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Monday, March 16, 2015

Kajiado Central Taken By ODM

It was unspeakable joy for ODM supporters when the party managed to retain the Kajiado Central seat in a very tightly contested by-election earlier today (16th March 2015).

ODM candidate Elijah Memusi won with 16,008 votes to beat JAP’s Patrick Tutui who came in second with 15,508 votes.

The Kajiado Central seat fell vacant after former MP Joseph Nkaissery was "poached" by the ruling Jubilee administration by being appointed Interior Cabinet Secretary.

Tension was high amid very high security and was made even worse when the electoral commission delayed releasing results from two polling stations. Later the election body released results from one polling station at about 10.15pm and the final results at about 10.38pm.
Some analysts had earlier predicted that the ruling JAP would "grab" this seat from ODM mostly because the Masai would be appreciative of the cabinet appointment of one of their own. But alas, it was not to be. Fascinatingly this is the only seat in Kajiado that was taken by CORD/ODM in the March 2013 elections.
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Friday, March 13, 2015

Ababu Namwamba: Identity Of The Person Who Wants To Kill Him, Name Starts With "S"

If you have ever been inside a newsroom as the next day's newspaper is being put to bed then you will know that newspapermen hate press releases and public relations stuff. It is a necessary evil that they have to live with and helps fill up space but they still loathe it all the same.

Now imagine what kind of reaction you would get if you suggested that the editors fill their beloved paper ONLY with press releases and PR stuff. They would probably throw up on you.

Actually our beloved nation of Kenya is a newspaper filled only with PR. The republic of spin doctors if you like where the truth remains hidden while distractions and side shows are used to divert everybody's attention from where it should really be.

Take the recent case where somebody decided to rewrite history by re-spinning the Kibaki presidency. What better way to do this than to write a press release stating that Kibaki was just pipped to the winner's podium by this year's winner of the Mo Ibrahim African leadership award. The smart spin doctors knew that even if there was a denial the next day (and there was) the message would have gotten through and many would miss the rebuttal anyway (may you did). I bet you my entire salary that a few years from now you will hear people say that President Kibaki almost won an international award for leadership. They are pretty smart this PR guys.
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The truth (if you care to hear it) is that the panel for the said award said that not only was Kibaki NOT on the short list but he did NOT even qualify.

Now we have the Ababu Namwamba (pictured above) saga hitting the headlines. Ask anybody on the streets what the hell it is about and some of the answers you will get are;

"Raila is fighting Ababu"
"The Raila tape"
"Ababu secretly recorded Agwambo"

And if you want us to add the very latest;

"Somebody wants to kill Ababu."

Make no mistake about it, these spin doctors and crisis managers who work for these politicians are good. Very very good. Even I have to remind myself constantly, like now what the Ababu saga is all about.

It is about CORRUPTION IN PARLIAMENT. Period.

But who cares? Better to watch the high wire drama unfold and wait to cheer the winner or is it the survivor and marvel at their ability to get out of tight corners just like our hero in our favourite movie. What about corruption? Nope, that is soooooo boring.

If you are visiting do enjoy your time in the republic of spin doctors will you. Meanwhile you can gawk at the latest very effective distraction where we have now moved to the over-used distraction called "My life is in danger." The top suspects' long name starts with "S" for Spin doctor doing his job bwana.

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Jomo Kenyatta Was A Failure In Life Until His Sunset Years

From far right: Mario Puzo, Poster of The Godfather, Colonel Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame, Jomo Kenyatta, Mount Kenya.

In the tough world we live in today it is so easy to give up. More so as the years roll on and one finds that their dreams are shattered and probably unattainable. So people should understand and the world should allow you to give up and take a break from the struggle. Right?
 
WRONG. The life and times of countless late bloomers should tell you that it is never too late. At least not until you are six feet under. Kenyans of all
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people should never lose hope on account of their years. Courtesy of the inspiring story of one Johnstone Kamau aka Jomo Kenyatta, the founding father of the nation. Sadly political propaganda over the years has ensured that most folks do not really know the Jomo Kenyatta story. The truth is that he struggled all his life with finances and even his career. Jomo was hardly one to keep a job. Kenyatta only blossomed in his twilight years when he was well over 70 years old. He just needed his last 15 years on earth to write his name in the history books forever.
 
And there are numerous other fascinating case studies of late bloomers that clearly tell us again and again it is not over until the fat lady sings.
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Thursday, March 12, 2015

How To Turn The Waste (NOT garbage) In Your Life And Business Into Cash

Times are hard and it takes much more effort these days to squeeze out the same profit from a business that you easily achieved just a few years ago. Here is a gem of a tip that can revolutionize your profits overnight whatever business you are engaged in currently.

Look for a way to profit from the waste that your business produces.

There are 3 very easy steps you need to take (and this can also work with anybody looking to establish a brand new business);

1. Take a closer look around you.
2. What is being wasted?
3. Can you turn it into profits?

Now just to inspire you further there is a very well known Kenyan company that used this strategy to turn a serious problem into super profits. What had the potential of being a business-crippling problem was turned into an amazing new profit centre.

