boy.

Her search ended yesterday on the banks of Nairobi River when a hawker in search of maize to sell stumbled upon the body parts of what remained of the boy. It is not clear who informed the mother and she arrived at the scene before the police arrived to remove the body, to confirm that the head was indeed that of her missing son. Naturally she could not be consoled.

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What Happened To This Wife Starved Of Conjugal Rights?

Your guess is as good as mine over what the fate of the Kenyans talked about in the following guest column was. This piece is from a lady who runs the blog Jamii ya Kenya. Visit her blog and leave some encouraging remarks. Let us promote everything Kenyan, especially our ladies who have so far "chickened out" of leaving comments here (but I know they read);

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Publishing Books Will Enable You To Do What You Enjoy Most

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By Faith McCoy
Nothing opens doors for people like publishing books related to their expertise. And I have even bigger news for you; there has never been a better time in history for you to publish a book based on yourself and what you like to do. Yes, yes, I hear you point to the massive unlimited free information available online. Yes, I hear you point to the fact that all sorts of media, which drives folks crazy and should also be driving them away from books, bombard us all.

But let me tell you a short story to get my point across. In the early days of radio, nobody wanted his or her songs aired on radio. Many were sure that radio spelt doom and would inevitably bring down the music industry. Instead radio opened the door for mega-hits and mega stars like Michael Jackson. And these days people are desperately fighting to get their songs on radio. So, what happened? You see it was assumed that if somebody heard your song on the radio, they would not feel the need to buy your records (in those days). But instead the very opposite happened. Tens of thousands of people who would otherwise never have heard your song, hear it and a substantial percentage can't get enough of it and therefore troop to the store to purchase your tracks.

Books are enjoying a similar boom courtesy of the Internet. That is one of the reasons why Amazon.com is so big and prosperous. However many other smaller book selling operations are doing roaring business on the World Wide Web. You see the web opens up a market of tens of millions of potential readers who would never have heard of your book in hundred years. The truth is that apart from getting to do what you enjoy most by publishing a book on your life experience, you can also very easily make quite a bundle, while you are at it.


Why Are The People Publishing Books Getting Such High Sales?
Why should books sell in millions when we have so much free information floating around on the net? The answer is simple. The information available on the World Wide Web often creates more hunger for information, which can only be satisfied by detailed books. Just like radio still creates more hunger for the songs aired.

In fact the problem is that most of those publishing books have not yet learnt how to make full use of the Internet—the most powerful book promotion tool ever invented. You'll agree with me on this by the time you finish reading this article.

What Should You Write About?
Publishing books is an excellent way to promote your business and unique skills. Books quickly make you an expert in the eyes of the public and is a brilliant and effective way to launch a career as a consultant in whatever it is you are so good at doing. This is exactly how so many have ended up being able to do what they enjoy most for a living. Usually even the books themselves end up being a significant profit center in a consultant's career. For example they can be sold at the back of the room every time you are invited to speak somewhere. Alternatively you can refer to it when giving free consultancy services online at forums (as a strategy to promote your services). There are numerous other ways to promote both your consultancy services and your book.

Promoting Your Book With Popular Keywords And (SEO) Search Engine Optimized Articles
Publishing books is one thing but selling them is quite another. The secret lies in exposing it to your target market and hottest prospects. When you do this you will usually make it all look very easy. It is very easy to do this online because all you need to do is use the right keywords and a little seo (search engine optimization) skills. In fact you don't need to do it yourself, you can just look for a ghost writer who understands books and how to promote them online.

Publishing And Selling Books Is Easier With Blogs
Blogs are the most wonderful and effective promotional tool for selling books. You can publish excerpts as the book is in progress, or you can publish teaser posts once your book is out. There are actually numerous ways to use blogs to guarantee that publishing books is a rewarding and lucrative cash cow for you.

Conclusion
It really does not matter how humble your vocation is, as the saying goes everybody has at least one book in them. Therefore you must seriously consider publishing books on what you know or love.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Kumekucha Reorganizes

You will have noticed that there are a lot of changes at this site.

For a number of reasons, I have had to re-organize this Kumekucha site, basically changing the location of things but none of this will in any way interfere with your enjoyment of this highly popular and addictive site. If anything your pleasurable experience will be enhanced because you will now have access to a lot more than just Kenyan politics and news.

