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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Shocking Cabinet Re-Shuffle That Never Was

Kumekucha Exclusive

Who really acts as President when President Kibaki is away? The answer will not surprise those in the know but many other Kenyans will be dumbfounded.

Impeccable sources have informed this blogger of a very curious incident that took place recently that is really scary and clearly proves just how incompetent and disorganized the Kibaki administration must be.

On the memorable day that first lady Lucy Kibaki visited Kenyatta National Hospital and made a scathing attack on internal security minister George Saitoti, the president was out of the country in Ethiopia. You will remember that the first lady said that the internal security docket should be headed by a woman and demanded a written explanation from Saitoti about his handling of the ministry.

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What Kenyans do not know is that after that press conference Lucy Kibaki ordered Francis Muthaura to immediately issue a Presidential Press Service (PPS) statement announcing the sacking of Prof george Saitoti and replacing him with Nyeri town MP Esther Murugi Mathenge. Just when the statement was about to be released to the press, hurried calls were made from State House Nairobi to Ethiopia to confirm the contents of the explosive press statement.

This is what really caused Kibaki to hurry back from his Ethiopia engagements. The excuse given was that Emilio hurried back because of the Molo fire tragedy (how funny for those who know the man). In actual fact the man hurried back to veto Lucy’s mini-cabinet re-shuffle and issue a statement emphasizing on the confidence he has in George “Goldenberg” Saitoti.

What a way to run the country!!!

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130 comments:

Anonymous said...

Raila is a thug! He is backing students protest calling for mass demonstration.

http://www.nation.co.ke/News/-/1056/543902/-/u33phr/-/index.html

One Wife Man said...

Chriso aka Chris,
i'm more worried that Dr.Kibaki doesn't act as president even when he is around in the country

and when he is out of Kenya i'm sure his handlers dread their turn to keep the short leash on his legal wife

a man who can't run his own family propely can't run a country-set the doomsday clock to 5 minutes to midnight please

Anonymous said...

This is a shameless rumour devoid of any imaginative plot.

Anonymous said...

If you Raila worshippers think that Kenyans will reward Raila's thuggery with presidency, you are all lost. That is is the day there will be a real civil war. He is a genocidal character. He promised the Meru people tears if he became president. We are not going to wait for him to visit tears upon us. No. We are wiser after PEV violence which he instigated.

Raila needs to retire peacefully and let people of peace and morally uprightness like Kalonzo to take us to the next level.

Anonymous said...

Some of the contributors in this blog are simply sick. You dream eat and vomit raila. If he is so bad why bother with him just ignore him and live your lives. This blog is about kibakis "leadership" and how far he has taken us to the dogs. Kenya has never been in a pathetic state like today. We have a govt. that is so poorly co ordinated, inept and corrupt to the core.
More still its in constant denial of obvious crimes it administers on its own citizens. Its only in this govt that owning up to any mistake is seen as a weakness. Neither the govt nor the president to this day has apologised to kenyans who have lost their loved ones in the hands of the security forces since 2007 to 2008. Despite the flagrant evidence they continue to deny the obvious. If the students want to demostrate against this thugery only a fool can deny them their right.
kanoo

JEFF said...

Chris,

We need our Kumekucha back......

Anonymous said...

Before people condemn police for killing Godwin Ogato (sad as it may be), they should remember he was one of the student robbers who had stolen the dead bodies of King'ara and Oulu and hidden them in the dorms. He died when he was violently stopping the police from recovering the "loot." The student was just another thug following in the footsteps of their messiah.

Anonymous said...

At the end of the day everyone knows how crazy Lucy can be, its not right for her to do what she did if that were true but surely how is Kibaki supposed to know that she was going to do that? The man is tired of chasing her, and no one complains about her (e.g media and public) so she will keep on being an embarrasment.

Anonymous said...

Nice post Chris,

This is KAZI IENDELEE (or as "they" would say it, KASI IEDEREE)

This is what panua mongrels envision as proper running of government. This is the Mediocrity, Silliness and Nonsense that they adore and admire. These are sick pathetic people.

KAZI IENDELEE (or as "they" would say it, KASI IEDEREE)

Anonymous said...

A man - Kibaki - who can't run his own family properly has no business running a country. He will fail dismally at it.

Kibaki has repeatedly proved this to be so over and over again, he has been a spectacular FAILURE in managing his family, Lucy in particular - Lucy is the one who "wears" the "testicles" and "trousers" in that family, and an even bigger spectacular failure in running this country of ours.

It is because of Kibaki's poor leadership abilities that Kenya is wobbling around Leadershipless, rudderless, directionless etc.

Anonymous said...

There is a Japanese proverb that goes like this; if you believe everything that you read, better not read. There has been no better a situation to apply this proverb than in this ‘well connected imaginations’ of one Chris aka Kamuti boy from Kitui. When one sets out to whip people’s emotions and provide disjointed information concocted in ‘doomsday’ like manner one wonders whether the author really has any grey matter left between the ears.

Anonymous said...

Kibaki worshipers, Kibaki ass lickers and Kibaki shit gobblers, Mpo? Come and shower praises on Kibaki.

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:25 AM,

The TRUTH has really rattled you John "the rattlesnake" Michuki style.

Your "bite" (comment) is a bit on the weak, pumbavu side, no lips, no mouth and no fangs. MATOPE!

The fact that you chose to hurl insults at Chris shows that you had nothing to say. Your Japanese proverb? You misused it.

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:28 AM, I would rather be a kibaki worshipper than worship Raila's stinking ass! The man looks likes a serial killer! Black like night ugly like warthog!!

Anonymous said...

"Lucy ordered Francis Muthaura to immediately issue a Presidential Press Service (PPS) statement announcing the sacking of Prof george Saitoti and replacing him with Nyeri town MP Esther Murugi Mathenge. Just when the statement was about to be released to the press, hurried calls were made from State House Nairobi to Ethiopia to confirm the contents of the explosive press statement."

This STOLEN Kibaki presidency is a very big fat joke.

Anonymous said...

Ati Lucy ordered Muthaura? Kazi inaendelea panua style.

Anonymous said...

anon 6:43 AM,

what you are telling us is that you find kibaki's ass to be sweet smelling and his shit to be delicious? This is hilarious. You need some SLAPS from lucy, Ouch! Ouch!

Anonymous said...

For you, anon 6:43 AM,

kibaki and his ugly flaring nostrils... Kibaki is not a man. it is Lucy who wears the makende in that family. No wonder Kenya is in deep trouble on all fronts.

Anonymous said...

Raila have a small dick.

Phil's Mistress

Anonymous said...

Chris;

This post doesn't add any value to our conversations. There are so many other important topics you could have written about. For example, is it appropriate for our PM to go to Malindi and take seven acres of land set aside for squatters? Or is Kalonzo not a morally superior politician than the others because he has not been known to steal public property or to condone any violence? These are the types of topics that would help us select our leaders as informed citizens.

Anonymous said...

I feel pity for all these Kenyans above who see issues in Kibaki vs Raila prisms.Between them there's nothing really to choose from.What positive changes to the ordinary Kenyans has Kibaki brought about despite his many years in government?What has Raila achieved for his supporters(not for himself)in all these years he has spent opposing almost everything while hopping from one party to the next?While Kisii Nyanza students are scoring A',Luo Nyanza's are doing D's.Talk about negative struggles.

Anonymous said...

Chris:
You should have classfieds on your site. Your site is getting a bit boring now. Bring back Udaku! Lets also have a dating column. I am looking for love.

Anonymous said...

Seems to me that to the PANUA MONGRELS kumekucha is only interesting when Raila is being attacked or being cast in negative light. When the truth about Kibaki is highlighted, all of a sudden Kumekucha become boring to these PANUA MONGRELS. Kwendeni huko!

Anonymous said...

The Kalenjins have finally found the folly of fighting Luo wars. They don't have the stomach of endless cries of victimhood like the Luos. Luos, you are on your own and soon you will be pushed back to the opposition benches where you excel. Kalenjins said they are ready and able to take the ministries you are holding in case you are tired of serving in a govt where you don't have "conjugal rights."

Anonymous said...

Bigots,
Ruto's star only rose becoz of his association with Raila. Everyone knows that kiuks will never forgive him and that he is on their hitlist so continue deluding yourselves. You must really believe that Kales are stupid. Wait and see....
Rwanda will some day look like one big christmas party and even Ruto will not save you from it!
sisi

Anonymous said...

Luos will remain spectators in Kenya leadership due to their myopic human worshipping strait. You started with Oginga Odinga but he never saw the light of the day. Now poor Raila is heading the same way. Poleni wajaluo, a day will come when we will have a luo president. One day.... Lets hope this spell will be broken.
But, a piece of advice, you MUST stop creating political deity!

Anonymous said...

Chris,
If you really don't have anything politically worthy of posting why dont you just talk of something positive like the Kenya Rugby 7's explosive form last weekend.

This blog has become Kibaki this, kibaki that, raila this raila that. aaaah. Matusi tu! here is my two cents! Fuck politics for a day.

Anonymous said...

@4:53
Free and peacefull Demonstration is a valuable human right.

You seem not to understand how far Kenyans have gone to liberate themselves. RAO spearheaded the second liberation, while Moi, Kibaki, Kalonzo, Uhuru and Ruto were oppressing Kenyans.

