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Friday, January 09, 2009

Obama's Inauguration And The Hague-Bound Gentlemen From Kenya




What is unfolding about the upcoming Barack Obama inauguration is fascinating and indeed amusing in many ways.

Initially behind the scenes there was a clear push and pull between the ministry of foreign affairs and the PM's office over who will attend Obama's inauguration. The PM's office had even compiled a rather long list.

Then at some point it dawned on everybody that neither President Kibaki nor Prime Minister Raila Odinga had been invited and neither has anyone in the government.

Softly and quietly the word from the Obama camp was that while Kenyans have trumpeted themselves hoarse over ownership of Obama and moved to rehabilitate his family in record time. Obama is quite clear that he is first an American. And that Kenya will find its place in official US foreign policy. Sorry guys. No special favours.

Government officials have been scratching their heads to see how they can play out this embarrassment. Only 240,000 tickets are available for the presidential inauguration. The majority of them will go to American high flyers especially those who oil the democratic party machinery. Others will go to foreign dignitaries. For example the British premier may get 50 for himself and his delegation. The Queen of England may receive another 10 and so on. It is unclear whether any African head of state has got one. Mandela probably.

It is not lost on America that the two Kenyan gentlemen were behind atrocities that claimed the lives of well over 5000 of kenyans and are still having a possible date with the Hague. Not to mention the Waki probe yet to start and their being in charge of one of the most notoriously corrupt governments in Africa.

There are a limited number of tickets that are for sale. These go for US$ 50,000 a piece. And money is not enough, to get one you must have the right connections.

The Kenyan government are in a dilemma because if the buy, then those who don't get will spill the beans that they wasted taxpayers money to go to an event they were not invited to. Also it would be a major embarrassment to those who have claimed to be a step away from Obama yet now they cannot even go for his inauguration.

Meanwhile the Kogelo clan have been feted at the invitation of the Saudi Royal Family then the King of Jordan and are now on their way to the US where they will attend the inauguration.

Important Notice From Kumekucha: Somebody who is obviously up to no good has been repeatedly posting a comment in this blog claiming to be me an talking about me giving up this blog due to some silly cash reasons. It is not surprising that some people see this site as a threat to their evil ambitions and many of them will go to any length to try and discredit it.

Let me make it clear that this blog for me is NOT about money and I started it with the higher ideal of fighting for genuine change in Kenya. I urge readers to ignore any comments purporting to be me that many any wild claims about me giving up Kumekucha.


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52 comments:

Anonymous said...

these are the kind of stories that Kumekucha thrive on...blubberings with no good basis. oooh, u forgot to mention that molasses got invited..that would give likes of phil an erotic thrill literary...

seriously mr chris, Kibaki, his wife and 7 other government delegates (and Kibaki gets to pick their names) have already been invited. in fact its Raila who has not received the invitation and has been camping at the American embassy negotiating for consideration...see photos in Todays Star page 3..

molasses Raila and his camp of murderors have woken up to the realisation that Obama has no tyme for their bigottry. it cannot pass mention that last year Kumekucha reported how Obama campaign team returned molasses contributions three times amounting to 50, 000 dollars.
who will help this bumpkin of bondo???

Phil said...

Chris

Glad you brought this up.

Firstly, because we have no FOREIGN AFFAIRS POLICY worth talking about means we continue to languish at the bottom of global political affairs in as far as it goes.

Secondly, the record of Kibaki's government since 2003 (when he made history as the first African President to be feted at White House to a man whose passport is blacklisted) has left a bitter after taste to the people who matter in Washington, London, Paris and elsewhere.

Thirdly, Alfred Mutua - as PNU spokesman - insulted then Senator Obama in 2006 when he visited Kenya and spoke against the grand corruption networks (when Anglo-Leasing was at its peak). The Kenyan Ambassador to US - Rateng Ogego - also told off Senator Obama in no uncertain terms. At that time, no one in their wildest imaginations though Obama would be elected US President.

Fourthly, during the same time, although Kibaki gave Obama audience at State House, it dawned many a Kenyan then that it was actually frustrations by Finance Minister Kibaki that led to the the Senior Obama being sacked from the Treasury as an Ecnomist and the stress turned him to an alcoholic and that eventually led to his death. How do you forgive someone who indirectly killed your father???

Fifthly, when Senator Obama was campaigning for the Democratic Party nomination, and the presidency; it was one Kalonzo Musyoka and another Mwai Kibaki who hosted Obama's fiercest critic in Kenya (JEROME CORSI) and the man actually visited the house on the hill before being deported by Otieno Kajwang for violating his visa conditions.

Sixthly, and to make matters worse, it was the Kenyan NSIS which provided propaganda and fake kenyan birth certificate showing that Obama was born in Kenya and therefore ineligible to be a US President. And this was done after Obama was already elected president!!!!!!!

