Raila, Kibaki, Ngilu and Martha Karua are traveling in a train.
The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Ngilu and Raila are sitting there looking perplexed. Kibaki is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Ngilu is thinking: "These men are all crazy after Martha Karua. Kibaki must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Martha Karua is thinking: "kibaki must have moved to kiss me,and kissed Ngilu instead and got slapped."
Kibaki is thinking: "Damn it, Raila must have tried to kiss Martha Karua, she thought it was me and slapped me."
Raila is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Kibaki again."
Very funny. Thats more like it- a bit of humour in our politics! Guys over the blogworld are going for each other's throat. Siasa mbaya, maisha mbaya-is the only thing the old mzee said that is worth remembering
ReplyDeleteChris thanks. Busy life you have but reading news early would be good for us here in nai. Too bad i have to read kumekucha's new a day late everyday. Sio kwa ubaya but can you try to be posting a bit early in the day so that instead of leaving my court at work in the afternoon going to manga manga, i can build the nation more positively by going to kumekucha.
ReplyDeleteChears bro for the fantastic job you are doing. Kenya owes you one.
I will be coming to Kapsabet next week. I hear they have chang'aa there with zero alcoholic content
My eyes are blurred - unedited
I got the same mail last year but talks of Debra Sainapei, Wangari Maathai, Julius Sunkuli and Ole ntimama. Soe editing has always been allowed though
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