It worries me to hear that these characters are nowadays the role models.

Mwakenya

Anonymous said...

Why did God(with due respect to all his wisdom)decide that Luos should be Kenyans,why couldnt he have just made Kisumu and that miserable part of Lake Victoria Kenya is supposed to own,migingo included,be part of UG and then this renowned politically active people,less endowed financially(dont ask me about the brain)would have been Museveni's headache almost at par with the LRA....But alas it was the damned colonialists,sorry!

Anonymous said...

you call Luos spectators? I have news for you. Luos will always be superior to kiuks and the painful part is that there is nothing you can do about it. In Luoland, people dont hate kiuks; they simply dont even think about them.If someone says you are kiuk like, it means that you are shady and uncouth. And that will not change even if you steal all Kenyans' money. You stole RAO's presidensy but it did not stop OBAMA another Luo from ascending to the presidency of USA. We are in the process of compiling a book about the Kikuyu inferiority complex. Our wars are fought much more intelligently...

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:29 AM

It is laughable that one Jaluo think Kiuks inferior to them. Seems to me that even harvard business school trained luo will still feel inferior to a kikuyu hawker. Those brown-teethed, crooked leg guys on Kirinyaga road and githurai roundabout have more business chutzpah in their small finger than loads of Jaluo professors. Talk of inferiority, what parameters?

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:29 AM,

And why do Luo men rush to have a Kiukyu wife? Even Raila had to persude his son to marry a kikuyu woman to gain some status in the country. If that not enough go to Koinange Street, majority of prostitues are Kuiks BUT the customers are LUO men. How do you explain that?

Kimi Raikkonen said...

Instead of telling tall tales about non-existent palace coups, why not write about the story all over Nairobi and Mombasa and other towns, that a motion of no-confidence is about to be tabled against Raila and that Ruto will be appointed in his place as the new PM by parliamentarians from PNU and a section of ODM?
Kalenjins are now saying that ODM is their party and that Luos can leave if they don't like the new arrangement about who is calling the shots.

Muthamaki said...

Ati Kikuyus have inferiorty complex towards Luo? hahaa ha.... thats the biggest joke I have heard in a long time!
Who on earth would feel inferior to HIV carrires,wife inheriting,corpse fucking darkies?!!!

Even Kisii have outsmart them scoring grade AAAAA+!!

deroo said...

I think the story Chris, is, and you have missed it, is that ODM are standing on quicksand. Forget about Lucy asking for Saitoti Kinuthia ole Musengi to be sacked. It cannot happen. She is not the appointing authority and then there is the PNU/Mangu/OP/Masai/Mt Kenya Mafia factor. It cannot happen, even when Kibaki launches a scripted rant at the media.

The biggest political story and the open that drives this blog through its gears is that ODM are in a Catch22 situation and I am sure that. It was coming and only the miracle of Lazarus can mend the current state of affairs.

If it does not, then Mau catchment area will remain in its current poor state, and Raila Odinga will make no decision about its.

As a commentator Chris, you should have told us about the mistakes Raila Odinga has been making since he forged a relationship with Martha Karua, in the hope that he was she was going to shake the Central Kenya electorate down its roots. To be fair, Raila Odinga is the main cause of the civil war in his party at the moment.

The other reason and ODMers will regret is, the so-called being christened as a Kikuyu by trying to claim the Elders status at the expense of the Kalenjin voters. Honestly, what did he think the reaction would have been from Rift Valley at a time when they had all those boys locked up and the voted and fought for him.

The current bad blood in ODM is far away from what many people see and the fact that Karua, who Raila has even given blessings to hold a recruitment drive in Luo Nyanza, is part of the same cancerous boil that he has to cure in the eyes of the Kalenjin community.

That Karua made some incriminating remarks in the company of Raila against her perceived enemies in the coalition must have been misconstrued to mean that he was the force behind Karua and Ikolomani matador Bonny Khalwale. The Kalenjin Rift Valley, the power that put Raila in his top position and helped in the bargain process by burning churches, houses, schools, buses and even farms, simply felt cheated and that is the reason for the upheaval.

Now, the fight continues and the confusing that everybody knows is within the ODM is now being thought of as genius. To be honest, after the formation of the coalition government, ODM seemed to be portraying a better organised outfit than their PNU counterparts in what people saw as discipline.

Please Chris, let us have the correct information on the ground and let the informers give you the best information like Ruto roping the Rift valley Mps, including illiterate ones like Elijah Lagat and Chepkitony (whatever his name is – he shot down Biwott) to make declarations attacking ODM and Raila.

It is fluid at the moment and wait for the reaction on the ground from the Rift Valley this weekend.

-Derek-

deroo said...

Sorry again. I beg to be corrected. Raila Odinga criticised Dr Alfred Mutua and demanded he be sacked last week?

Since the Rift Valley rupture, ODM hardliners Kajwang, Orengo, Dalmas Otieno and even Raila has not said anything, even castigating Ruto. Mudavadi is quiet, Fred Gumo is quiet, Charity Ngilu is quiet. William Ntimama is quiet and even Prof Nyongo is.

I might not be privy to government secrets and what it entails, but, is the Prime Minister in order to call for a demonstration? I dont know, but, does it amount to hypocrisy when the most powerful politician on land says that 'he has ordered the vice-chancellors not to take action against students rampaging the streets in a situation that might be hijacked by looters and criminals.

IT IS A PITY. Very sorry that it happened.

-Derek-

Anonymous said...

Kwani aren't people allowed to hold peaceful demonstrations as long as they inform the authorities? You panuists never cease to amaze; the fact that state machinery has been used to clobber peaceful demonstartors in the past doesn't mean that is the way things should be. The protests were largely peaceful, but as expeceted the few bad elements as well as thugs took adavantage as riot policemen sat and watched - eti they were told by their bosses not to intervene. As predicted the panuists are already trying to put blame on Raila. WASHINDWE!!!

deroo said...

Anon above, if the police intervened, Raila could have called a press conference this evening criticising extra-judicial arrests and breaking up the 'stealing'

-Derek-

Anonymous said...

What is all this hype about Ruto and RV mps? I wonder why some panuists are sitting by their computers hoping to read how RAO and the other ODM mps are down on their knees begging the rv baggage to stay put. Apart from the last elections, hasn't Ruto always been in the same camp as Uhuru with all the state machinery and money at their disposal? Why didn't we see them shake the earth like some panuists on kk are insinuating. I know you are all praying for odm to break apart, but ruto leaving will not cause the earthquake you are all hoping for.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine Mungiki and Kalenjin warriors coming together if Ruto/Uhuru alliance come into effect?

deroo said...

Where does a tsunami come from. the lake, sea or mountains. Reversed roles.

-Derek-

Anonymous said...

Derek, unlike kibaki, raila knows that press conferences are only called to speak up about issues affecting the COMMON MAN and not to deny the number of concubines, mistresses and bastards. In your simple PNU mind, interevention means clobbering people senseless right? In my view, they should have repulsed these students using anything but LIVE AMMUNITION. Water Cannons, are all that is needed to disperse rowdy crowds. BTW,these could as well have been hungry street people, since when did university students steal food from restaurants and leave all the electronics and other stuff?

Anonymous said...

I wonder how those who call themselves ODM damu are feeling now? Kama that black matako like UrXlnc?? God help me, I hate that hypocrite!


Wangui wa Kabete

deroo said...

Anon, but Raila allowed it. Kibaki, concubines (they dont exist), your son marrying a Kikuyu girl to ascend to the tribe's hierachical order are noti=hing but sideshows that we all forgot about.

The same should be said of a Prime Minsiter travelling to India to view Mahatma Gandhi's shoes and clothes, at a time that the whole country is going through a self-induced hunger attack.

Press conferences...to lie that Barack Obama is your cousin is a bigger shame than denying about a concibine who does not exist.

Press conference...to say that you want the ACCORD (whatever the rubbish) re-negotiated only to fail to back your words. Everyone, including thopse who sat at the press conference are running away from the words.

ODMO DOMO...uongo, fitina na porojo...

-Derek-

Anonymous said...

Once again, as we all expected, the jang monkeys are played for fools, raila is like a lonley monkey at the top, well almost at the top. As we all know kenyatta did it, moi did it, kibaki played them jangs twice, and the young ruto the butcher of rift valley has done it yet again. When will these jang monkeys wisen up. I cant help but feel sorry for raila, at the begining of 2008 he must have felt like the all mighty ruler, a year down the road- no real power, and odm is slowley and surely crambling, he must feel like a fish out of water, or should i say, a monkey with no tree to climb. In the end at least he will be left with the support of his fanatical monkey clan, ripe and ready for the next wise political player to use and dump.

Anonymous said...

Kiuk means hateful
Kiuk means dishonest
kiuk means prostitute
Kiuk means stupid
kiuk means election thief
kiuk means shameless
Kiuk means tribalist
kiuk means luo haters
Kiuk means Railaphobics
OBAMA A LUO IS NOT JUST THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT BUT IS ALSO CURRENTLY THE MOST POPULAR PERSON ON EARTH.A KIKUYU CAN ONLY BECOME PRESIDENT IN A DISHONEST WAY.