Seventhly; Ambassador Ogego, going by Geneva conventions, will be representing our country at the inauguration. Never mind Ogego was recalled in December and has flatly refused to return home. Never mind, this is the same idiot who has been playing PNU/ODM politics instead of acting like the diplomat that he is. never mind this is the same cock-up who insulted the President elect when he dared to point out the ills we have in government hardly two years ago.

Considering all these facts; would it be fair to expect the State Department to extend an invitiation to a government consisiting of 50% of individuals who have had their VISAs withdrawn for "subverting democracy"???

On the other hand, Caroli Omondi - the Prime Minister Odinga's Admin Secretary - has been directly coordinating with the US Embassy on who will be travelling to the inauguration. Notice the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, specifically Minister Moses Wetangula, has been completely ignored in the whole exercise. As it is nobody knows if Raila Odinga will be attending this inauguration; after all he did not attend the Democratic PArty convention despite holding an official invitation.

It is pitiful and tragic Chris that we - as Kenyans - have been reduced to mere spectators despite the fact we share a heritage with the president elect. All blame should be directed to those people who staged a civilian coup on us. Those people who sign laws without knowing what they are signing. Those people who invited foreign mercenaries to raid our independent media.

To the Kibakis of this world, I say this: Please build more roads in Nyanza, expand rural electrification in Siaya and provide clean piped water to every village.... but SORRY, that will not appease the US State Department. (Why didnt the government you served for 40 years do this before??)

Anonymous said...

anon 2:05 said..

'u forgot to mention that molasses got invited..that would give likes of phil an erotic thrill literary...'

our comment;

you were dead right, the thumb sucking moron has come guns blazing fighting for molasses looser...how predictable!!!

Anonymous said...

Phil,
Obama has no business with wife inheriting, HIV carriers!

Anonymous said...

Ranneberger had a statement read on the news that clearly says the only Govt rep at the inauguration will be Ogego. Calm your a**es down Kibaki and Raila aren't invited and neither is yo' Momma.

Anonymous said...

Kenyan faces cocaine charge in UK court ... and his name is Onyango!!

http://www.nation.co.ke/News/-/1056/512256/-/u18950/-/index.html

Kenyans will always be Kenyans even when not the 'industrious tribe'!

Anonymous said...

Phil, upende usipende Kibaki rigged the election and he will be with you for the next 4 years. Now get a life!!!

Now, tell me why was your god molasses not invited to Obama's inauguration?

Anonymous said...

This just confirm how Kenya and it's shitty leadership are viewed even by the Obama they have been claiming to be one to their own, sorry Kenyans your irrelevant and have no business to be in Obama's inauguration after all you don't believe in democracy and fairness.

Anonymous said...

Why will the state dept invite Arabs who are not democratic is it because of their economic power, oil or their political relevance? How came an mare ambassador will represent Kenya in Obamas inauguration?

Anonymous said...

Chris,

You said:

"Somebody who is obviously up to no good has been repeatedly posting a comment in this blog claiming to be me an talking about me giving up this blog due to some silly cash reasons. It is not surprising that some people see this site as a threat to their evil ambitions and many of them will go to any length to try and discredit it."

This must be a panua mongrel upto his/her FRAUDULENT, DECEPTIVE and THIEVING antics. This is the way they were born and brought up. FRAUD, DECEPTION and THEFT are their way of life.

Anonymous said...

Kibaki amenyamba nyamba mavi all over Kenya. The whole of Kenya stinks to high heaven. Obama wants nothing to do with its so called president and government.

M-Pesa said...

Do you guys realy think Kibaki gives a damn whether he's invited or not? The man never cares for anything whether it's IDPs languishing in camps, grain scandal, grand corruption scandals in govt or killing of innocent wananchi by armed cops.

Talking of corruption, did you know the latest one which is being ignored by the media/Kumekucha concerns Triton Petroleum which has fleeced govt and banks up to 7 billion shillings and it's Asian owner given a safe passage back to India by hidden hands with something to hide?

Sounds familiar? Grand corruption by shadowy individuals and dummy companies. Safe passage for culprit mafia? The Deepak Kamanis, Arturs....After botched white wash investigations, greed and eating continues. Meanwhile a Nigerian Drug Lord is allowed to stay here in Kenya by a partisan judge even though immigration minister recommends his deportation?

All these madness continues because everyone knows we have a weak and indecisive president who is in deep slumber.

M-Pesa said...

Speaking of Obama, damn there are soooo many haters/racists/sociopaths out there! Just check out these radical sites bashing on our Barack!

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Anonymous said...

M-pesa @3:49, I echo you:

"All this madness continues in Kenya because everyone (except the panua mongrels. They think we have a superb leader - talk about delusions!) knows we have a weak and indecisive president who is in deep slumber ."

Anonymous said...

