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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Most Corrupt VP Ever Wants To Live In State House As Ruto Sells Out


Prof George "coughing VW" Saitoti: This man is very determined to be your next president

It has not surprised political analysts that Internal security minister George Saitoti has finally come out in the open and declared his interest in the presidency.

But what Kenyans need to ask themselves are two simple questions. Who is George Saitoti and can he make a president, let alone lead Kenyans to the promised land we all yearn for?

It is no secret that Saitoti used to drive a beat up VW that would cough uncontrollably at the most inconvenient times on the highways and sometimes traffic policemen would be too surprised to arrest him. His 500 bob cheques would regularly bounce at his bank then, opposite the Hilton Hotel. The mathematics professor was picked up in that state in the 80s and made Finance minister. His climb was meteoric and within no time George Saitoti became an immensely wealthy man. So much so that he is now able to finance a presidential campaign almost effortlessly. So where did his money come from?

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The truth is that if there was a contest to single out the most corrupt Kenyan who has ever been Vice President, then there would be no contest. Saitoti would win hands down. Apart from the Goldenberg saga which the topology professor has tried very hard to distance himself from, Saitoti built a reputation with many would-be foreign investors as the man who used to send an aide to openly ask for cash handouts and bribes. I have two witnesses who have sworn affidavits and have even named the professor's favourite errand boy in this “business.” That is the man who wants to be your president.

The other question one needs to ask themselves is why Moi overlooked him and went for Uhuru Kenyatta instead in 2002. Some people claim that the excessive greed Moi saw in Saitoti would have meant disaster for Kenya. Oh well, that is neither here nor there because Moi himself also proved quite greedy towards the end of his tenure. But shall we say that is what Moi thought of him?

A fascinating aside here is that it seems that the alliances for 2012 (or whenever it is that we will go to the polls) are taking shape in earnest. One of the people Saitoti no doubt inspired in terms of ways of making overnight wealth by stealing public funds, is William Ruto. The Agriculture minister has been having some fascinating night meetings in his constituency in recent times. I am told Ruto had a large meeting in Eldoret over the weekend with all councillors (or strategic ones) in Rift valley including Maasai, Kalenjin, Samburu etc. At the meeting he referred to Raila as 'that bull without a herd.' Apparently the meeting was at Ruto's house. Then they were all given Kshs 5,000 each (impeccable sources tell me). They all stayed the night in hotels in Eldoret, all paid for by their host. Ruto is also said to have told the councillors that Raila was no longer marketable. And that they should make this the year of the IDPs and take all IDPs as their brothers.

48 comments:

eddlove said...

Well Saitoti is a greedy man that we know and he is the cause of most of the corruption related problems in the country. So we should be careful not to fall into the trap of leceting him.

Well Ruto is a case of Old dogs cant learn New tricks. He is an embarassment to ODM. His ministry has been involved in a scandal that might end up causing Kenyans to die of hunger. He is out right evil. He has even caused raila's name to be dragged in the mud.

I hope Kenyans are taking notes that they will revise come 2012.

Anonymous said...

eddlove matope, better stick to your porn stories in kenyalist.com. raila is as dirty as they come...ever heard birds of the same feather flock together? i guess not dimwit.. raila choose the likes of ruto, ntimama, kosgeys, mudavadis...etc..the rotten garbage in the kenyan politics and made them ministers. he has also inherited molasses plant through shoddy deals with moi..rem selling NDP for a minister stint and molasses plant for a partly sum? when everyone was fighting moi, your molasses was busy making deals with him..molasses also supervised the slaughter of 1500 kenyans so that he can get a useless supervisory PM post. the moron is now in india spending 200 million kenyans money to learn how to store maize for the dry season..

eddlove and chris are just two imbeciles!!!

Rayonn said...

Raila has been right on EVERY single issue from the Mau forest, ECK to the Waki report even when everyone(Ruto included) was running in the opposite direction and the man seemed isolated. Watch this space on the Issue of Muthaura.
The next phase is going to be pretty exiting, with Barack Obama at the helm in the US and Jacob Zuma in the South. Things are looking up for ODMers....

Mai ma nguku said...

If raila can be president why not Saitoti?
Raila sudden wealth is contributed to molasses plants thieving and shoddy oil deals as Energy minister under Moi's gava.

eddlove said...