Anonymous said...

hehehe ever heard this line???

Money any idiot can have, superior intelligence is what separates men.
sorry Kiuks but on intelligence you score pretty low. Ruto the kiuk slaughterer is now your man??? He who masterminded the burning of kiuk children and women???? or was that your usual crap?

Anonymous said...

Dear Kumekuchans:

With the blessings of PM Raila Odinga, the UoN students beat up motorists, stole and destroyed public and private property today. In short, they rained mayhem on sections of Nairobi and its citizens in the name of democratic demonstrations. The PM had instructed the police not to act; to let the students "enjoy themselves." Emboldened by the PM tacit support, a large group of violent students spent hours blocking Koinange street drinking stolen alcohol and beating up pedestrians. Other students threatened to bomb the city by igniting oil tankers on Uhuru Highway. It was picture perfect thuggery as witnessed in Kisumu last year imported to our Nairobi streets.

This is totally unacceptable. A minority cannot be allowed to "enjoy themselving" by abridging the rights of the majority. The PM should reconsider his position and allow the police to do their work of maintaining peace unhindered. Our universities should not be turned into training grounds for hooligans and thugs through political interference.

I fear that if the police don't protect the citizens of Nairobi from this politically instigated student mayhem, then Nairobians will resort to forming citizens defense squads.

If the PM and the students don't pull back and tone down their confrontaional approach, a day is coming soon when the PM and the riotous students will be on one side and the 3 million inhabitants of Nairobi on the other side with deadly consequences. I ask the PM and his hooligan students not to invite that day to our peaceful city.

Anonymous said...

You are sure behind news. the silent movement with the help of diaspora and kenyans on ground is growing strong as we speak .. 800,000 already recruited kenyans between 19-40 this started last year in April.. where have you been...
a leader will be named shortly.. who even Raila or Uhuru, Ruto and Karua will not be able to compete with.we are still recruiting and fund raising and this time we have to be very strong all around kenya and make sure nobody is killed

WE A PARTY OF ALL TRIBES.WE HAVE MEMBERS WHO ARE WARMING THEIR THEMSELVES IN PNU, ODM, NARC-K ODM-K AND ORDINARY DISGRUNTLED KENYANS. LIKE www.mapambano.com SAYS KENYA NEEDS A REVOLUTION... WE ARE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE MY FRIENDS- DON'T UNDERESTIMATE KENYANS.

only the serious kenyans and who want change are aware what is really in the works. the rest just domo or post abuses while seating in the safe heaven of their homes abroad or in upper muthiaga or is it Karen?? let it be known a change will come and soon.

Anonymous said...

Kenyans Know who the murderers in Kenya are:

1. Kibaki
2. Uhuru
3. Michuki
4. Saitoti
5 Alfred Mutua( angel of Death)
6. Marth Karua (the pretender- gave orders on the Nakuru and Naivasha masacres
7. Njenga Karume(in hiding now)
8. Kabondo wa Kabondo
9 Njenga
10 and the rest of central province MP's who donated to the slaughters and murderers of other tribes who were then in Central province, Nakuru and Naivasha.. as for Kibaki single highhandedly ordered the police to shoot an kill "murder" of innocent kenyans in cold blood


WHY DO KENYANS WANT TO FORGET EASILY?? ONLY FOOLS CAN TRUST THE PEOPLE IN GOVERNMENT TODAY... THEY ARE ALL MURDERERS BY THE EXTENSION OF NOT STOPPING THE CONTINUATION OF MURDERS BY THE POLICE,

pss: Chris since you work for Kibaki I expect you to remove my post... I wonder how much you are being paid??
to rubbish facts posted on this site??just curious..

Anonymous said...

Kiuk means hateful
Kiuk means dishonest
Someone finally tells it like it is
kiuk means prostitute
Kiuk means stupid
kiuk means election thief
kiuk means shameless
Kiuk means tribalist
kiuk means luo haters
Kiuk means Railaphobics
OBAMA A LUO IS NOT JUST THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT BUT IS ALSO CURRENTLY THE MOST POPULAR PERSON ON EARTH.A KIKUYU CAN ONLY BECOME PRESIDENT IN A DISHONEST WAY.

Anonymous said...

kikuyu malaya7:15 AM

since you sucked it ? you should know.. we know kikuyu malaya's are even in Luoland...

Anonymous said...

anon3:47 PM

Thank you and that is why the coalition must be removed.. what is wrong with Kenyans?? why are they being forced to swallow food that is making them sick "Coalition" I mean Kofi Annan tried to help.. but now it is up to ordinary Kenyans to change and put up a new map road for Kenya...

Nobody will do it for kenyans but themselves- Annan is not Kenyans - all Kenyans have the Power to remove the Coalition.. what are Kenyans waiting for while their children die and relatives go hungry...


THE TIME IS NOW... AMERICANS DID IT WITH OBAMA AND I'M SURE KENYANS CAN MARCH AND BLOKE ANY MOVEMENT IN KENYA UNLESS THE STATUESQUE IS CHANGED COALITION OUT

THAT MEANS KIBAKI(PNU AND ODM RAILA) OUT OUT.. WHAT IS DIFFICULT ABOUT THIS ACTION?? KENYANS THEMSELVES MUST MAKE A MOVE...

IT IS CALLED A MOVEMENT - COPY THAILAND OR OTHER COUNTRIES THAT HAVE MOBILIZED MASS MOVEMENTS

IT IS NOW OR NEVER- AND GO DOWN LOOKING WORSE THAN Zimbabwe...

Anonymous said...

university students have it right... remove the coalition and stand up and be counted...
This coalition should not last a year more it is useless at least our youth know the truth it is the 40-90 years olds in kenya are the problem and i'm glad that the youth 19 -39 are more than the old rags.

CHANGE MUST BE NOW-ALL YOUTHS MUST GET OUT AND MARCH**** DEMONSTRATION IS A MUST WE THE YOUTH ARE MORE THEN THE POLICE IN KENYA WE OUT NUMBER THEM-

THE DEAD SINCE 2007 MUST BE AVENAGED BY REMOVONG THEIR MURDERERS FROM POWER

^^^^Kibaki= Ali+saitoti+ michuki + their cronies

in effect the students are saying no to Kibaki88888

Coalition must be removed

Anonymous said...

KENYANS WAKE UP... WATCH THIS AGAIN WHEN THE POLICE KILLED MORE THAN 1000 MUNGIKI'S EXECUTED THEM.. WATCH AND SEE THEIR ARROGANCE.. KIBAKI ORDERED THEM!!TO DO SO.

WATCH !!WATCH!!WATCH!!WATCH!!


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8538372917129900208&hl=en

The Kenya Police Spokesman responds to the allegation that the Kenya police are responsible for the death of 454 Kenyans in Nairobi and Central Province over a four month period. The preliminary report was prepared by the Kenya National Human Rights Commission (KNHRC) whose Executive Director is Maina Kiai who had appeared on KTN codemning the police for their alleged human rights abuses. The host of the show is Beatrice Marshall of KTN.


OOOOOOOOUUUUUiiiiiiiii kenyans are tired of police murders- the youth should take up the touch

UNIVERSITY STUDENTS I PLEAD WITH YOU ALL OVER THE COUNTRY IT IS ONLY YOU WHO CAN LEADS THE WAY AND STOP THIS MURDERERS...

THE COALITION MUST GO. PERIOD

TELL KOFFI ANNAN TO PAY THEIR SALARIES!SINCE HE CAN'T SEE THEY ARE A PROBLEM TO KENYANS!

Anonymous said...

WATCH POLICE WHISTLE BLOWER SAY HE HELPED MURDERS OF INNOCENT KENYANS

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8i637_kenya-police-killings_news


why are Kenyans asleep?? are you waiting for your husbands, wifes, relatives, friends and children to be slaughtered by the police before you all take action??

SHAME ON YOU SHAME ON YOU ATI YOU SUPPORT THE COALITION?? WHAT COALITION?? A COALITION OF MURDERERS??? SHAME ON ORDINARY KENYANS..
TAKE UP A STAND AND REMOVE MURDERERS FROM OFFICE NOW!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why are Kenyans being foolish?? how can we as Kenyans allow a few individuals called the " coalition" to control our life's and how we live in Kenya!!!

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IN PLAN LANGUAGE WHY KENYANS ARE ACCEPTING A FEW PEOPLE TO CONTROL A WHOLE COUNTRY WITHOUT BEING ACCOUNTABLE?

KENYANS WAKE UP WE ARE THE MAJORITY WE DON'T NEED KOFFI ANNAN OR THE COALITION TO TELL US HOW WE WANT OUR COUNTRY TO BE RUN..

I ENCOURAGE THE YOUTH TO STAND UP WITH ORDINARY KENYANS TO TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY FROM THIEVES, HOOLIGANS, MURDERERS E.T.C THAT THE COALITION DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO CONTROL.

CHANGE MUST BE BROUGHT BY THE CITIZENS OF KENYA PERIOD OR ELSE KEEP BEING SLAUGHTERED FOOLS AND DON'T COMPLAIN.

Anonymous said...

Wangui wa Kabete
how can you hate what you love sucking?? get a life,

Anonymous said...

Yesterday Students stood up and protested in mass.. what is the rest of ordinary Kenyans waiting for?