Although the main page will remain here, I will be re-directing Kenyan politics and news traffic to our sister Kumekucha site. One of the things that has happened recently is that we have detected attempts to hack into our main site and I feel that it is prudent at this time that we take precautions against such an eventuality. This main site will now feature the headlines and a brief summary before linking to the actual stories. This main site will now also take up the role of being an article directory to store quality articles and information as well as help people direct targeted traffic to their sites. So in case you have a site that you would like to direct loads of tagetted traffic to, then this is a good site to post educative and informative articles with links leading back to your site. They have to be approved of course because we want to maintain high standards.

Meanwhile you will still be able to enjoy quality kumekucha content both here and at Kumekucha1.blogspot.com, and I will feel much more secure and more prepared to face any emergency or adversary in future.

Thank you and ENJOY.

How Rampant Lawlessness In Kenya Today Started From The Top

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Yesterday a mysterious fire broke out at a primary school in Kawangware. Despite several frantic calls to the fire department and their assurance that they were on the way, they did not arrive until well over an hour when the fire had already done a lot of damage. The mob that had gathered around went berserk and started throwing stones at the fire engine and pelting the firemen with everything they could lay their hands on.

Most of readers pointed out quite correctly the inhuman manner in which an adulterous woman and her lover were paraded stark naked in the streets in broad daylight after being caught red handed in the act. (see photographs...

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Muiruri, Police Commissioner And State House: What Is The Link?

Stephen Muiruri, the former Nation crime editor, is a very secretive person. One quickly gets the impression that this guy is carrying a lot of secrets within him. What do you expect after the guy has served 11 years as a crime reporter and crime editor with a busy daily newspaper?

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Why Posting Your Original Articles In Blogs Will Get You Loads Of Traffic

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You need to understand why blogs are generally so much more effective in generating traffic than websites. Why blogs always tend to rank higher than web sites in search engines results for popular keywords and why blogs have made many more millionaires much more quickly than websites ever did.

Grasping and understanding the blog advantage will mean much more traffic for you and all the sites you ever promote using articles;

1. Linking comes naturally in the blogosphere and these links rapidly accumulate to a high number and directs colossal chunks of traffic from one blog to another. There are blogs out there that have never featured significantly in any search engine but enjoy daily six-figure traffic, all coming in through links from other blogs. Your article posted at the right blog has a decent chance of rapidly attracting links and traffic.

2. However it is also true that the high number of links inevitably takes blogs right to the top of search engine results for popular keywords, which causes even more traffic to pour in for a long time to come. Articles that you post in blogs that get liked and thus attract lots of links will be pushed right to the top with very little or no further effort from you.

3. The giant Google-owned blogger.com, which is by far the largest host of blogs on the web usually lists recently posted article and interesting new blogs in its' home page. This sites home page receives millions of visitors daily and this gives any article posted in a blog extra publicity and visibility and a chance of getting noticed.

4. Google also have a blog search engine called Google blog search that is getting more and more popular by the day. In fact traffic to this blog search tool is exploding. And it is not too difficult to figure out why. Searching for most information is a lot easier at the blog search engine than it is at the conventional search engine. You're usually looking for as much content as possible and the content is in blogs. When your article is posted at some blog, you dramatically increase the chances of somebody finding you using the blog search tool.

5. Remember that even when a blog that does not link to your article gets traffic, chances are high that the traffic will end up at your blog site. How many times have you followed links three or four times across several blogs? That's how the blogosphere operates and you'd be crazy not to look for a way to cash in on this as soon as possible.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Is Stephen Muiruri In Trouble Again Over A Mere Letter To MPs?

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Within a few hours of publishing former Nation crime editor’s letter here, it seems that the whole episode has stirred up a hornet’s nest.

Personally I find this whole episode ridiculous and rather strange, especially when we know that the same letter we published here was sent to all MPs. So what is the fuss all about?

Kumekucha has been contacted by some desperate-sounding persons claiming that top policemen are plotting to arrest Muiruri again or at the very least harass him over the letter which certain interests are extremely furious about. More so the ones he exposes in the letter.

Had I not received this other communication, I would have dismissed the following comment as something from one of the nuts who linger around this blog. However based on the information that I now have I sense that there could be more to this strange comment which I have reproduced at the end of this post (the original can be found at the post of the Muiruri letter to MPs.)

What does Muiruri know that makes these guys go ballistic every time he writes a harmless open letter? Would Mr Stephen Muiruri dare to shed light on this?

So what is my opinion on the proposed Media Bill, Phil asks? I agree with the readers here who make an interesting observation. That getting a conviction based on the bill would be highly unlikely because it contradicts several key constitutional rights.

