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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Of Drones And Big News Possibility That al Shabaab Supremo Died On Sunday

There has been way too much happening in recent days, so much so that I have to confess that it is almost overwhelming and chances of me missing something really important increase by the day. And I really dread that happening because it always gives me that deflated bitter disappointment feeling of letting down my readers and you can be sure I am doing everything within my power to reorganize accordingly.

I will tell you what makes my day. Reading a headline and saying to myself, my readers saw that coming weeks or even months ago. Am happy to report that that has been happening a lot in recent days… A LOT.


drone 
An armed drone in flight and headed to a target.

Even more interesting are currently unfolding events that back up the contents of the most sensitive book I have ever penned, Chilling Westgate Secrets Revealed that unravels the complexity of the truth behind that most terrifying terrorist attack in Kenyan history. The following events will make plenty of sense to those who have read the book which unfortunately is no longer available; you just have to find somebody who purchased it when it was available.

•    The Americans have really stepped up efforts to get to the overall leader of al Shabaab Ahmed Abdi Godane. A devastating drone attack late Sunday hit a target deep in the southwestern port in Somalia, called Barawe and it is still not clear whether or not the al Shabaab supremo who was the main target was killed or got away yet again. The US military have told the media that they are still assessing the results of that particular attack.

•    Top commanders of al Shabaab including Godane met only last week for an emergency meeting after Ethiopia formally joined AMISOM in Somalia. That is the international force that includes KDF soldiers. Interestingly it is widely believed that many drone attacks against the al Shabaab are being launched using bases in Ethiopia.

What are drones, some people have been asking? These are unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs). A drone is in fact an aircraft without a human pilot on board. It is important to remember that although they are unmanned, they are not un-piloted - trained crew at base steer the craft, analyze the images which the cameras send back and act on what they see.

In most cases, just like an aircraft it drops its’ load and returns to base.

Less known by most is a drones’ use in surveillance operations where it provides troops with a 24-hour "eye in the sky", seven days a week. A drone can stay aloft for up to 17 hours at a time, loitering over an area and sending back real-time imagery of activities on the ground.

A curious report appeared in the Reuters website last year where it was reported that Kenya had admitted that it was using its’ own drones to launch attacks against militants in Somalia. Believable except for one tiny detail. A single drone costs in the region of $12.5 million. That would make a major dent on the entire defence budget in the banana republic with just a small fleet wiping out the whole defence kitty.
If Kenya indeed has them then all I can say is that this was quite a donation. These Americans really don’t spare any expense in ensuring the safety of their nationals and most Kenyans would be wishing that the GOK borrow a leaf here and address the unacceptable living in fear that is the norm for most Kenyans these days.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Multi Millionaire Caught Working As Street Cleaner 6 days a week

What kind of lifestyle would you have if you were a multi-millionaire? I bet there wouldn't be too much real work in your schedule.

Now here is a multi millionaire with solid assets that will definitely NOT disappear tomorrow and yet she chooses to hassle and wake up every morning going to work. And get this. NOT to the office or some nice job she can easily get using a multi-millionaire club contacts. She goes to work as a filthy street cleaner.

Wonders never cease but there is an extremely important lesson to be learned here in case you hit the jackpot tomorrow. 
See Millionaire works as street cleaner.

Kumekucha's News Analysis

Mystery of Wetangula, Ruto meetings

I am President of the county and everybody should shut up

Thugs protecting top cops tell Kavuludi: Stop or we will kill you

The truth about Raila's military-rigged remarks

Why IG Kimaiyo must go

Analyzing the Uhuru Presidency

The Day My Dad Died And How Police Corruption Was Launched At State House


Westgate: Why is the FBI contradicting numerous intelligence agencies about fate of 4 attackers?

The most expensive slap in history

Chilling link between Wetangula, Mutula and the ICC cases

Shocker: Police were shot from behind as they closed in on terrorists

Are you a nice guy women are never passionate about?


New anti-rape device promises to "bite" rapists out of business

Another Obama in the making: Kenyan becomes first Black MP in European country

Chilling 2014 predictions

"You are a traitor," Keter tells Ruto

Raila and Nyanza MPs very worried about Kidero cash

How Coke can be deadly



President and his deputy want to go on trips with more women 

So eager to die, she couldn't wait for Christmas

Mysterious Wetangula, Ruto Meeting


Kenyan politics has gotten so confusing. The screaming headline was shocking and yet not clear in what exactly was being said. Wetangula in talks with Ruto? The article confused the matter even further and talked about the 2017 elections. The two were discussing 2017 general elections. Really??

