tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post4525082987820069038..comments2024-03-24T12:17:00.460-07:00Comments on You Missed This: Open Letter to the Blindly Ambitious KACCUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-21795583602639967392010-11-28T14:16:04.652-08:002010-11-28T14:16:04.652-08:00ligale and rozaa (current ODM members and parliame...ligale and rozaa (current ODM members and parliamentary losers) had a job to do and that wss to fix the constituency business by creating safe seats for ODM, why are we then surprised that they did an excellent job? If PNU was asleep then thats too bad, they should have realised that those two characters could never be independent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-76835250652371816442010-11-28T12:36:19.472-08:002010-11-28T12:36:19.472-08:00Siasa siasa and more siasa. Not good for our econo...Siasa siasa and more siasa. Not good for our economy and cohesion.<br />If you happen to visit Kisumu please do visit Kisumu Impala Sanctuary. A tranquil place.<br />See a few of the varieties at KIS on this link<br />http://ksmmalomalo.blogspot.com/<br />Thanks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-13710347145011637192010-11-28T01:42:32.170-08:002010-11-28T01:42:32.170-08:00Luka, nashangazwa nawe. isn't the reason the ...Luka, nashangazwa nawe. isn't the reason the commission headed by the past director was under public skepticsm the fact that it feared to handly 'hot' cases and individuals? you have to realize Kenya is turnin out to be very democratic and just as years drag on. we might not be there yet, but we surely are getting there. if you followed imanyara as he tabled the report against the former police commissioner and that adversely referred to the former director of kacc, and the revenue boss, you'd think more clearly about your analysisKALYA DAVIDnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-82331253030255809432010-11-27T16:12:23.879-08:002010-11-27T16:12:23.879-08:00Anon 12:42 pm:
All very good points. I think the a...Anon 12:42 pm:<br />All very good points. I think the answer is really rather straightforward. One, to have the Ligale commission present, quite transparently, the criteria and methods used and how these informed their findings. Two, to have a public debate and scrutiny of these findings before they are legalized. Absent of this, your worst fears might just be realized.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-36297722192907026692010-11-27T13:10:16.939-08:002010-11-27T13:10:16.939-08:00Molasses:
well, the witch from ukambani has bewitc...Molasses:<br />well, the witch from ukambani has bewitched the omieri's. they cant see, hear, talk or act.<br />lower your expectations, my friend.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-24444406198036814292010-11-27T12:42:20.240-08:002010-11-27T12:42:20.240-08:00What are the Pros and Cons of the Gazettement of t...<b>What are the Pros and Cons of the Gazettement of the New Electoral Boundaries?</b>.<br /><br />Why are some MPs supporting the IIBRC list for electoral boundaries, while others are vehemently opposed to having the list gazzetted in the name of public interest?<br /><br />Who stands to benefit and who stands to lose the 2012 elections if the proposed list is gazzetted?<br /><br />Will turf war(s) and wrangling over the legality of IIBRC take the country back into the what was seen during the campaign swamps of 'No Camp' and 'Yes Camp'?<br /><br />What about the outspoken Isaack Ruto MP for Chepalungu? Will he be willing, able and ready to accept the responsibility to champion the process in light of the myriad of personal and political uncertainties that awaits him in 2011?<br /><br />How about the Kenyan people in general, will they allow themselves to be duped, hoodwinked, confused, manipulated and regionally coerced by their short-sighted tribal political cheiftains?<br /><br />Will the country under the new constitution be ready for 2012 general elections if the political wrabglings the what the IIBRC did or didn't do are allowed to fester for another eight to twelve months?<br /><br />Where are the clergymen and women when their so called "voice of reason" or "rational views of moral certitude" are needed at this critical juncture?<br /><br />How about Uncle Sam? Will the American ambassador and other donor parties contribute soem liquidity in smothening the process before it runs out of hand?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-25644954454054321942010-11-27T12:03:44.791-08:002010-11-27T12:03:44.791-08:00Where do you see yourself ten to twenty years from...<i>Where do you see yourself ten to twenty years from now, 2010?<br /><br />Good question but always very difficult to answer if one doesn't have the foresight advantage, or is not armed with a cyrtsal ball.<br /><br />Backpedal to April of 1995, a time when Victor Oduor Opiyo alias Vince Sande Oduor first encountered Judy Auma in a very different setting, time and place where their respective community had gathered to bury one of their famous native sons who had become a vehicle accident statistic in Europe.<br /><br />Backpedal again to August of 2000, a time when their lives had taken very different directions, as in east and west sides of both the local law as well as international law.<br /><br />Then fast forward to November of 2010, when Victor Oduor Opiyo aka Vince Sande Oduor gets arrested in Nairobi, Kenya on drug trafficking allegations by undercover agents from Kenyan Anti-Narcotic unit which is headed by Judy Auma.<br /><br />The question remains whether Kenya wil him extradited to Germany where he's wanted for drug trafficking, human trafficking assault and battery, three confirmed murders, money laudering charges, plus a slew of other criminal charges?</i>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-55144826175226976352010-11-26T19:59:57.927-08:002010-11-26T19:59:57.927-08:00Artur Bro saga.
