Kalonzo Musyoka’s recent antics defy logic and even some of his supporters are a little taken aback. To be honest I am extremely puzzled and so I have devised a multiple choice selection of possible reasons why the Mwingi North MP and presidential hopeful turned up with a Kshs 1 million cheque when collecting his nomination papers. He never handed it in, saying he would only do so when “a properly constituted elections board is put in place.” But why turn up with the cheque? What was he trying to prove?
Please put your answer in the comments section so that we can tally the results and solve this mystery democratically.
a) He wanted to prove that he can raise a million shillings.
b) Some members of the press and many Kenyans have never seen a Kshs One million cheque in their lifetime, Kalonzo wanted to endear himself to them by showing them one.
c) He wanted to see Mutula Kilonzo licking his lips in anticipation at the site of the big fat banker’s cheque.
d) He wanted to prove that both Ruto and Uhuru cannot raise One million shillings as fast as he can and should therefore scream at the top of their voices; “Kalonzo Tosha.”.
e) He wanted to enhance his image (people are saying he doesn’t have money) by taking advantage of the fact that most Kenyans are not aware that it is possible for a banker’s cheque to bounce.
Please feel free to add your own possible reasons in the comments sections and readers will vote on them too. Thank you.
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F=NONE of the above or ALL of the above
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No wonder your sources, are never quoted. Because I would question them. Is this your way of conducting polls?
ReplyDeleteI too am anonymous. Lets assume I vote "E". Kama anonymous ni mtu mmoja consistently voting for "E", does that add up to 4 "E's". Conveniently, statistically democratic.Man, you are among Kenya's brightest, you might consider asking for a top position at Staedman or Gallup. They too will be blown away by your methods. You have five responses now, run the regression and give us the results, genius!
It is a continuation of his mistaken belief that, he has a the Vehicle (read Party) and the fuel (read cash) required to move into State House.
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ReplyDeleteKumekucha has turned out to be one of those fake one-sided bloggs. Not only is it anti-government, tribalic but its full of unreliable gossip and foolish comments on things that are so straight forward. I have been taking note of articles and I have concluded its just one of those miseducationg bloggs... what a shame!
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