Even stranger was the fact that there were no statements from CORD condemning the "talks." For those who are not naive enough to take things at face value there was definitely something that was not quite right here.

Let's take a look at what we do know to help us figure out what we don't.

* We know that the CORD principals (Wetangula included) told Kenyans very recently that they are sticking together in readiness for the next general elections. An interesting aside here is that Kalonzo Musyoka said at the same meeting that the next general elections will be earlier than 2017. They could be held at any time, he told the crowd. The mainstream media resported that without analyzing it. What exactly was Bwana Wiper saying? What does he know that we all don't know? Anyway that is a story for another day when I have dug around deeper.

* We know that the Luhya community are rabidly anti-JUBILEE, more so Wetangula's Bukusu sub-tribe of the Luhya. It would be political suicide for any politician to cross the floor and join JUBILEE at the moment. Even if that politician was Nelson Mandela.

* It is way too early to start having such serious discussions on political marriages for 2017. In politics a week can be a very long time and so to believe that DP Ruto and Wetangula were meeting to strategize for 2017 is to believe that a girl and boy in Standard 8 can meet to discuss their wedding after they finish school. Even the word "premature" doesn't quite describe it.

So the million shilling question is what were Ruto and Wetangula really discussing? Why are both CORD and JUBILEE cool about it? At least nobody is making any noise about it, yet.

Kumekucha's Latest News Analysis

I am President of the county and everybody should shut up

Thugs protecting top cops tell Kavuludi: Stop or we will kill you

The truth about Raila's military-rigged remarks

Why IG Kimaiyo must go

Analyzing the Uhuru Presidency

The Day My Dad Died And How Police Corruption Was Launched At State House


Westgate: Why is the FBI contradicting numerous intelligence agencies about fate of 4 attackers?

The most expensive slap in history

Chilling link between Wetangula, Mutula and the ICC cases

Shocker: Police were shot from behind as they closed in on terrorists

Are you a nice guy women are never passionate about?


New anti-rape device promises to "bite" rapists out of business

Another Obama in the making: Kenyan becomes first Black MP in European country

Chilling 2014 predictions

"You are a traitor," Keter tells Ruto

Raila and Nyanza MPs very worried about Kidero cash

How Coke can be deadly



President and his deputy want to go on trips with more women 

So eager to die, she couldn't wait for Christmas

Sunday, January 26, 2014

I Am The President of the County and Everybody Should Shut Up

Governors in most parts of the country are in serious trouble.

They need to find money fast to fund key projects without which their political careers could be over even before the next General elections. Nothing wrong with that except that taking into consideration the current hardships Kenyans are facing and increased and more aggressive tax collection from the Central government, trying to collect any more money through taxes in the counties is now akin to attempting to squeeze blood out of a stone. Not to mention the fact that most county budgets are inflated to accommodate the ongoing fleecing of public funds through lavish lifestyles and unnecessary extras forced on the long suffering wananchi by the country reps and governors.

The response of the people to the new levies has been swift and predictable. There have been massive demonstrations and protests countrywide. In Kakamega county proposed taxes on livestock has elicited angry responses from the people with so much focus being on the beloved Luhya chicken that nobody is talking about other controversial parts of the same county finance bill that seeks to tax the dead by introducing hefty levies for burials.

In Meru unprecedented violence has swept the county over proposed taxes mostly on small traders.

As you read this, Mombasa has a serious “mboga” crisis because the main vegetable wholesale market at Kongowea has been shut down over protests that have to do with the implementation of new levies. And I can go on and on.

It is rather obvious that governors and their county assemblies need to find new creative ways of raising funds without taking the easy way out of imposing hefty taxes indiscriminately. There are many innovative ways of raising funds by cashing in on the unique attractive features of a county. Admittedly they are riskier and require lots of hard work which most governors do not seem prepared to put in. They would rather have more free time to move around in their official cars feeling important and being called “your Excellency”.

Actually most of these governors would not be facing the problems they are now facing had they hit the ground running and used most of their time to open up and improve income generating efforts for their people. Instead most of them hit the ground spending heavily. Now they are all in panic mode which makes creativity difficult if not impossible.