I'm not surprised the we have not been invited. Sample this:

1) Alfred Mutua - PNU spokesman - insulted (by referring to him as "just another Junior U.S senator of no consequence") then Senator Obama in 2006 when he visited Kenya and spoke against the grand corruption networks (when Anglo-Leasing was at its peak). The Kenyan Ambassador to US - Rateng Ogego - also told off Senator Obama in no uncertain terms. At that time, no one in their wildest imaginations thought Obama would be elected US President.

2) When Senator Obama was campaigning for the Democratic Party nomination, and the presidency, Kalonzo Musyoka and Mwai Kibaki hosted Obama's fiercest critic in Kenya (Jerome Corsi).

3) The Kenyan NSIS provided propaganda and fake Kenyan birth certificate purportedly showing that Obama was born in Kenya and therefore ineligible to be a US President. This was done after Obama was already elected president... Phew! The lengths to which people can hate others jus mind boggling. By the way this same NSIS was also involved in teh STEALING of the elections of Dec '07. These fellows were driven by the primitive and erroneous belief that a Jaruo (read Obama and Raila)- that is how they demeaningly refer to Luos - cannot lead.

And as Phil say: "All blame should be directed to those people who staged a civilian coup on us (the panua mongrels gang of robbers). Those people who sign laws without knowing what they are signing (Kibaki). Those people who invited foreign mercenaries to raid our independent media (John "the rattlesnake" Michuki, Narc activist wambui and daughter Winnie wa mwai et al)."

joe the choma man said...

"Chriso"
you must not be a believer in divine pre-destination why else would you deny Hague bound mafia mob their BIRTHRIGHT and THEFTRIGHT respectively to the hottest meal ticket on the planet?not only did President-elect Obama visit Kenya but his father was employed by....(fill it in stupid) and he is a cousin of....(fill it in stupid) twice removed

Obama is a global phenomena and we share him alike with the 6 billion or so citizens on the planet-but don't refuse kenyan MPs who are doctorate holders i might add their chance to cash in on the gravy train and shamelessly flount Barry's heritage in the na(i)me of Kenya taking first place when America's purse strings will be loosened for spending on foreign policy

this is how its done in the success story of Africa and we have peace to show for it-now stop spoiling for a fight and join the queue wishing Obama "happy inauguration(pass the benefits)" stupid

eddlove said...

I dont know why people in this Blog always bicker and fight because politicians wether PNU or ODM. Chris has come to realise and is offering the readers enlightenment so that when they vote next time they may be wiser.They say u cant put new wine into old skins, in this case it will mean u cant trust the same politicians responsible for the mess we are in 2 handle the reform agenda.
Let me make it more clear;
PNU
Kibaki
Saitoti
Kalonzo
Mutula

ODM
Ruto
Sally Kosgey
Henry Kosgey
Ntimama
Mudavadi
just to name a few

all the above served under Moi. So can we really trust these politicians who aided, abbetted and were directly involved in some of the worst ills to carry forward the reform agenda?? Be wise guys and think about how we can get new guys to run the agenda of the country. Look forward not backwards.

Anonymous said...

eddlove @ 5:12 AM,

As much as we may blame the leaders, the people who bear the biggest blame are we the Kenyan mwananchi. The leaders we have are just a reflection of us.

The core values of the majority of Kenyans are FRAUD, DECEPTION and THEFT. These values are anchored in self hatred and very poor self esteem.

Just tell me, where in the civilized world can a president stand up in public and in broad daylight call his countrymen and women Pumbavu, mavi ya kuku, bullshit and get away with it? Only in uncivilized Kenya.

Where in the civilized world can a a president STEAL an election in broad daylight and get away with it? Only in uncivilized countries such as Kenya and Zimbabwe.

I could give more examples but time is short.

eddlove, my point is this: All this madness and nonsense being perpetrated by our leaders succeeds in being done because a lot of us average Kenyans are accomplices. For example: Kibaki STOLE elections and yet even upto now you will still hear quite a large number of Kenyans saying that Kibaki won fair and square, despite the fact that Kivuitu and gang were found to have failed in the job of carrying out a free and fair electoral process. We Kenyans and our primitive values are the problem.

Kwale said...

Chris said,

"...I started this blog with the higher ideal of fighting for genuine change in Kenya"

What change? Constant moaning and whining is that what you call change?

Change is when you bring about the Paradigm shift in people's mind by posting articles that would allow them to undergo metamorphosis, which should be accompanied by a change of thinking and behaviors and challenge them to aim high in life.

Nobody is denying that Government is a not doing very well. Nobody is denying that there is inequality and corruption in Kenya, even if the definition of inequality is argumentative. Nobody denies that country is in poverty and it is losing innocent souls every day through preventable diseases, famine, and the like. However, brainwashed Kenyans try to tell us the facts that we know very well in a distorted way filled with their subjective analysis which is more of prejudice rather than scientific, which is more inclined to show personal writing skills rather than illuminating awareness based on objective analysis, which is directed more towards discouraging those who are working hard day and night to bring about REAL CHANGE.


