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Monday, March 29, 2010

Kumekucha classifieds 29th March to April 4th 2010


Kumekucha classifieds will now appear once a week. Next post will be on Monday 5th April 2010.

Last week's advertisements

Learn any software for only 995

Why go to college and pay expensive fees to learn how to use a software?

All you need to do is grab a simplified manual for the software you want to learn that takes you step by step through learning everything you need to know to be able to use the most complex computer packages you can imagine. And the manual will cost you only Kshs 995. We have manuals written in very simple language that anybody can understand for all software packages. From Autocad (for architects and engineers) to Adobe Photoshop, Adobe illustrator, Quickbooks, Excel, Pagemaker, Corel Draw, Video editing software, Word processing packages etc. I give you my word no book for any software will cost you more than Kshs 995.

Call me now on 0727-217920.
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Why can't you be found on Google?

Did you know that there are numerous customers of yours looking for you and they can’t find you? It’s true. They usually go to the Google search engine and type something like; “ink jet catridges Nairobi” or “house to let Buru buru” or “middle class hair salon Umoja”.

Now you can hire an expert who will ensure that when somebody types in what you do and what you are on Google they will be able to quickly find you.

He will start by creating a web page describing what you do and with your full contacts and all this for FREE(no kidding).

He will then optimize this page so that it can be found directly from
Google. This service usually costs a minimum of Kshs 5,500, but as a special offer to all kumekucha readers he will charge only 1,900 (or $30) to the first 50 people interested in this service who email his secretary at seo4free93@gmail.com
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Watch unlimited movies from a wide selection at only 50/- per movie Xtreme Video, Hazina Towers 6th floor. Tel:- 020-2215960

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A Laptop for Kshs 3,500

I have an old Hitachi laptop that has given me 3 years of service. It is a 386 but very fast. Admittedly it has many problems. To start with the screen collapsed so you have to connect it to a separate monitor to use it. Out of two USB ports only one works. The DVD drive doesn’t work and the most obvious fault is that it is literally falling apart and so it cannot be moved from place to place. If you want to use it as it is it is best to place it on a desk somewhere permanently.

BUT it is NOT a dead laptop. It still works. And people pay Kshs 6,000 for dead laptops.

But I am only asking for Kshs 3,500/- for my dear old Hitachi laptop that still works despite its’ appearance. If you are interested call/sms 0727-217920. Serious enquiries ONLY.

P.S. I will also consider a barter deal and exchange it for something else like a used digital camera or a cell phone etc.
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HEADACHES?

Do you have blood pressure headaches all the time? We have an effective long term solution. Call 020-2215069 or 0737-540562 or 0721-170217.
3/25/10 2:07 AM
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Have your car cleaned by professionals and your home too. Guaranteed fumigation, you will never see cockroaches again. Call 0726-222163.
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Obama predictions: You need a

strong stomach for this newsletter


The Bible code predicted Obama’s sensational win of the presidency which made history. People doubted but it came to pass.
But in the same Bible code is a chilling prediction of how the Obama presidency will end and who the next president will be (somebody who is very well known to Kenyans.)
The Bible Code newsletter brings you for the first time amazing predictions from the Bible code and elsewhere. Read about the Haiti earthquake foretold centuries ago and also a graphic description of the next president of Kenya.

A full year's subscription for the newsletter (12 issues) costs only Kshs 500/- ($10 for those outside East Africa).

If you are in Kenya you will receive a print version and anywhere else in the world you will receive a digital version (in pdf format)

Call:- 020-2420132
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PROPERTY LISTING