There are counties that can earn serious revenue by finding ways to impose levies on visitors entering the county which would have the huge political advantage of minimal effect on the locals. The ideas are really endless if one looks for them hard enough. The other way to raise taxes is to help people increase their revenues significantly and then tax only the higher brackets of income.

This is a time to think out of the box but what we have ended up with in the counties are the usual suspects as governors doing the usual things that central government has been doing to raise taxes to enable more corruption and looting by a select few. The same disease has just been transferred to the brand new county governments. County reps have ended up being miniature versions of Mpigs and just as hungry to fleece the public coffers at the least excuse. Sometime last year I was in Machakos and we bumped into some county reps who were overly excited about an upcoming trip to South Africa to “mull over the county budget.” One of them told us that they were not able “to see” the budget proposals properly in Kenya and needed to get out there somewhere to think straight. Such unnecessary trips are of course financed from taxes raised in the county.

Who or what will heal our politics? The mantra of make-maximum-cash-from-politics-who-cares-where-the-money-is-coming-from is thriving in our counties. But this time it is on a head-on-collision with the people where they can feel the impact almost immediately. Yet even the most uneducated common man can see that the burden of having too many representatives who need salaries and perks is more than crippling. There is even talk now of reducing the number of counties to 14 to cut down on costs.

Interestingly this is a proposal that could easily sail through even a dreaded referendum judging the mood of the Kenyan public just now.

But our county leaders don’t see what could be coming and would care less when they are enjoying the gravy train so much. After all it is eat and fleece to the maximum today, tomorrow will take care of itself.


P.S. The Mombasa County government's bright idea for generating revenue was to raise the levy for each lorry entering Kongowea market with produce to sell from upcountry from Kshs 2,500 to a whooping Kshs 7,500!! Some observers say that reducing the levy instead by say Kshs 1,000 would have attracted more lorries and more revenue at the end of the day. Apparently common sense is truly uncommon amongst those raising taxes in the counties.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Top corrupt Kenya police cops told Kavuludi: Stop investigating us or we will kill you (they even delivered a "graphic message")

When you are dealing with the police you are really dealing with thugs who are much more dangerous then the other conventional thugs. This seems to have been confirmed by death threats that National Police Service Commission Chairman Johnstone Kavuludi (pictured) and other members of the police vetting panel have recently received. Hilariously police are investigating...LOL!!!

Shockingly this is not the first time for Kavuludi and his colleagues to receive death threats. Actually they received a rather graphic one last year (on August 30th) when a carton containing a human head and two hands was
dumped outside their headquarters which was then located along University Way. On the carton, was scrawled a warning to one of them saying, “you’re next.” Nope this is not a scene from some horror movie, it is happening right here in the banana republic called Kenya. The latest death threat is a letter sent directly to Kavuludi.

All this comes at a time when the office of the president has directed Kavuludi NOT to announce any verdicts of the vetting panel until the names have been cleared by the Office of the President first (wink, wink). Now, now why would they want to do that? To doctor the list of corrupt sacked officers perhaps?


 
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Why IG Kimaiyo must go

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The Day My Dad Died And How Police Corruption Was Launched At State House

Crime Wave or co-ordinated chaos?

Westgate: Why is the FBI contradicting numerous intelligence agencies about fate of 4 attackers?

The most expensive slap in history

Chilling link between Wetangula, Mutula and the ICC cases

Shocker: Police were shot from behind as they closed in on terrorists

Wetangula shooting: It was NOT an assassination attempt, so what was it?

A clear understanding of the confusing South Sudan conflict: Who is in the wrong?

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Yet another deadly attack as terror escalates in Kenya

Are you a nice guy women are never passionate about?

Hazina Lunatic project is the reason Kidero is being roasted

New anti-rape device promises to "bite" rapists out of business

Another Obama in the making: Kenyan becomes first Black MP in European country

Kidero, Shebesh to be charged 4 months later... why??

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Wamalwa tells Ruto to go for 2017 presidency

Chilling 2014 predictions

"You are a traitor," Keter tells Ruto

Raila and Nyanza MPs very worried about Kidero cash

How Coke can be deadly

Kenya still a paradise for human traffickers 

Sudan: Crafty Macher fools many about how trouble started

Did Blogger die because of Shebesh/Sonko nude photos?