PS: I am changing my name to "McLaren Mercedes MP4-23". The person who drove that car in 2008 is invited to Obama's inauguration. That person like Obama also represents real change and made history in the same week with Obama by becoming the first black...

I challenged you to do something with your life that will leave legacy behind.

Anonymous said...

eddlove @ 5:12 AM,

As much as we may blame the leaders, the people who bear the biggest blame are we the Kenyan mwananchi. The leaders we have are just a reflection of us.

The core values of the majority of Kenyans are FRAUD, DECEPTION and THEFT. These values are anchored in self hatred and very poor self esteem.

Just tell me, where in the civilized world can a president stand up in public and in broad daylight call his countrymen and women Pumbavu, mavi ya kuku, bullshit and get away with it? Only in uncivilized Kenya.

Where in the civilized world can a a president STEAL an election in broad daylight and get away with it? Only in uncivilized countries such as Kenya and Zimbabwe.

I could give more examples but time is short.

eddlove, my point is this: All this madness and nonsense being perpetrated by our leaders succeeds in being done because a lot of us average Kenyans are accomplices. For example: Kibaki STOLE elections and yet even upto now you will still hear quite a large number of Kenyans saying that Kibaki won fair and square, despite the fact that Kivuitu and gang were found to have failed in the job of carrying out a free and fair electoral process. We Kenyans and our primitive values are the problem.

Anonymous said...

eddlove @ 5:12 AM,

As much as we may blame the leaders, the people who bear the biggest blame are we the Kenyan mwananchi. The leaders we have are just a reflection of us.

The core values of the majority of Kenyans are FRAUD, DECEPTION and THEFT. These values are anchored in self hatred and very poor self esteem.

Just tell me, where in the civilized world can a president stand up in public and in broad daylight call his countrymen and women Pumbavu, mavi ya kuku, bullshit and get away with it? Only in uncivilized Kenya.

Where in the civilized world can a a president STEAL an election in broad daylight and get away with it? Only in uncivilized countries such as Kenya and Zimbabwe.

I could give more examples but time is short.

eddlove, my point is this: All this madness and nonsense being perpetrated by our leaders succeeds in being done because a lot of us average Kenyans are accomplices. For example: Kibaki STOLE elections and yet even upto now you will still hear quite a large number of Kenyans saying that Kibaki won fair and square, despite the fact that Kivuitu and gang were found to have failed in the job of carrying out a free and fair electoral process. We Kenyans and our primitive values are the problem.

eddlove said...

anonymous @5.12a.m what you are saying is true. As citizens of Kenyans we have allowed ourselves to be dragged to the mud by short term political ambitions of our leaders. If kibaki stole elections then the ODM leaders are bad for sanctioning the murder of thousands and the displacemnt of thousands.

Evidence is quit evident here when ODM lament and PNU insult back. People dont realise that its not really the leaders that have dragged them to the mad nut it the Un wise use of their right to vote. Lets be smart

Kwale said...
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Kwale said...

Anon 5.41 asked "Just tell me, where in the civilized world can a president stand up in public and in broad daylight call his countrymen and women Pumbavu, mavi ya kuku, bullshit and get away with it? Only in uncivilized Kenya."

Just ask Italian Prime Minister Silvo Berlusconi that question. He called people far worse that those names. And he is also very corrupted too and they still re-elected him back.

Anonymous said...

Kwale, Chris is doing a great job. You just don't like the fact that what he says rattles you a la John "the rattlesnake" Michuki.

You also say that your are changing your name to "McLaren Mercedes MP4-23"... That person like Obama also represents real change and made history in the same week with Obama by becoming the first black...

Kwale, don't fart shit here. You are the people who are pretending to "admire" obama right now who were saying that he (Obama) as a "Jaruo" - that is how all you panua mongrels saw him, you did not see him as an American - can not be elected President of the U.S.A. Your were also referring to him - behind closed doors with other panua mongrels - as a Kihii plus other insults.


I challenge you to stop the pretence and the deception. I also challenge you to stop farting shit here. Since most likely you will think that I am a Luo who is writing this, I am not. I am from Rift valley. I also challenge you to stop thinking that it is only luo's who are out of you people.

Anonymous said...

Kwale @6:00 AM, Italy is not very civilized. They rarely manage to Keep a govt in power for more than one year. They have had one of the largest numbers of govt's collapsing since the 1950's. What helps them a bit is that their institutions are more or less working, a bit. Not like ours here which have all collapsed, Kivuitu's ECK being one of the most glaring ones.

Taabu said...

