Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Kenyan Mouths for Rent to the Highest Bidders
Trust ingenious Kenyans to smell monetary opportunities miles away. In attempt to beat politicians in their own game creative Kenyans have formed organized heckling clubs for hire.
The mouths for hire couldn't have come at an appropriate time given the soaring political temperatures. After the preamble in the fiasco that was nominations, trust our scoundrels to take the game a notch higher by perfecting dirty tricks. At the coast the hecklers are ready with drums and trumpets at the right fee.
Before you dismiss them just take an honest look at most Kenyans and see the negligible difference between their form of clothed (elite) political scare mongering and these rag tag goons. It takes no nuclear physicist to see what these goons will graduate to when need arises as December 27 beckons. Brace yourself for interesting and trying moments these coming 4 weeks.
The selfish opening between the chin and the nose has never been put to a better use. No wonder all other part of the body belongs to the mouth. "Don't step on my toes", as if the lower limbs belong to the mouth! Na bado.