But my attention is drawn to a bigger question;

Why is the government so keen on a media bill so much so that other much more important and pressing matters have been swept aside to make room for the passing of this media bill? Even key constitutional reforms are not as important as the medis bill. WHY??? What is the government frightened of? Another scandal about to be revealed that is bigger than Anglo Leasing? (keep your eyes on this space)?

Still the fact that Stephen Muiruri has been harassed by a hypocritical mainstream press who want press freedom for the mainstream media and then turn round and condemn the very alternative press where they get some of their best leads from is worth noting. Sometimes these “respectable” media houses even go out of their way to ask their members of staff to stay away from Kumekucha. With this in mind, maybe it would be a good idea for the Media bill to be passed so that it hinders the work of the hypocritical and highly selective mainstream chaps. We can then all start fighting for press freedom all over again and this time without hypocrisies or double standards. Sometimes when you build a house and it has major flaws, the best way round the problem is to bring it down and start over.

Anonymous said...
Chris, am a police officer based at Police Hqs, Nairobi. I attended a meeting where the issue of Muiruri's letter on the media bill, which you have posted on your blog was discussed. I had to sneak from the office to go to the cyber to read the letter. Compo (Ali) is very mad with the article and Muiruri might fall in deep trouble soon. Please do something to save this guy. He used to be the solo voice of police officers when he was at Nation but all those he left behind have been heavily compromised by Compo and the press if full of lies these days. Police officers are suffering now there's no one to speak for them. Crime has sykrocketted and all the media happy to report are lies. We are not happy when our colleagues and Kenyans are being killed. Use your influential blog to save Muiruri.


Why Is Hon Michuki bullying his youthful challenger?

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The 4th President Of Kenya

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The charade in Mombasa involving presidential hopeful Kalonzo Musyoka and a highly charged jeering crowd and the rest of the high drama revolving around ODM's selection of a presidential candidate is really occupying many Kenyans. One of the reasons for this is that many believe that if ODM sticks together and supports one candidate for the presidency, they will win the presidency hands down.

What we have all failed to do is to soberly look at the work that needs to be done so that we may seek the candidate best suited for the office of president. Many Kenyans choose to be "realists" instead and in the process we fall neatly into the plans of the political ruling class. I urge all you "realists" out there to spare a moment to read this article and also our guest post by a Michael Mundia Kamau. It is my hope that your eyes will be opened.

At the very least I beg you to think outside the box. Because we have some extraordinary challenges and problems facing us in Kenya just now, which cannot be solved using the same old tricks which have failed us in the past.

Many times, my ideas here have been dismissed and I have been called a dreamer. And yet the saddest thing that can ever happened to a human being is for them to stop dreaming. I once met an old man in his late 60s at a jua kali garage where I had taken my ramshackle of a vehicle for repairs. It was a time in my life when I was facing so many problems and auctioneers were around the corner waiting to pounce on my car at any time. The man looked at my car admiringly and said to the mechanic in Kikuyu that in his entire life he had never owned a car. That’s statement struck me and I realized that every little kid dreams of owning a car, but what happens along the way? Many of them become "realists" and they lose the dream and in many cases the chance to own their own car. I hope I am not getting too deep when I say that life gives only that which you demand and nothing more, nothing less. What a man can dream of having, deeply desire and even imagine having, life will always give. But "realists" true to their realism receive only what is within their realistic reasoning.

My question here has always been; even after the harsh reality and hard knocks of this life, can you dare dream? Are you man enough to dream of something bigger than a car? Can you dream big dreams? Like a just government led by a fearless courageous president (preferably not older than 45) ready to give all for the cause of a better Kenya? Can you dare dream of playing a part in installing such a president as the fourth president of Kenya?

But let us start with a job description. What is the job on hand waiting for the 4th president of Kenya? Here is a short list;

1) Must be courageous enough to constitute a truth and reconciliation commission to bury all the skeletons in Kenya's closet because that is the only way we can have a truly new beginning.

2) Be courageous enough to take some tough decisions that will be politically unpopular but will be for the greater good of the country, like 1) above which will mean various popular tribal chiefs confessing their terrible sins and thus destroying their future political careers to stay out of prison. Others will refuse to confess and will have to be jailed or punished according to the law.

3) Be courageous enough to end corruption from the top. President Kibaki sounded very determined making his acceptance speech shortly after being sworn in as the 3rd President on that unforgettable December day, 2002. So what happened after that? I will tell you. Powerful forces came into play and the president had to survive. He had to abandon the dream and be a realist. Kenya cannot afford a repeat in the fourth president, we are rapidly running out of time here.