Anonymous @3.19 well I see you didnt understand my comment. It was not inclined to any political party and its better you understand that what Chris put up is neither in support of whoever. Secondly Raila has been mentioned quite a number of times in the grains saga. so be easy anoymous, be easy.

Anonymous said...

Eddlove, piece of advice, if you are ugly you don't upload photo to public domain.

Phil said...

Chris,

Although for obvious reasons - George Saitoti, just like Kalonzo Musyoka, cannot be elected president of Kenya, you cannot deny them their democratic right to run for the presidency.

Saitoti is a perennial struggler at the constituency level. So how will he fair on in National politics? Against Moses Ole Sakuda (and other opponents in 2002, 1997, 1992), Saitoti had to be handed the ECK certificate after intervention from the president who prevailed over the returning officers.

But that is not all - Saitoti is simply a continuation of the OLD ORDER and that rules him out of contention as the next occupier of state house.

As regards William Ruto; I will borrow Mzee Kenyatta's words when he commented about the late J.M. Kariuki. "He is like a young bull that does not know from which side to mount a cow". (Read between the political lines).

But when all is said and done - Ruto is by no means any match for Raila at ANY forum, and neither can he defeat Musalia Mudavadi at the ballot for any national seat you care to tog ive him. Those are the facts.

Anonymous said...

I've noticed something that has kept on repeating itself so many times on Kumekucha. There are people, panua mongrels, who keep on claiming that Kumekucha is full of crap.

Now, how come these panua mongrels never fail to visit this blog, sometimes even on a daily or even hourly basis? The answer: Kumekucha is NOT full of crap, they are the ones who try to bring crap to kumekucha and they always FAIL in their mischievious endevours. THEY WILL ALWAYS FAIL. Fraud, deception and lies will never win. Lets hope also that Kenyans can see the folly and danger of electing a FRAUDULENT, DECEPTIVE and THIEVING mongrel such as Saitoti.

Anonymous said...

Molasses is not and has never been clean either.Politicians are the same all over.

Anonymous said...

Saitoti has ALWAYS STOLEN his way to parliamant. He has no value to add to Kenya except to intensify the stealing of everything.

Anonymous said...

Saitoti has ALWAYS STOLEN his way to parliamant. He has no value to add to Kenya except to intensify the stealing of everything.

Mai ma nguku said...

Anon 3.57, these "PANUA mongrel" like you call them will keep coming to KUMEKUCHA as long as dunderheads like you continue to exist.
If Chris doesn't like their comments he can delete them.

eddlove said...

Any politician who has aided and abetted to the deteoration of this country should not be given an opportunity to lead even a cattle dip. It will be the saga continues as long as they are in power.

Anonymous said...

Mai ma nguku @ 4:41 AM,

You have name that suits you so well. Kibaki does not have to insult you at mavi ya kuku, he just needs to call you by your name.... bwa, bwa, ha, ha, ha....

Mavi ya kuku, small correction, you got it a bit wrong, the dunderheads are you, your ilk and your object of adoration and worship....This guy. Get ready to get annoyed and start hurling insults at me. You are most welcome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DmEdBZcJgKkQ

Chris and all the well meaning Kumekuchans are very much OK. We may differ with each sometimes but it is not out of malice, fraud and deception. You, my friend, are the real dunderhead. A CONCENTRATED DUNDERHEAD.

Anonymous said...

Why on earth did the bumpkin ride an emirates to India? Therein lies the problem (and fate) of the African native! Tik tok, tik tok. Tik tik tok.

Anonymous said...

i'll rather have Saitoti than have Mudavadi or Kenyatta

Anonymous said...

Ati Saitoti awe Rais wa Kenya? God forbid! Next to Kibaki, this is the biggest thief to "strut" his thieving ways in our country. His type are the reason that Kenya is the basket case it is.

Unfortunately if he does indeed become the PNU canditate, ALL the Kikuyu's will blindly fall in line behind him to elect him just the way they voted for the thief and murderer Kibaki.

Anonymous said...

A GIKUYU BASTARD WILL NEVER RULE KENYA AGAIN!!!!!

Mai ma nguku said...

