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Tuesday, August 09, 2011

The Evil that the Central Kenya political class are planning

The problem with most Kenyans is that they believe what politicians are saying. They still take those crooks on their word.

Yet as we have seen in this blog too many times, what Kenyan politicians say in public and what they do in private are as different as day and night.
Uhuru Kenyatta: Annointed tribal chief

The president of the republic of Kenya has on countless occasions warned against tribalism and urged Kenyans to show love for their country. Very patriotic, as it should be. But what has State House done in private?

There have been reports for a long time now that the provincial administration (whose salaries are paid by all tax payers) is openly campaigning for Uhuru Kenyatta, mainly in Central province. All other possible candidates have been frustrated at every turn. Yes you heard me right. While Kenyans are dying of hunger the government is busy using the provincial administration to campaign for a candidate of their choice. And any state official who tells Kenyans the truth (like the two sub chiefs in Turkana who talked to the press about people in their jurisdiction dying of hunger) will be disciplined.

The same State house has launched a publicity gimmick campaign pretending that we have local capacity and the will to try and prosecute the Hague 6. We are seeing the Moi tactics of the 90s all over again (where powerful people are questioned by the CID. In the 1990 then powerful cabinet Minister Nicholas Biwott was “held” briefly over the death of former Foreign affairs minister Robert Ouko). This time it is Eldoret North MP William Ruto who is being used for the photo opportunity targeted at the masses of Kenya and the foreign press. The idea is for people to believe that the government is finally moving against the perpetrators of the 2012 violence.

Do not forget it is the same State house that crafted a strategy to turn the good Kikuyu people of Kenya against the rest of the country. They told the people that the Kikuyu were being finished by this “Jaruo” who after taking over the presidency would make it impossible for them to survive in this country. Those who crafted this strategy were safe in their up market houses as innocent Kenyan children were made orphans, while others witnessed their own mothers being brutally raped.

What worries me now and should worry Kenyans is that the same political game played in 2012 is in the works. The wounds of 2008 are still very raw and yet these so-called leaders are busy anointing a Kikuyu tribal chief (in the name of Uhuru Kenyatta) and doing everything in their power to start the 2012 campaigns for him early.

Let me help those not familiar with how politics is played in Kenya and are wondering what I am talking about.

We all know that there are at least three other major candidates from the Kikuyu community seeking the presidency. Namely Peter Kenneth, Martha Karua and Paul Muite. The strategy will be to shut down all the other candidates and elevate Uhuru kenyatta to the situation where he will be the sole candidate representing the Kikuyu who matters. So the strategists have to move quickly to make upstarts like Peter Kenneth, Martha Karua and Paul Muite irrelevant. How will they do it?

They will do it by provoking emotions amongst the Kikuyu electorate. This is the only way because the bitter memories of the IDPs is still on the minds of the electorate. These people some of whom were previously landowners and employers have been reduced to beggars and are yet to be re-settled. So the story the Kikuyu electorate will be given is that they have to deal with the threat to the community first and then the IDPs will be settled later. They are already being told that Uhuru Kenyatta is the only person who can unite the community to deal with the threat against the Kikuyu community. They will be told that “the enemy” has already seen this and that is why Uhuru has ended up at the Hague. They will be told NOT to accept a Uhuru conviction because those working for it want to finish the Kikuyu.

Folks that is the sad reality.

I am keeping my ears on the ground and will regularly report back to you about the real message this evil politicians are spreading on the ground. Forget what you hear them saying on TV. The real message is delivered well away from the press cameras.

Meanwhile my appeal to my fellow Kenyans and especially my dear Kikuyu brethren is to ignore what the politicians are telling them. Their community is not in any danger. And they don’t have to have one of their own in State house or in a powerful position to survive in the new Kenya. May I remind them that they survived in the old Kenya for 24 years under the rule of President Moi who felt very threatened by the Kikuyu community and did everything in his power the marginalize them. Indeed he is the man who inventes tribal clashes in 1991.

Surely in the new Kenya our Kikuyu brethren will thrive as will all communities in Kenya.

61 comments:

Taabu said...

Chris,
Kwani UK amekula nini yako? Please leave Muigai alone and FYI the central MPs are only doing what everyone is doing except they are DIFFERENT and deadly, UTADO?

Anonymous said...

Chris,

You are very right. Thanks for setting the record straight. There have been a lot of lies put forth as truth. Thanks for debunking them.

Prior to the 2007 elections the Kikuyu elite/State house operatives crafted a strategy to turn the Kikuyu people of Kenya against the rest of the country. They lied to their tribesmen and women that the Kikuyu were being finished by this Jaruo who after taking over the presidency would make it impossible for them to survive in this country.

This is where this HUGE lie that has been believed and repeated by almost all the people from the Mt Kenya region originated (that it is all the other tribes of Kenya - 41 against the Kikuyu - 1). A BIG FAT LIE and a HUGE pile of absolute RUBBISH!!!