SIZE LOCATION AMOUNT
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¼ ACRE ONGATA RONGAI TOWN...5M
¼ ACRE ONGATA RONGAI......3.4M
½ ACRE LAISER.............7.5M
1/8 ACRE LAISER............1.9M
1/8 ACRE ONGATA RONGAI.....1.6M
¼ ACRE NKOROI.............1.6M
¼ ACRE ONGATA RONGAI......1.6M
¼ ACRE ONGATA RONGAI......2.3M
1/8 ACRE ONGATA RONGAI.....1.9M
¼ ACRE ONGATA RONGAI......5M
1/8ACRE ONGATA RONGAI......6.5M
½ ACRE ONGATA RONGAI......7.5M
1/8 ACRE 0LE-KASASI........1M
1/4ACRE NALEPO-KASASI.....1.95M
1/4ACRE ST PATRICK/KONA
BARIDI......................1M
1/2ACRE KISERIAN(KAHUHO)...2.1M
1/8ACRE OPP REDSOIL
SCHOOL.....................0.95M
¼ ACRE RIMPA 1.7M
1 ACRE KANDISI 3.8M
1ACRE KANDISI(OLERAI) 5.5M
1/2ACRE KANDISI(CATHOLIC) 1.95M
1/4ACRE KANDISI(CATHOLIC) 1M
3BR HSE sitting on ½
ACRE KAREN..................13M
½ ACRE MUKOYET ROAD 11M
2.5ACRES BOGANI 53M
5ACRES OFF KAREN 17M PER ACRE
3.2 ACRES KAREN 18M PER ACRE
1/8 ACRE KANDISI(LANGAU) 230K
4.5ACRES LIMURU
ROAD...............11M PER ACRE
17.5ACRES LIMURU
ROAD...............11M PER ACRE
51 ACRES LIMURU
ROAD...............11M PER ACRE

FLATS sitting on ¼ ACRE ONGATA RONGAI......................25M

3 BR SITTING ON ¼ ACRE ONGATA RONGAI.....................6.5M

6 BR HSE sitting on ½ ACRE OLE-KASASI ACASIA PARK.....8.5M

1/2ACRE KAHUHO 2M

5 ACRES KISERIAN/ISINYA RD(Maji Mazuri)..........500k per acre

10ACRES SHOLINGE RD 400K

1ACRE KISERIAN/ISINYA (Maji Mazuri)............500k

½ ACRE PLOT OPP ACACIA PARK......................500K

1/8 ACRE PLOT OLE KASASI....................900K

2BR HSE sitting on APPROX 1/8 LAISER (o’ 3.2M

20 ACRES SHOLINGE RD 350K

1/8 ACRES KINDIRI/BARCLAYS-350k

300ACRES LODWAR 50K PER ACRE

5 ACRES OLOI-SIRIKON......400K PER ACRE

230 ACRES KISERIAN/ISINYA RD........850K PER ACRE

¼ ACRE KANDISI............1.4M

¼ ACRE KANDISI 1.4M

¼ ACRE KANDISI 1.4M

¼ ACRE KANDISI 1.4M

¼ ACRE KANDISI 1.4M

¼ ACRE KANDISI 1.4M

1/8ACRE KANDISI 700K

1/8ACRE KANDISI 700K

1/8ACRE KANDISI 700K

1/8ACRE KANDISI 700K

1/8ACRE KANDISI 700K

1/8ACRE KANDISI 700K

1/8ACRE KANDISI 700K

1/8ACRE KANDISI 700K

1 ACRE KAREN 20M

1/4ACRE RONGAI 5M

¼ ACRE RONGAI TOWN 4M

Call 020-2420132
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bulls Computer world and accessories

Laptops available from kshs 20,000/-

933/128/10/cd........kshs 3,500
1.0/256/10/cd........Kshs 4,000
1.6/256/20/cd........Kshs 5,500
1.7/256/20/cd........Kshs 5,800

Call 0723-324672/0722 851484

Anonymous said...

I am selling my cat. she is a good cat, no history of ill-health and had no kitten as yet. she is lovely and cuddly and she like to stay in the house. She can catch mice and rats if directed.

Anyone interested please contact: 0723******

Anonymous said...

I am a nice 32 year old lady looking for a serious relationship. I am divorced-one previous big mistake. I work in Finance. Reply to kumekucha and he will forward me only the serious ones. Email: umissedthis@yahoo.com

Put "I want nice lady" in the subject area.

Cynthia said...

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Tickets are only $110, meals included. Limited ticket sponsorships and opportunities to win tickets are available - they are limited and already going fast -

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