The time is now. MP's and Ministers are useless to kenyans we must stand up now or forever be murdered one by one.

Anonymous said...

KENYA POLICE KIBAKI MURDERERS IN ACTION...oooooouuuui kenyans we are dead one by one. good help us

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8i637_kenya-police-killings_news

kenyans kenyans please wake up- the youth have taken the mantel how ca we let our children in the university fight our war??? we are supposed to be protecting them. shame shame shame- we must stand up now and remove murderers from office

Anonymous said...

THIS IS ABOUT THE GOONS IN THE COALITION GOVERNMENT USELESS SHAITE!!!

Kenyans got into 2009 an angry lot. Most of the anger was directed to the grand coalition of Kibaki and Raila for failing to rise to the occasion.

Jamhuri day celebrations of December 12, 2008 were supposed to capture the mood of Kenyans against the grand coalition were it not for the media hijacking of the Kenyan people’s cause with the replacement of the original cause for that of media bill revolt.

The people-driven agenda that the Kenyan people wanted their leaders to take note of comprised of unbearable standards of living, escalating food prices, high transport and fuel costs, general hard economic conditions, poor leadership, corruption in government and delayed reform agenda.

During the celebrations, Kibaki and Raila tried unsuccessfully to delay the people-driven agenda by trumpeting the issue of the new constitution that they were to give Kenyans in the new year. Kenyans no longer care much about a new constitution as they care about the pressing needs of survival and probably a brand new leadership devoid of Kibaki and Raila. The Christmas and New Year festivities slowed the people-driven agenda which was gaining momentum at a rapid pace to the relief of Kibaki and Raila.

The people-driven agenda was aptly picked up in 2009 with more corruption scandals in government especially on maize the staple food of many Kenyans, famine and extra-judicial killings by police and was putting Kibaki and Raila on the spot for failed leadership until now. It was becoming embarrassing for the two principals as witnessed when religious leaders blasted the two in a public fund-raising function.

However, in a span of one week, Kenyans attention has been diverted from their people-driven agenda to a Raila Kibaki agenda.

* Kibaki did his part by focusing Kenyans on who is and who is not his wife on national television. He did injustice to the KCSE results announcement which needed more attention then. The nation needed to debate on failing educational standards but were denied this for the president was in a foul mood.
* Raila and his ODM brigade did their part by calling on Koffi Annan to help them renegotiate of the National Accord for they need more power and political positions for those who are their wives, sons, daughters, immediate relatives and those who are not their wives. This call came three days after ODM pentagon member, William Ruto had told off Koffi Annan for frequent meddling with Kenya Affairs
* The rest of the PNU brigade, in characteristic fashion, told their ODM counterparts to take a walk if they are discontent and the to and fro accusations kept Kenyans busy off their problems. Kalonzo and his party ODM-K, also tried to contribute to the diversion of Kenyan minds but their voice was drowned

The extra-judicial killings debate, Mungiki demonstration and the murder of Oscar foundation officials just made sure that Raila and Kibaki can peacefully rest from the wrath of Kenyans; for Kenyans have a short memory for now? Nope Nope NOPe nope..

KENYANS HAVE LONG MEMORIES AND THAT IS WHY THEY MANAGED TO VOTE OUT MOI... BUT THIS TIME WITH MURDERERS IN THE COALITION KENYANS MUST FIGHT HARD EVEN IF IT MEANS SPILLING MORE BLOOD FOR OUR DEMOCRACY

Anonymous said...

Mudavadi yesterday said there is nothing to renegotiate about the accord and people should serve kenyans. ruto the other day said same thing. So who was nyongo speaking for? Obviously the luo faction in odm. whoever said "wajaluo hawatosheki" was clearly on to something.

Philip said...

If you support Kibaki/Raila/Uhuru/Ruto/Karua/Saitoti/Kalonzo please stand up.

If you don't support either then why abuse Raila because of comments here which are negative to Kibaki or why abuse Kibaki because of comments here which are negative to Raila, should we just go ahead and abuse all of them?

I can't do that because I'm thinking of someone who is not among them.

My question is, "Is anybody here supporting Uhuru+Ruto alliance?". Frankly if this is the future of Kenya after 2012 then for the first time I'll say, "WE ARE DOOMED!"

So let's not fight because of Raila or Kibaki because I know higher chances are that neither is going to be a president. We might fight on this ground only to be surprised that either Ruto or Uhuru is the president of Kenya since they have higher chances.

So let's put our energy on the right thing. This not only include the bloggers here but also Kumekucha, lest we find ourselves in a similar situation of impalas that are fighting each other over grazing land yet our real enemies is the lions.

Philip the visitor.

Anonymous said...

Chris,

Even Kofi Annan has told the Luo serial complaining triad (Raila, Orengo and Ny'ongo) that the Accord is non-renegotiable. They had been told the same thing by PNU. Hopefully, they will listen this time since it is comming from a foreign master.

If you look at the issues in Lands and Health waiting to be attended to, you would think that Orengo and Ny'ongo would be busy serving the people but wapi, they spend all their time before TV cameras talking about "conjugal rights" in the coalition.

There is something strange that happens to good people when they associate with Raila. Some years back Orengo and Ny'ongo were known to be great Kenyans, presidential material. But today when you listen to them whine, you know they have become something no different than other serial stone-throwing Raila worshippers.

It is now apparent that these three Luos were not born to govern, they were born to serve in the opposition. The earlier they realize that they are wasting their talents in govt and quit, the better. They would be of great service to Kenya in the opposition benches complaining and threatening.

Joe said...

Chris,

I think some moderation is needed here.

Anonymous said...

Philip,

The future is Kalonzo Musyoka. This is a man who is uncorruptable and has not a single bone of tribal hatred in his body. What is more, he loves development and believes in negotiations instead of brute force. Mr. Musyoka's presidency would be a time of peace and expanded prosperity.

Anonymous said...

Joe,
Is it getting too hot for you? There is nothing that need moderation here! People have the right to express their feelings here! You need either to shut up or take your stinking ass out of this site!

Anonymous said...

Raila is impotent,both physically and politically!!

Anonymous said...

So Ruto and Uhuru will have a manifesto. "Kenya for war lords" narrow minded meatheads cheer this no matter how retarded the idea as long as RAO appears to loose damn kenya the only important thing is that RAO looses....
Yal can see why kenya is headed nowhere.

Sir Alex

Anonymous said...

The differeces between the Kalenjin and Kikuyus are primarily over material resources and can be resolved by negotiations.

But the differences between the Kikuyus and Luos are fundamentally cultural and are very difficult (if not impossible) to bridge. The two communities hold diametrically opposed world views and the role of individual responsibility in that world. One would have hoped that by going to the same school system the gap would be narrowing. But the evidence on the ground says otherwise.

Anonymous said...

Kiuk means hateful
Kiuk means greedy
Kiuk means dishonest
kiuk means prostitute
Kiuk means stupid
kiuk means election thief
kiuk means shameless
Kiuk means tribalist
kiuk means luo haters
Kiuk means Railaphobics
OBAMA A LUO IS NOT JUST THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT BUT IS ALSO CURRENTLY THE MOST POPULAR PERSON ON EARTH.A KIKUYU CAN ONLY BECOME PRESIDENT IN A DISHONEST WAY.

Anonymous said...

Money any idiot can have, superior intelligence is what separates men.
sorry Kiuks but on intelligence you score pretty low. Ruto the kiuk slaughterer is now your man??? He who masterminded the burning of kiuk children and women???? or was that your usual crap?

Anonymous said...

Anon at 12:19
This is the same Kalooser who said that RAo was unelectable owing to his tribe..and to prove into the fray and got only 8% of wich 99.999% was tribal voting. Get a grip luckily the kenyan on the ground knows better when the election time comes its the people vote that will count not this ranting raving a rabid insanity that is exibited here.
Kalooser is the one person who only becomes relevant in kenay politically for as long as people are thinking along tribal lines.


Sir Alex

Anonymous said...

Luos need to stop putting all their eggs in one basket at the national level.

Anonymous said...

Kiuk means hateful
Kiuk means greedy
Kiuk means dishonest
luo means lazy
luo means stupid
luo means ubwete
luo means shamefull
luo means tribalist
luo means kiuk haters
luo means kibakiphobics
OBAMA ANAMERICAN IS NOT JUST THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT BUT IS ALSO CURRENTLY THE MOST POPULAR PERSON ON EARTH.A LUO CAN ONLY BECOME PRESIDENT BY THROWING STONES,LOOTING,WAITING FOR FREE HANDOUTS LIKE MANNA FROM HEAVEN,LUOS ARE LAZY DIRTY AND NEED TO BE WIPED OUT THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!

Anonymous said...

Sir Alex,

Your memory is failing you here. It was Ruto who loudly said Raila was not electable at the United Kenya Club while Gumo nodded on camera before later turning around and joining Raila, not Kalonzo. Second, you need to point out the wrong things that Kalonzo has done to disqualify him from being a successful president if elected.

Anonymous said...

These peole going on about Luo this luo that are lost and clueless when mungiki starts to kill kikuyu thats got nothing to do with luos. People know their real enemies at least the mungiki know and this red herring of diverting attention to luos when your idle and cluless is simply not going to wash everyone will have to account for their sins
thankfully the kenyans on the ground know the truth.