These are the same guys who have launched a publicity gimmick campaign pretending that we have the local capacity and the will to try and prosecute the Hague 6. A BIG FAT LIE and a HUGE pile of absolute RUBBISH!!!

The same political games played in 2007 are in the works. These clowns will provoke emotions amongst the Kikuyu electorate using LIES and DECEPTION and the story the Kikuyu electorate will be told is that they have to deal with the "threat" - whatever the hell that means - to the community. A big, stupid lie. In other words: A BIG FAT LIE and a HUGE pile of absolute RUBBISH!!! Unfortunately our Kikuyu brothers and sisters will fall for this RUSE

Anonymous said...

Central Kenya is not planning for anything, stop rattling the feathers for nothing.

Only Martha Karua will come out on the top!

Anonymous said...

Taabu is excited with this thread now that it propagates his hatred for the Kikuyu's.
The pensioner has crawed from the woodwork people after taking a sabatical in that thread talking about donations.
What a douche!!
Expect him to flood this thread with numerous anon comments with words like waxing lyrical etc

Chris, what makes the central MP's different when they do what Riftvalley, or Nyanza, or Coast etc MP's are doing other than the fact that you seem to be programmed to hate on Kikuyu MP's when they make a united political position?
Bure kabisa. But then we all know you are eying that kitita of e-campaign funds from the opinion poll prezo as he makes his last attempt to win that elusive coveted prize, PORK.
Well, spread the hatred, sow the seed of discord and you will see what the harvests will be.

Anonymous said...

Will the kabila adui mantra hit kumekucha again?? The ghosts of tribalists seems to have been woken.

Good job chris

Anonymous said...

This was a news item on monday 8th August in on eof the local stations.Now,what is the value of a blog like Kumekucha if all Chris can do in his free time is sit and watch Citizen Tv news to come up with a post.We need and expect serious political analysis not marketplace rumours.We dont need a copy and paste of what the print and electronic media reported!

Anonymous said...

Anon 8:12 AM,

Grow up!!! Stop it with the lies. This is not hatred of Kikuyus by Chris.

Chris is merely calling a spade a spade. Unfortunately your likes are allergic to the truth. You are only able to live a lie. Fraud, deception and theft are your way of life. BURE KABISA!!!

Anonymous said...

Clearly from this thread either what Chris is talking about has already happened or the good job State house did in 2007 is still working.

Read the post and then read the comments here carefully from number one. Nowhere is there anything against the Kikuyu and yet this guy has come out with both barrels firing castigating Chris for anti-kikuyuism.

Amazing!!!

Anonymous said...

this thread is about kikuyu's and chris has even made comical allegation that kikuyu's organized in 2007 to turn themselves against the other 41 communities...how stupid does that sound??

and what became of those in ODM calling the same kikuyu's kabila adui, sangari, lesotho, madoadoa..chris think his readers are a bunch of ignorant fools and we have multiple anon comments from his sidekick taabu. you aint fooling anyone.
I only hope chris knows that he stands to gain nothing by eliciting tribal animosity..the few cash he has been promised will not matter when he creates hatred around..is that so hard to see??

If politicians are making mistakes why bring the whole community in the same busket?? why not deal with the political crooks as individuals and leave their tribes alone??
hyprocricy is chris speciality..most kenyans know the games you are playing chris and it will not work..
poor old man

Anonymous said...

Ah, the ill wind from the west blows. Again. How predictable. So on the one hand we have the one dangerous man kimundu running around professing his umitigated 'love' for his 'kabila adui' and ordering the mass axion-haki yetu thugs to pay rent (heh). On the other hand, kimundus brainless lakeside mafiyas run around spewing venom.

This time around it is obvious you're on the very edge of the very deep blue sea. ALONE. Poor you! Even the toe-sucking Dick Morris (or the impotent Ocampo) cant pull a rabbit out of the hat.

And deliver them from the evil spirits that dwell in the hyacinth infested lake......

Anonymous said...

The election is less than a year to go, but Chris and Kumekucha have started their a ritual of ant-kikuyu tirades.
Shame on you!

Anonymous said...

I have looked into the crystal ball, stared at the cowery shells spread out on python skin, thoroughly examined seventeen pieces of crocodile's teeth in the huge turtle shell, and taken a very long look in the both the smaller and larger intestine of the goat that was slaughter this morning, communed with the ancestors and invoked the names of the mighty spirits from the valleys and ridges east of here.

And all I see, all I have been told and all that I keep hearing is the one and only name, and none of the following:

- Peter Kenneth who has been asked remain patient until December of 2017 or 2022 when the time will be ripe for him.

- Paul Muite whose time has come to quit politics and allow the chance to be utilized by a more formidable younger candidate who has the passion, the skill and the ability to lead the constituency into new, better and more productive future.

