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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Kumekucha classified ads (Brand new)

Free online advertising for East Africans

Here is a unique opportunity for you to advertise for FREE in the most popular political blog in the region. All you have to do is post your advertisement below in the comments area. It is that simple.

Kumekucha classifieds main posts will be posted on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. And the most popular advertisements of the previous post will be repeated in the main post. However you can post your classified ad I the comments section below the main post on any day of the week and at any time 24/7.

But you have to be careful to observe the simple house rules listed below. Make sure you read them carefully.

I encourage all you good folks to make use of this unique opportunity to reach a huge audience for FREE. Hopefully there will be interesting and useful ads for kumekucha readers as well. Readers who want to ensure that they don’t miss any interesting classified ads should simply subscribe to the Kumekucha newsletter Kumekucha Confidential. I will reproduce all the advertisements for the week in Kumekucha Confidential. To subscribe send an email now to: kumekucha-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Make sure that you reply to the email you receive and follow the instructions carefully to confirm your subscription.

Rules for using Kumekucha classifieds

1. Hyper links are NOT allowed under any circumstances. If you want to direct people to a site shorten the address using http://tinyurl.com or http://is.gd.

2. One ad per week per person (for extra advertisements see rates below). Repeated ads will be deleted.

3. All ads advertising any service/product (even commercial) that is legal are welcomed. Note that Porn and X-rated sites are NOT legal in East Africa.

4. Comments in favour or against an advertisement are NOT allowed in Kumekucha classifieds. These comments can be placed in the usual Kumekucha posts.

5. Both advertisers and readers are advertised to approach any transactions with the usual caution and do not make any payments or send products until you have done your due diligence.

6. To appear in the main post in a prominent position there is a small reasonable fee to pay. See rates below.


Rates for paid ads:

Extra ads in the same week: pay $15 (or Kshs 1,000) will allow you to post 4 times consequtively. Can either be all on the same day or on consecutive days.

To appear in a prominent position in the main post: pay $30 (or Kshs 2,000) will enable your ads to appear twice ion the main post.

Start posting your free ad now and test how effective it is for you. To post click on "Post a comment" at the bottom of the page

14 comments:

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  4. A Laptop for Kshs 3,500

    I have an old Hitachi laptop that has given me 3 years of service. It is a 386 but very fast. Admittedly it has many problems. To start with the screen collapsed so you have to connect it to a separate monitor to use it. Out of two USB ports only one works. The DVD drive doesn’t work and the most obvious fault is that it is literally falling apart and so it cannot be moved from place to place. If you want to use it as it is it is best to place it on a desk somewhere permanently.

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  5. Chris, a laptop for 3k, kwani its an advanced version of a calculator ...
    alafu unatu-enjoy nakuiita laptop?

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  6. ooh my ulinunua hiyo lap ndu gapi?
    yangu nilinunua 60k but do i say.... just throw it in the trash bin ALA!

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  7. Sayra and anon@1:54 pm, Please observe rule No 4 next time and put your very much welcome comments on another post referreing toKumekucha classifieds.

    Thank you.

    -Kumekucha-

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  8. Readers are welcome to keep on posting their ads, but the next Kumekucha classifieds main post will appear on Monday Kenyan time (Our time line will indicate Sunday). Even this one was published on Wednesday Kenyan time but our timeline says Tuesday (it is usually a few hours behind Kenyan time.)

    -Kumekucha-

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    1/4ACRE NALEPO-KASASI.....1.95M
    1/4ACRE ST PATRICK/KONA
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    1/2ACRE KISERIAN(KAHUHO)...2.1M
    1/8ACRE OPP REDSOIL
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    ¼ ACRE RIMPA 1.7M
    1 ACRE KANDISI 3.8M
    1ACRE KANDISI(OLERAI) 5.5M
    1/2ACRE KANDISI(CATHOLIC) 1.95M
    1/4ACRE KANDISI(CATHOLIC) 1M
    3BR HSE sitting on ½
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    ½ ACRE MUKOYET ROAD 11M
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    5ACRES OFF KAREN 17M PER ACRE
    3.2 ACRES KAREN 18M PER ACRE
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    51 ACRES LIMURU
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    3 BR SITTING ON ¼ ACRE ONGATA RONGAI.....................6.5M

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    1ACRE KISERIAN/ISINYA
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    1/8 ACRE PLOT OLE
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