Sir Alex

Anonymous said...

This pretty much summarises most peoples thoughts:
Kiuk means hateful
Kiuk means greedy
Kiuk means dishonest
kiuk means prostitute
Kiuk means stupid
kiuk means election thief
kiuk means shameless
Kiuk means tribalist
kiuk means luo haters
Kiuk means Railaphobics
OBAMA A LUO IS NOT JUST THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT BUT IS ALSO CURRENTLY THE MOST POPULAR PERSON ON EARTH.A KIKUYU CAN ONLY BECOME PRESIDENT WHEN THEY RIG. For the record Obama a Luo won and was sworn in day time.

Money any idiot can have, superior intelligence is what separates men.
sorry Kiuks but on intelligence you score pretty low. Ruto the kiuk slaughterer is now your man??? He who masterminded the burning of kiuk children and women???? or was that your usual crap?

Anonymous said...

LETS KILL ALL LUOS THEY ARE CURSED BASTARDS!!KILL EM ALL AND LET GOD SORT THEM OUT!!

Anonymous said...

anon 12:56

most important is what has kalooser done. Been in gov since ai was in primary school and thats a long time ago, what is his singular archivement, sacrifice? He was playing the 'wining' side, no backbone no principal nothing but an opportunist, his name only comes up as compromise candidate, or when there is apparent division along tribal lines, the guy is simply irrelvant and the last election proved it, if he was a honorable man he should have quit.The guy has no vision his only hope is to take advantage of division. He is the quintisential political opportunist. Avoiding to face controversial issues and waiting to 'capitalise' on the mistakes of the people who are actually in thr ring trying to make a difference the guy is a flea a leech a blood sucker irrelevant and should just quit or brtter still hang around and continue to make a fool of himself, we could use the entertainment this time he is getting 3%.

Sir Alex

Anonymous said...

OBAMA IS A LUO AMERICAN AND HE IS THE PRESIDENT OF USA MUPENDE MUSIPENDE, SOMETHING A KIUK WILL NEVER ACHIEVE.

Anonymous said...

Those who are saying that other communities should be wiped out should stop it. You can disagree and even hate a whole community, but to wish them all dead is to be a psycho.

Anonymous said...

If Ruto/Uhuru allaince come into place in 2012, LUOS can forget Nairobi! They will be wiped out of Nairobi and RV!

We dont want darkies in our ancestral land! They have brought nothing to us other than AIDS!!

Anonymous said...

This pretty much summarises most peoples thoughts:
Kiuk means hateful
Kiuk means greedy
Kiuk means dishonest
kiuk means prostitute
Kiuk means stupid
kiuk means election thief
kiuk means shameless
Kiuk means tribalist
kiuk means luo haters
Kiuk means Railaphobics
OBAMA A LUO IS NOT JUST THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT BUT IS ALSO CURRENTLY THE MOST POPULAR PERSON ON EARTH.A KIKUYU CAN ONLY BECOME PRESIDENT WHEN THEY RIG. For the record Obama a Luo won and was sworn in day time.

Money any idiot can have, superior intelligence is what separates men.
sorry Kiuks but on intelligence you score pretty low. Ruto the kiuk slaughterer is now your man??? He who masterminded the burning of kiuk children and women???? or was that your usual crap?

Philip said...

anon @ 12.19 supports Kalonzo.

Sir Alex believes Kalonzo is not the right person.

anon @ 1:02 has murder instincts and needs to be hanged or imprison for life for better is the one who abuses either Raila or Kibaki than one who feels all Luos should be killed.

I still hold my opinions of who I think should lead Kenya, but all I can say is that I don't support any currently "9th or 10th parliament sitting" politicians.

What about KJ of Redykyulass?

Or does anybody knows of someone who will stand for presidency, of good morals etc who we don't know?

Let's start shaping our future and not grumble.

Anonymous said...

Sir Alex, @3/11/09; 1:07AM

Stop throwing tantrums and calling Kalonzo names. These are the usual cultural emotional outburst that put other well intentioned Kenyans off.

I asked you to say one singular thing he has done to disqualify him as a presidential material. Instead you come up with Kalooser this, Kalooser that. Yes, he was invited to join the winning side and he has explained why he accepted - to save the nation from further bloodshed he accepted and that shows statemanship. He could have chosen, like others, the violent route and call his supporters to kill the supporters of his opponents but he didn't and that says alot about his peaceful predisposition.

Since becoming the VP, Kalonzo has gone about serving the people without calling for euphoric attention to himself - that shows that he understands that serving the people is not a show business.

In the KANU govt Kalonzo served in the Foreign docket with distinction comparable only to that of Munywa Waiyaki and Robert Ouko before him. At some point he was being proposed for Nobel Peace Prize for his outstanding contribution to the Sudan Peace Accord that finally brought peace to the southern region.

I have said before and I will repeat, Kalonzo is incorruptable. In his long political career he had had opportunity to steal public land, contracts, or factories like others we know. But he didn't.

I could go on and on, but that is not my point today. My point is this: I want to be told what Kalonzo has done to disqualify him. And I don't want the usual mindless emotional clap of msaliti this or Kalooser that.

Anonymous said...

On Tuesday, outspoken Nairobi Metropolitan Development Minister Mutula Kilonzo said: “Inasmuch as the Prime Minister condemns extrajudicial killings, he should also condemn in a strong manner the killings that are carried out by armed gangs such as Mungiki. They have committed atrocities that are unspeakable.”

Kilonzo is asking the impossible. Raila would rather die a thousand times rather than condemn fellow thugs. He has sent a gift of political literatute to the head of Mungiki in prison in an attempt to win him over to ODM. He desperately wants Mungiki's services in 2012. He thinks they performed superbly in Naivasha last year. That is why I keep saying the PM need to retire to Bondo before he sinks this country into the Indian Ocean.

Mwarang'ethe said...

Anonymous said:

I could go on and on, but that is not my point today. My point is this: I want to be told what Kalonzo has done to disqualify him. And I don't want the usual mindless emotional clap of msaliti this or Kalooser that.

3/11/09 1:58 AM

Our response:

Fine. Lets put facts on the table.

In 1991, when Kenya was "hit" by tribal violence in the RV, Kalonzo testified in the USA Congress. Can you tell us what his message to the USA Congress?

Once you have informed us on this, we will tackle other issues.

Anonymous said...

Mwarang'ethe @ 2:34AM;

I am not interested in the "gotcha" game you are proposing we play. What Kalonzo said or didn't say in those Congressional Hearings is in the public domain and is open to different interpretations. Just tell us your interpretation.

Who knows? You might end up convincing us that Kalonzo is not fit to be president of Kenya. But if we disagree, don't be disappointed - remember perfectly logical minds can differ when faced with the task of interpreting the same facts. Further, remember we are judging Kalonzo against other similarly situated political competition, and beginning from the assumption that none of them is an angel.

Anonymous said...

These dark cockroaches need to be exterminated once and for all,they have been nothing but trouble,the final solution is very near,watch this space!!

Anonymous said...

OBAMA IS A LUO AMERICAN AND HE IS THE PRESIDENT OF USA MUPENDE MUSIPENDE, SOMETHING A KIUK WILL NEVER ACHIEVE.

Mwarang'ethe said...

Anonymous said:

Further, remember we are judging Kalonzo against other similarly situated political competition, and beginning from the assumption that none of them is an angel.

3/11/09 3:10 AM

Our response:

You have not educated us. What you refuse to accept is that, in that testimoney, Raila and Kalonzo "sat" on the different sides.

Kalonzo defending those who were killing Kikuyu's in the RV, and Raila on the other side, defending those affected by the violence.

Those are the facts. That being the case, how do want us to accept this statement from you:

"Yes, he was invited to join the winning side and he has explained why he accepted - to save the nation from further bloodshed he accepted and that shows statemanship. He could have chosen, like others, the violent route and call his supporters to kill the supporters of his opponents but he didn't and that says alot about his peaceful predisposition."

Furthermore, lest you forget:

- in 1988 mlolongo elections, Kalonzo was on the "winning side."

- In 1990 when Kenyans demanded their freedom, we know what Kalonzo was saying as the GS of KANU. Obviously, he was on the winning side as well.

- In 1992, when Kikuyu's were being killed in the RV, Kalonzo, as you would expect, was on the winning side.

- in 2007/8, when another election would have been organised to determine the winner, Kalonzo, was once again on the "winning side."

How lucky is this man.

Andrew said...

When majority of Kenyans are working hard to have their ends meet, the stupid Prime Minister told the UoN to loot and vandalise businesses "haki Yetu" style. This is very dangerous for the economy when the world is undergoing financial crisis. Next who know what he will tell people to do??

Mwarang'ethe said...

Andrew said...

When majority of Kenyans are working hard to have their ends meet, the stupid Prime Minister told the UoN to loot and vandalise businesses "haki Yetu" style. This is very dangerous for the economy when the world is undergoing financial crisis. Next who know what he will tell people to do??

Our comment:

A man can only read himself in anything he reads or hears. If you give 10 people the Bible, they will come back with different interpretations of the same book.

So, why is this? It is because what we read and get/understand from any book/speech is a reflection of who we are.