- Uhuru Kenyatta, who has had 100s of opportunities but wasted them all on allowing himself to be framed and used a political project for all the wrong reasons under the Kenyan skies.

He made a lot of claims during his campaign. But look shows he really can't be trusted to tell the truth.

The one and only name that continues to be mentioned and carried by the incoming winds from the ridges and valleys.

The name is non other that that of Martha Karua, Kenya's next president in 2013 and beyond.

Anonymous said...

with such statements by chris the 2008 events wil b experienced in even a worse way..shame on u chris and may the Almighty hav mercy on ur soul

Mwarang'ethe said...

"The problem with most Kenyans is that they believe what politicians are saying. They still take those crooks on their word."

xxx

Do you mean like when they CHEATED Kenyans that, the new katiba will change anything?

xxx

"Surely in the new Kenya our Kikuyu brethren will thrive as will all communities in Kenya."

xxxx

So, what is new in this new Kenya then bwana Chris if we expect the same stuff in 2012 OPIUM SESSION?

xxx

"The president of the republic of Kenya has on countless occasions warned against tribalism and urged Kenyans to show love for their country. Very patriotic, as it should be. But what has State House done in private?"

xxx

ahahaha, ehehehe,

You guys think tribes were invented for fun?

Tribes are a means of cultural, social, political and economic survival. More so, they are real. It is Kenya which is a FICTION.

When the modern State tells SHEEPLE to leave their tribes, it is telling them this. You come to me, i.e. ARMED and DEADLY STATE as an individual and I will crush thee.

As such, only FOOLS/SHEEPLE walk around as individuals. Those who walk in tribes, i.e. Kikuyu's are reaping benefits.

NB: 1. Just another example. Have you seen Jews in your public schools? No. They have their own schools, or, after schools to teach their own kids some stuff other SHEEPLE are never taught. Why?

2. Do you see Indian kids in your public schools? No. The Indians have their own schools to teach their kids some stuff other SHEEPLE are never taught. Why?

For instance, in the last few years, so many Kikuyu young blood have entered civil service. Why is this? Because their man is at the State House.

So, what does this mean? In 5 - 10 years, these young blood will be in control of State Machinery. As such, they will help their kin to get in and move up and ensure continued control and fu£%5 the rest of SHEEPLE.

xxx

Now, the real stuff:

If only our schools could teach, there are African REAL examples of how to tackle tribalism.

For instance, instead of teaching CONSTITUTIONAL TYRANNY imported from the IVY LEAGUE of FOOLS, UON should be teaching African Customary Constitutional Law.

Under such African Customary Constitutional Law, a well educated law teacher, would take his African students to a Kingdom which was located in Congo/Angola which had organised a FEDERATION OF TRIBES.

It was so well organised that, the tribes started melting away naturally.

That ANCIENT African Kingdom managed to do what IVY LEAGUE of FOOLS, FOOLISH graduates have failed to achieve since 1950's and they will never do.

However, this well ordered Kingdom, as would be expected was destroyed by colonialists.

Having destroyed some of the best DEMOCRACTIC GOVERNANCE systems in the world, they now teach you their CONSTITUTIONAL TYRANNY and you buy it.

Children, go back to your African History and you will be amazed at how ignorant we are.

Anyway, since the MIS - EDUCATION has done so much damage, let us retreat and continue enjoying, I tried by Culture:

I tried and I tried and I tried and I tried,

To make them understand

But they just can't understand

The more victimization is up on their back
The more foolish they become
The more victimization is up on their back
They satisfy Lord for less

xxx

And, now, for the BALLOT that COUNTS:

"Brace for hard times as shilling sinks to new lows, experts warn."

We ask, experts in what?

"By the close of trading session on Tuesday, the local currency closed the day at new low of Sh95.05 against the dollar. Dealers in the market quoted the shilling at an average of Sh95, for the first time in about 17 years."

Source: http://is.gd/f9llGV

Anonymous said...

For they behave as children even though new technologies were brought forth to them by orders from their kimundu god.

Please deliver them from the evil spirits that dwell in the hyacinth infested lake......

Anonymous said...

JUST LOOK AT THIS BEHAVIOR. FROM MIGUNA'S CHILDISH TIRADES TO THIS. HA! I TOLD YOU. EVEN TECHNOLOGY FAILS TO WORK SOMETIMES.

A local airline bumped off a passenger headed for Kisumu on Saturday morning to make room for Youth and Sports minister Paul Otuoma. The minister had not only failed to book the morning flight in advance but also arrived at JKIA at 7 am, nearly a whole hour after the passengers had checked in for the early morning flight. And not only was he late, he also jumped the queue of the passengers waiting to board the flight!

--FROM NAIROBI STAR

Anonymous said...

