Thursday, March 29, 2007

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Why The Mungiki Were Present In Kenya Before '63?

That which has been is what will be,
That which is done is what will be done,
And there is nothing new under the sun.
Is there anything of which it may be said,
"See, this is new"?
It has already been in ancient times before us.

Ecclesiastes 1:9-10


The 1950s were dangerous times in colonial Kenya mainly because a new oath-taking organization had sprung up literally from nowhere and caused great fear amongst Kenyans in the colony. I say Kenyans because nobody was spared. Members of the settler community were brutally murdered and native African collaborators would also lose their heads.

At one time the group sent a chilling threat to a man called Johnstone Kamau who abhorred violence and was rumoured to have condemned the movement. Mr Kamau promptly changed his ways. You just did not mess up with this terror gang.
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Also published today;
Mungiki secrets

So now you know how Ndura Waruinge thinks he will win the Langata seat

Fimbo ya Kalonzo

Kumekucha's impossible dream?

Just the right candidate for Westlands

Editor's note; It has humbled me today to realize that most Kenyans are just now learning that the bone of contention between the government over the constitutional reforms is the infamous 50 plus one proposed law which the opposition have cheekily said is non-negotiable. Kumekucha readers had this info weeks ago. The proposed law which will require a presidential candidate to garner 50% of the votes cast plus one will really mess up the incumbent's well laid plans for re-election. I though it would cheer you up to know how ahead you are reading Kumekucha daily.
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This man Johnstone Kamau was to later be widely known by Kenyans as Jomo Kenyatta (actually a nick name that ended up sticking that mainly emerged from the Masai belt the young fashionable man was fond of wearing.) The terror group came to be widely known as the Mau Mau.

Fast forward to the late 1990s and yet another brand new terror group sprung up in Kenya. It came to be known as Mungiki.

The similarities between Mau Mau and Mungiki are uncanny. They are those know-it-all-types who regularly read this blog who will loudly and abusively protest the comparison between Mungiki and Mau Mau. Mau mau, they will say was a noble freedom fighting group. The facts are that at the time, Mau mau were seen as nothing but a terror gang of mostly dreadlocked snuff-consuming mad men who liked living in the forest like wild animals. In fact the Mau Mau were not nationalists fighting for independence but was in fact a group of persons mainly from one ethnic group fighting in the only way they knew how to have their stolen land returned to them. Still it is accurate that the Mau Mau rebellion was a major contributing factor to bringing the reluctant colonial government to the negotiation table for what finally led to independence.

But there are those who insist that Kenya was never really liberated from the clutches of oppressive colonial rule. What simply happened was that the colonial master changed from a white land grabber to a black indigenous colonial master. We widely refer to this group today as the political ruling class.

If you want to confirm the fact that little has changed in Kenya, just take a trip to the plush Karen suburb in the outskirts of Nairobi. You will be shocked. This is the land of endless opportunity where failures with no talent have for decades arrived penniless and ended up making a brand new life for themselves. It is difficult to convince many of the indigenous Kenyans who work in these homes that things have changed for the better since the 1950s. That Kenya is an independent African state where Kenyans should jivunia kua Mkenya. In fact they will understand you better when you tell them that Navumilia Kua Mkenya.

Although many African Kenyans have moved into the Karen suburb in recent years, they have never penetrated the mzungu community there where today, over 40 years since the Union Jack was lowered for the last time, we still have parties where the only black faces are waiters and waitresses serving food and cooks sweating it out in the Kitchens. That's independent Kenya for you.

There is no denying the fact that most White Europeans have no respect for indigenous local African Kenyans. I personally know of a company close to the city mortuary in Nairobi where locals are treated like something the cat dragged in. Yet many of the Whites in management positions at the firm don't even have work permits.

But white people are not the only oppressors of Kenyans. The ruling class who are the same colour of skin as most indigenous Kenyans are. Even as you read this, members of this class are still regularly grabbing land from widows, the defenseless and the weak. Members of this class are the most vocal and opinionated when the issue of street hawkers is discussed. But hold on a minute, how did these guys make their money?

You already know the answer to that question. It is from corruption of course.

This is the environment (not very different from that of 1952) that has birthed a violent terror group called Mungiki.

But yesterday in Kiambu, the Mungiki wars were caught in camera and in full view of Kenyans in their living rooms, we saw what our country has been reduced to, even as we loudly shout the names of certain individuals in the ruling class as being the best candidates for president.

Touts and drivers in the area gave the police a week to deal with the Mungiki failure of which they would take the law into their own hands. That deadline expired yesterday and we saw a suspected Mungiki member being bludgeoned to death. This amazing footage was captured by a KTN camerman positioned on the roof of some building and making excellent use of the amazing zoom-in capabilities of the latest broadcast quality video cameras.

Now all we need to do is wait for the inevitable Mungiki legendary revenge attacks which will surely come. When will all this blood-letting stop? Is there a government in Kenya?

A Little creativity made Kenyan man $1,000 in daily profits

This woman has never heard sex, the reason will shock you.