Thus, you are not telling us what Raila said, you are telling us, who you are and what you think.

Mai ma Nguku said...

Luos,
Yes, I concur-you are very intelligent. Just watch this video;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWw1O9Fqf04&feature=related

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU5SzRd17vo&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Mwarang'ethe, Your response to Andrew is spot on.

Andrew is not telling us what Raila said, he, Andrew, is telling us, who he (Andrew) is and what he (Andrew) thinks.

Andrew, ever wondered why we have so much division amoung the so called religious groups? Mwarang'the put it so well:

"A man or woman can only read himself in anything he reads or hears. If you give 10 people the Bible, they will come back with different interpretations of the same book." Hence the conflicts, name calling and fights in our Religious bodies, mainly the churches.

Anonymous said...

The idiot thinks he can snatch power by using student riots. Some of the UoN students were so hungry that they raided nakumatt for snacks! What a shame? The idiot's son has sold maize to south sudan and rioters have to raid supermarkets for food. That is why sober people will think of Kalonzo or Saitoti as next President.

Anonymous said...

Kalooser was among the forces behind the flawed announcement of kibaki's win. Kalooser has never done anything that distinguishes him from the run of the mill KANU politician there has been many times in kenyan history where true lovers of the kenyan people have stood for the people kalooser was never there, he only took part in the opportunistic rainbow coalition together with crooks like saitoti and as the eveidence shows he as quickly rushed back to the 'winning side' the man has no spine. To be corrupted one must first be relevant the guy has never been relevant, he is the one who has been chasing rainbows and desperately trying to make himself relevant. Ngilu for example has shown that she can flex muscle. I have far more respect for her as a politician. kalooser dispite coming a distant 3rd in 2007 was shamlessly trying to make himself number 2, never mind that he is already number two since RAO and kibs are both number 1 according to the accord. That to me is std 4 level of childishness. If your relevant and you know it why fight for such pointless posturing the man is a crying shame and ukambani can surely do better.
Like I said what are his archievements....based on what is said here he served under a useless gov that pilaged kenya and he said nothing, political murders he was serving with distinction, goldenburg.....does chemical Ali come to mind, apperently while serving with distinction, that is precisely the kind of service we DO NOT NEED we NEED change and he DOES NOT represent that in any form or manner. We do not need people who serve with distinction we just need people who will listen to wanaanchi and put the people first.This service with distinction is the same rabbit in the hat 6% economic growth that kibaki wanted us to celebrate while we primarily appointed him for a new constitution and end of corruption.....

Sir Alex

Anonymous said...

Mwangerethe, why do you like defending a tootless bulldog like Raila? If you are really educated you wouldn't waste your energy defending a useless thug like Odinga!

PS:
I have made it 100 comments!

Anonymous said...

For all you Kalonzo "Msaliti" Musyoka ass lickers who think he is of a "peaceful predisposition," "incorruptible," "saved christian," "Holy" and all that crap, consider the following:

* In the infamous 1988 mlolongo sham elections, Kalonzo was on the STEALING side that STOLE the elections via the shortest lines being declared the winners while the longest lines were declared the loosers. Reminds you of the elections of Dec '07.... Fill in the blanks.

* In 1990 when Kenyans demanded their freedom from the dictatorial one party state of Daniel "Kleptocrat" arap Moi, we know Kalonzo "Msaliti" Musyoka was one of the staunchest KANU hawks. Obviously, he was on the STEALING side again

* In 1992, when Kikuyu's were being killed and massacred in the Rift Valley, Kalonzo "Msaliti" Musyoka, as you would expect, was on the KILLING Kanu side and supported it to the hilt.

* On Dec '07 when another election was held, Kalonzo, was once again on the STEALING side. This guy is a dyed in wool MSALITI

This is the fellow that you tell us is of a "peaceful predisposition," "incorruptible," "a saved christian," and "Holy"....? Kwenda huko. Yeye ni SHETANI IBILISI. THE DEVIL INCARNATE

Anonymous said...

Sir Alex, did they not teach you to use paragraphs in your writing?

Anonymous said...

Kalonzo will be the NEXT president, mpende msipende!

Once again, as we all expected, the jang monkeys are played for fools, raila is like a lonley monkey at the top, well almost at the top. As we all know kenyatta did it, moi did it, kibaki played them jangs twice, and the young ruto the butcher of rift valley has done it yet again. When will these jang monkeys wisen up. I cant help but feel sorry for raila, at the begining of 2008 he must have felt like the all mighty ruler, a year down the road- no real power, and odm is slowley and surely crambling, he must feel like a fish out of water, or should i say, a monkey with no tree to climb. In the end at least he will be left with the support of his fanatical monkey clan, ripe and ready for the next wise political player to use and dump.

Anonymous said...

Chris:

Over 100 comments and not a single one of them is addressing your post!

Chris and all other Raila worshippers i.e Phil, black matako UrXlnc, Taabu... come out of your hiding now!

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:48 AM, It's the content in Sir Alex's comment that matters. Not whether paragraphs exist or not. Anyway, since you wanted paragraphs, here is Kalonzo "Msaliti" Musyoka for you:

* In the infamous 1988 mlolongo sham elections, Kalonzo was on the STEALING side that STOLE the elections via the shortest lines being declared the winners while the longest lines were declared the loosers. Reminds you of the elections of Dec '07.... Fill in the blanks.

* In 1990 when Kenyans demanded their freedom from the dictatorial one party state of Daniel "Kleptocrat" arap Moi, we know Kalonzo "Msaliti" Musyoka was one of the staunchest KANU hawks. Obviously, he was on the STEALING side again

* In 1992, when Kikuyu's were being killed and massacred in the Rift Valley, Kalonzo "Msaliti" Musyoka, as you would expect, was on the KILLING Kanu side and supported it to the hilt.

* On Dec '07 when another election was held, Kalonzo "Msaliti", was once again on the STEALING side. This guy is a dyed in wool MSALITI

This is the fellow that you tell us is of a "peaceful predisposition," "incorruptible," "a saved christian," and "Holy"....? Kwenda huko. Yeye ni SHETANI IBILISI. THE DEVIL INCARNATE.

For all you Kalonzo "Msaliti" Musyoka ass lickers who have these weird fantasies of him becoming president, Keep dreaming...

Anonymous said...

Come 2012, I will only support a leader who is brave enough to evict LUOS out of Nairobi! I hate when I see these Jang monkeys walking around our ancestral land, stealing, raping women and spreading AIDS under the blessings of their Fala PM.

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:59 AM,

We already addressed the post ("Shocking Cabinet Re-Shuffle by Lucy That Never Was"). Just to remind you I'll repost one of the comments posted ages ago.

A man - Kibaki - who can't run his own family properly has no business running a country. He will fail dismally at it.

Kibaki has repeatedly proved this to be so over and over again, he has been a spectacular FAILURE in managing his family, Lucy in particular - Lucy is the one who "wears" the "testicles" and "trousers" in that family, and an even bigger spectacular failure in running this country of ours.

It is because of Kibaki's poor leadership abilities that Kenya is wobbling around Leadershipless, rudderless, directionless etc.

Lloyd said...

Whats bein written here is so gross.as we go on 4 each others feelings,raila,kibaki and ruto r playin golf togetha.why cnt u pple see far??some r even wishin luos werent kenyan?ha ha,chicken brains.then obama wudnt hav anythng to do with kenya.and all ur bros and sis here in tha US wudnt hav anythn to b proud of.am a luo and proud of it.i am what i am coz of GOD and hardwork.if u want to debate sense then thats gud.bt if u want to talk abt luos fascination with ur kiuk gals??ul b surprised son,they suck dick beta than even white women and who wudnt mind getin blown??i hav tried it.plus we cn spend dollars unlike u misers.am writin all ths outa anger 4rm some posts bt tribes.if u cn take ur stupidity back to hawkin or sellin stolen guds,i wil take ths back and discuss the topic.if u dnt then i tel it as it is.lets get shit clear,no tribes r superior,hata ogiek r equals...

Anonymous said...

Llyods, all luos have AIDS including Raila!!!!!!
Watch this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU5SzRd17vo&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Llyod,

Have you ever seen Kikuyu holding hatred towards Luhyas or Kisiis like the way they do to LUOS? And yet the come from the same region with LUOS!

Kisiis are more intelligent and business-minded than Jangs but their is no animosity between Kikuyu and Kisiis.

Anonymous said...

A Kikuyu hates a Luo just like a Thief hates and fears a Guard (the word thief and Kikuyu can be used interchangebly).

The Kikuyu sees the Guard as someone standing in the way and preventing him to STEAL

Anonymous said...

Charles.Nairobi
A policeman just got SHOT AND FATALLY WOUNDED at Kencom today.
Its unclear nut apparently he had apprehended a suspect who drew a gun and shot him.
They will ne no RIOTS or media frenzy-POLICEMEN RISK THEIR LIVES EVERYDAY! but WHO CARES!
May God help the man and his family.
Its a sad day, we have UNSUNG HEROES!

Anonymous said...

Raila Arap Mibei is on the way down! He is standing on a sinking sand, and to make the matter worse he is taking his Jang monkeys with him!

Anonymous said...

