Get Your Virginity Back In 24 Hours

A man who had been doing brisk business in Githiga, Kiambu, selling "virgin oil" was recently kicked out by irate residents. But not before doing some roaring business selling jars of his virgin oil at Kshs 6,000 a unit. The man had convinced many women in the area that simply smearing the oil on the face would restore virginity within 24 hours.

But the man ran into trouble because most of his clients were married women and it is the women's irate husbands who ended up running him out of town. It was not immediately clear what irritated the men the most, the thought of having wives who were virgins (and who would naturally have wanted to retain their new-Kshs-6,000-worth-status at all costs) or the loss of a precious Kshs 6,000 from the family kitty.

But the deeper mystery for this writer is why a married woman would want to regain her virginity. What purpose would it serve exactly? Please educate me.

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