I find it extremely fascinating that most Kenyans are not aware of what is going in their own country. I’m willing to bet any of you noisy commentators that I can take you to 5 places within Kenya that if I took you blind folded, you would not believe you were in Kenya. Most of you would say I was feeding you the usual propaganda.
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Also published today;
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Quip of the day:
Stop bitching, the economy is growing at blinding speed, Kibaki is the best thing that happened to Kenya ever and those who claim there is tribalism in government appointments are Raila sympathizers, idlers and stone throwers. There are no tensions in Kenya and any problems you may see in the country are a figment of your imagination. After 24 years of Moi rule what Kibaki has done is nothing short of a miracle and the fact that he is close to Moi means nothing. Lose Kibaki and Kenya loses everything. Never forget that.
Tribal clashes? What tribal clashes? Kibaki has nothing to do with some stupid villagers in some mountain most Kenyans have never visited, killing each other. Is Kibaki the police commissioner?
No jobs? You must be joking the people without jobs are jokers and idlers and besides there will always be poor people, even if it is 90 per cent of the population. Hakuna matata Kenya, stop trying to create it.
-Posted with the sole intention of bringing much joy to the hearts of a section of my readers-
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The truth is that over 4 decades after our alleged independence foreigners in Kenya form all over the world tend to have an upper hand as long as they have plenty of cash. If you are one of the revered Mzungus then you don’t even need cash, doors will just magically open for you anywhere in the country.
Let me give you a simple experiment to do. Walk into any office first and then have a mzungu walk in after you and see who will be served first.
Residents of Mtwapa, North Coast have for years now been suffering quietly in their own country in the hands of an alien (that’s what the immigration department calls them). German Jochen Micheal Rinck has beaten up locals, set dogs on others and generally done all sorts of inhuman things against the poor locals and nothing has happened to him. In fact he has been known to boast openly that he was able to do anything to anybody (including murder) and nothing would be done to him. And true enough some locals have been trying in vain to make reports at some local police stations and nothing has happened.
But recently something went wrong for Mr Rinck. It is is difficult to tell what exactly. Is it because it is an election year? Or were the parties involved a little “connected”?
Mr Rinck who usually drives big 4 wheel drive cars was having a beer at Mtwapa shopping centre (notorious for child prostitution) on November 18th last year when he noticed a young 10 year old boy admiring his gleaming Mitsubishi Pajero parked outside. Rinck stormed from his bar stool and grabbed the youngster slapping him violently several times. This time the case somehow made it to court and Rinck was found guilty and fined a whooping Kshs 60,000, which he promptly paid.
But that was not the end of the matter. A few locals gained courage when they saw the mzungu in the newspapers charged in court, and those complaints reached the immigration department who picked him up, locked him in a cell overnight and then transported him to Nairobi the next morning where he was put in the fitrst available flight out of the country.
As you read this, our man on the ground tells me there is a lot joy and High fives happening all over the place in celebration of the deportation reported in the Daily Nation yesterday. Locals can now have some peace. Reports are that the immigration department is investigating a number of other foreigners in Mombasa after complaints received from locals and more deportations are sure to follow. That is assuming that some people don't come back to their senses and start receiving bribes again to look the other way.
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ReplyDeleteWhen are you set to start bitching about the Kenyans of Indian origin? Wahindi, unawajua? Second worst tribe in Kenya, after Wazungus. Kikuyus hold third place,end of story-the rest are saints.
ReplyDeleteu seem to thrive on xenophobia is the issue the fact that a lid was slapped or he was slapped by a mzungu - i think the issue is that he was slapped. race shouldnt factor i n unless u have inferirity complex and want to prove a point and it makes u feel that u have power.
ReplyDeleteChris:
ReplyDeleteI have been reading your blog since you first published the Nation Scandal. Now, I find your postings very hard to read.I prefer when you focus on mishene as opposed to serious writing. You always pepper it with extremely personal opinions--which is fine for a blog but you tend to act like this is a paper.
You know Shakespeare once wrote:
'He doth protest too much'.
You protest too much--especially on tribalism and your popularity. You keep raving about your 'Kikuyu beauty'--can't she just be your beautiful wife? Why play the tribal card? Why should a Luo (if you are one) being married to a Kyuk be such an achievement and thus a reason for all of us to run and vote for Raila (read: his son is marrying a kyuk)? From my calculations, based on stories on your school mates, I figure you are still very much a tribalist like our parents--running on the chance that you met a kyuk to justify that you are not one.
On your popularity: You should just be content that you are and stop prejecting it too much. It's called pride and people are resentful of that. It's very annoying when you keep saying that the powers that be are reading your blog. Honestly, I doubt it--most of them are busy juggling mistresses and guzzling beer and plotting. They are not worried about a blog read by people like me in the diaspora (face it, most Kenyans can't afford to spend money reading blogs).
On your sponsorships: It's a blog and google blogs are a free service. Why try to make so much money out of it when you could go professional, start a paper, and charge for advertising? Pay some taxes?
Good advice Chris lest you were cleverly intent on fleecing your readers. ?unfortunately that ends the objective objection to your efforts. As for popularity and protest well, I am not sure since casting the first stone is always akin to envy packaged as a crusade for the wider good.
ReplyDeleteYou blog is yet to lose its fire and unless you have developed a thin skin to barrages and unwarranted insults you better continue doing what you know best. You owe none of us any apologies.
Furthermore, the web is flooded with plenty of stuff (cheap and incisive) that can quench everybody's fancy. You thereofe only take the pain to visit Kumekucha knowing what you want anf it must surely be worth your time. Go Chris go.