4) Be courageous enough to tackle tribalism head-on. For starters by appointing persons from as many different tribes across the country as possible to key positions. And also by passing laws that will clamp down hard on tribalism and any future administration that will "want to do things the way they have always been done."

5) Courageous enough to tackle the huge land crisis which is a time bomb waiting to blow this country into many tiny fragments if it is not dealt with quickly, like yesterday.

6) Courageous enough to implement new creative (out of the box) ideas that will make use of the resources that we have in plenty lying idle in the country while Kenyans suffer. Resources like lots of idle land and idle labour (Kenya's labor force is the most highly skilled and qualified on the continent today). We also have plenty of sun that can be turned into electricity. Enough rain to end all our water problems with the right rain harvest and storage strategy and policies etc.

7) But most of all courageous enough to start their administration with one priority. To get Kenyans working whether it is abroad or locally, to create laws and policies that encourage existing employers to employ more people and also to grow small businesses dramatically with a lot of help from the government because small businesses are the largest creators of employment in the world (not big foreign investors establishing factories in Kenya. Did you see what happened with the EPZ's.)

With all due respect to my dear readers and their preferred presidential candidates, let us remember that what we are doing here is not the same thing as naming our favorite soccer striker in the English premiership. Or our favorite ice-cream flavor. This is a matter of grave importance. A matter of life or death for many ordinary voiceless Kenyans. In fact the lives of millions of Kenyans hangs on it and that of your children and great grand children many generations to come. We cannot afford to get it wrong this time. Resigning ourselves to 2012 is suicide because one wrong move and we will not have a country left by 2009 let alone 2012. Can't you see the writing on the wall?

With this in mind I respectfully disqualify the following candidates;

Raila Odinga: does not qualify because despite his demonstrated courage, there is no way he will be able to deal with corruption with the current structure in ODM because many (if not all) of his tribal chiefs he is relying on to corner votes in various parts of the country are suspects of grand corruption. William Ruto should tell us how he made his wealth. Sally Kosgei whom Raila has been warning up to also has scandals linked to her. Musalia Mudavadi knows a thing or two about Goldenberg (the single scum that impoverished and killed the largest number of Kenyans in the history of our country). The same thing that happened to President Kibaki's resolve is bound to happen to his come March 2008 when the pressure will be unbearable.

Kalonzo Musyoka: I do not want to repeat that it is a fact that he hid in the National assembly toilets to avoid voting on important matters of national importance in parliament. Mr Musyoka told the Sunday Nation that he is a revolutionary. I'm sorry but that is laughable. These are not the Kanu days when mere words and slogans were peddled countrywise as the gospel truth and Kenyans were forced to swallow it hook line and sinker or else… I have tried very hard to look for something courageous that this fellow tribes-mate of mine has done in his life and the only one that comes close was his attendance of the controversial ODM rally in Mombasa last weekend. And the fact that he asked a hammer wielding charged, emotional man in the crowd to pass the hammer to him. That was brave.

I can't imagine this guy driving out the influential drug Lords who control Kenya at the moment and have made the country one of the major transit points in the world for all sorts of illicit drugs. Or saying "No" to the corrupt moneyed and very dangerous individuals who are the real rulers of Kenya.

Let me stop there and drop names of two individuals who have proved their bravery and ability to risk everything on a matter or principal. This is what we badly need in Kenya today.

John Githongo: John Githongo's Dad is a close friend of the President. Imagine that! Githongo was so principled that he was willing to say "No" to his own family and close friends. In fact many Kikuyus view him as an enemy instead of the national hero that he is. Believe me it would have been very easy for John to just turn the other way and play ball and he would have been a very wealthy man today and comfortably living in his own country instead of in exile. And amongst other things his father's outstanding bank loan would have quickly been paid off a long time ago. It is not an impossible dream to get John Githongo elected the 4th President of Kenya. It can be done. All we need to do is agree and the means will be found quicker that you think.

I dream of a Githongo presidency that will give Kenya the true new beginning that we all seek.

Stephen Muiruri: The former Nation crime editor is an example of the kind of character that we should be thinking of for this high office. Don't laugh. Remember we agreed to think outside the box here. If you carefully study the kind of wars this brother of ours is fighting, you will begin to understand where I am going with this.

The 4th president will need to be a courageous fighter. This is not the time to dream of long motorcades and everybody calling you "your excellency" which is what the ODM brigade and everybody else is dreaming about.