Kwale,
HNY bro. Swali kwako: in your utmost self-assessment do you believe you represent change in your posts except admiring and owning those whom you fancy? Sio kwa ubaya just a reality check.

Kwale said...

Anon 6.03, And who told you i am Kikuyu? I come from Coastal Province but i have refused completely to be brainwashed into railaisjesus.me.ke. or sheepfollowme.raila.me.ke


Yours sincerely
McLaren Mercedes MP4-23

joe the choma man said...

Mwalimu Taabu,
now see what you have done-what is in a name?you've "spread" the baptism of e-names and Kwale/Mclaren has experienced his Saul/Paul conversion- the lion has become the lamb

you had also better re-invent yourself also bullbull/eunuch ama?

wacha wale wanataka ku...wa....stupid

Anonymous said...

AM OBAMA DAMU, AND LOVE THE COURAGE AND GOOD INTENT IN THE MAN. BEING KENYAN, AM REALLY PROUD OF THIS MAN WHO MADE THE IMPROBABLE LOOK SO SIMPLE.

HOWEVER, JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU HATE AND MEDIOCRE LIES ARE NOT JUST A RESERVE FOR KENYA, AND SOME MISINFORMED BLOGGERS HERE AT KUMEKUCHA. SEE WHAT HAS BEEN POSTED AT
http://www.antiobama.net/anti-obama-websites.html


Which Will It Be? Riots or Revolution

Ever since Sotoero aka Obama stole the delegates from Hillary Clinton, I have felt very uncomfortable about the state of affairs for America. Something is wrong. I sense strange and bizarre energy. Something terrible is going to happen to America, I would think. I just can’t put my finger on it. Everything I ever thought was good and wholesome is being rejected. Everything I thought was horrible and disgraceful about human behavior was either being ignored or admired. The best within mankind was being traded for the worst in society. MSM was telling the public that a pile of shit was a pile of gold. Or, or, or maybe it was my imagination. Whatever I seemed to be seeing or feeling was totally upside down and inside out. Then a chill would run up my spine. I have such AN awful fear and I cannot find or see anything to fear. If these weird thoughts and feeling don’t soon diminish, I may have to question my sanity.

Time passed and I began to search, research, and search the internet some more. I began to leave CNN and Fox news on six to ten hours a day. My husband began complaining he only saw the back of my head and he was sick of news, news, and news. The crazy feelings persisted. Something’s wrong. Something awful is going to happen to America. The “something” that bothered me was invisible. I couldn’t see or touch it. It was only an imaginary feeling of dull dark dread. If I just continue researching maybe I will find what is bothering me, I reasoned. The more I researched, the greater my fears grew without being able to identify them. Why, Why, Why I have been asking. Am I losing my mind. (Then I remembered. A person has to have a mind to lose one. So I found a little comfort in that thought for five seconds.)

Gradually a pattern began to come forward. I would discover the most outrageous, unbelievable frightful facts about Sotoero. These facts were so horrible, I had to be certain in my own mind they were true and NOT the lies of malicious people who didn’t like Sotoero. Consequently, I spent hours cross checking the information, its source, and reliability of the person giving the information. Then I would cross reference that information against other and so on, on, on. When I became certain in my mind the negative information was indeed true, I would think MSM had a journalistic responsibility to report such facts to the publics. Then I would watch the many MSM news channels for hours and days waiting for those vital facts about a presidential candidate—a man applying for the leader of the nation and the free world job—to be broadcast to the public. Not a word did I hear. The closest I saw MSM come to revealing any where near to the negative facts that were growing faster the beer hops, was Sean Hannity of Hanity and Colms. Then, I, not as thoroughly checked news papers. Like the TV channels, negative facts about Barry were conspicuously missing. More chills ran up my spine. I continued to feel stronger something awful is going to happen to America

The second media phenomena I noticed about MSM reporting about Obama was the way it would demean, humiliate, distort, or abuse journalism in any way possible when it came to Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber and other items that placed Obama in a negative light. The more I watched MSM create their gossamer web of lies, the more confidence I lost in MSM. The more chills went up my spine. Something is wrong I would again hear myself saying. Something awful is going to happen in this world became like and unwanted mantra.

More and more questions were being asked on the inter net about Sotoero’s citizenship. More and more factual information came forward that proved Obama is not eligible to be President. The MSM silence grew louder. The silly COLB Sotoero published on his web site proved to be a forgery. A FORGERY! A FORGERY! Oh my God. A man running for the US Presidency publishes a PUNY LITTLE DOCUMENT AS PROOF OF HIS PLACE OF BIRTH WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE A FORGERY AND NOT ONE WORD ABOUT IT IS HEARD ON MSM! Now I KNOW something is wrong with the status of America. Now I am certain I am not losing my mind. Something awful is going to happen to America. Another chill of fear runs up my spine. This time it is mixed with a little depression.

