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Monday, September 01, 2008

SAUM MAQBUL

Warm wishes to all our Muslim Brothers and Sisters who started the holy month of Ramadhan yesterday. SAUM MAQBUL.

‘Fasting enhances through creation of artificial non-availability, the value of the bounties of God which man often takes for granted. This inculcates in man a spirit of gratitude and consequent devotion to God. Nothing else can bring home to a man the worth of God’s bounties than a glass of water and a square meal after a day long fast. This also reminds man that the real joy in enjoying God’s bounties lies in moderation and restraint and not in over indulging’ - Marhum Ahmed Sheriff Dewji.

More about fasting and the Holy month of Ramadhan.

37 comments:

Vikii said...

What the heck is this about?

Anonymous said...

hope the muslims brothers and sisters take time to repent for blindly following molasses and his gangs.
let them preach peace and practise it not chasing 'watu wa bara'from pwani during elections.

Anonymous said...

During ramadhan muslims are strongly advice to pray to God (Allah) for a better tomorrow for all kenyan wherever they may be. RAMADHAN KARIM TO YOU ALL.

Anonymous said...

Vikii,

I thought you had brains but now you made me doubt that stand. Show some respect!

Ivy said...

Shiko

what are people on?..........I have just read all that i missed for the past few days...One word i am AMAZED!!!!

Enyewe saum maqbul to all our muslim brothers and sisters.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:24, we (muslims) followed Raila because he promised us majimbo. Its not that we like raila but he promised pwani for ourselves. And if we don't get, he can forget our votes next time.

Shiko-Msa said...

Ivy dear honestly I've no idea.

Welcome back.

And once again Ramadhan Mubarak to our Muslim brothers and sisters.

Anonymous said...

Raila ni mavi ya kuku

Taabu said...

Saum Maqbul,
At least some people take a month to reflect on their lives for the better. I hope and pray that Kenya benefits from its domino effects.

Anonymous said...

Ivy, Shiko,

Raila ni mavi ya kuku!!!Bure kabisa!

Anonymous said...

welcome back ivy,

hope your pregnancy is progressing well. we got some reports of your ultra sound and were glad to hear that so far so good.

whats your take of your hero raila demanding 400,000kshs for his wife?
lets hear it!!!

Anonymous said...

This is what your ivy wrote to Mungatana,

Ivy said, Friday February 15, 2008 5:45 am

"You are a disgrace to the young people....Stop being domo domo. You will be used and dumped, ask Tuju"

Ivy, wewe ndiyo domo domo, malaya mbaya!!


Garsen constituent.

Ivy said...

Anon 2:46

Oh i am supposed to be pregnant...and you jamaas have even an ultra sound? I didn't know that kumekucha had an E-scan

Garsen constituent

Sorry i understand you guys eat mamba which i have not eaten.....Umeshinda

Anonymous said...

Those talking about the foreskin in this forum, have you forgoten about your jigger infested feet and brown teeth????????????

Taabu said...

ATTENTION PLEASE

The post once agin is "SAUM MAQBUL". Stay focussed on this and all else can wait for a relevant post.

Anonymous said...

Taabu, the prefect of Kumekucha, Usindwe!!

Anonymous said...

Ivy, what is wrong of being pregnant??? Pregnancy is time of joy or sadness?

E-Cop said...

its HARD to believe these are grown men and women, wasting time posting silly comments like anon 2:19, 2:20, 2:26, 2:52, 3:45 and 3:58
by the way we're NOT fooled-all these are one and the same very BORED and BORING man-to him Kumekucha is his new toy like a child he has no qualms being foolish enjoy my brother
Saum Maqbal

Anonymous said...

wewe e-cop/taabu, wacha fitina. kwani watu wakiandika maoni yao hapa shinda ni gani?
Usindwe kabisa!!!

Anonymous said...

E-cop,

seems u have an inferiority complex even ua handle (eti e-cop). You are the type of guys who go barking to waiters coz at home mama amekukalia. go hang!!!

Ivy

i hope you had not gone away to flash theb bundle of joy!!!



Taabu's mistress

Anonymous said...

Ooh Taabu,
are you running a way from the headline story in todays daily?
Mudavadi, Ruto and other ODM big hyenas have cases pending in court over looting of public coffers and stealing land. their lawyers have been delaying the cases with technicalities. Now these are the pentagon leaders who your hero molasses parade as the leaders of Kenyans. molasses himself is still smarting from the cancer of molasses plant that he illegaly acquired (after selling NDP and his morons to Moi for a pittance) from the impoverised nyanza province where his family now get their daily bread. wonder why he still wants us to pay his fat lady 0.5 million for putting up with his dead libido.

am sure if the story had something to do with PNU, you would have posted a thread to that effect.

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:11 have you also noticed raila worshippers like Phil and Sam Okello have all gone quiet since there is no much of Raila worshipping going on in Kumekucha.

Anonymous said...

Okay folks,

It's now time to worship duckie and wiper - no more Raila news -hogging all the attention and grabbing all the headlines while we have an equaly hardworking pressy and veep.

