Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Breaking News: Cabinet Minister's Son Killed In Crazy Freak Accident

News just in is that the son of a prominent politician and cabinet minister in the grand coalition government was killed just a few hours ago in a crazy freak accident.

The 23 year old lad was killed by a falling helicopter that hit him and then dragged him several meters before finally trapping him under the intense heat of the burning fuselage. Apart from the 3 occupants of the helicopter who were all killed, the young Kenyan was the only person on the ground killed.

Eyewitnesses say that the victim was not able to hear the falling helicopter because he was listening to music on stereo earphones. Apparently he had just stepped out for a walk.

The accident occurred in Cranbrook BC, Canada.

The dead Kenyan was identified as Isaiah Otieno (23) who was a student at the College of the Rockies. Isaiah is believed to be the son of cabinet minister Dalmas Otieno. As you read this the parents are said to be making hasty arrangements to fly out to Canada from Kenya. My sources in Kenya close to the family say that he is the son of one of the politician's younger wives.

What are the chances of being hit by a falling helicopter? One in 10 million? It is for this reason that there is no doubt that tongues will be wagging overtime in Nyanza with all sorts of mambo jumbo conspiracy stuff and superstitious theories. How insensitive Kenyans can be sometimes.

I take this opportunity on behalf of myself and all Kumekuchans to communicate our deep and sincere condolences to the family and friends of this young Kenyan who no doubt had a lot of promise before him. Our prayers go out to those who were close to him at this time of shock, disbelief and inconsolable grief.

Read the full story HERE

A recent photo of the late Isaiah Otieno

17 comments:

  1. Condolences to the bereaved

    UrXlnc

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  2. Pole Sana kweli. Tuombe.

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  3. My heartfelt condolences.

    Mzee wa kijiji

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  4. R.I.P Isaiah, condolences to the family and friends.

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  5. What a FREAK ACCIDENT to be killed by a falling chopper? The ODDS are very low but possible nonetheless akin and reverse to winning the lottery.

    RIP Isaiah.

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  6. Isaiah wewe ni wetu. Pumzika mzae.
    Otherwise tutaonana lakini jo; ulikuwa wa nguvu.R.I.P

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  7. I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT THIS POSSIBLE UNLESS IT WAS IN A MOVIE , MAY GOD REST HIS SOUL.

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  8. Condolences to the family and friends.

    RIP Isaiah.

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  9. Rest in peace.

    Taabu Hata wewe? Are you really sincere?

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  10. On behalf of ODM and PNU.

    Accept family, Young people of Kenya, "NOT the Mungiki`s" Kenyans in general,

    Accept my Condolences.

    Kenya have lost a brilliant young promising man.

    How comes God always fish for the Salmons and ignores the "thieves" like Kibaki?

    Taabu you tell us. Your name is zig zag.

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  11. my condolences to the family of Isaiah and may he rest in peace.

    freak accident- can't even imagine stepping out of my house and being crushed by HELICOPTER!!

    very young to die!

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  12. A very strange death indeed but sad nevertheless. So long homeboy!

    M-Pesa

    Nbi Kenya.

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  13. Sincere condolences to the bereaved family. May the Lord give then strength at this time of pain.

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  14. My deepest sympathy to the family, friends and well-wishers.

    Another reminder of why we should do all the good we can today.

    Gentleman

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  15. I extend my condolences to his family na friends, May God help them get through this difficult time.

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  16. That was really sad. I saw it on the news last night and couldn't believe it. RIP brother.

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  17. MAZE, ME I TINK KUNA KITU BEHIND DAT DEATH. NOT NORMAL. SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE MAN!

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