A narcotic/drugs story that we mis...Artur Bro saga.<br />A narcotic/drugs story that we missed.All coming out nowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-67947576998568919922010-11-26T03:00:21.628-08:002010-11-26T03:00:21.628-08:00@Gacii
What part of the brain is the intense pain...@Gacii<br /><br />What part of the brain is the intense pain still being felt? Is it the prosen, mesen or rhombe?<br /><br />@Jeff<br />Medicines and equipment are still being stolen from public hospitals<br />in Kenya. Who is taking them and where do they end up?<br /><br />@Luka<br />'Tongue-in-cheek'is a code word for? <br /><br />@9:18 PM<br />The boss may have spoken but it will take years for the conservatives to take heed.<br /><br />@Chris<br />I don't recall your attempts over the years? Did I miss out on something in the past?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-42516756070167667682010-11-25T09:37:44.671-08:002010-11-25T09:37:44.671-08:00Oh my oh my oh my gosh! I am really in need of a d...Oh my oh my oh my gosh! I am really in need of a decerebration after failing to comrehend the open letter addressed to the powers that be, for all intents and purposes. <br /><br />What the ... was I thinking? How come I didn't see it coming, or being dangled in the first place? <br /><br />Ooops!I swallowed it line hook and sinker.<br /><br />Anway, trying to blindly decipher the letter has been a futile exercise which has left me with an intense pain in my other side of the left telencephalon, and I am afraid the ongoing intense pain may end up causing an acute medullablastoma.<br /><br />TWIMC, take the aforementioned and the my previous comments (re: <i>Open Letter to the blindly Ambitious KACC</i>) with a grain of salt.<br /><br /><b>Muru wa Gacii</b>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-61321281020452048462010-11-25T05:25:44.851-08:002010-11-25T05:25:44.851-08:00Luka so where will youthful leadership take Kenya?...Luka so where will youthful leadership take Kenya?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-44963149028881119642010-11-25T05:04:09.781-08:002010-11-25T05:04:09.781-08:00Luke,
Just perused by your open letter & the ...Luke,<br /><br />Just perused by your open letter & the resulting comments, for me to avoid having "intense pain" in my brain as per Chris on Tongue-in-cheek-articles.<br /><br />I will agree with you that Mursik is not only for the Hague warrior - Probably Bw. Rono & Wekesa were already too late, as the Hague Warrior had already "milked the cow dry"<br /><br />So as you continue drafting articles that are meant to appeal to our conscience, we shall remain "patriotic" to your ideals & wait for 2012.<br /><br />Before then maybe you can advise us where we can get "authorised uniforms" (police) so that we can be allowed to 'collect' money from wananchi without us facing charges of "armed" robbery.<br /><br />Meanwhile 2012 beckons and we only hope that Prof. Anyang Nyong'os healthcare will help prolong our lives to 2012.<br /><br />Corruption though can't be allowed to go on forever, like the late Bob Marley Sang, "the bottom will drop out" (au sio Mwarangethe)<br /><br /><br />The Oracle has SpokenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-17052390430116382010-11-25T03:50:30.227-08:002010-11-25T03:50:30.227-08:00@Anon 2.40am
The day that Stanley Emilio will sac...@Anon 2.40am<br /><br />The day that Stanley Emilio will sack the propagators of Triton, Anglo - Leasing, KAF Jet Fighters real perpetrators, ad rather die than... Etc then come back and ask your question. For now you can sip on the molasses broth and vomit the rest elsewhere.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-63777613565642324512010-11-25T02:40:06.304-08:002010-11-25T02:40:06.304-08:00When will Raila sack that witch from Ukambani for ...When will Raila sack that witch from Ukambani for corruption in water ministry?<br /><br />I have noticed this blog has tried to avoid this story. <br />No wonder this blog is DEAD and buried!!<br /><br />A blog that compromise to avoid offending pyschotic worshippers of the reptile from Lake.<br /><br />takataka....Molasses from Kisumunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-16223194545633023502010-11-24T22:19:13.934-08:002010-11-24T22:19:13.934-08:00Kenyans forget so fast. All the atrocities that we...Kenyans forget so fast. All the atrocities that were committed by the former president zimetupiliwa katika kaburi la sahau. I have even heard idiots here & there saying that the former president should run for presidency.Kenya army blogspothttp://kenyaarmyblogspot.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-51964836982645770372010-11-24T19:26:01.199-08:002010-11-24T19:26:01.199-08:00So gava is run on drugs and the statehouse is the ...So gava is run on drugs and the statehouse is the production factory!<br /><br />Moi was not this evil.was he?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-81311829772770950852010-11-24T06:48:59.496-08:002010-11-24T06:48:59.496-08:00Kenya army,
Police don't take bribes from mat...Kenya army,<br /><br />Police don't take bribes from matatu operators, they normally collect "Traffic Control Levy". <br /><br />This ensures that they work overtime without asking for a pay rise from the government and overtime fee, have you realised that in major highways they work past 10 o'clock regardless of rain? It also ensures that matatus make more trips and drop passengers faster through creating an additional lanes in all major roads, since the government has failed to add lanes to these roads.Philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14320652530759368444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-14397875807211197042010-11-24T04:39:56.081-08:002010-11-24T04:39:56.081-08:00Good job KACC.