On August 21, 2008 I met Philip Berg via America’s Right published by Jeff Schreiber. Wow. A law suit against Sotoero has been filed in the UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT regarding “standing” regarding the right to sue to demand BARRY SOTOERO BRING FORWARD HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND PROVE HE ELIGIBLE TO PRESIDENT UNDER THE US CONSTITUTION. Finally the highest and most sacred court in the land is aware that there is a candidate running for president who may not qualify. The Supreme Court are the upholders, protectors, and guardians of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CONSTITUTION—THE GREATEST AND MOST SACRED DOCUMENT EVERY CREATED BY MAN. What a thrilling joyful moment in my very disturbed life. A rainbow of hope flooded my heart! At last MSM will report the story. Sotoero will either prove he is eligible or step down. No way will this silver plated turd win the presidency now, I joyfully pondered. Finally the fraud will be revealed. American is saved.

I hurried to the television to wait for the news to be broadcast. It was the kind of story good journalists live to tell. It was the kind of story that would change the minds of the voters from one candidate to another. It was the kind of story that could change history. Oh, I wished I were a professional journalist. Would I ever have pleasure writing that one! If this wasn’t one of the best headline news stories of the 2008 election at that point of time, then what was? I waited, and waited and waited. I saw Paris Hilton talking back to McCain in a stupid u tube video?

The silence grew so loud, it was painful. I suffered extreme pain of disappointment, confusion, the return of fear and the nagging mantra something is wrong. Something awful is going to happen to America. This can’t be happening—not here. This is the land of free speech. This is America where people from other countries hope to live in freedom. Freedom is what our young men and women are risking their lives for on foreign soil. What will they think when they return home and discover there is no longer any freedom in America?

Berg had filed his law suit. Many more similar law suits were filed. MSM never mentioned them. The campaign proceeded. The election was held. The people voted. Obama it seems won. Not one word on MSM was mentioned about the question of Obama’s eligibility to be President. The law suits against Obama piled up in the state courts and the US Supreme Court. To date the only response from the courts has been to dismiss most of the cases on technicalities and give the public more of the great silence we have painfully learned to expect. More and more information came forward that began to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt Barry Sotoero FAILS TO BE ELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT.

We The People Foundation published two full pages in the Chicago Tribune regarding this very important issue. It politely asked Obama to produce his legal birth certificate and prove he is eligible. It is a matter of National SECURITY. Once again all the public received was THE GREAT SILENCE. We The People Foundation advised every voter in the Electoral College to insist Obama produce his documents and prove he is a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN BEFORE THEY VOTE FOR HIM. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL MAKE EACH VOTER GUILTY OF TREASON. Still the public hasn’t heard one word from the allegedly great orator’s mouth. Nor have we heard one word about the fact Obama is not a Natural Born Citizen from MSM. The Electoral College voted for Obama any way. The public again got the great silence.

The legal experts, historical sages, experts of all kinds and investigators have informed the world that if Obama insists upon taking the oath and being inaugurated, he will be installed as a USURPER! They have in no mistakable terms informed all those who participate in permitting Obama to take the oath of Presidency, they partners in many, many felony crimes among being treason, fraud, breach of fiduciary duty, conspiracy, betrayal and misuse of public trust and a whole lot more. IN less than 15 days America will have A USURPER IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Thousands of letters from concerned citizens have been sent to the nine holy guardians of the Supreme Court, to the voters of the electoral college, to Senators and Congressman, to the DOJ, pleading, begging, informing and asking that either Barry Sotoero Produce his documents, step down or be prevented from taking the oath this January 20, 2009. To date every one mentioned above has chosen to ignore this most important issue, do as they please, to hell with the public, and remain in GREAT SILENCE.

Now I know what the awful thing I couldn’t understand is happening to America. It is no longer invisible. The pattern that could only be revealed by time is clear. Now I know, the America in which I was born and lived all my life will never be the same again. Now when chills run up my spine, sorrow fills my heart, tears flow from my eyes, anger rages within, and the sense of loss of America traumatizes me beyond description.

IF THIS SILVER PLATED TURD, BARRY SOTOERO IS ALLOWED TO TAKE THE OATH THIS JANUARY 20, 2009 IN THE FACE OF ALL THE AND KNOWLEDGE THIS ENTIRE GOVERNMENT HAS ABOUT HIM, THEN THIS ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS GUILTY OF TREASON BY CONSPIRING WITH AN ILLEGAL ALIEN TO INSTALL A USURPER IN THE WHITE HOUSE. THIS GOVERNMENT HAS FAILED TO DO ITS JOB AND UPHOLD THE CONSTITUION IN SPITE OF THE FACT THE PUBLIC HAS ASKED THROUGH ALL THE LEGAL AND PEACEFUL MEANS THE CONSTIUTION PROVIDES. THIS GOVERNMENT HAS BECOME A ROGUE GOVERNMENT MUST STEP DOWN AND BE REPLACED BY ANOTHER CHOICE OF WE THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE. FAILURE TO DO SO MAY MEAN FACING AN OVER THROW BY A LEGAL REVOLUTION.
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Anonymous said...