It is said that every art of creation has a byproduct which means that whatever business you are doing or want to do is sure to generate "waste" which is actually a byproduct that you can turn into huge profits.
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Woman Pays Horrifyingly High Price For Stealing Scratch Cards

This blog has always been lucky in that our policy of strictly protecting our sources and even editing stories to further protect the identity of the people giving us inside information has yielded fruit. The result is that we always receive some extremely fascinating more-than-bizarre stories of what is happening in our society.
The following article is one such example;

Corruption is a vice that is in the very fabric of the Kenyan society and Kenyan who find themselves in a position of responsibility will tend to think of it as good fortune and their turn “to eat,” just like our politicians do.

This is exactly what Rita did but with rather disastrous and horrific consequences.

Rita was married with 2 children and lived in a well known Nairobi estate (name with-held). She could not believe her luck when she landed a job distributing cell phone scratch cards. She hurriedly shut down her small mboga kiosk in the estate which was bringing her more headaches than income to concentrate on the lucrative new job. And things got even better.
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Apart from a basic salary of Kshs 10,000 she discovered that she was also to get a commission if she hit her targets for scratch cards sold. It was easy because there were already established clients and she had to do was persuade each client to take a little more than usual and she would surpass her target by far. Her total take home package amounted to about Kshs 30,000 per month which is not much money in Kenya these days but Rita had never handled such money in her entire life time.

And things got even better. About a week into the job, a fellow sales lady introduced her to a certain “deal” that was going down in the place. They would distribute stolen scratch cards and get a hefty commission. So apart from her salary, Rita now had cash that was coming in daily. The racket was really an elaborate scheme where she stole from her own employer.

Things could not have been better for Rita and her lifestyle changed suddenly and very dramatically. The cold and strictly vegetarian household was now warm with meat being eaten every day. Nobody was suspicious that there might be anything wrong. After all everybody knew that Rita “alipata job fit sana.” The house that never used to see visitors now suddenly had too many of them. Many new-found friends came for small “soft loans” and word quickly spread that whatever time of the month it was, you would never miss cash at Rita’s house.

But as they say, thieves get caught on their 40th day. Now the fortieth day may take 20 years to come, but it will surely arrive some day. Sadly Rita’s 40th day arrived less than 6 months into the job. As usual the thieves got caught simply because of their greed. The small amounts that they had started off stealing were not easy to detect because of the large volumes of cell phone scratch cards that were being sold. But the people in the racket got greedy and decided that if they had gotten away with the small amounts, there was no reason why they could not get away with larger amounts.

Rita’s overall boss at the office was a man called Omondi. He was overweight and was always sweating. Mr Omondi may have been overweight, sweaty and maybe didn’t smell too good, but he was very intelligent. He called Rita into his office one day and explained to her that he had already unearthed their schemes of theft and was going to call in the police. Rita was too frightened to even move. Omondi picked up the land line on his desk and started dialing. Rita quickly recovered and is said to have quickly gone down on her knees begging him. Omondi just continued dialing.

“Hello is that Central police station?”

By this time Rita was tagging at his shirt sleeves and already in a cold sweat.

Omondi slowly put down the telephone receiver and gave his conditions for the “forgiveness” Rita was cornered and she knew it. The conditions included her giving full information to Omondi on how exactly the racket was carried out and who was involved. The other condition to her horror but not surprise was paying her boss with a sexual favor, right there and then in the office.

Rita tried to think of a way out but there was none. The smiling Mr Omondi wanted the sexual favour before anything else. He lifted the phone and told his secretary to hold all calls as he did not want to be interrupted. He carefully locked the door as Rita looked on feeling like a trapped bird. She took her position on the desk. It seemed to last forever but finally it was over. He reached inside his desk and handed her toilet roll to wipe herself.

Although Rita felt defiled and very dirty, her ordeal was far from being over. She gave all the details of her partners in crime who were promptly picked up by the police and locked up in cells. She wrote a statement at the police station and was notified of the date she needed to appear in court to give evidence against her former colleagues.

For a week she held on to the belief that things had not turned out so badly since she had managed to retain her job. If she had not caught some crazy disease from the "encounter" with Mr Omondi, she would be okay, she kept telling herself. But a nasty surprise awaited her at the end of the week.

Mr Omondi called her into his office again and fired her. But not before having her one last time.

As far as we know Rita is still jobless.

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KU Students Are Having Sex On The Rooftops, Student Leader Reveals

Students it seems can get really kinky. But reports from one of the leading universities in Kenya, Kenyatta University has sent shock waves countrywide.

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A drone attack earlier this evening (Thursday) has killed three members of Somalia's al Shabaab terror group.

Those reportedly killed include Adan Garaar, a top official in al-Shabaab's security service, the Amniyat which was widely used by former slain supremo of the group Ahmed Godane (pictured below) for major attacks. Actually the drone's main target was Garaar, according to security officials in Nairobi.


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