Githu to Bensouda: There is no way I can give you Uhuru's net worth... EVER 

Can President Uhuru tell the difference between "tribal" and "political"

President and his deputy want to go on trips with more women 

So eager to die, she couldn't wait for Christmas

The Truth About Raila Odinga's Military-Rigging Remarks in Dholuo

CORD leader Raila Odinga and co-principal Kalonzo Musyoka arrive at the Jomo Kenyatta Sports Grounds, Kisumu for a political rally yesterday. [photo: DENNIS KAVISU].


Arriving at the meeting at Jomo Kenyatta Sports grounds, Kisumu where Raila remarks in Dholuo kicked off a serious ongoing political storm.

What exactly did Raila Odinga say last weekend in Kisumu?

The remarks were all in Dholuo to a very supportive and charged crowd and we know that translators can get sloppy sometimes or even just downright cheeky.

The security council which should be the best informed (otherwise we are all in trouble) went with the translation that Raila said that the military directly assisted in the alleged rigging of the polls. (For those who do not know, the National Security Council, NSC, is the supreme organ mandated by the New Constitution to be responsible for the security of Kenya and her people. The Council consists of— (a) the President (chair); (b) the Deputy President; (c) the Cabinet Secretary responsible for defence; (d) the Cabinet Secretary responsible for foreign affairs; (e) the Cabinet Secretary responsible for internal security; (f) the Attorney-General; (g) the Chief of Kenya Defence Forces; (h) the Director-General of the National Intelligence Service; and (i) the Inspector-General of the National Police Service.)

The first salvo at Raila for his remarks came from secretary to the cabinet Francis Kimemia shortly after a meeting of the security council and that is very significant.

Others present at the Raila meeting have a very different translation. What they heard Raila say in their mother tongue was that the rigging of the elections was akin to a military coup.
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What I find most interesting here is the fact that the security council had just come out of a meeting where intricate plans had been put in place to thwart an expected major al Shabaab strike in either Nairobi or Mombasa which is expected at any time. You can be sure that these busy guys would not waste time and resources on a rumour and were acting on very credible intelligence. And yet they felt that Raila's remarks (nothing new except the mention of the military) carried enough weight for them to divert some effort to taking action on it. And yet if they had just shut up, most Kenyans would not even have known what Raila said. My friends that is extremely significant and I shall discuss it in a little while.

If you are reading this and think that what I am going to discuss next is how the election was rigged and millions of votes stuffed then YOU ARE WRONG. That is NOT what happened for anybody who wants the truth. I would prefer to use the word "fiddled". The elections were indeed fiddled with as I explain in great detail in my book Mystery Monday: Unlocking the 2013 Kenyan presidential polls secrets.

But for now let's stick to the topic at hand which is what Raila said and why it has caused such a political storm when we should be more focused on what the al Shabaab are planning against us.

My impeccable sources on the ground confirm that the second version (that the alleged rigging was like a military coup) is the correct version of what the former PM said.

So why did somebody deliberately twist the PM's remarks?

Interestingly the CORD fraternity has decided not to correct the twisted version and senator Otieno Kajwang even told a press conference yesterday that he saw the Military chief at the tallying centre in Bomas of Kenya during the elections. This is politics and trying to correct things here would make Raila and CORD appear weak and already back-tracking.

Just remember in future that when dealing with spooks and what they do, nothing is what it seems to be. The security council can be accused of many things and one cannot escape the fact that our top security and intelligence people (who give info and advice to the security council) are all old men struggling to keep up with the times when most of their age-mates are either in retirement or semi-retirement. Still they are extremely intelligent and will not do anything without reason.

I am convinced that the reason why it was decided to focus on Raila's remarks with a small twisting of the facts was to divert attention. The country is now at it's highest terrorist alert and the last thing you want is widespread panic amongst the public. The simple solution is to clog the news with the Raila furore as you release the terror alert. Works like a charm because even the major media outlets gave very little coverage to the statement from Bwana Francis Kimemia about security being beefed up countrywide. In this way the message got to all the people it must get to without attracting attention from the people who don't need to realize exactly what is happening. NEAT. VERY NEAT.