The raw message to our leaders is you can lie to Kenyans,practice your divisive brand of politics but dont expect to fool the whole world,there are countries with far much more efficient and effective intelligence gathering mechanisms than our leaders can understand.

Anonymous said...

anon2:41 AM

Incest is only in kikuyuland my brother is sleeping with my kikuyu mother!! why for the money mum wants to keep in the family.. My Kikuyu Dad does not mind because I myself warm his bed every other night...

Incest is a tradition in our Kikuyu culture - why make noise at other tribes.. as for aids have you been to ?Thika, Muranga and Nyeri lately??
Hanging is the game of the day and swallowing poison if one has AIDS/HIV

Your abuses here of othr tribes are very petty.. get a grip on your life:)

Anonymous said...

M-Pesa

those sites went up before the elections:) and look where Obama is now!! in the OVAL OFFICE -

SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME POSTING THEM HERE:):) you personal agenda aint working - you look like a fool just like the guys who started the site!!

Move on pal- OBAMA made it... hate form those sites didn't stop him..being a commander in Chief!!!

Anonymous said...

edlove5:41 AM

are you for real?? who ordered the police to shoot innocent Kenyans on the streets of Nairobi, Kisumu, Nakuru, Naivasha e.t.c and don't forget Mt. Elgon Massacre's by the Police and Army

EMILIO KIBAKI THE THIEVING THUG- STOP BLAMING ODM HERE YOU FOOL- NO WONDER KIBAKI SHIATES ON HIS KIKUYU TRIBESMEN LIKE THE IDP'S AND THE MUNGIKI YOUTH MORE THAN 500 EXECUTED- and look at the kikuyu clan they keep quiet to them kibaki can murderer any innocent Kenyan and it will be ok!!
Mpumbavu nyinyi mavi ya kuku like kibaki calls most of you!

Anonymous said...

Kwale

the Italian president didn't order the police to kill the Italian citizens in cold blood or use the mafia gang to behead, burn, rape and kill the Italian citizens

get a grip pal stop comparing Kibaki to him..

Kibaki can only be compared to IDD AMIN OF UGANDA, MENGISTU OF ETHIOPIA ... and other brutal corrupt killers..add Museveni - sources say just like Kibaki he has slaughtered many Ugandans with his police and army forces!!
Kwale you can pour all the worlds cologne on kibaki and he will still come OUT STINKING OF DEATH!!

Sayra said...

Side note Chris,

Why are you posting porn (the pic) here? You could not get another picture?

Mai ma nguku said...

instead of arguing we should be seeking for a new constitution to allow Kibaki to seek a third term. Why can't you see he is God-gift to Kenya?!

Taabu said...

Are we suffering some trace of PARANOIA ama nini? Ati bare-chested Obama ni porno. We may not have the moral authority to accuse muslim extremists for reading malice from an angel's tablet. Ama ni personal AFRONT?

Anonymous said...

I have seen and read alot of trash on this blog masquarading as facts. But then it is the joy of free society, you can say whatever you wanna say, no holds barred.

My two cents worth then. Kibaki has been painted in this blog always as worse that devil incarnate. Even in regard to media relations he is painted like a despot who jails you for saying nyee. But we have longer memories than that. Salim Lone, yes, he of the ODM, once praised Kibaki as the only man who was standing up for different opinion from the powers that be.
When no politician would touch Ngugi wa Thiong'o Kibaki was attending his book lauches and when no government minister had balls to attend JM Kariukis burial this guy did.
As Vikii pointed out the other day, you may rubbish a guy but give him his due credit. I am certain he has made mistakes along the way and I am certain a very mad blogger here will call me all sort of names for this but the guy is your typical kenyan politician. Self preservation has been perfected by Kibaki and Raila and we might as well stop calling each other malaya here and find a new order because neither Kibaki, Raila kalonzo etc represent the old and rotten order that must go.

I have been wrong before and I could be again. The cure for that is to drink a glass of water.

Anonymous said...

Listen Up Kenyans!!

Kenyans and the whole world watch as Police shot and Killed innocent Kenyans during and after 27th December 2007 Elections!!

The Police confirmed that they received their orders from the highest authority in the land namely the Commander in Chief of the Forces

by the name of EMILIO MWAI KIBAKI the thieving murderous thug..

KIBAKI MUST FACE THE HAGUE OR BE HANGED LIKE SADDAM HUSEIN PERIOD!!!KIBAKI IS A KILLER!!

Anonymous said...