Okay PNU dimwits, can you start us off?

Anonymous said...

Ok, you ask PNU dimwits to say something, wonderful! Now tell me… who troubled Mzee Kenyatta after independence and continued until …, who troubled Mzee Moi throughout his reign begging for at least a day in statehouse, who has been troubling Mzee Rais kibaki since 2005?
Give me an answer and we will begin the talk.

Phil said...

Anonymous said...
Anon 6:11 have you also noticed raila worshippers like Phil and Sam Okello have all gone quiet since there is no much of Raila worshipping going on in Kumekucha.
6:20 AM


We in ODM wish our Muslim brothers, sisters and comrades all the best wishes in this holy month of ramadhan. Saum Maqbool and Ramadhan Mubarak.

Back to siasa, How mistaken you are Mr. Anonymous.

Not only am I still alive and kicking (thanks to ORANGE juice), I can assure you that for as long as you continue to visit this blog you will continue to read incisive posts and critical comments targeting on these criminals who are masquerading as duly elected leaders.

I may not post or comment, but be informed I read this blog several times a day. (Am sure you do too)

Off topic, by the way, I had to fight a strong urge to vomit when I read something to the effect that Mzee Moi was asking RVP residents to apologise to those they purportedly attacked during the post election violence. Not surprising on the same day Moi was asking others to apologise; news channels were reporting a landmark ruling by the high court compelling the government to compensate Kshs. 1.5 million to each of the first batch of victims who sought legal redress over terrible torture at Nyayo House presided over by none other Moi himself (Kibaki was his VP and home affaris minister while Kalonzo was a cabinet minister). When all torture victims who are lucky to be alive are compensated, the bill to the tax payer will run into billions of shillings while Mzee Moi and his extended family enjoy the other billions they stole from us, as we continue paying him a generous pension! How does one apologise for defending himself against marauding Mungiki attacks, police bullets and the Ugandan army?

Quick, someone Get me a bucket please!

Anonymous said...

Phil, wewe mavi ya kuku!

There was no need for mungiki to fight, if your molasses didn't ask his supporters to fight their Kikuyu 'aduis'. You got what you deserved. Jinga wewe. An eye for an eye. Next time 2012, Kalonzo atamumaliza nyinyi nyote. Ghasia bure tu!

Anonymous said...

KK there is one fool you need to kick out of the comment area. I don't know whether it's one or several.

UrXlnc said...

thank you Ida

http://www.eastandard.net/InsidePage.php?id=1143994045&cid=4&

muslim brothers and sisters peace be upon you

http://www.thewaytotruth.org/ramadan/ramadan.html

Anonymous said...

anon7:05

when someone is snoozing on the job, don't they need to be woken up? Is that the disturbance you are talking about?
Since duckie is worse than Moi, better get used to your god getting the occasional jolts to wake up. Am sure you didn't waste your votes to have him snooze fofofo.

Anonymous said...

IDA WANTS MORE THAN Kshs 400,000

in a shocking tutn of events, molasses mattress after 2 weeks of deep soul searching had this to say;

Ida said: "The legacy I have built is not worth Sh400,000.

now we know she wants like double the amount????

odm morons continue the worship as your leaders suck your blood dry..bwa ha ha h a

Anonymous said...

Hulaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

after two weeks of intense pressure on molasses and the kshs400,000 for his fat lady; the hyenas have recoiled back to their dens and spared the hardworking kenyans another looting from molasses and his gang of thieves.

hullaaaa..to Kenyans who made this possible not the likes of Taabu who tried diversionary stale stories here at Kumekucha.

Anonymous said...

Those writing about Raila and the fore skin issues in Kumekucha- let me tell you something-I would rather have the foreskin than have brown teeth and jigger infested feet!!!!!!!Mungikis are you listening?

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Anonymous said...

KUMEKUCHA,

I MAKE AN APPEAL TO YOUR CONSCIENCE, KINDLY EDIT AND PURGE THESE DIRTY, INFLAMATORY, UNACCEPTABLE, OFFENSIVE, DEPLORABLE, OBSENE, UNPALATABLE, DISCUSTING, FOUL-SMELLING COMMENTS/ RUBBISH FROM THIS BLOG. THIS IS THE KIND OF CRAP THAT FUELS/ BREEDS HATRED, DETESTATION AND ABBORENCE AMONGST KENYANS. WHY DO YOU TAKE THE 1,500 LIVES LOST IN POST ELECTION VIOLENCE FOR GRANTED? IT IS SUPRISING HOW SHORT SIGHTED AND FORGETFUL SOME PEOPLE CAN BE.

BLOGGERS

SHAME ON ALL THOSE PEOPLE POSTING TRIBALISTIC COMMENTS/ REMARKS; CONSIDER THE BLOOD SHED IN POST ELECTION VIOLENCE ALSO IN YOUR HANDS

MKENYA

Anonymous said...

Mkenya, don't waste your time telling Kimekucha to stop hatred. He enjoy it, he like it when people are writting inflamatory abuse here. You better find a way of shutting down of this stupid blog.

Anonymous said...

parf ad athuga:)

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