P.S. Kenyan women have indeed come a long way. The security council has two women seating on it, cabinet secretary Defence Rachelle Omama and her foreign affairs counterpart Amina Mohamed. Never before in the history of Kenya have we had even one woman at the highest level of security decision-making. Good for Kenya if you ask me.

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The most expensive slap in history

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A clear understanding of the confusing South Sudan conflict: Who is in the wrong?

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Chilling 2014 predictions

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Raila and Nyanza MPs very worried about Kidero cash

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Sudan: Crafty Macher fools many about how trouble started

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Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Why IG Kimaiyo MUST Go

Listening to the Inspector General of police being interviewed last night on Citizen TV, one thing became very clear to Kenyans. Especially those of us who understand the Kenya police and the rot therein. We are in serious trouble. What our IG is clearly very good at is avoiding answering very important questions that affect our security. What is the point of being interviewed in the first place if you have nothing to say except defend yourself and the work (if you can call it that) you are doing?

When asked sensitive questions or pushed to a corner the IG starts by thanking the person asking the questions for the question ostensibly to give him a little more time to think what he is going to say. A better policy would have been to answer the questions directly. Admit where the police have failed and tell us precisely what he is doing to correct the situation.

Understandably there are certain security issues he cannot make public. But surely this cannot apply to every single question he was asked last night.

The most honorable thing for Bwana David Kimaiyo to do now is to resign immediately and allow another Kenyan who is competent to take over his job. Somebody else who will inspire more confidence in Kenyans in a country where being a victim of violent criminals has become the norm.

Even before we elaborate on his incompetence we need to ask a simple question. How does a man who heads our police force continue to remain in office as criminal gangs take over the country? How can he even face the press in interviews as fear spreads amongst innocent hard working Kenyans? It is totally immoral for the man to be so comfortable when the vast majority of Kenyans are so uncomfortable.

To start with the Inspector General of police is first and foremost a manager. A good manager sits down on a new job with a clear set of priorities. It is impossible to do everything. Indeed this applies to any management and leadership position, even the head of state of a country.

The question you ask yourself is what is the most urgent thing that needs to be done? You make your very short list in order of importance and then you focus and start working on tem number one. What are Kimaiyo’s priorities? Well he seems to have worked very hard to improve the police communication system as he proudly told Kenyans last night. Clearly that has to be one of his top priorities. Now what is the point of being able to quickly and easily get in touch with a police force best known for inaction? Why would any alert Kenyan want to easily call the very same policemen who have been known to frequently collude with the very criminals they may be reporting to those policemen? Doesn’t make sense to me.

At least the controversial and often criticized former Police commissioner major General Hussein Ali had a clear priority when he took over office and that was to deal with violent crime and violent gangs. Interestingly he did achieve great results and neutralized the dreaded Mungiki within a very short space of time, only that his methods were unlawful to say the least. So focused was the man that even as he left Vigilance house he was lobbying for new laws that would make being found in possession of a firearm the kind of thing no sane criminal would want to face punishment for. And remember that Ali was operating under the old constitution which he left him pretty vulnerable to the whims of the political class. Kimaiyo operating under the new constitution does not have any such worries.

Admittedly there is one thing that the IG is passionate about and that is fighting for more power and if he has his way there will be no reason for the National Police Service commission and its’ critical oversight role.

What Kenyans have heard most from the IG are endless excuses and the downplaying of serous crimes. Recently he told us with a straight face that the explosion at JKIA that destroyed sections of the roof at the JAVA was caused by a “loose light bulb that fell.” Last night when asked if he regretted that statement more excuses poured out of his mouth.

Those who like to defend our incompetent corrupt police force are always quick to tell Kenyans that the police are not equipped to fight crime effectively. This is laughable when you consider the fact that the police are not using what they already have. We have a national ID system with everybody’s fingerprints on it including many criminals (not all, but most). We also have all cell phone companies registering mobile phone users. What this means is that you can get fingerprints identify somebody and then be able to trace the precise location of the suspect you are looking for. Many countries in Africa do not have that kind of “assistance” in tracking down criminals.

It is true that the police have used this a few times but clearly they are busy with other more important stuff other than fighting serious violent crime in the country and the responsibility for this ridiculous policy can only fall squarely on the IG’s desk.