Mwarang'ethe,

Your hero, Thug Molasses Raila, has stolen again. This time it is seven acres of squatters' land in Malindi. That is his way of liberating landless Digos and Giriamas.

Anonymous said...

idle anon 9;17, 10;45 etc etc,

aren't you tired of making your trademark hateful comments since this post came up? in case you haven't noticed, the choir is on recess and pole no one is listening. take a breather my friend, you will choke in hatred.

Anonymous said...

KIUKS POVERTY IS NOT PERMANENT BUT CHARACTER FLAW IS. In other words you are permanently enslaved to LUOS. Look how they ignore you and how you make complete fools of yourselves spending all your lives hating them...this is comical. Now that OBAMA is a LUO IT HAS PROVED ONE FACT, there is something genius about Luos and another FACT:THERE IS SOMETHING SO MEDIOCRE ABOUT KIUKS.
sisi

Anonymous said...

NOW I KNOW KENYANS ARE THICK VERY VERY THINK AND FOOLISH OR BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE??
HOW CAN KENGEN IMPORT COAL TO PRODUCE ELECTRICITY????????
HOW STUPID IS THIS COMPANY?? LOOK AROUND THE WORLD FOR HEAVENS SAKE
COUNTRIES ARE GOING AWAY FROM COAL TO WIND POWER AND OTHER ENVIRONMENT FRIENDLY HYDRO PRODUCTION..

MY QUESTION IS WHERE ARE THIS FOOLISH GOONS IMPORTING COAL FROM OR IS THIS ANOTHER ANGLO LEASING CROOKED DEAL??



KenGen seeks Sh56 billion coal plant partner




By Reuters

Kenya Electricity Generating Company (Kengen) said yesterday it wanted a joint venture partner to build a Sh56 billion million coal-fired power plant.

The company is fighting to catch up with demand that is widely expected to keep growing in East Africa’s largest economy, despite the global financial crisis.

The company said it was seeking a partner to develop a 300 MW coal-fired plant under a 25-year build, own, operate and transfer arrangement, as well as port landing facilities and an interconnection facility to the existing power grid.

"The project, which will operate on imported coal, entails construction of two units of 125-150 MW with provision for future modular additional units," it said in a statement.

Kengen said the joint venture partner would own 60 percent of the equity stake of the project, which will be built in the Dongo Kundu area of Mombasa port, while it would own the rest. Bids would be opened on April 10, it said.

Desperate

Kenyan officials say the country — a crucial trade and transport hub for the region — is suffering an energy crisis and desperately needs to boost private investment in the sector.

Like many nations on the world’s poorest continent, Kenya was battered by record oil prices last year that pushed up transport and food costs and ate into government spending plans.

The country of about 36 million people gets 60 percent of its electricity from dams, a third is fuel-generated and the rest comes from geothermal — but the total is not enough.

Late last month, Kengen’s pretax profits slumped 32.8 per cent to $18.76 million for the first half ended December. It blamed higher operational and financing costs.

Anonymous said...

NOW I KNOW KENYANS ARE THICK VERY VERY THINK AND FOOLISH OR BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE??
HOW CAN KENGEN IMPORT COAL TO PRODUCE ELECTRICITY????????
HOW STUPID IS THIS COMPANY?? LOOK AROUND THE WORLD FOR HEAVENS SAKE
COUNTRIES ARE GOING AWAY FROM COAL TO WIND POWER AND OTHER ENVIRONMENT FRIENDLY HYDRO PRODUCTION..

MY QUESTION IS WHERE ARE THIS FOOLISH GOONS IMPORTING COAL FROM OR IS THIS ANOTHER ANGLO LEASING CROOKED DEAL??



KenGen seeks Sh56 billion coal plant partner




By Reuters

Kenya Electricity Generating Company (Kengen) said yesterday it wanted a joint venture partner to build a Sh56 billion million coal-fired power plant.

Anonymous said...

NOW I KNOW KENYANS ARE THICK VERY VERY THINK AND FOOLISH OR BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE??
HOW CAN KENGEN IMPORT COAL TO PRODUCE ELECTRICITY????????
HOW STUPID IS THIS COMPANY?? LOOK AROUND THE WORLD FOR HEAVENS SAKE
COUNTRIES ARE GOING AWAY FROM COAL TO WIND POWER AND OTHER ENVIRONMENT FRIENDLY HYDRO PRODUCTION..

MY QUESTION IS WHERE ARE THIS FOOLISH GOONS IMPORTING COAL FROM OR IS THIS ANOTHER ANGLO LEASING CROOKED DEAL??



KenGen seeks Sh56 billion coal plant partner




By Reuters

Kenya Electricity Generating Company (Kengen) said yesterday it wanted a joint venture partner to build a Sh56 billion million coal-fired power plant.


KENYANS WAKE UP AND SMELL A RAT... THIS IS A CON - ANOTHER GOLDENBERG SHIATE

Anonymous said...

Mwangerethe, why do you like defending a tootless bulldog like Raila? If you are really educated you wouldn't waste your energy defending a useless thug like Odinga!

PS:
I have made it 100 comments!

3/11/09 5:30 AM


and I guess you support Kibaki who sleeps with his daughter Judy and which education does kibaki has or what crap is he shaiting in statehouse while his wife beats him up... I hear he got some stereo slaps from madam Lucy the other week ask the cleaners...

supporting an incest guy like Kibaki is shameful.

Anonymous said...

Kiuk means hateful
Kiuk means dishonest
kiuk means prostitute
Kiuk means stupid
kiuk means election thief
kiuk means shameless
Kiuk means tribalist
kiuk means luo haters
Kiuk means Railaphobics
OBAMA A LUO IS NOT JUST THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT BUT IS ALSO CURRENTLY THE MOST POPULAR PERSON ON EARTH.A KIKUYU CAN ONLY BECOME PRESIDENT IN A DISHONEST WAY.

Anonymous said...

THE TRUTH SHALL SET KENYA FREE - KIBAKI AND PNU CAN'T MURDER EVERY KENYANS - FACTS ARE FACTS THEY ARE MURDERERS

KENYANS READ READ READ!! CHILLING THE MURDERERS ARE STILL PLANNING MORE MURDERERS.....


I am online in a cafe right in the middle of downtown Nairobi and over here everything is calm and I cannot detect any commotion. I will go outside in a moment to find out. Mind you that message from Muthoni was posted about an hour ago and as you know their offices are at Valley Arcade so it depends on where she was.

However here is something chilling- a letter from some university of Narobi students sent to activist Okiya Omtatah earlier today:


From: John

Subject: We are not Mungiki!

Okoiti, we have never met, but please let the world know the following before we are executed:

Mr. Oguta, the Security Officer at the University of Nairobi, who snatched a flashdisk from Charles Odera (3rd Year Law) belonging to Mr. Ojijo (4th Year Law) on Friday afternoon, has called and given Mr. Nengo (a recently graduated Law student UoN) an ultimatum to hand over the computer harddisk belonging to Mr. Ojijo because "Watu wakubwa wanaitaka".

Mr. Ojijo and five other students are in hidding fearing for their lives because they edited the raw materials on extrajudicial killings that Oscar Foundation presented to the UN. By doing this they are among the few living people who know exactly what is going on. They know even that material that was too sensitive to contain in the report that was handed over, and which could only be handed over to the proposed Truth Justice and Recociliation Commission or similar. So they have reason to fear for their lives, especially after the mother of one of them was visited in her home in Western Kenya by two unknown people on Friday morning asking after him since his phone had been off since the assassinations. Our innocent friends are in hiding with their phones off and fearing for their lives. A death threat coming from 0752646845 has been sent to all of them.

We are students at the UoN who have started an above board political movement called The Liberators. We want to demand new political leadership and a different political culture in the country. We plan to register it with the authorities. Among the many organisations we had approached for support to help get the movement off the ground was the Oscar Foundation (where the late Oscar and GPO worked). They responded enthiusiastically. The two thought our idea was good and agreed to support us. As we interacted, and as part of raising money for the movement, Oscar Foundation gave part-time work to some of us. That's how some of us ended up working on the sensitive dossier.

Oscar Foundation was to sponsor a retreat in Limuru last Saturday but the two leaders were killed on Thursday before the event. Killing them outside the UoN has its very chilling symbolism for us.

At the Limuru retreat we were to plan to fan out from UoN to other universities and colleges around the country to create a national platform of students to demand political accountability. We feel 2012 will be too late and will belong to the same muggers of the nation who occupy both sides of the political divide if no people's movements arises now to demand change in the way our politicians are ruining the country.

Interestingly, on Friday after the double murders, the VC, Prof. G. O. Magoha summoned some of our leaders and accused us of recruiting students to join Mungiki, and threatened us with expulsion. This is as outrageous as anything can be. We just want to see an accountable political culture in this country that has no room for Mungiki, rogue politicians, or any thugs for that matter.

Oscar had recently told some of us that he was planning to leave Oscar Foundation to GPO and move on to other things. Since he was Kikuyu and had easily been branded a Mungiki, he thought that leaving the foundation to GPO who did not come from Central Province would make it difficult for the authorities to frame the organisation a Mungiki front. Oscar was convinced that with him out of the picture the Mungiki tug would not hold, and the Oscar Foundation would go about its work without police harrassment.

