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Monday, September 24, 2007

Man Dies And Goes To Hell, Prefers Kenyan Hell

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A man died and goes to hell...

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they
do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Kenyan hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in...

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

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2 comments:

Proud Kikuyu Woman said...

That joke, like may of your posts, was very original (sic!)
It cracked me up when it was forwarded to me first read it like 2 years ago.

Mulwaa said...

TO

KDDDA Company
Box Musoma
TANZANIA

Dear sar,



RI: APLICATION OF JOB



I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDDA. I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997. My skool here Nyamongo very good. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no waif and no childish. My father deaded long time ago and my mother is marry in Swaziland country there 10 years now, no see she until now, so nobody known to help me money and food and tea and drink. My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Mjaluo teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself. Me because wear expenses cloth and shoe than Mjaluo teacher.

I here people you want security guards to your company and I tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief dead. I want to join the company of you and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson.

Please consider my aplication very careful and call me any time because me have hand telephone now. I am red for interview with you if you like me.

Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy machine there at Mchaga shop is of a long time and very old it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why.

I am very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until now. I can speak English free.

I have no very many I end here. Please also greet your wife and childish!


Yours

Mwita Chacha Marwa son of Msafiri

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