I think kumekucha was better off when Chris was busy getting his dumb ass screwed by the multinational pyramid schemers. There was less hatred but for the putrid stale recycled news from the aging pensioner taabu.

"I pledge my loyalty to the President and Nation of Kenya
My readiness and duty to defend the flag of our Republic
My life, strength and service in the task of nation building
In the living spirit embodied in our National motto 'Harambee'
and perpetuated in the Nyayo philosophy of Peace, Love and Unity."


Chris, Peace, Love and Unity dude!!!

Anonymous said...

Donk make war, make love..

For those like me tired with chris tribal rants, listen to Akon below.

Akon; I Just had Sex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&ob=av3e

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:22 PM
When there is no fish in one spot cast your 2012 election net in another.

Hope the constituents will try other possibilities when the time comes.

That MPig is definitely going to be one among many casualties that will be floored by their formidable opponents come the elctrifying December 2012 race for the house and other electoral offices.

Word has it that the MPig has been one toothless bulldog when it comes to real development in his constituency.

We were there for a funeral not long ago and were left wondering what the h.ll happened to the CDF cushion?

Lastly, the local airline is to blame and it should be shamed by all means necessary, unless the passenger in question agreed to the last minute arrangement, and was adequently compensated for the inconvenience.

Anonymous said...

Chris,
Are we talking of a collective evil being brewed by the Central Kenya political class?

Or a specific age old engineered evil that is always orchestrated by well known toxic chauvinist thugs that lurk in the shadows behind the Central Kenya political class?

This is all I have to add, the hopes and aspirations of an entire nation are no longer invested in one individual nor in one particular community.

Anonymous said...

Anon 8:07 PM,

I appreciate your comment but the reality is that if that mpig is given blessings by the usual supremo in that region, then regardless of his non performance, he will still be re-elected...just check other constituencies led by non performers like oburu, midiwo, kajwang etc. They are however assured to be re-elected due to their vantage association to you know who..such is the curse of kenyans and their politics.

Anonymous said...

Who is the famous Brit that was quoted as having said "Brazil will not be a safe place to stage the next World Cup Soccer"?

Now that the shoe is on the foot ("London Is Burning"), there are those who would like to know whether 'London will be a safe place to hold the next Olympic games in 2012'?

Anonymous said...

With what started as a protest riot in Tottenham North London, it has now become a fully blown revolution that is sweeping across England and potentially the whole UK.
The slogan now is "Rob the Rich" and "hate the feds(police)".
People all of the world are sick and tired of political class.

Anonymous said...

Chris,

What you need is to do a complete post about how our tribal kings stoke tribal emotions to get power.

Is it just Uhuru? I think the biggest culprit is Raila (who deserves a complete post for himself). Kalonzo, the coastarians (they have the Mombasa Republican Council), etc, etc.

JEFF

M. Pesa said...

Chris:

The problem with selfish Kikuyus (never mind they gave me a wife after kuracia with some goats and muratina) is that they have never voted for someone else to be president except their fellow mundu wa nyumba!

That's the painful reality they would rather not hear. Millions of Kenyans have backed Kikuyus like Kenyatta, Matiba and recently Kibaki. But the clever Agikuyus still expect "pumabvu" Kenyans to back them again in 2012. Kwani they think it's only their women who can give birth to future presidents?

Of course anyone can stand in 2012 regardless of his or her background, but we must also accept that ours is a very tribalized society that we live in. Tribe DOES matter in our politics, whether we like it or not.

Just looks at how Kibaki squandered all the goodwill from Kenyans. There's too much corruption, unemployment, famine and all "sensitive" dockets like treasury, security, trade, OP, finance, KRA, etc are under just one community. True or false?

Is that the thanks we have got from the Muthee after all the trust we placed on him? That does not mean I would vote for Raila, in fact I have said a zillion times I would rather roll and die that vote for Agwambo.

He's not a bad fella, he's just a spent force. We should actually name a big airport of road after him because he's done so much for us.

But what we need now is some young and fresh blood, possibly a woman to take this great nation to the next level.

Anonymous said...

...what we need now is some young and fresh blood...

But the kind of psychos and players, especially the demented political types like "Sonko" ro whatever his real name is, and the other crazy older one from Embakasi.

As far women politicians are concerned, the country will need a fresh crop of the next geberation of leaders with substance, guts and vision.

Otherwise Kenya will continue to remain stuck with the spineless 'yes women' like Ngilu, Shabaan, the Dress Flasher-Mugo, and others whose names are not worth mentioning.

In the meantime, more power to women politicians like Martha Karua and company, including one tough (no nonssense) future politician from N-Eastern.

Anonymous said...

What about the cyclical resident evil that has always been cultivated every election year by the likes of His Execellency Mh. Kigeugeu Kipeopeo Kiruka-Njia(ya)Katika?

Anonymous said...

