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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Biggest Casualties of Monster Grand Coalition

As the political grand coalition settles down to work, it is interesting to reflect on the principal causalities of the monster. Two people immediately spring to mind. The PNU iron lady of Kenyan politics is suffering a cute bout of PGCSD- post grand coalition stress disorder. Meanwhile Dr. Frank Njenga is currently heading the team attending to Ms Martha.

Martha is a victim of her own efforts and 'success'. Her loyalty and oily mouth to defend PNU during the first 100 days of 2008 were unquestionable. She exhausted her intellectual reservoir as the public face of fraudulent MV PNU. Where wits and calculative blackmail failed, her crude tantrums came in handy. That she got an unrestrained political kick in the teeth is painful to say the least.

The maverick ex-magistrate must be remonstrating and cursing under her breath what generous kicks for a donkey politicians get as rewards for all their efforts. Martha's LOUD silence in the last one week speaks volumes. Next time she twists her lips on the screen, they will either spew characteristic brimstone or churn out measured retrospection mellowed by political reality. She is one person whose actions will definitely give a clue on the directions of political dynamics in tandem with Kibaki succession.

Mad Martha, livid Lucy
That Kenyans have not missed Lucy during her sojourn at Nairobi’s mental facility is no coincidence. Lucy’s absence from the public eye has saved many male cheeks from stopping her flying palms. But at least she can sit pretty in the knowledge that her wish to have State House as home is partially adhered to. She made sure that all coalition transactions were conducted at Harambee House far away from her madness. You can only guess what the outcome and state of Kenya would be otherwise.

Lucy may be down but not out. Having personally made sure that the kihii does not bring himself anywhere near State House, she cannot sit pretty as the same person strides the political landscape unperturbed. Lucy will never forgive Koffi Annan for spoiling the party in which she staked her all - stature and persona. You don’t commiserate with the devil in an ELECTION THEFT only to see it melt right before your eyes. Well, one thing is for sure: we haven’t seen the last of these two TOUGHIES who dare not spare any man left standing in Kenya.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.eastandard.net/news/?id=1143985141&cid=4

RAO

should cease this opportunity to listen to Mungiki. I cannot recall any such public attempt by mungiki to be civil and its certainly worth it.

Anonymous said...

Martha is already too ashamed of her arrogance, she definitely cant believe ODM guys have a stake at gavor! I personally distate her for her arrogance and feeling as if Kenya belonged to her....shame on her who cares...she must have learnt a great lesson!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Martha being the Mouth piece for PNU and being on air very often was admired by the central province and hated by the 6 other provinces- Kibaki had no choice- where in the other six province would she have been able to step?? I'm sure some would have used a burning tire on her like a thief- no other tribe will forgive her easily- she better stick to Nairobi and central or else!!!!!
People do not bury their relatives and forget her face on T.V denying to the world that nobody was dying in Kisumu, western, parts of Rift valley and Coast!!who can forget that face with protruding eyes looking straight at the lenses saying that was nonsense and the only people who died were in Eldoret- Martha Karua is a SHE-DEVIL!!!EVIL EVIL human being !!she better not try to take her ugly face and short protruding round figure to the 6 provinces!! I say Kibaki had no choice!!

Anonymous said...

wapi!! she wanted to be President before Kibaki stepped down:) see i hear she is wife number 3 and even Rucy agreed to share with her hasi!
since she stole the elections to keep her in state house???? wacheni udaku nyinyi!!

Akala said...

Who says Kumekucha is only reporting on Raila? Kumekucha covered Mungiki for a whole week running. Kumekucha covered the election theft story for months running! That is Kibaki's report.

Anonymous said...

People, people i don`t get this..

Mungiki women? I`m quoting the standard,

http://www.eastandard.net/news/?id=1143985141&cid=4

This is very confusing.

I thought and believed that; Quote

"Mungiki are listed in the encyclopedia of anthropology as direct descendants of Muturapithicus, a tobacco chewing, tree-dwelling species that roamed the forests of Mt. Kenya more than 20,000 years ago. The species is characterized by a sloping forehead, an overhanging brow, discoloured teeth, laboured intelligence and deep-seated hatred for anything female". end of quote.

WHAT, WHO ARE THE MUNGIKI?

I thought it was the man sitting in Naivasha maximum prison ans some jobless young men mainlly from central province..!

This is not only mind-boggling but museveni`s...

IDI AMIN MUST BE TURNING ROUND AND ROUND IN HIS GRAVE WHEN HE HEARS THIS.

i`m not kidding.

Anonymous said...

ONLY LOW LIFES LIKE KUMEKUCHA AND THEIR ILK HURL INSULTS AT WOMEN. YOU REALLY SHOULD BE ASHAMED PF THIS RUBBISH....

SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ONLY LOW LIFES LIKE KUMEKUCHA AND THEIR ILK HURL INSULTS AT WOMEN. YOU REALLY SHOULD BE ASHAMED PF THIS RUBBISH....

SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ONLY LOW LIFES LIKE KUMEKUCHA AND THEIR ILK HURL INSULTS AT WOMEN. YOU REALLY SHOULD BE ASHAMED PF THIS RUBBISH....

SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ONLY LOW LIFES LIKE KUMEKUCHA AND THEIR ILK HURL INSULTS AT WOMEN. YOU REALLY SHOULD BE ASHAMED PF THIS RUBBISH....

SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hitler, North Koreans and the British including but not limited to Iran`s, Somalian`s, Ethiopians and the pigmy`s, I mean the Kanda Bongo man`s descedants must have copied Mungiki`s.

Anonymous said...