What is worse than Anglo-Maizing scandal which Raila is part of it--the scandal is so bad it has caused stampedes in Kibera as residents fight over donations of maize flour!

Anonymous said...

What does saitoti take us for? the man forgets that he was cleared by kibaki's courts, but in the court of public opinion, he is still a goldenberg thief much like Pattni who still enjoys visiting SH. Forget the charade about asking him to leave the bash that was recently held at SH.
These thieves have to be stopped dead in their tracks.It is no accident that Saitoti is the defence minister. Come 2012, our tribal defence bosses will see him as their immediate boss and will probably want to help him ascend to the presidency - shoot to kill in order to retain their jobs. They tried sneaking back the ECK thieves through the back door but were stopped dead in their tracks. They tried gagging the media - so that their evil schemes can go unreported. As it is Saitoti returned to parliament courtesy of the corrupt kibaki and eck. My fear is that they may resort to assassinations to eliminate popular politicians and to make the race less competitive.
I'm curiuos to know how events will unfold in the pnu camp especially with three useless individuals - saitoti, uhuru and kalonzo, who all feel entitled to the presidency.

Anonymous said...

Ati Saitoti awe Rais wa Kenya? God forbid! Next to Kibaki, this is the biggest thief to "strut" his thieving ways in our country. His type are the reason that Kenya is the basket case it is.

Unfortunately if he does indeed become the PNU canditate, ALL the Kikuyu's will blindly fall in line behind him to elect him just the way they voted for the thief and murderer Kibaki.

clemo said...

i prefer calling him George'shifty eyes' saitoti.has anyone noticed the way he avoids eye contact when answering questions?typical of a thief caught redhanded.on a side issue,was Kiraitu'twisted mouth'muriungi caught with his hands in the energy cookie jar a la anglo leasing part two?just wondering

Anonymous said...

Wachana na Saitoti,kwani professor amekula mbuzi ya nani?

Ken said...

@Anon 6:35 AM

You are such an Idiot. What have the non kikuyus done for you so far other than stealing your maize and making maize unaffordable for all?

@Anon 6:36 AM

Ati they tried to gag they media? Who are they? Didn't that bill go through parliament where ALL MP's are and they passed it? Did you see last friday's news shot? They were higlighting hypocrasy, they showed Henry Kosgey saying how ODM were not consulted on the bill then they showed us him in parliament voting for the bill and shouting loudest for section 88 NOT to be removed.

For as long as we reason in a tribal line, we are no different from the politicians f.ucking us.

We should be talking about looking for our own Obama, regardless of his tribe.

Anonymous said...

Saitoti AMEIBA MBUZI ZA WATU WENGI SANA... Millions of Kenyans via for example GOLDENBERG.

Anonymous said...

Ken @ 7:26AM,

I quote you:

"We should be talking about looking for our own Obama, regardless of his tribe"

Drop the pretense and deception. Should even Obama himself stand for the presidency as a Kenyan, you will be one of the first ones to hurl insults at him. Sample this: Jaruo... Kihii.... Unelectable.... and other nonsense.

Ken said...

@Anon 7:26 AM

You will be surprised to know that I was a supporter of Orange since the referendum days contrary to what my tribe was supporting.

I had hopes in Raila as an agent of change. I must admit I have never had any regard for Ruto and as such did not have any expectations for him but Raila has dissapointed me.

First they killed people in the name of "removing madoa doa", I did not expect this from him. The maize scandal and others have left me convinced he is no different from ALL the others.

Face it, not everyone is a tribalist as you have been led to believe.

I challenge you to go through everything I have ever posted and show me where I have talked about "Kihii".. Some of my best friends are Luos for your information

Anonymous said...

Chris,
It has come to light that your demigod Raila was denied visa to US for inauguration of his "cousin". according to Reuter's news agency this is to prevent republicans in America associating Obama with Raila.

Anonymous said...

Chris,
Don't worry, Saitoti and Raila will never be presidents of Kenya.
Saitoti is corrupt and creepy while Raila is corrupt, tribalistic and violent.

Anonymous said...

Saitoti doesn't keep me awake at night. What worries me most is the motive of the very powerful forces behind pushing for a Kalonzo-Uhuru-Ruto team. I can give Kalonzo a second thought, but Ruto and Uhuru, I don't know what to make of them.