I bet you none of them are thinking about the ordinary Kenyans who have lost all hope and now have to face the prospect of losing their head even when they are desperately confronting the challenge of putting food on the table amid record economic growth figures.

Somebody has put it in the minds of Kenyans, and sadly including readers of this blog that to be president somebody needs to be very well known and already a politician. I put it to you that as per the current constitution anybody can become president. ANYBODY. All he needs are votes. Al we need is a people-driven wave to sweep our chosen candidate to victory. We can put anybody we want on that seat as long as enough of us have unity of purpose. All we have to do is reach across all the imaginary tribal boundaries like we are starting to do in this blog and seat down and agree.

I dream of a situation where the Nark-Kenya brigade will be busy fighting amongst themselves over parliamentary seat nominees for the party as ODM holds endless discussions over which one of them will be the party's presidential candidate (the reason why they can't decide is because of GREED, nothing else) and meanwhile we ordinary folks say enough is enough and make our own plans. After all it is we who have the voting cards, is it not?

The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.

There is nothing, which the mind of a man can imagine and dream about that cannot be turned into a reality.

Most of all my friends, I dream of the day when all of you will abandon your preferred presidential candidate for us to join together to change our country.

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Mungiki Violence Continues: Line Between Organized Crime, Big Business And Government Is Extremely Blurred

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Guest Post By Michael Mundia Kamau

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President Mwai Kibaki’s Madaraka Day outburst against the Mungiki sect was an act of escapism and hollow bravado, geared at glossing over much deeper and wider societal problems. Even in passing, his Madaraka Day remarks cannot be treated with any shred of seriousness, given the failure of his Government to take any action on the perpetrators of the multi-billion shilling Anglo-Leasing scam of 2004 and equally, the failure of his Government to take action on the criminals who caused damage to the offices and press of the Standard Group in the high profile March 2006 raid, among just two still outstanding matters.

Two of the alleged masterminds of the Standard Group raid, foreigners no less, continued to operate with impunity in the country thereafter, before being belatedly deported following another high profile holdup at Nairobi’s Jomo Kenyatta Airport, yet the president chose to insult the people of Kenya on Madaraka Day by declaring that his Government would not tolerate or harbour any kinds of criminal activity. Were Anglo-Leasing and the Standard Group raid the work of "Mungiki"?

Moreover, and tragically so, Mungiki is just part reflection of the near absolute manner in which this country is now overrun by marauding gangs and murderous militia, whose actions are seldom known to
the wider public. Just before the crush of KQ 507 in May of this year, a gang of thugs gunned down 11 people near Kitale town in inexplicable gangland manner. This matter was quickly overshadowed by the KQ
507 plane crush, and has not been addressed since.

Incidences such as this have in any case been happening in all parts of the country for several years now.

Numerous militia now control and administer different parts of the country, terrorizing, maiming, stealing and raping, and are no different from Congo based militia such as "Intarahamwe" or "Banyamulenge". The security apparatus in all parts of the country have
been heavily compromised by these gangs and militia, or are overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude, in areas where the security apparatus has resisted being compromised. A case in point are the July 2005 killings in Marsabit district where there stands proof of repeated memos to the central Government, both describing a deteriorating situation and appealing for assistance.

In areas such as Nairobi’s peri-urban Ngong division, it is a known fact that inebriated gangs operate in groups of up to one hundred at night and implore residents to scream as much as they want during break-ins. This only makes things worse, and co-operation is often the best defense. Numerous overwhelmed residents in areas such as Ngong have now chosen to either sell their properties, shift, leave their gates and main entrances open at night to lessen the damage, or opted to pay protection money to the gangs or militia. It is a state of futility that the vast majority find themselves in, and it is in extremely poor taste for President Kibaki to brush all this aside and instead make bombastic remarks about only part of a much more serious and much wider phenomenon.

In any case, groupings such as "Mungiki" are the result of extreme societal chauvinism, inequality, insensitivity and prejudice, going back several years.

They have grown from strength to strength, fueled by society’s failure to adapt to changing times and changing realities. The terms in generous use at the moment, such as "crush Mungiki" and "deal with Mungiki once and for all" are in themselves a grim and sordid reflection of how detached we are from reality.