Evil comes every 3-4 years, packaged in a blue-ish pimp-like suit, carrying a tube of black hair dye, with beady, leaking eyes trained on central Kenya......planning evil more egregious than the previous 3-4 yr cycle. Watch out folks!

Mwarang'ethe said...

M. Pesa said...
Chris:

The problem with selfish Kikuyus (never mind they gave me a wife after kuracia with some goats and muratina) is that they have never voted for someone else to be president except their fellow mundu wa nyumba!

xxx

What will Kikuyu's GAIN ECONOMICALLY by voting other tribes into power?

You guys think politics is a love affair or what? Politics is about ECONOMICS/RESOURCES. Period.

The only solution is to realise that, we have tribes in Kenya. Having recognised what we have been told to ignore by the colonialists, then, we can build a proper nation.

More so, having recognised our tribes as the basis of our society, we must also, recognise their right to leave the union should they desire.

As such, should Kikuyu's feel like leaving Kenya, they should be able to do. The population of Kikuyu's is more than that of Denmark, so, they can form their own nation.

Also, should Luo's, Kalenjin's etc etc feel the same, they ought to be allowed to leave the FICTION called Kenya.

Some may think stupid. However, should one be versed with history of humanity, you will realise that, it is the small states/city states that have been the best governed entities.

Sample the small Venice state, dazzling the whole world in the Middle Ages of Europe. Just watch it conquer empires like Byzantine.

You may also watch and be amazed at the City State of Athens in the Antiquity standing up to the mighty empires like Persia and smashing them like structures of clay.

Anonymous said...

lol! leaking eyes trained on or trained in you know where?

Anonymous said...

When are we going to learn to invest our valuable energies and resources in seeking to become and remain competitive in a global market where historical, geographical and our so called ethnic (city states) divisions are becoming so increasingly IrReLeVaNt?

Anyway, can't wait to see how long the Peloponnesian War, Zamunda style, will last and who the real victors/kabila-counties will be?

By the way, what became of the small states/city states that were once the best governed entities of the now grossly forgotten ancient era?

What about the city state of Athens and whatever that remains of it in 2011?

Other than the fact that similar ancient entities continue to provide streams of touring public with some of the ancient ruins from a bygone era, including left over pieces of pottery that can still be viewed in some of the museuems of antiquity around the world capitals.

Bobby6Killer said...

Anon 5:26, wickedly funny.

Mwarengethe, let's see how the whole counties thing works in 2012-17. It is conceivable we may be better off going the Swiss way. Technically their cantons are autonomous entities that together make up the Swiss Confederation. All of Switzerland is smaller than most of our counties. Problem with a confederation is the Mwafrika's propensity to over complicate everything.

Anonymous said...

"Their population may be more than that of Denmark, so they can form their own nation," and rightly so, as long as all like minded ethnicities remember to vacate the Metropolis of Nairobi (which is and will always remain part and parcel of the greater Maasai region) and form their own new ethnic capitals in the process.

Anonymous said...

@Bobby6Killer,
That's where the country is heading. And what more do we need besides the counties that maybe further subdivided into townships? Our counties will become the equivalent of the Swiss Cantons if all goes well in accordance with the new Constitution.

Mwarang'ethe said...

Bobby6Killer said...
Anon 5:26, wickedly funny.

Mwarengethe, let's see how the whole counties thing works in 2012-17. It is conceivable we may be better off going the Swiss way. Technically their cantons are autonomous entities that together make up the Swiss Confederation.

xxx

We would prefer the Swiss model.

Having said this, the so called Counties in Kenya, are nothing but, the DEVIL'S SAUSAGE.

xxx

"When are we going to learn to invest our valuable energies and resources in seeking to become and remain competitive in a global market where historical, geographical and our so called ethnic (city states) divisions are becoming so increasingly IrReLeVaNt?"

xxx

Look at this mis - educated fellow. Are you from IVY LEAGUE of FOOLS?

In these schools, we know they preach CAESARISM to the SHEEPLE and you seem to have swallowed it. ehehhee, ahahha.

What is globalization? It is just rebuilding of what historians call UNIVERSAL EMPIRE. Not that we expect you to know anything of this sort.

Let us enter the world of FACTS:

Ok, where we are today, which currency is the HAVEN for the BIG money freeing the New Rome?

NB: By the way, since you have not noticed, NERO OBAMA has set 12 TYRANTS, i.e. SUPER CONGRESS.

ehehehe, ahahha, history of Ancient Greece and Egypt OLIGARCHIES repeating itself in the 21st Century and IVY LEAGUE FOOLS cannot see it. Lol!

You guessed it, the SWISS FRANC.

Hear this!

"Switzerland takes action to weaken franc."

"On Monday, the Swiss government held an emergency meeting and said that "energetic intervention" was needed on the currency.

The currency has strengthened as investors have been piling into it, viewing it as a HAVEN in times of uncertainty."

Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14475791

We ask again, why is the BIG money leaving BIG SAVIOR STATES like the USA, EU and running to a rocky place in the Alps?

More so, why is the big money leaving BIG STATES with MILLIONS OF ARMED MONKEYS like Egypt, USA, France to the Swiss currency where there are no standing monkeys with guns. Why? why?

Open your fu$%3£ eyes and learn to OBSERVE the world.

luke said...

@Taabu,
Are you safe ama.....?just checking Bro,you know EPL has started you know. Tell them to leave the RAILWAY LINES intact please

Anonymous said...

Chris, our brothers & sisters of Central can plan all they want. Even if they voted for their own to a man( which they have done since 92), this time it will not get them to State house. This applies for all other BIG tribes in Kenya. Next PORK will have to be a widely acceptable candidate.

Anonymous said...

Why do we waste time on this?

UHURU will never be a President of Kenya.
He may shortly be a resident of Hague

Anonymous said...

Open your ... eyes and learn to OBSERVE the world.

I guess learning to observe the world from the prism of your electronic vantage point is a very enlightening exercise to say the least.

As always, we are what we repeatedly do. In other words, making sure current actions are in line with our aims.

If I may ask, how many times have you left your humble abode and gone on to see the real world beyond a fifty-mile radius of your environmental circle of Mesopotamian culture?

How many cities, countries, continents and cultures have you been able to visit and at the same time learn to observe in the last ten years?

Oh my gosh, Mr. Almighty Encylopedia Dramatica Octopus, goes at it again with the usual tirades and diatribes against unseen forces he always assumes have been prepped, polished and propped up by his arch nemesis, the guardians of the inner sanctum of the Ivy League Fools, and above all, the envied, feraed and imaginary members of the Skull and Bones Society.

BTW, congratulations and keep up the good discourse on the nature of Big Saviour States with Millions of Armed Monkeys.

Anonymous said...

The problem with England's riots is there are too many gangs marauding the streets of every English city. These gangs varies from "Asian Virus, Paki panthers, Somali gangs, Jamican tirades, black panthers, Chinese snakeheads, Russian mafias, Eastern Europeans gangstas, South American gangs"... and many many native gangs ALL claiming supremacy and stake of every England's streets.

No wonder PM David Cameroon said today some section of British society is pretty sick.

Anonymous said...

Ever since the Somalis set foot in the UK, The whole big black man gang (Black Caribbeans) thing went out of the window... Muslim, Sikh & Easten European Gangs run most of London... with White & Sri Lankan gangs getting some of the action here or there...

Peckham & Brixton are the only places in London where there are Black Gangs left...

Mwarang'ethe said...

How many cities, countries, continents and cultures have you been able to visit and at the same time learn to observe in the last ten years?

xxx

Ati observe in the last 10 years? That is an observation of a CHILDISH MIND.

It is so in the sense that, those who do not know history, are like kids. As such, to observe man in society in the last 10 years is USELESS and CHILDISH observations.

In other words, we prefer to observe man in a MATURE WAY as opposed to CHILDISH WAY.

This MATURE WAY, involves the HARD WORK of observing/studying man's NATURE from the KNOWN beginnings to 10th August, 2011.

We are done with that.

xxx

So, can you now tell us why BIG money is running from BIG SAVIOR STATES and which are GLOBALISING US, to hide in a small place in the Alps.

By the way, if you have never noticed, even HITLER, with all HIS ARMED MONKEYS, kept GOLD in the ALPS.

Why would a man with millions of ARMED MONKEYS not keep GOLD in his Kingdom?

xxx

Anyway, we are hearing that, the your GLOBALIZER IN CHIEF, i.e. NERO Obama has left for VACATION even as the economy wobbles.

This man!

Anonymous said...

Why even bother with paper tigers cum wannabe pseudo intellectuals at Kumekucha village?

It's only a fool's mind, let alone a child's mind that has really convienced itself into believing that it can observe and understand the world as well as the nature of humanbeings "from beginnings" to the present times.

If you are really an authority in every field of academia as you tend to present yourself 24/7, then you would have noticed or educated yourself on the fact that observing the world and the nature of humanbeings cannot be accomplished from the fish bowl of your academic discipline of Mesopotamia.

Some of your outbursts of rage, call them comments if you will, are full of grandiloquent language and quotes, but always contains no new ideas whatsoever.

Two words for you: Best of Luck!

Anonymous said...

NERO Obama (whose economy is aflame) is the one that needs good luck.

Anonymous said...

One of his former colleagues at Hunters College, Dr. Tegegnework, UN Under Secretary General, has gone on to better, bigger and brighter things, while he's still busy shooting his mouth off and crowing on various Kenyan forums. What a life!

Anonymous said...

Chris,
What shall I do knowing that my application for the chairperson's position, one of the many new positions in the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) may end up being disqualified or not making it through at all this time around?

