Who Will Inspire Us?

I love a lot of things about this job at Kumekucha. However one of the things I really loathe is having to listen to Kenyan politicians attempt to make speeches. Virtually the whole lot are extremely boring.

Founding father Mzee Jomo Kenyatta was an exception. The man had charm with a capital “C”. You would hang on his every word and feel a little disappointed when it was suddenly over. It must have rubbed off a little on the man who took over from him. I once listened to Moi make a speech somewhere deep in Kiambu in 1995 where he started by announcing the exact paltry number of presidential votes he had gotten from the area in 1992. He then went on to hold the crowd spellbound telling them of his commitment to their specific problems which he listed one by one. You don’
T catch such stuff on TV but I was utterly amazed and wondered whether this was really the man whom we had all determined had to go for there to be a better Kenya.

The current president, well, let me tone down my true opinion and just say that he is hopeless. No sense of humour, no inspiration, nothing.

Not that Raila Odinga is any better. This football match thing he keeps on repeating tends to get tiresome and boring, at the end of the day one cannot help asking themselves, what has the man really said.

Kalonzo Musyoka? (Heavy sigh from me). L:et me just say that if Kenya had a jury system like the Unityed States, Musyoka would never have managed to convince any jury of anything, whether or not he had the facts and evidence. That’s how uninspiring the guy’s high-pitched voice is.

Even Kamukunji parliamentary hopeful Patrick Lumumba is know for hiw wide vocabulary and catchy phrases but can hardly be described as an inspiring speaker.

Kumekucha hopes that the new emerging candidates who will show their faces in the forthcoming general elections will be the inspiring type and that the next president of Kenya will be an orator as well as a man of action. Kenyans badly need a nelson Mandela to inspire them to a new beginning and to help lead them to the Promised Land we all crave.

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Don’t Miss Kumekucha On Sunday

For those who don’t know yet, Kumekucha now publishes daily, including Saturdays and Sundays.

Sundays tend to be a special day, so let me let the cat out of the bag and tell you that I have a really special explosive story that you dare not miss.

It’s taken me ages to research and finally I am now ready and happy with the facts that I have. It will leave you numb with shock. Plus some hilarious political jokes and another article or two.

I’ll be right here to brighten up your Sunday like never before.

I’m looking forward to seeing you then.

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