But according to my sources it appears as if we are stuck with Kalonzo, Uhuru and Ruto as President, VP and PM respectively. The business world is being lined-up for support. And GEMA will support as long as one of the three is one of their own.

Anonymous said...

Kalonzo, Uhuru, Ruto? If this ever happens, I'll give up on Kenya once and for all. I'll never again waste my time trying to imagine a better future for Kenya.

Mai ma nguku said...

I propose Sam Okello, Jeff Koinange for 2012!

UrXlnc said...

what a tragic picture of contrasts

thousands most likely millions will be adversely impacted by the drought/famine. loss of life due to a desperate attempt to obtain a meal.

http://kenyatimesonline.com/content.asp?catid=2&articleId=1817

http://www.eastandard.net/InsidePage.php?id=1144003905&cid=4&

while a handful of people

http://www.nation.co.ke/News/-/1056/514084/-/u19la1/-/index.html

possibly no more than 20 people involved, in siphoning 8b which will still end up being paid for by the starving mwananchi

Anonymous said...

How will Okello measure up against corrupt, evil men like Saitoti? Okello is a nice quiet man who would be terrified by the mobs the like of Saitoti are sure to unleash. I am not trying to scare Okelo, I am just asking if he knows what is coming should he decide to run.

Anonymous said...

I am a regular reader of this post and am surprised the way you are giving the oil crisis a wide berth...Kumekucha whats up..is this crisis too big to post..

papa plus said...

Ken,

You hit the crux of the matter. Raila (and Kibaki and even Ms.Martha Karua or anyone else) held hands with Ntimama, and Henry Kosgei and other questionable characters with the hope of having a clean party and government. The same applies to Kibaki. He surrounded himself with people who do not value civil service.The fact that Saitoti is in GK while everyone knows that he was implicated with Goldenburg says a lot about polical culture and expediency in Kenya.

This is why I asked Okello, if it is indeed true that he is looking to run for the presidency; has he been able to identify a handful of people who have integrity, how agree in principle regarding ethics and respect for the office and who want to serve the people and are willing to take a blood oath to uphold the laws and constitution of Kenya.

Still waiting for an answer, Sam.

If you haven't identified such people based on this criteria then your best bet is to go with the true and tested mode of getting bank rollers to finance your way to state house and then wait for them to come collect.

Anonymous said...

3:37 AM
since you think your are cute or handsome like Kibaki's ass... that you are why don't you upload your shenzi picture here instead of posting abuses??

Anonymous said...

anon4:41 AM

why don't you PNU central kibaki mouth pieces go preach incest in central province since that is all you do in your spare time with your relatives..

Anonymous said...

anon6:36 AM

Go tell your senile Kibaki he will face International criminal courts for ordering police to shoot innocent kenyans in order to stay in power- kenyans will hang him first anyway.. shenzi sana kibaki malaya ya Othaya...

Anonymous said...

anon7:51 AM

Stop talking from your ass! do you have any proof that Raila is connected to the maize saga or as most kenyans know it is the PNU Kibaki mouth pieces trying to derail the Media gag story and the thieving Kibaki screwing his own daughter from the glaring facts...of the biggest corruption scandals in Kenya..

anglo leasing
grand regency
oil(now-Kibaki's son involved sources confirm)

How about the Kibaki Son's involvement in the Oil saga?? how are you going to hide that..

You Kikiuyu shenzi shiate heads that were born by malaya's from Othaya don't know when to stop...

But we majority of kenyans will stop you and this time it will be central Othaya and we will close all your bounders..to other parts of the country... central province has majority of thieves and Murderers it is time we closed it off from the rest of kenya..
shenzi sana nyinyi you have no clue of the hate from the majority of kenyans when you keep on taking our country backwards make my words we will teach you a lesson that you will never forget.
Saitoti, Kibaki , Martha Karua all need to be done Saddam style for Killing many innocent kenyans during and after December 2007 elections and their time will come soon!!

Anonymous said...

8:14 AM

KIBAKI IS A MURDERER AND A THIEVE MAJORITY OF KENYANS EVEN PRIMARY SCHOOL CHILDREN WILL TELL YOU THAT..

A KILLER IS A KILLER AND HE MUST BE FROG MARCHED TO HAGUE..