Instead of the USA government giving Kenyan`s politicians $25 Billion to cater for the IDP`s and re-settle Kibera and other slums, hi..hi.. which will end up in their pockets,

I`m suggesting, Why NOT hire all these jobless young men and women "Mungiki" intergrate them in the military and send to Iran to calm down the situation over there...and i believe in the long run, because they have families, they will be sending them money and the economy wil grow.

I`m sure all these dollars coming to the "bourgeoise and the Laissez-faire" I mean raila and kibaki respectively, will end up in politicians pockets.

Anonymous said...

Taabu, whether you like it or not Lucy Muthoni Kibaki is still the first lady (and not Ida of Raila) and Martha Karua is still the Justice and Constitutional minister (and not some Mass Aksoni proponent). Ukiwa huna peremende, wewe meza wembe.

Also, I like the way you continue to sing about ELECTION THEFT, while Raila refers to Kibaki as His Excellency the President of the Republic of Kenya. If you don't go for some mental examination and treatment, wewe Taabu utanugunika mpaka you drown in your tribal vomit. Get real, Kenya has moved on - even the PM want to dine and wine with Mungiki!!!

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:23 AM

Rucy, kibaki and martha karua are in states and office on Blood of innocent Kenyans pouring down the streets of kibera, kisumu, naivasha, Nakuru, Eldoret,kakamega, bungoma, coast, Kericho and central province those who have never been identified or buried in an identified graves beheaded-
They rigged the elections and brought the unrest to kenya- you can scream denying it until you are blue black in the face- but those are the facts - and all 6 provinces in Kenya know this facts!!!(they voted them out)

you can gloat all you want but pity is unto them!!who rule with innocent blood on their hands!!

Anonymous said...

Anon @11:26PM, I also fail to understand these women protesters. The Mungiki calling card is lists occupation as:

* Murder and other acts of violence
* Murder of defectors and opponents
* Forcibly imposing female circumcision
* Stripping women wearing miniskirts and trousers in public
* Extortion of money from Matatu drivers

Mungiki have nothing but contempt for women. Can you imagine what life must be like for a Mungiki wife or daughter?

Anonymous said...

Anon @11:26PM, I also fail to understand these women protesters. The Mungiki business card lists occupation as:

* Murder and other acts of violence
* Murder of defectors and opponents
* Forcibly imposing female circumcision
* Stripping women wearing miniskirts and trousers in public
* Extortion of money from Matatu drivers

Mungiki have nothing but contempt for women. Can you imagine what life must be like for a Mungiki wife or daughter?

Anonymous said...

You have said it all.

Lucy and Martha are now names corelated to mad women in Kenya.

I doubt whether any normal family will ever give their daughter these name in the nxt 20 yrs.

Anonymous said...

Where's is Judas Musyoka in the Uhuru/Karua/Saitoti succession power play? Let's not forget that Kanu (read Uhuru) like ODM-K retained its identity (or what was left of it after Ruto and co. jumped ship) in PNU. Only Karua can be considered 'organic' PNU. But will the crunch reflect this? Will the GEMA secessionists step aside for Judas? Will Judas accept to be bridesmaid again (this time to Uhuru)? Can we afford to ignore the Mungiki factor in all this? What about the Kiraitu factor (read Meru)?

Lastly, unlike ODM which is a monolithic entity with an excellent national spread, PNU is a motley GEMA parties. Whatever the likes of Karua and Kimunya may want us to believe, PNU has a serious unity and image problem.

Proud Kikuyu Woman said...

Nice, peice, Mwalimu :).
Your Score:A

Anonymous said...

Anon@2.43 AM

Read this.
Can you imagine what life must be like for a Mungiki husband or son?

http://www.eastandard.net/news/?id=1143985141&cid=4

Who arte or is Mungiki?

As far as i know Mungiki is;

"Mungiki are listed in the encyclopedia of anthropology as direct descendants of Muturapithicus, a tobacco chewing, tree-dwelling species that roamed the forests of Mt. Kenya more than 20,000 years ago. The species is characterized by a sloping forehead, an overhanging brow, discoloured teeth, laboured intelligence and deep-seated hatred for anything female"

Unless someone proves otherwise.

And i think Mau Mau, Hitler, and these guy`s in Iraq, Afganistan and North Koreans are Mungiki`s Descendants.

But not the Brazilian natives "Ameriindians and Maasai`s.

Kimi Raikkonen said...

Total and utter rubbish, Taabu and all of you other ignorant ODM dunderheads. Why do you pretend to be more informed than you really are? Very childish petulance if you ask me. Get a life. Raila has moved on, so has the rest of Kenya, and so should you.
Just in case you want to know, Martha will be in an unstoppable alliance with Uhuru to support Kalonzo in 2012. You just can't win can you? Your intense jealousy and hate is eating you up alive, and if you are not careful, you will end up frustrated, cantankerous, noisy, abusive, wifeless and horny frothing at the mouth old men walking around with permanent hard-ons for Kikuyus, in a futile effort to sate your endless but ultimately unfulfilled political lust. Grow up.

Taabu said...

Kimi that so GROWN UP of you and RUBBISHLESS too. If that is your take of those two values then I would rather wait to succumb to the ailment itself rather than commit suicide with your poisoned prescription. Good riddence bro continue licking from the bootm of that political bowl. Constipation guaranteed mate.

Kimi Raikkonen said...

Taabu, jealousy and hate can never be values, for they add nothing to your emotional wellbeing or even your quality of life. Trash the pomposity and pick up objectivity. Now THAT is a real asset with value, and an asset that will enable you to see Kikuyus including Martha as fellow humans, not as "devils" or "election thieves". That story is now history, whether you like or not.

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