Kenya: Banana republic ruled by digital tribalists

Hypocrisy galore from the highest echelons of power in Kenya. And the adage goes hypocrisy is the homage that vice pays to virtue.

What a shame that while Kenya is executively steamrolled down the garden path of abyss by the dynamically clueless duo, their apologies are applauding all the resulting stench.

Well, let them enjoy the beauty of every floor on their way down oblivious of the sturdy pavement awaiting to painfully crack their tribal skulls.

Truth be said, nothing is ever achieved by a bigoted government running on slick PR devoid of substance. Even the hitherto suave Tony Blair hired to globalise and sanitise the rot has taken a back seat drawing his pay cheque without breaking a sweat.

And what is more, already executive hustling is in top gear to perpetuate more of the same come  2022 and even worse.

You know you live in a banana republic in militant denial when her politics is so predictable a deputy president starts measuring the drapes of State House more than a half decade in advance.

It is superlative impunity to negate the fundamentals of democracy making political outcome certain while keeping the process (read IEBC) fluid and unpredictable.

Katiba raped
The hitherto progressive katiba promulgated in 2010 has been raped and bastardised to its bare bones.

Forget the facade of hiding under the same shredded constitution claiming to protect and operate under established institutions which have all been emasculated to serve narrow twin-tribal interests.

Promoting national graft and packaging it as hustling and seeling it as a virtue is the height of lack of moral compass. But hey, who would blame the ruling duo who only asked successfully for ethnic backs to ride on to power to extricate themselves from the yoke of ICC. You only reap what you sow.

The clueless duo are so street smart they know how to mint and grow national confusion to mask their incompetence.

Just look at the shamelessness of EACC as an executive lapdog licking the feet and whitewashing mega graft scandals like NYS.

Add that to the executive-induced circus at the judiciary for obvious reasons and you get an original script on the manual of how to make a banana country and deny it in ethnic vitriol.

Jubilee: Rogue government defined by evil trinity

So NACADA's director Wilfred Kogo has finally let the cut out of the bag and set it into full flight by revealing that drug barons have sought leadership positions in the present government?

No surprise there for those Kenyans who have refused the temptation to rival ostrich with wet ground ready to burry their heads.

These barons are not stupid and they invested heavily financing political campaign of the dynamically clueless duo. Now it is harvest time and with a regime as guilty as sin itself with no moral ground to point a finger, the bottomless pit that is government coffers are theirs for cleaning.

No free lunch
Well, there is no free lunch, remember. What is more, the ill-gotten wealth must be protected for evil posterity. MTADO!.

Jubilee is a rogue government defined by the evil trinity of fraud, deception, and lies.

The twin musketeers's forte is enshrined in raw bravado and taunting Kenya's other 40 tribes.

This is a regime renown for procuring everything evil. Even the capital City's a police Commander Japeth Koome won't blink in front of camera shamelessly disparaging unnamed people stocking grenades without naming or doing what he is employed to do, arrest and charge them.
 
Even that blatant and shameless lie to justify use of lethal force didn't fly.

Stupid drama

Add that to the previous incompetent soap opera conducted by none other than principal secretary for Interior, Dr Karanja Kibicho, and the Inspector-General of Police, Boinnet, parading police officers supposedly injured who can afford to salute with slings dropping from their hitherto bandaged arms just after a short 45 minutes flight from Kisumu to Nairobi.

The stupid drama is spiced some more when you have a cop is made a government spokesman and starts accusing unnamed neighbouring countries plotting to use the opposition to overthrow the government.

You see, to make true fake prophesies, governance by lies and disinformation becomes handy ingredients to brew more fraud and chaos.

Welcome to the den of incompetents patronised by a clueless due bent on ruining Kenya ridding on the back of two tribes.</>