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Saturday, September 19, 2009

Beginning Of Long Waited El Nino Here

Stepping away from the circus that is Kenyan politics for just a minute; the beginning of the long awaited el nino rains is finally here; true to script when the rains which are projected by the meterology department to last until early January 2010 begun to fall at 7pm kenyan time tonight, the entire nairobi city went into chaotic mode with the badly driven roads becoming clogged up with long winding queues of traffic as rain-scared kenyans rushed to hurry and get to the safety of their dry homes

No un-kidnapped school children will be singing their usual naughty nursery rhymes "rain rain go away we don't want to play another day" In a year that has seen the country ravaged by prolonged drought, biting famine and lack of electric power, the beginning of El nino is a welcome relief to millions of thirst stricken kenyans who due to the lack of water in the country have had to endure with all types of woes including an irrational power rationing schedule that has seen many homes and small businesses across in the country plunged into a 3-4 day a week blackout from 6am-6pm

It would come as a great surprise if the Govt. which has failed to stop drought and famine in the 21st century has learnt any lesson from the heavy negative impact these 3 supposed "acts of God" have had on the growth and economy of the country. They are of course hoping that the on-set of the "Christ Child" will restore rainfall levels to normal, and will boost agriculture as well as power generation in the country by increasing the low levels of water in the hydroelectric power generating dams

Anyway, lets forget about "acts of man" such as forward planning, investment and straight thinking for a while; for now it's "karibu el-nino"

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kumekucha is so predictable, wonder why Taabu is hiding? Here is the reason...

The hottest news in town is that Obama has once again rejected meeting blood soaked Raila even after the ODMoron flew all the way to the US. Explanation; the buffon got disinvited since the letter was sent by mistake since Obama is meeting HEADS OF STATE not HEADS OF THUGS like Raila.
Obama made it clear that Raila negotiated some power by meting out violence on innocent Kikuyu's and meeting him would look like legitimizing violent take overs. Even the coup madagascar 'president' was not invited.

An embarrassed Raila was reported to have taken to drinking. Luo's can go uprooting railways for all Obama cares. Their thug aint meeting him.
Kumekucha will certainly not report this since it will discredit their deity. Poor Okello, Taabu, Mwarangethe, Phil, Chris and other blind morons...

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:34 you idiot.

Obama cancelled because some backstabbers in State House behave like children

Anonymous said...

Leo Taabu's all familiar appear dissapear tactics have been discovered. Taabu has been posting daily for a couple of days now until today since like anon above has clearly pointed out Raila is green with 1000 km flight embarrassment. Well, today we have a boring narrative of El nino. Go tell it to the mountains sucker!!!

Anonymous said...

Americans (especially Obama) really love dramatic effects. They advertise a Luncheon of Responsible African Leaders and invite a well known thug, Thug Raila. They wait untill the thug has arrived at the doorsteps of the Luncheon Hall. Then they say: "Oops! We made a mistake by inviting a warlord and not the constitutional head of Kenya." The immediately disinvite the tuxido-wearing thug. Now ODMorons and ODMites are confused and in hysteria. Somebody remind them that these are the occupational costs of human worship.

Anonymous said...

Wow!!! ODMorons blame Raila's disinvitation on State House backstabbers. Kibaki and his backstabbers must be the masters of the universe with powers to determine who goes to lunch with President Obama. If stupidity could be turned into wealth, ODMorons would be the richest idiots. No wonder they rape and murder neighbours for voting the "wrong" way. It is a shame to share a country with these homo-kiberians.

Anonymous said...

What is Raila going to do about the humiliating blow dealt him by the Americans? Is he going to be Agwambo or is he going to fold his tail like a homeless dog?

Anonymous said...

Poor molasses,disinvited at the last minute!And to imagine he had packed his now all familiar blue suit,spacifically for the luncheon.The last time he got snubbed,he went on to visit Iran.Where will he head to now?Probably try North Korea!Hehe.....!!!

Anonymous said...

Honestly, there's little that substitutes KK entertainment.
Heh-heh-heh. Poor bumpkin. Oh dear.

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