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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Happy Holidays But Watch for Scoundrels


It is yet another festive season again with wishes and goodwill messages flying in all directions. But watch out on the messages you receive because as they say the devil resides in the details.

Politicians may be the known voluble scoundrels but they probably come a distant third to legal scoundrels going by the name of learned friend aka lawyers. Sample this goodwill note for Mutula Kilonzo to all his clients.

From Kajwang-Kamau-Kilonzo Advocates ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:

* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

1 comment:

Mzalendo said...

Another scoundrel is Kibaki. Did you read the commentary in the EA Standard on Wednesday Dec 19 unmasking Kibaki's so-called "development record"? (see -- Does Kibaki deserve the credit for a team effort?

I agree with the author and would even add that Kibaki has been taking credit for everything, even policies borrowed from the LDP branch of Narc such as free primary education, CDF funding from Karue Muriuki, the MP for Ol Kalou, and many others. Those were the only original ideas that Narc came up with (others like Youth and Women's funds are simply campaign gimmicks) that have been successful.

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