When you find the time to read newspapers you will quickly realize that the police are in fact very busy. Busy arresting people having sex on the beach and at Uhuru Park. Busy arresting those selling pornographic DVDs, busy guarding politicians, busy fighting NPSC for more power so that senior cops are less accountable. When will they ever find time from their busy schedule to address their core function?


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The most expensive slap in history

Chilling link between Wetangula, Mutula and the ICC cases

Shocker: Police were shot from behind as they closed in on terrorists

Wetangula shooting: It was NOT an assassination attempt, so what was it?

A clear understanding of the confusing South Sudan conflict: Who is in the wrong?

JUBILEE government behaving like PEV '08 never happened

Yet another deadly attack as terror escalates in Kenya

Are you a nice guy women are never passionate about?

Hazina Lunatic project is the reason Kidero is being roasted

New anti-rape device promises to "bite" rapists out of business

Another Obama in the making: Kenyan becomes first Black MP in European country

Kidero, Shebesh to be charged 4 months later... why??

Setback to ODM as party loses one precious seat

Wamalwa tells Ruto to go for 2017 presidency

Chilling 2014 predictions

"You are a traitor," Keter tells Ruto

Raila and Nyanza MPs very worried about Kidero cash

How Coke can be deadly

Kenya still a paradise for human traffickers 

Sudan: Crafty Macher fools many about how trouble started

Did Blogger die because of Shebesh/Sonko nude photos?

Githu to Bensouda: There is no way I can give you Uhuru's net worth... EVER 

Can President Uhuru tell the difference between "tribal" and "political"

President and his deputy want to go on trips with more women 

So eager to die, she couldn't wait for Christmas


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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Analyzing the Uhuru Presidency


It is now over 8 months since the 4th President of the Republic of Kenya took office.

The President is today a very different person when you compare him to the easy-going smiling presidential candidate of last March. Indeed he started off by showing signs that he was going to change things drastically... for the better.

As he announced his cabinet appointments in shirt sleeves with the Deputy president looking on, it looked like Kenyans were going to be treated to a very different presidency. Today the outlook is not that positive. In fact it is increasingly looking like business as usual at State house with the latest bombshell being the appointment of Kenyans who use false teeth products.

To be fair to President Uhuru, what is happening to him is nothing new. Indeed all the three men before him in office were all very ordinary simple good men who were transformed into something very different by the presidency. 

His father Jomo Kenyatta was a humble teetotaller after publicly promising church elders in the 1920s that he would never touch alcohol again in his life. 30 years later there was evidence that Kenyatta not only kept his vow to the church but detested alcohol and strongly believed that the drinking of liquor was hindering the coming of independence for Kenya. However when Jomo landed at State house not only did he resume his drinking but he became the most feared president Kenya has ever had. A demi-god you would not dare dream of crossing if you valued your life.

Moi grew up walking extremely long distances to school and developed into a strong patient and tolerant man who could forgive almost anything. The presidency changed him into the ruthless dictator who straddled Kenya for 24 long years with no appetite for anything that was not domineering Kanu.

Emilio Stanley Mwai Kibaki was a staunch Catholic and brilliant economist who attracted the attention of the young Kanu party because of his educational background at a time when it was very rare for an African to have a high school education let alone be a university lecturer. This prompted Tom Mboya to drive from Nairobi all the way to Makerere University in Kampala, Uganda in an air cooled VW beetle to persuade Kibaki that his country needed him more than Makerere University did. Mboya is said to have come back
with Kibaki in the VW. Always the reluctant politician and determined to retain his dignity and stick to his principals, Kibaki became a very different person when he entered State House. Kenyans got a glimpse of the new Kibaki when elections 2007 came calling and he was not prepared to be a one term president, whatever the verdict of the voters was going to be. During the post election crisis of December 2007 and January 2008 that followed his nightime swearing in at State house a friend of mine was so shocked that he just kept on muttering under his breath…
 

"This is not Kibaki, this is not Kibaki," over and over again.

The easy going compassionate Uhuru is already rapidly changing into something else quite similar to his predecessors in office.

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What are your views on this?

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Sudan: Crafty Macher fools many about how trouble started

Did Blogger die because of Shebesh/Sonko nude photos?

Githu to Bensouda: There is no way I can give you Uhuru's net worth... EVER 

Can President Uhuru tell the difference between "tribal" and "political"

President and his deputy want to go on trips with more women 

So eager to die, she couldn't wait for Christmas


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