EMILIO KIBAKI IS A MURDERER OF THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT KENYANS EVEN EXECUTING HIS OWN MUNGIKI TRIBESMEN
I pity you who worships a murderer maybe you should go for thai thai cleansing and drink human blood like Michuki said the oathing is done...

Anonymous said...

Corruption in bed....

KTB(Kenya tourist board new director having an affair with Balala- that is why she got the directors job - how cheap is that?

UrXlnc said...

hello there Ken, Papa +

isn't this here a remarkable difference between knowing who to work with vs some inexplicable appointment(s) that we have to carry on with for 5 years or if there is security of tenure, till "death do us part" or hounded out of office whichever comes first since in Africa leaders do not resign.

she had already been on the stage previously and yet for this appointment she still needs to publicly state her agenda or present her credentials for the position to the satisfaction of the selection committee vis-a-vis the party and leadership strategy.

as opposed to the 1pm announcement that certain PSs, Ambasadeurs, Ministers etc were "shuffled" (sounds like a pack of cards) or "(dis)appointed" followed by the typical wagging of tails or tongues depending on how "sweetable" to our ears, (pun intended) the choice is.

our locally rendition of these events is a presentation of cultural tokens (representing leadership i suppose) stools, animal skin, fly whisk, spear, etc and then we wonder where we went wrong. Nothing wrong with acknowledging our cultural heritage, but its time to step up and have leaders at least appear before a panel in a public forum before appointment and not as in our case, after they've fled with the loot.

ama niaje

marisela said...

If Ruto thinks that Raila is a bull without a herd what wrong with that. Let him prove he has a herd. If Saitoti, Matakwei, Kalembe or other kenyans offer themselves for leadership Kenyans will decide who they want. Who says it must be Raila Odinga? Why do ODeMons feel so slighted when their jigger god is critised. As Matiba used to say - Let the kenyans decide

Anonymous said...

Taabu,
It appears that rate at which scandals are cropping up in govt has a relationship to ODM joining the govt and Raila being named PM. Could it be he is really the coordinator and supervisor of these rip-offs! Just sample the following:

1. A Kenyan drug kingpin has been arrested in UK with cocaine worthy 35 millions. He had been employed by Kenyan Airways after the intervention of the govt cordinator and supervisor.
2. Mr. Ong'ong'a - Chairman of Kenya Tourism Board has been booted out for corruption. He is a Raila cousin.
3. Mr. G. Okungu - MD of Kenya Pipeline Company has been sent on leave for fleecing KPC. As the Managing Director he says he didn't know what was happening yet he was the guy who was the link between Triton/KPC and Pan African Petroleum Company (owned by Raila Odinga).
4. Another scandal is brewing up in the Nyong'o health ministry.

Is this an aberration or the tip of an iceberg? And this comes hot on the heels of Kajwang' selling Kenya national documents like hot cakes, and ODM warlords stealing maize and causing a national artificial famine.

Shame be upon the face of the govt cordinator and supervisor for overseeing what is being referred to as "Fleecing of the Nation."

Anonymous said...

how about Wangari Mathaai for president - she is not touched by corruption......

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine there is some guy from mount kenya raising money to support Obama's inauguration? Talk of desperation and love for money, or should I say licking your own vomit????

babu kibocha said...

I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED BY THE KIND OF TRIBAL VITRIOL POURED ON EACH OTHER IN THIS BLOG. AM A KENYAN OVER 50 YEARS OLD AND I FEAR THE WAY THE COMMENTS ARE SO TRIBAL..AND HONESTLY BORDERING ON HUTU/TUTSI ETHNIC HATRED. THE BLOG HAS WONDERFUL CONTENT AND EXCELLENT INSIGHT, BUT PLEASE WACHA THE TRIBAL INSULTS..KENYA SI YA WAKIKUYU NA WAJALUO PEKE YAO..KENYA NI YETU SISI WOTE. THE LAST TIME A KALENJIN WENT TO STATE HOUSE WAS A REACTION TO STOP A LUO BECAUSE OF THE SAME ATTITUDE AGAINST KIKUYUS. I FEAR RUTO WILL WIN HANDS DOWN AGAINST RAILA FOR THE SAME REASONS!!!

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