Unlike in the past where one godfather or another influencial politician or well positioned civil servant or a heavy brown envelope would have put in a word on my behalf.

So far, I am expected to provide clearance certificates from the top-most office at the Kenya Revenue Authority, Kenya Anti-Corruption Commission, Criminal Investigation Department, Higher Education Loans Board, Director of Public Prosecutions, and heads of of the professional organisations to which I have belonged in the last couple years, since Mzee Moi and his company left office.

Furthermore, I no longer see eye to eye with some of the heads and their deputies at some of the above mentioned organisations since March of 2008 due to our different perspectives on PEV, unncessary shuttles to The Hague, yearly balloning (wasteful) military budget, dysfunctional parliament, a rotten civil service and what seems to be an ever present fear of any mzungu who sets foot on Kenya soil.

What do you think? Will it be wise at this point in time to try and resort using my former high school buddies, ethnic or clanish connection to secure the positions or rmploy pressure groups to campaign for me or use other associations and other means to land a plum job at the IEBC.

NSIS, is another hurdle (animal) all together with regard to optaining a clearance certificate.

They still know me very well and have never forgiven me for the damning reports that exposed their failures leading to the 2007 General Elections and their lack of decisive action or cordinated response thereafter.

So what shall I do?

Anonymous said...

The more things change the more they remain the same. Such as food for votes in 2012 is now in full gear.

"The Government will increase famine relief monthly supplies from the current 1,000 bags of maize to 2,000 for Mwingi. Tseikuru, Kyuso amd Muumoni districts to ensure all the affceted families are adequately catered for". - Kalonzo Musyoka.

Anonymous said...

anon 3:21 PM aka Oracle!!
When Mwarang'ethe beats your sorry a$% again with solid facts, you run to the hills and from the safety of e-caves result to cheap diatribes coz you clearly have no quality substance between your ears to compete in his league.
Swallow a humble pie, sit you sorry a$$ down, belt up, shut the f$#% up and learn a thing or two from Mwarangethe!!
Pensioner taabu did it, so should you!!

Anonymous said...

Mafi ya Kuku 2! Is what this article is.

Anonymous said...

Boy Oh! Boy! This Mwara-rubbish guy has an ego the size of an elephant! And the Brain of an Orangutang!!!! Did he just tell Bobby6Killer to Open his F@%&*g eyes.

Mwarang'ethe said...

If you are really an authority in every field of academia as you tend to present yourself 24/7, then you would have noticed or educated yourself on the fact that observing the world and the nature of humanbeings cannot be accomplished from the fish bowl of your academic discipline of Mesopotamia.

xxx

The fact that, you are a GRADUATE of the IVY LEAGUE of FOOLS is self evident. Listen KID:

ETHIOPIA/AFRICANS were the FIRST to establish a country on earth.

More so, the Ethiopians/AFRICANS were the first to set up the worship of the gods and to establish laws.

In other words, should you want educate yourself, AFRICANS CIVILISED all other BARBARIANS.

We may even add that, AFRICANS, also, went ahead to GLOBALISE the world.

As such, we START from ETHIOPIA/AFRICA and from there we march to NUBIA, EGYPT before it was COLONISED, from there, we cross to Mesopotamia etc etc to 9th August, 2011.

xxx

"One of his former colleagues at Hunters College, Dr. Tegegnework, UN Under Secretary General, has gone on to better, bigger and brighter things, while he's still busy shooting his mouth off and crowing on various Kenyan forums. What a life!"

xxx

If you go to IVY LEAGUE of FOOLS, you learn HOW TO EARN BREAD. We prefer to learn:

(a) The AIM, and
(b) END of life that which bread sustains.

It is for this reason, some of us, prefer to FARM.

We do so because, we are aware that, all civilizations, including the ARMED MONKEYS and the UN Satanic system are all supported by the SIMPLE FARMERS.

As such, we find FARMING to be the MOST HUMBLE PROFESSION for it involves NO MAD AMBITIONS.

xxx

Anyway, we are off to board the, Train to ETHIOPIA, which is not carrying IVY LEAGUE of FOOLS, FOOLISH GRADUATES:

http://is.gd/zzmXFP

Anonymous said...

Anon 10.25 PM open your eyes Man! Anon 3.21 PM is not Oracle but Taabu, kweli nyani haoni kundule!

Anonymous said...

Looking Back Over my Shoulders! I can see the look between your eyes.

Anonymous said...

Somali gangs are the most dreaded in London and Liverpool and Birmingham. They act like a pack of hungry hynenas when they set upon a victim. They control much of London drug trade unleashing extreme violence to any rival gangs. All these big black jamaican gangs are pussycats in comparison to Somali gangs.
They (somalis) are the most feared gang in UK. In recent times they have been fighting with the Bengali (Asian)) gangs for the control of East London ... Bengali gangs are the 'native' of the area.