Truth be told, Oscar was not Mungiki. He was not and always talked against them whenever it came up during our discussions. He juat wanted proper mechanism for identifying Mungiki to be put in place by the State, so that Mungiki does not become an excuse for killing others, be they oponents, rivals, etc. He also wanted then heard before they were condemned so that a solution could be found after the intelligence is perused. Oscar's biggest fear was that the likes of Mungiki and Sabaot Land Defence Force would grow in strength by recruiting millions of desperate youth, join forces, and take over power if politicians let he country go to the dogs the way they are doing, as the people urged them on or watched on the sidelines.

The very fact that we are running for cover from State security structures should tell you how far down the ladder of civilisation this country has been brought by our rogue politicians. Is it any wonder that they and not us are the ones who hire the services of Mungiki and other gangs around the country to push thier wicked political agenda that bodes ill for this country? Who then is MUNGIKI?

Anonymous said...

HA!!HA!!10 ODM MP'S SPIT ON KIBAKI THE ONLY ONE SUCKING KIBAKI ASS IS RUTO WHO HAS JOINED THE KIKUYUS.. IN PLANS TO KILL MORE INNOCENT KENYANS... RUTO HAGUE OR THE HANG MAN IS WAITING GOT YOU AND YOUR BUDDY UHURU KENYATTA SHENZI NYINYI

More than 10 ODM lawmakers on Wednesday skipped a political rally addressed by President Kibaki in the Rift Valley district of Kitale, where he called for peaceful coexistence among Kenyans.


The leaders, who had earlier attended the launch of subsidised farm inputs in Moi’s Bridge, 15 kilometres from Kitale, stayed away from the rally at Kenyatta Stadium.

The MPs, led by Agriculture minister William Ruto, instead headed for Eldoret soon after the function ended at midday, save for Cherangany lawmaker Joshua Kutuny. He is one of the three MPs from Trans Nzoia District.

Other ODM lawmakers who had attended the function at Moi's Bridge included Ms Peris Simam (Eldoret South), Ms Margaret Kamar (Eldoret East), Mr David Koech (Mosop), and Mr Jackson Kiptanui (Keiyo South).

Only peace

It could not be established why the MPs did not attend the rally. President Kibaki challenged Kenyans to shun divisive politics and initiate income-generating projects to improve their living standards and Kenya’s economy.

“We need peace and unity for development. Nothing else, it is only peace,” appealed the Head of State. He was accompanied by ministers Moses Wetang’ula, Naomi Shaban and Mohammed Kuti and several assistant ministers, all from PNU.

Special Programmes minister Shaban asked the President to take action against errant ministers who are out to wreck the Grand Coalition Government.

“The ministers should not keep on complaining. It sets a bad precedent to the public. It would not be wrong if they are punished,” she said.

Foreign Affairs minister Wetang’ula said the alleged alliance between Finance minister Uhuru Kenyatta and Mr Ruto was not for political gains but meant to unite Kenyans. He took issue with the media for sensationalising the matter and urged them to help forge unity.

Anonymous said...

DAILY NATION - KIBAKI GUTTER PRESS SHOULD BE BURNED DOWN... WHY IS IT BEING ALLOWED TO PRINT LIES??

KENYANS BURN IT DOWN THIS NEWSPAPER IS DESTROYING KENYA PRINTING LIES EVERY DAY .....IT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED EVEN NTV SHOULD BE HACKED IN AND DESTROYED..

ANYONE HERE KNOWS ANY HACKERS?? TIME UP FOR THIS KIBAKI GUTTER NEWSPAPER

ADD CAPITAL FM OWNED BY MACHARIA AND CHRIS KIRUBI

TIME UP WE MUST TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY FROM THIS HOOLIGAN AND MURDERERS..

Anonymous said...

http://majimbokenya.com/home/2008/09/15/kibaki-authorized-post-election-genocide-in-kenya-reveals-koigi-wa-wamwere/

Despite his lack of gratitude, others have always sacrificed for him. Kibaki’s third cardinal sin is his failure to acknowledge, thank and compensate freedom fighters or even those who have fought and sacrificed for him.

Like one who has never heard that when a cow suffers injury in the pastures, it drags itself home for assistance, when freedom fighters and their families turn to him for acknowledgement and support, he looks the other way. Without being taken to court, Kibaki’s government has refused to acknowledge, thank, compensate and apologise to freedom fighters for all the pain and ruin they suffered with their families.

By failing to compensate freedom fighters, Kibaki’s fourth cardinal20sin has been perpetuation of past injustices like corruption and ruin of freedom fighters. Mau Mau freedom fighters who lost land remain landless. Fighters for second liberation who lost their jobs and incomes remain destitute, hungry and sick.

The State will pay them neither compensation nor pensions. Even their children lack employment because their parents could not educate them from graves or prisons. The fifth cardinal sin of Kibaki comes to mind when you read about Italy’s recent paying Libya $5 billion for colonialism or Germany’s earlier compensation to Jews for holocaust.

Unlike Gaddafi, Kibaki has failed to stand up to Britain for Kenya and demand both apology and compensation for colonialism, Mau Mau brutalities and wars of colonial conquest.

Instead, like Kenyatta and Moi before him, Kibaki bows to Britain as if by colonising and robbing us, she did us a favour. But many Kenyans share Kibaki’s guilt. We supported and voted for his presidency, despite our clear knowledge of his weaknesses.

Kenya must never fail with another leader the way it failed with Kibaki and Moi.

The writer is the author of Towards Genocide in Kenya: The Curse of Negative Ethnicity.

Anonymous said...

Chris:

Thug Molasses Raila should leave the Universities alone to be run by the professionals. He is not qualified academically or otherwise to run a High School leave alone a university.

* The thug has no high school certificate - he didn't finish Form Four.

* The only document he has says that he has a Masters Degree in engineering from former Communist East Germany. The document is not supported by any academic work he did while in E. Germany. As a matter of fact, he spent most of his time while there in a Communist Youth Camp. He was awarded the document as an honour in recognition of his father's work of trying to spread communism in East Africa.

* On return to Kenya, through his father's connections he was employed by the Faculty of Engineering at the UoN. He could not teach, and the student demanded that he be thrown out or else they would stone him. He left.

* On leaving the UoN, his father gave him a job in the family company, Specter. He was restless and his father feared that his reckless dismal performance would ruin the family business.

* Again, his father's contacts came to his aid and was given a govt job with Kenya Bureau of Standards. It was while there he started missing work for long periods of time. Little did people realise that he was spending a lot of time in Umoja organizing a coup d'etat with some of the most illiterate juniour Luo members of the Airforce. His father through former Ugandan president,Milton Obote, pleaded with the govt to save the neck of this thug. Because he was lucky to be born an Odinga, this man retaine his neck. The other Airforce worshippers of his were not so lucky, they lost their necks to the hangman at Kamiti.

* After that he spent a lot of years in jail for various criminal activities. Those years he spent in prison have been used by his worshippers as evidence of his liberation credentials. This is absolute nonsense. Every aspect of his political endevour has been motivated by his greed for power: first to try to install his father in the presidency, and later himself. It has never been about the downtrodden masses of Kenya. But let us be honest, he is gifted in hidding and lying about his motives. He has been able to convince some euphorically minded Kenyans that he means well for all people. But evidence points in the other direction: between 2001 and 2002 he joined Moi's govt and became a billionaires in a record two years, and he exploited and preached tribal hatred to emerge a strong second in the preidential contest in 2007.

But apart from his manipulative genius, he lacks any other known mental attribute. Therefore, when he attempts to micro-manage the affairs of our universities, he lacks the requisite academic or management know-how to manage even a High School. And this should be made abundantly clear to this pretender.

Anonymous said...

Is this a serious blog?? Am I actually reading this crap??? I have stooped so low - oh my God

Anonymous said...

kanuke 2012..tuko na bazookas

Anonymous said...

1. There can be positive ethnicity. We do not have to pretend that tribe doesn't matter, same way we cannot pretend race doesn't, or "we're all the same". In fact, some tribes in one geographic area are more different than of two races.

2. When politicians get their seats, they are done with you. If you are not a financial supporter of their plans, they do not give a furk about you. That is why leadership has always been the rich vs. the poor.

3. Kenya is headed to the dogs with all hatred i see here- and we saw during and after the 2007 elections. Especially now that there is an economic meltdown, an errant runaway police force, a killer army, scores of hungry unemployed youth seeking change but forced back by overfed politicians.

I hope this doesn't happen, for you all know that once a war starts in any thrid world country..it goes on for centuries with no side caving in.Let us not let that happen; let have try to have meaningful dialogue first, however hard it is, otherwise it is downhill fast.
I pray for kenya, I really do. Join me in this.

Anonymous said...

And, I agree with anons 3.34 and another anon that pointed out that kyuks and jengs are the troublesome ones with hot hatred for each other, none else. Kisiis are v. intelligent(top five in 2009 kcse, five = kisii, see?) while luhyas are the 2nd most populous tribe that have also had an eye on the Seat yet kyuks and jengs are not looking to slaughter those as much as each other. So, these two tribes-kikuyus and luos- have to engage in some sort of dialogue and other measures to iron out their dumb, troublesome coital relationship troubles that are disturbing everyone in the region!
Peace for kenya.

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