"Mungiki" and other similar groupings, are the Kenyan equivalent of organised crime elsewhere in the world, such as the Sicilian Mafia, the Italian Mafia, the Mafia in America "The Mob", "Commora", the Russian
Mafia and "Yakuza" in Japan. These are powerful and lethal organisations with wide and far reaching tentacles. If the American and Italian Governments have been unable to "crush the Mafia" and/or "deal
with the Mafia once and for all," it is futile for President Kibaki to declare that he will squarely deal with "Mungiki".

The line between organized crime, big business and Government is in any case extremely blurred. One of the most celebrated cases of this involves the high profile Kennedy dynasty in America. The Mob played a
key role in the fortune that family patriarch Ambassador Joseph Kennedy made in the motion picture industry in Hollywood. Ambassador Kennedy also got heavy support from The Mob in the 1960 election victory of his son, former President John F. Kennedy.

It doesn’t stop there. Despite the Warren Commission’s dismissal of a conspiracy in the assassination of President Kennedy and the ridiculous adoption by the same commission of the zigzag trajectory of the bullet
that eventually killed Kennedy, a strong conspiracy theory of the Mafia’s role in the assassination still looms, the motive being that Kennedy had made up his mind to bring down the Mafia. What’s more is that Kennedy shared a mistress, Judith Exner, with then Chicago Mafia boss Sam Giancana, and Judith was said to be one of the key moles that the Mafia had in the White House. Besides, the Zapruder tape taken by an amateur cameraman on the day of Kennedy’s assassination, 22nd November 1963, clearly shows a clear shot to Kennedy’s head, the work of a high calibre rifle even by today’s standards, and certainly
the work of a professional hitman. There is no comparison whatsoever between Ronald Reagan’s attempted assassination in 1981, and John F. Kennedy’s assassination of 1963. Many of us reacted with scornful disbelief when the Kenya Government initially suggested that former Foreign Affairs Minister Robert Ouko had committed suicide following his February 1990 demise, and it is clearly not just the Kenya Government that goofs. One would expect much better from any American Government. What’s more is that John F. Kennedy’s younger brother, Senator Robert F. Kennedy, was known to have even less patience for The
Mob, and had to be stopped even before he became president.

Another example of the large presence of organized crime in society, is the intrigue surrounding the sudden unexpected death of Pope John Paul I in 1978, as captured in David Yallop’s bestseller "In God’s Name". In the said David Yallop classic, one detects a determined effort by Albino Luciano (Pope John Paul I), to rid the Vatican of any Mafia connections and dealings, such as Paul Marcinkus ("God’s Banker"), and collapsed Italian bank, "Banco Ambrosiano". Pope John Paul I paid for this with his life, and Churches in Kenya have no idea what they are talking about when they tell the Kenya Government to immediately crush
"Mungiki".

Comparisons of "Mungiki" with the Sicilian Mafia or the American Mafia do not however start and end there, and this is probably where our greater concern should lie. "Mungiki" clearly also has far-left political leanings and can in this respect be also compared to radical organisations such as Hezbollah, Hamas, Taliban, Tupac Amaru, Fatah al-Islam, Abu Sayyaf and Black September. Mungiki therefore has the combined features of an organised crime outfit such as the Sicilian Mafia, as well left wing rebels with a political cause, such as "Black September", and it is very unfortunate that we have chosen to ignore this fact.

President Kibaki, his Government and indeed all of us, should therefore desist from using terms like "crush" because we are clearly dealing with phenomenon that we clearly don't understand. We should rather engage the likes of Mungiki in talks and discussions, in the same way that the Israelis engaged the Palestinian Liberation Organisation (PLO), and in the same way that the Colombian Government engaged the Colombian drug cartels, including Pablo Escobar’s Medellin cartel.

"Mungiki" is not a fairy tale, but grim reality that can tear this country apart in ways that we never imagined. Half of this country is under the siege of "Mungiki" type militia and the other half has
put it’s money into collapsing pyramid schemes, and the best that President Kibaki can offer are hollow threats and a disputable 6.1 % economic growth rate. This country is in a terrible crisis and we are not helping matters by living in denial.

On Valentine’s Day 1929, another high profile, well known and ruthless Chicago mobster, Al Capone, ordered high profile executions on a rival gang, in what has come to be known as "The St. Valentine’s Day
Massacre", and what certainly ranks as one of the most brutal warnings and statements of intent of all time.

Mungiki has done precisely this with it’s recent beheadings and none of us should make things worse by further provoking them.

Michael Mundia Kamau

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Why am I doing this? To promote a peaceful election and to start planting the idea in Kenyans that the thing to do to a person who has a different opinion from yours IS NOT to throw stones at him or wave hammers.

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