Anonymous said...

MAD Cattle rustlers have invaded this blog posing as intellectual FARMERS! Bwa ha ha haaaaaaa!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@ anon 8/10/11 9:14 AM

Get your geo political map and history right the area of nairobi covers land that historically belonged to the agikuyu , akamba and masai so not a single community can claim nairobi, museaum hill, lavington, muthaiga muthangari, dagoretti and parts of kasarani were all kikuyu country areas towards jkia were akamba country and parts of langata were masai.

Anonymous said...

So Mr Chris, I thought the idea was to vote in a competent fellow regardless of ethnic origin, and not an ethnic community but I suppose if the the competent one happens to be mugikuyu then of course we elect the buffoon because ???? oh well I guess we need to diversify the presidency ...but why do you think you need the gikuyu vote if they are so evil?

This problem with mediocre thinking is that its absolute it leaves no room for reason

Anonymous said...

The question still stands as it were - How many towns, cities, countries, and continents have you visited in the last decade beyond your fifty mile radius, as from the year 2000 or 2001?

And how many cultures as well as people from different backgriunds and nationalities have you interacted with in a meaningful manner, and through social, educational - mind opening - experiences during the same time period?


As you already known by now, people's lives are changed for the better by the books they read, people they meet, and above all the places they visit.

An honest answer is not required of you to present to the anonymous crowd of Kumekucha, lest it becomes an endless excercise in futility.

However, all that's required of you, is to place or hang a huge mordern world map in the study, if you have any in your humble abode, then use multi-coloured turk pins to indicate places - minus international transit airport terminus- that you have been to or visited for while in the course of the last decade, ten years to be precise.

Every colour pin should represent the year that you have been to certain places, it's doesn't matter how many times you manged to be leave the country in a particular year.

Kenya and your villages of Mongotio, Nyalugunga, Sigalame, Vanga, Egoji, North Hor, Moyale, Liboi, Namanga, Karatina, Kyuso, Khayega, Makongeni, Changamwe, Kwa-Maiko etc are excluded by all means.

Now take a very good look at the world map and share the high points and major lows you've encountered during the period or times you been away, share it with your good circle of friends, note worthy colleagues, well informed associates within your professional world, and including those random strangers who care to know about the world around and beyond them.

Otherwise, just join the usual crowd in the market place and continue regurgitating what your've heard, read and seen through the media outlets near you.

A very simple task it is or shall I say, it was. Wishing you another wonderful decade - next ten years - filled with new experiences and eye-opening encounters that will be worth talking about or sharing.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 7:50 AM
First of all, don't forget to browse through or familiarize yourself with the following books for starters: Through the Land of the Maasai to the Source of the Nile ("Duch Massailand zur Nilquelle"), by Oscar Baumann, an Austrian explorer, 1891-1893.

The Last of the Maasai, by Mohamed Amin (RIP), 1987.

Among other books out there.

So far, I don't need to guess who your ancestors were, but I guess they were some of the late comers who once thought and still do up to this day, that free range Maasai grassland was idle and therefore no man's land, once of the reasons that caused them to grab the land as they still continue to do in 2011.

There is nothing wrong nor misplaced with my knowledge of the greater Maasai homeland and map dating back to the 14th century.

As a matter of fact, the Arab slave delears had laways armed themselves with such maps so that they could not becoming victims themselves in skirmishes or battles with the Maasai who were against slavery trade and stood up against it, unlike their ethnic counterparts in the East African region.

According to the map, Nairobi and the surrounding areas were designated as "no-go zones" or "danger zones"by the slave traders.

The rest of the other people are just late comers who thought there was free land to be had for nothing.

Anonymous said...

@ 8/10/11 9:14 AM

Yeah Yeah brilliant historian ignorant of the fact that populations and settlements were not static, its like alleging that the Anglo Saxons do not belong in Britain since they migrated from germany
The Athi people NOT MASAI controlled large parts of the western nairobi and were assimilated by the southern/kabete kikuyu in their migration southwards. You cannot rewrite history however tempting.You have a lot more reading to do.........

Anonymous said...

Yada yada yada yada yada, I have a lot to read about the non-static nature of various "populations and settlements" in the region around the land of "Cold Water" during the 14th century.

Why use the Naglo-Saxons when the Nilo-Hamitic trends or even the Niger-Congo Bantu thrust could have driven home the point in a more prcise manner?

So, who are the real southern Gikuyu?

And where did they migrate from in the first place given the elasticity of earlier populations and settlements in and around the Greater Rift Valley as well as the central plains of Kenya?

What was their original name known as before they settled in the area around Kabete?

What's the origin of the name 'Kabete'? What doesn't it mean in both Gikuyu and Maasai languages?

And why is it so distinct from Kibishiku aka 'Kibiciku'?

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