Is it normal in Luo culture for grown-up men to be whiners and cry-babies? How would you explain Raila crying all the time that other men are undermining him? And how do you explain Phil and Taabu (Raila's mouthpieces here at KK) conducting a daily chorus of crying and whining in support of Raila's shameless cry-babiness?

Anonymous said...

Worst kept secret!

During Moi's darkest days of dictatorship, it was mostly the Luos who kept Moi's torture chambers in Nyayo House running like a clockwork!

1. Hezekial Oyugi was the PS for internal security in charge of ordering detentions.
2. Bernard Chunga was Deputy Public Prosecutor (later promoted to Chief Justice for a job well done)- he took the detainees to court past 5 O'clock with forced confessions.
3. James Opiyo was in-charge of torturing and forcing confessions from detainees at Nyayo House.
4. A network of Luo judges and magistrates kept their courts open past 5 O'clock to receive and sentense the detainees.
5. Dalmas Otieno owned and ran Thabiti Finance through which the Luo judges, magistrates, torturers and other collaborators were paid.

When the full story of that dark chapter of Kenyan history is finally told many Kenyans and all peoples of good will worldwide will be shocked!

Anonymous said...

anon2:03 PM

Nice try you can go back to the archives to look for propaganda and dirt just like PNU is known for- But

GUESS WHAT WE AS KENYANS DON'T HAVE TO LOOK FAR!

1. THE MURDERER IN KENYA TODAY IS KIBAKI THE THIEVING THUG

KIBAKI ORDERED POLICE TO SHOOT AND KILL INNOCENT KENYANS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH THE WHOLE WORLD WATCHING!!! KIBAKI must not be allowed to stand in the HAGUE court
KIBAKI MUST BE HANGED LIKE SADDAM HUSIEN - kibaki should stand trail in front of all the families who lost their loved ones - through his order to the police to shoot and kill them in cold blood!!

kibaki must be hanged to death that is what a murderer like kibaki deserves period!!

Anonymous said...

where is Kibaki sleeping tonight??

My cousin is asleep 6ft under in the grave that kibaki the murderer prepared for him.

kibaki ni mpumbavi sana - yeye mutoto wa malaya ya othaya.

Singa said...

Phil
Don't loose sleep over something you have no control over. The fact is Raila Odinga has not been invited to attend his 1st cousin's inauguration why??? You have attempted to explain why Kibaki was not invited but not why Washington did not see it fit for Odinga to grace his cousin's inauguration.

Anonymous said...

Some comments here are just too monotonous. Even when people are discussing serious topics, someone badges in with "stolen elections," "kibaki ordered killings in eldoret," "kibaki is going to Hague," kibaki this ... kibaki that ... karua HIV ...
Please, GET A LIFE! EVERYBODY IN KENYA KNOWS THESE THINGS WE DONT NEED TO BE REMINDED ALL THE TIME!!

Anonymous said...

Dear Kumekuchans,

Sample the following events of one week:
1. A Luo drug kingpin has been arrested in UK.
2. Mr. Ong'ong'a - Chairman of Kenya Tourism Board has been booted out for corruption
3. Mr. G. Okungu - MD of Kenya Pipeline Company has been sent on leave for fleecing KPC.

Is this an aberration or the tip of an iceberg? And what is the role of the PM in these scandals?

Anonymous said...

Nice picture. More peese!

Chris said...

IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT

It is with great sadness that Kumekucha has to announce that it is withdrawing from the internet with immediate effect.

In these difficult financial times it has become impossible to justify this blog's continued presence in what has always been a very expensive arena of competition. Kumekucha has always found taking part in the internet to be a powerful and authoritive voice to reckon with, but, in the current economic climate, we have realised that this is essentially nonsense and it's time to stop spunking money away on embarrassing failure in the public eye. I am therefore looking for another job.

Once again thank you for your support.

Lots of love

-Kumekucha-

Anonymous said...

Here comes the FRAUDULENT Chris imposter character @ 4:13 AM again with his FRAUDULENT claims about Kumukucha; attempting to pull a fraudulent Kibaki stunt... It will not work!

KumeKucha is here to stay. Go stuff your fraudulent claims up your rear exit point.

These are the panua mongrels who get so rattled by the truth Kumekucha exposes a la John "the rattlesnake" Michuki - it almost scares them to death. If Kumekucha rattles you so much then do not type the letters "www.kumekucha.blogspot.com" on your web browser address bar. The exposure of the truth pains, depresses and breaks your panua mongrel heart that is infested with FRAUD, DECEPTION and THEFT.

Sayra said...

Corrupting an innocent mind starts with small details that seem harmless.

Soon somebody else will post Obama's pic with boxers ... and since its someone we like and admire it will be kinda 'acceptable'. Then what next? ur guess is as good as mine, his whatevers will be all over ... just a matter of time.

Anonymous said...

That would be nice too, esp since no more media regulation. More peese!

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