A news broom swipes best. Swipe the...Good job KACC.<br />A news broom swipes best. Swipe them all before their roots go to deep.<br />Big fish small fish no spearingcholanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-61596574697913071302010-11-24T03:20:28.371-08:002010-11-24T03:20:28.371-08:00First of all, I gotta grudge on KACCA for arrestin...First of all, I gotta grudge on KACCA for arresting those cops that were collevting 50 bob bribes from matatus. <br /><br />The real culprits the ones that are suppossed to be arrested are Matatu operators not the Cops. Matatu Operators have oppressed & stolen from poor Kenyans for a very longtime now & no one has ever raised this question. When it rains even a drizzle, bus fare hikes thrice, During rush hour busfare goes up...yaani fare goes up whenever those Matatu Operaters get a hard on for Kenyans cash.<br /><br />I say let the traffic police take all the bribes they want from matatu operators. Infact the cops should raise the bribe amount from 50 bob to 300 bob like the town clerk raised parking fee. <br /><br />Thats the way it should be & KACCA should desist from interfearing with the traffic police as they collect bribes from greedy matatu operators.Kenya army blogspothttp://kenyaarmyblogspot.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-50951142926363324832010-11-24T03:19:49.961-08:002010-11-24T03:19:49.961-08:00This is how 2012 politics will shape up:
Kalonzo ...This is how 2012 politics will shape up:<br /><br />Kalonzo - President<br />Saitoti - Vice President.<br /><br />You can protest/cry all you like but that how it be!!!<br /><br /><br />Mutumishi wa MunguAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-45461741392684122412010-11-24T03:03:39.251-08:002010-11-24T03:03:39.251-08:00@ Luke,
Weee wacha! Ati a crime committed ati 4 y...@ Luke,<br /><br />Weee wacha! Ati a crime committed ati 4 years ago would earn a nolle prosequi? where did you learn that? ( mwarangethe would ask)<br /><br />Plus which country in the world doesn't have sacred cows? Furthermore, The sequence of the letter is inconsequential. Being a Kenyan youth isn't a ticket to thug life. <br /><br />Is Sonko a senior government official? As you have just stated. Quoting my English teacher Luka you have done a poor job, sasa piga mangoti na kisha urare shini ukure six hot ones.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-18015929880189246322010-11-23T22:47:47.641-08:002010-11-23T22:47:47.641-08:00Luke,
The art of making fast cash has been handed...Luke,<br /><br />The art of making fast cash has been handed down from generation to generation. Our colonizers handed it to our 'founding' fathers. Our 'founding' fathers handed this to our fathers. And now it is our turn to 'make' money. Why are we the guilty ones? We are only carrying out our duty of preserving the 'culture' for the 'benefit' of our children and grandchildren. <br /><br />Wacheni wivu!JEFFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12644468652659181686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-8277520004248674602010-11-23T22:09:18.163-08:002010-11-23T22:09:18.163-08:00Chris,
With all due respect to your previously we...Chris,<br /><br />With all due respect to your previously well crafted tongue-in-cheek pieces, I beg to differ with you on the afore mentioned piece for obvious reasons.<br /><br />IHMO, suffice to say that a good quality <i>tongue-in-cheek</i> piece goes a long way in always excelling the educational, informative and entertaining works (pieces) at <i>Kumekucha</i>.<br /><br />Anyways, good morning to all of Kumekuchans, wherever you may be. Have a great day.<br /><br />And, BTW, let's cross our fingers and hope that the crisis between South Koreans and North Koreans does not escalate to the point where they will be forced to duel it out with weapons of mass destruction.<br /><br />Let Peace Reign During the Holiday Season and the New Year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-8798277557429530222010-11-23T21:40:50.758-08:002010-11-23T21:40:50.758-08:00The government should make sure that Sonko "b...The government should make sure that Sonko "bling Bling" returns where he belongs, behind bars and in prison. He did the crime and he should finish doing the time, plus the added sentence for escaping from prison.<br /><br />Spending some time in prison after having tasted the political powers of an elected official will help him understand the world better and maybe find a way to undertake a radical, nonconforming concerns for social justice or courageous willingness to undergo political martyrdom (loss of his Makadara parliamentary seat) and emerge a reformed individual and even better citizen by 2022, or a wised up and savvy politician in 2027.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839785.post-61213302339386288142010-11-23T21:36:48.096-08:002010-11-23T21:36:48.096-08:00Luka my broda,
You should have known by now that ...Luka my broda,<br /><br />You should have known by now that tongue in the cheek articles don't work in <i>Kumekucha</i> (remember my attempts over the years?). Some folks feel intense pain in the brain when they have to think and therefore using that part of the body or even going there is a NO NO. Brace yourself for major e-blows.<br /><br />Having said that I thoroughly enjoyed and laughed through most of this hilarious piece. You missed the <i>Vioja Mahakamani</i> boat my broda.<br /><br /><b>Chris Kumekucha</b>Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14786114244744788892noreply@blogger.com